After last year's guide garnered so much attention, (and was subsequently removed by some well-meaning moderators), I have updated the guide for 2024 to help my fellow internet homies in their quest to becoming an official f*ckboy in these streets.

To wit, these are not hard and fast rules, just useful tips that anybody can use to get more girls:

-RULES-

  1. money doesn't matter. nobody can see your salary when you're at a house party or dancing in a noisy club. money only comes into play later in relationships. just be cool and have fun in the moment because trying to flex your salary will backfire on you. and forget expensive jewelry or watches, girls dont care about that shit

  2. just show up. when someone invites you out, chances are they will have a friend or a friend of a friend get introduced to you. there's a non-zero chance this girl might like you, just because you're there. say yes to every invite and if you have no friends, join a group

  3. hit the gym at least 5x a week. this is the easiest way to improve people's perception of you and build your own confidence. if you're chubby, lose weight. if you're scrawny, pump iron. you want a lean physique more than you want to be a big burly boy. plus the gym is crawling with women and you might make a friend there

  4. go buy new clothes. clothes and shoes will boost your self esteem and capture the attention of women. clothes make the man

  5. go tanning. you're probably a pale ghostboy and you think tanning is for weirdos but this is an easy way to boost your image without actually having to try

  6. crest whitestrips. after much internet research, I have come to the conclusion that these work as well if not better than a professional teeth whitening at the dentist, and are much more tolerable. they're only like 30 bucks and can make a drastic change in your facial appearance. if you have crooked teeth I would recommend invisalign first, then go for the whitening products later

  7. gum. carry gum everywhere you go. nobody likes bad breath, and it's fun to give out gum to girls when you're talking to them

  8. cologne. get yourself a decent name brand cologne. women will remember you by your scent if it's a good one. you might even remind them of someone they liked. cheap and easy way to up your game

  9. put a shirtless pic on tinder. a lot of people will tell you girls don't like that, but just do it anyways. my matches went up 5 fold when I added one, and my body isn't anything special. they just want to know they aren't stepping into a minefield when they get you in bed. plus it makes you look like a f*ckboy

  10. haircuts every 2 weeks. girls are grooming nazis and will notice if your hair sucks. pick a hairstyle that is contemporary and looks good on you. high and tight for bonus fckboi points

  11. use the 3 date rule. if you start dating girls on tinder, almost every girl will bed you by the third date. they will literally ask to come to your house. the first two dates are just to prove you're not a weirdo and that you give a shit about them. by date 3 they will be dying to jump your bones. if they won't let you escalate by the third date, you probably did something wrong and you're in the friendzone, cut them loose. some girls will give it up before date 3 but they probably have low self esteem or are banging other guys, so be careful

  12. manicure your shit. don't use a straight razor unless you enjoy bleeding from your ballzack. use a trimmer and make shit look nice down there, it doesn't have to be beautiful but just keep it maintained. bonus points if you trim your pits because you will smell better in general. also cut your fingernails

  13. drinking. this section has been edited for posterity. my advice to you if you are drinking in public is to 1. be of age, and 2. be thoughtful. don't get sloppy drunk and make a fool of yourself. but if you do partake, alcohol can sometimes be the social lubricant you need to become your best most interesting self. I find the sweet spot is around one or two beers just to loosen up and get rid of some of the natural anxiety we as humans have. sometimes it also pays to throw caution to the wind and have a wild night out, this can also lead to meeting new people and going on nutty adventures. just tread with caution here because this is a double edged sword. it can also lead to bad decisions and painful repercussions if you lose control

  14. work your way up. if you are lacking in confidence or social skills, maybe don't run out and try to day game 100 girls who rank 8 or 9 on the beauty scale. try to meet some more average women and test your mettle with them. if they are receptive to your advances then start something casual with them and see where it goes. once you have more confidence and feel you are in a better place mentally, you can move on to women that you feel like you truly deserve as a modern f*ckboy. but by keeping your expectations low at the beginning, you are bound to bank some early successes which can propel you into dating the higher tier women later. also, never count yourself out, you never can truly gauge a woman's interest unless you shoot your shot

OK that's the guide boyz. If you have anything you think I should add feel free to comment below. These are the cheap and easy tricks I used to step my game up and make dating so much easier. You can go from being a 6 to an 8 just by playing the game. Perception is reality in a lot of cases and knowing how to alter your public perception can make all the difference when you put yourself out there. Good luck and god speed