When men think your options will dwindle without their golden penis

Ms_Tilly · 2020-08-17T16:32:10+00:00

All those carrots and not one of them connected to a high value man. Smh

pascalines · 2020-08-17T18:07:20+00:00

I’ve found that everything men say is a projection. “Women talk too much” (men talk FAR more), “Women are emotional” (men are MUCH more emotional and unstable), “you’re never going to find someone like me” well....

Adrianna2888 · 2020-08-17T16:46:49+00:00

I’ve realized most of the time when they say this they are projecting their own insecurity

Incredible_Alligator · 2020-08-17T17:43:30+00:00

Haha, this is not my experience. There are no penises. But that's ok. Just peaceful silence.

VigorousBeanFlicking · 2020-08-17T20:50:43+00:00

I love the relationship posts where the boyfriend/husband has the bright idea of opening the relationship only to find out they’re not going to be drowning in pussy 😂 what losers.

sanguine_duality · 2020-08-17T21:55:00+00:00

Am I the only lady here who genuinely finds hard to find guys interested in her? :/ I’m not ugly so I don’t get it.

lacyvulture · 2020-08-17T18:17:34+00:00

Yay all these carrots and all of them are trash

favoritesound · 2020-08-17T19:02:08+00:00

So fucking true.

Even funnier is when they are uncomfortable with you talking to other men, being alone with other men, having platonic friendships with men (even gay men)... so they forbid you from doing that.

Like, wow, if you didn't think any other dude would ever find me attractive, why do you keep me locked and hidden away? Idiot.

buffalocoinz · 2020-08-17T20:59:37+00:00

The odds are good, but the goods are always odd.

Woman_on_Pause · 2020-08-17T18:34:37+00:00

Hundreds of options, very very few possibilities.

Tatpixie13 · 2020-08-18T00:22:54+00:00

And it doesn’t dwindle with age either. My mom is 60 and men, even young men, are still throwing themselves at her. She’s not online either. This is in public. Know your worth ladies! You are priceless. No man is out of your league.

CarrCamille22 · 2020-08-17T17:45:43+00:00

Lol. Exactly. It took literally 3 minutes for me to replace my ex.

PrettyPopping · 2020-08-17T23:57:41+00:00

Not in my life. Idk what you ladies are doing differently, but that's not how it works for me.

DunRuther · 2020-08-17T21:53:59+00:00

When I left my ex, he told me “good luck finding someone else, because you’re 32 now and it’s hard for women your age.” Meanwhile he’s 36, and the best of all is that he’s a self-proclaimed “woke feminist.”

And yes, I actually ended up having great luck because I wasn’t even looking for a boyfriend but I had a man heavily pursue me and ask me out. I gave him a chance, and here we are still together 9 months later and I’ve never been treated so well by a boyfriend.

capresesalad1985 · 2020-08-17T23:28:50+00:00

One of my friends told me her fiancé told her she wouldn’t find any one better. I burst out laughing and told her to walk to the nearest and find 8 dicks ready to go. Fucking hilarious they think we can’t do better.

Inspection-Critical · 2020-08-17T17:50:16+00:00

I laughed waaaaaaay too hard at this.

sarahbae03 · 2020-08-17T20:20:28+00:00

I lol'd hard at this one. Thanks.

x3meteor · 2020-08-17T19:51:05+00:00

😣 the possibilities are endless

FormalWheels · 2020-08-18T01:32:57+00:00

this triggered my trypophobia lol and all those carrots are rotten it's hard to find a fresh one.

yvrcanuck88 · 2020-08-18T01:51:46+00:00

TBH thought you were gonna say he sent you a unsolicited dick pic! Is there a legit reason that he’s living with his parents? I (F) lived overseas for many years, and when I returned home, I lived with my Dad and then my sister for a few months until I got re-established (new job, own condo). So sometimes there’s extenuating circumstances (as I’m sure guys were judging me when they found out I was living with family)

OrchidLion · 2020-08-18T02:17:32+00:00

Except my options HAVE dried up.

2020-08-18T05:29:19+00:00

Hahahahaha!!! So true. There are a million fuck boy carrots. I don’t need yours. I can find another fuck boy in less than 1 second on tinder

pumpkin-escobarrr · 2020-08-18T03:41:33+00:00

I never believed it. Then after i decided i was done with dating apps and walked away from a LVM, i suddenly had men irl and on instagram try to ask me out on a date.

Feels good and that LVM is probably still complaining about being lonely while his hairline recedes.

AotearoaCanuck · 2020-08-17T23:07:25+00:00

Hahahaha

greatcathy · 2020-08-18T10:23:17+00:00

Too many of those and you'll start to turn yellow, which is a sign of becoming jaundiced.

DippedinBronze · 2020-08-18T13:17:31+00:00

Exactly! Lol

the_researcher_ · 2020-08-18T14:48:22+00:00

I don't think he meant you'd have trouble finding someone to offer you dick. That's a given.

sanguine_duality · 2020-08-19T02:43:36+00:00

Someone’s downvoting my comments lol

Title	When men think your options will dwindle without their golden penis
Author	PinkestMango
Upvotes	2531
Comments	110
Date	August 17, 2020 4:15 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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