What is the Ultimate LVM name?

redbirdflies · 2020-08-08T21:53:35+00:00

Blake

Craig

Omg, every Anthony I have ever known was an over indulged golden child and/ or grandchild of an Italian mother and grandmother, who could do no wrong, while his sisters were treated like maids. Every. Single. One.

windowseat4life · 2020-08-08T21:22:14+00:00

Any form of Joe -- Joe, Joey, Joseph

I've dated 4 & now I absolutely refuse to even give a guy with this name a chance. I've literally told guys "I don't date guys named Joe anymore"

StarSweeper86 · 2020-08-08T21:25:23+00:00

Alex

Eric

Stephen

thighsmatch · 2020-08-08T21:18:34+00:00

Anthony, Patron saint of fuckboys, I swear.

And I’ve never met a Brock, but that does not sound promising.

RiteWriter · 2020-08-08T21:36:06+00:00

Brentington

Yes. That happened. Not to me as I laughed and swiped left.

bye-raspberry · 2020-08-08T23:32:39+00:00

I cannot believe no one has posted Jason yet

CoffeeBeforeAdulty · 2020-08-09T06:57:33+00:00

Ian, Jason, Josh, Robert, Anthony (ew), and basically any variation of Richard.

jackrusselterror1 · 2020-08-08T21:39:41+00:00

I agree with Anthony so much

Adding:

Jared

Matt

Brandon

Brett

Brock

Brad

Kevin

Hunter

Taylor

David

hopeful_flounder93 · 2020-08-08T22:48:19+00:00

J U S T I N.

cinderella_rising · 2020-08-08T22:23:58+00:00

Ian

Have known 3 trash men with that name.

purasangria · 2020-08-09T01:01:06+00:00

Darrell/Daryl

Buddy

Dean

Ray

Johnny

Tommy

Jimmy

Donnie

Freddy

Bobby

Mikey

Lonny

Lenny

Basically any name that ends in the diminutive, like you’d call a 3 year old.

VigorousBeanFlicking · 2020-08-09T16:05:27+00:00

Scott. Every Scott I’ve known has been a complete jackass.

What are some ultimate LVM careers? I see a lot of firefighters who think they’re demi-gods and fuck around on their wives. Firefighters cheat and cops beat.

thruAblue-eyedhaze · 2020-08-09T02:35:12+00:00

Josh.

Every single individual I have met named Josh has been a LVM/NVM. And I personally have meet 7.

Teenie34 · 2020-08-09T09:58:32+00:00

No one has said Chad. He has a tiny dick and big moles with a weak chin and a bad hairline, and yet tells women how ugly they are. Drives a Porsche but it’s a piece of shit that breaks down weekly. Won’t get a different car because “it’s a Porsche!”

Cookie_Duchess · 2020-08-08T23:36:26+00:00

John

James

Joe/Joey/Joseph

Tom

eveninghope · 2020-08-09T00:21:17+00:00

I've dated a couple shitty Andrews.

aellope · 2020-08-09T02:59:01+00:00

CHRIS

maraslove · 2020-08-08T21:59:10+00:00

William's and Tyler's.

RadioactiveJoy · 2020-08-08T22:00:01+00:00

ANTHONY! Hah! Omg I nearly died choking on my drink when I read that 🤣👌🏽

fairywakes · 2020-08-09T00:08:17+00:00

Jordan. James. Jayce. Those J names...

2020-08-08T22:30:36+00:00

Well shit. I’m going on a date with a Devin tomorrow.

MsPetty_Roosevelt · 2020-08-09T00:49:50+00:00

Kyle Dylan

pumpkin-escobarrr · 2020-08-09T05:50:36+00:00

Clifford lol

2020-08-09T01:50:49+00:00

Let's just stick to calling them scrotes or dusties or even ashies. I bet they're some fine gentlemen that bear those names up there and it wouldn't be fair to mix them with ain't shit men lol.

vowelsareimportant · 2020-08-09T02:45:34+00:00

So many of my exes’ names listed here already.

Avoiding_existence · 2020-08-09T03:11:03+00:00

Just wanted to say, I've been trying and failing to get over a small crush on a guy named Anthony who is definitely an LVM.

This post helped so much and gave me a much needed laugh, bless you all

icekweenbaby · 2020-08-09T03:14:42+00:00

I’ve had terrible experiences with men named Jordon

theninjalibrarian · 2020-08-09T15:45:43+00:00

Almost any name that starts with J. I don’t know what it is about guys whose name starts with that letter, but anytime I meet one, I steer clear. I would rather have a wisdom tooth pulled awake than date another man whose name started with a J.

Partypuppers · 2020-08-09T18:07:12+00:00

I would like to nominate Spencer into the mix.

Emotionally manipulative maniacs 👎👎🚩🚩🚩

gutsandgorey · 2020-08-09T00:48:28+00:00

Dante

miloba_ · 2020-08-09T05:01:53+00:00

I didn’t see Cam/Cameron on here but whew, def gotta add that one too.

2020-08-09T00:04:23+00:00

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tiavarga · 2020-08-09T02:18:38+00:00

Justin (never met a good one). Matt—this one is just personal.

wondertarget · 2020-08-09T01:42:13+00:00

Mark, Sky, Brian, Blake, Matt (seriously), and John (or Jon).

Nat_at_all · 2020-08-08T22:32:20+00:00

Greg

Derrien

christmasforoutlaws · 2020-08-09T02:38:48+00:00

Josh and Daniel.

LittleBitchyBanana · 2020-08-08T21:35:03+00:00

Inspired by Anna Bey, I like average Joe 🤡

Hour_Scarcity · 2020-08-08T23:54:10+00:00

Derek

shmarhar · 2020-08-09T00:41:40+00:00

Oh my god Jeremy, I just got Nam flashbacks 😂

kwalden2 · 2020-08-09T02:50:22+00:00

Nick's a common one, I think

luvmyvulvaxoxo · 2020-08-09T02:52:50+00:00

Connor

ReflectiveRedhead · 2020-08-08T22:11:14+00:00

Evan

Kyle

Curt

Sean

Jimmy

2020-08-15T07:38:38+00:00

Mike and Austin. All Mike’s I’ve know have been very similar and horrible!! I’ve only known 2 Austin’s. One tried to rape me and was very physically dirty and the other one was mentally just so gross

2020-08-15T07:44:02+00:00

I realize I hate almost all male names 🤣 the only one I like from this list is Connor because my favorite student I’ve ever had was named Connor. Every other name on here sucks.

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Title	What is the Ultimate LVM name?
Author	MarbleWorld
Upvotes	35
Comments	75
Date	August 8, 2020 9:08 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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