26y old girl wants more dicks. Bf denies her pussy pass and dumps her. She goes insane

Zerdiox · 2018-04-30T13:33:18+00:00

Enjoy bigger font: http://archive.li/jYOvF Source Sauce

abdout77 · 2018-04-30T13:37:15+00:00

" I'm not going to bore you guys with blocks of text"

Proceeds to write 10 fucking paragraphs.

buzzfrightyear · 2018-04-30T13:52:01+00:00

Every time someone on r/relationships says something along the lines of "They just dumped me out of nowhere and totally overreacted," I just think they are lying about their story and are actually way bigger fuckheads than they're letting on. I get the weirdest vibes from this and I don't think she's giving all the facts.

logangrimnar182436 · 2018-04-30T14:52:38+00:00

as long as...it was purely physical

it has nothing to do with just purely physical sex

What?

BroaxXx · 2018-04-30T15:28:23+00:00

I don't know if I can link the original (probably not) and/or the unreddit link but fucking amazing how every fucking comment telling her to fuck off got removed...

ZadexResurrect · 2018-04-30T15:45:32+00:00

This is the kind of thing you discuss before getting into a relationship, not 5 years into it.

I’m willing to bet that she was fucking around before bringing this up to her bf and he was suspecting it. Then she probably confirmed it for him and he left. Maybe I’m jumping to conclusions, but that’s what it really seems like to me.

eminencefront · 2018-04-30T12:40:47+00:00

Alpha as fuck move on the guy's part. He didn't even entertain her idea. Just got the hell out and stonewalled her ass. Mad props.

RedditSilverRobot · 2018-04-30T13:48:32+00:00

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xxxshadowdash6969 · 2018-04-30T14:13:44+00:00

My ex tried to pull this on me and I really wish I would of had the balls to break up with her on the spot too. Instead I just said no, so a month later she wanted to "go on a break" and shock shock she ended up fucking another guy during that time

dcsnutz · 2018-04-30T16:13:38+00:00

She was already cheating

sh1ftyswar · 2018-04-30T16:46:34+00:00

Can't turn a ho into a housewife, dude was spot on.

CompletelyIncorrect0 · 2018-04-30T15:41:52+00:00

Notice how she says he is a great guy and the very first thing she mentions to back that up is how he has a good job.

2018-04-30T18:08:17+00:00

He said he hated cheating. That means he wants strict monogamy.

She agrees, but then later suggests an open relationship.

Obviously she wasn't being honest about what she wanted.

He specifically said he didn't mind girls that had a lot of partners but couldn't stand if they lied about it. Clearly, she pretended to be a good girl but now suddenly wants to ride the cock carousel.

My guess (and certainty) is that this is not the first red flag she has waved but certainly the last.

Clearly he's sick of her shit.

Mein_Tarnaccount · 2018-04-30T13:02:17+00:00

"he's amazing - great job..."
What a surprise. A skank who mentions money as the first thing she likes about him.
But yeah, that guy is going places. She on the other hand, well. She'll ride the carousel until the wheels come off, ~~than~~ then it's off to Cat City.

KywPT · 2018-04-30T18:39:53+00:00

I don't know what she is complaining about, she just got the most open relationship status available. Her bf really went the extra mile on this one. Best bf 2018.

Dylan_Tnga · 2018-04-30T15:28:05+00:00

Smart man. He knew she had already cheated or was going to do it in the future even if he said no to the open relationship....

Man is a genius.

nerdtome · 2018-04-30T16:47:21+00:00

Closest thing that I could find to the original source/thread : http://archive.li/jYOvF

Freedom__Fighter · 2018-04-30T16:23:46+00:00

Shocking, gf wants to be a cum-dumpster bf treats her like cum-dumpster, newly ex gf confused..... LOL.... what a tard

CharlieMFnMurphy · 2018-04-30T16:07:48+00:00

When you've created what is a MONOGAMOUS relationship, even the autistic dipshit that I am understands that you don't just "introduce" Polyamory.

It seems odd to me how this lady talks about how her sex life is supposedly satisfying yet tried to introduce Polyamory and shit. It doesn't seem like the sort of thing you offhandedly decide to introduce

SkeletonJakk · 2018-04-30T14:41:56+00:00

Can we get a link to the thread?

Chef_Lebowski · 2018-04-30T18:39:56+00:00

Daaaaaaaamn I love the way he handled this, without resorting to name calling. He just analyzed all the scenarios in his head and found that all of them end up with her hopping on some dick, even if they're still together. Good on him. Very diplomatic approach. I'd vote for him if he ran in any office.

henrysmyagent · 2018-04-30T18:01:40+00:00

I tell all of my friends:

"If your wife/girlfriend asks for an open relationship dump her immediately. She has already picked out a guy to replace you, or has already fucked some guy and wants retroactive permission. Either way, Bye Felicia!"

aygomyownroad · 2018-04-30T17:48:15+00:00

Basically she had someone's cock on her mind and wanted a free pass to do so.

Good for him.

I notice it's a few years old this post. I wonder what she is upto these days?

Chronic-lesOfGnaRnia · 2018-04-30T17:03:19+00:00

The first paragraph makes it known she's not someone you want to be with. He said he doesn't ever want to fight, wants to reach compromise. She "hated it at first" but has come around.

What crazy bitch WANTS to fight and HATES the idea of working through problems like an adult. This guy is dodging a bullet. Good on him to have the foresight.

Lupin_The_Fourth · 2018-04-30T18:06:47+00:00

you basically told him that you fantasize about other guys sticking their cocks in your cum dumpster. It's just sexual and nothing serious, right? Well to me, and guys like your ex boyfriend, it is serious.

Oh man these comments are juicy AF. brb I’ll be back im three. In need of popcorn.

nocivo · 2018-04-30T13:40:00+00:00

Women are never happy. The guy looks like the perfect boyfriend and future husband.

She just blow up the best deal she would ever get. Good job on her.

The guy os smar af. When she asked to be with another guy she proved she isn’t that happy with the relationship and she doesn’t care about the traditional marriage where she is only your and he is only hers. I also would lost trust on her and breakup. She is curious so she will eventually do it without him knowing. Why waste time on someone not full commit.

thekarmabum · 2018-04-30T16:04:01+00:00

You don't "open up" a relationship after five years of monogamy.

biggoof · 2018-04-30T15:56:05+00:00

Guy did the right thing, if he let's her do that, and she dumps him anyways(more than likely to happened), then he's lost his pride too.

TheHighestEagle · 2018-04-30T16:28:00+00:00

Hoes gon' be hoes.

Bobwayne17 · 2018-04-30T23:13:40+00:00

I think it's completely fair to be a monogamous person and dump someone for seriously bringing up the idea of a non-monogamous relationship 5 years in.

A few other posters summed it up best, but if everything is going so well...from his perspective you're just coming out of the gate one day like "hey, I think I should fuck other guys". What??? You can't think that will go over well. Going from monogamy to full-blown non-monagamy 5 years in couldn't end well anyway.

If you're someone who's non-monogamous, don't wait until this moment to do this. It's seriously not worth it. Discuss it with someone from the jump so you both don't end up in this ridiculous scenario. No one decides 5 years into something they just want new guys in their life. She had known the entire time she wasn't fond of the idea of monogamy.

bizzy210 · 2018-04-30T19:03:45+00:00

So he’s a modern version of a great boyfriend yet she stills wants to sleep with other people? Hoes will be hoes

TouchedOnlyByMom · 2018-04-30T19:11:46+00:00

I love my bf hes so amazing there are so many things i can mention about him, i screwed up so badly, his most amazing quality is his amazing job and really fat paychecks his other good qualities are, he has a job, he has a job, he has a good job, he makes fat money please take me back waah

2018-04-30T16:58:05+00:00

'I'm not going to bore you guys with huge blocks of texts'. Proceeds and does exactly that.

Sks44 · 2018-04-30T16:42:37+00:00

I imagine this dude is a combo of Liam Neeson and Johnny Cash. Cool as the damp cloth on a warm day.

ageontargaryarn · 2018-05-01T04:10:37+00:00

I love how the first positive thing she mentioned about him is that he has "great job". What da fuck is he? A human being or an investment? Smdh

infinitude · 2018-04-30T18:07:59+00:00

When you tell your partner they aren't enough for you, sometimes they react poorly.

2018-04-30T18:48:01+00:00

My ex hit me with this after 4 years about a month before we broke up. The guy did the right thing, the girl already probably already had other guys in mind when she brought this up.

PerpetualAscension · 2018-04-30T15:42:12+00:00

Stupid fucking whore. Though I'm sure that the white knights in /r/relationships will convince her that breakup up with her was abusive or constituted rape or some other such nonsense.

Ixz72 · 2018-04-30T15:19:38+00:00

I am just reading her story and not taking it at face value.

There are three versions of a story... her side, his side and the truth.

ImOverThereNow · 2018-05-05T18:13:54+00:00

“I’m not going to bore you guys with huge blocks of text”

Proceeds to write huge blocks of boring text.

its-iceman · 2018-05-01T01:44:11+00:00

Dude is an American hero. I want to buy this guy a beer.

TheeEmperor · 2018-05-01T06:31:21+00:00

To pack up and leave a 5 year relationship is something men should be strong enough to do

Digitalism08 · 2018-04-30T16:08:42+00:00

I did something similar like this with my ex of five years, I'm happy this guy took a similar path and never looking back

2018-04-30T18:03:43+00:00

I hope this is a common reaction to this bullshit

Autofrotic · 2018-04-30T22:29:57+00:00

I'm not going to bore you guys with huge blocks of text

Hmmmm

edzackly · 2018-05-01T04:27:18+00:00

Sounds like a good guy, with good friends, good employers- get fucked, bitch!

2018-05-01T04:41:41+00:00

This guy was smart af.

qweernstrom · 2018-05-01T04:49:24+00:00

I've never understood this train of thought.

"I have everything I could want, but I just wanna sit on some random dicks, just to see what's out there" Hint: its more dick. That's whats out there.

It's like these people have no feelings for the other person and are only there because of what the other person brings to them. Fucking psychopath shit.

fuck_ya_bud · 2018-04-30T20:13:47+00:00

Archive link to original post: http://archive.li/jYOvF

roskatili · 2018-05-04T08:11:11+00:00

There is one truly epic comment in that thread [paraphrased]:

He previously indicated that he's staunchly mono. Requesting to open the relationship 5 years into the story is like suddenly telling a complete atheist that you want the couple to become churchgoing Christians. If you want an open relationship, date poly dudes and leave mono dudes alone.

2018-04-30T15:29:38+00:00

How is that overreacting? Why would I want to share what's mine? Lol

Friendly_Jackal · 2018-04-30T15:22:28+00:00

Fake story for sure

But the whole "it would be open for both of us" is such a ridiculous ploy and I feel bad for the suckers that fall for that.

whoareyou31 · 2018-04-30T20:21:44+00:00

Thots go be thots. This why you can never wife a hoe.

Seoul_Brother · 2018-04-30T21:15:20+00:00

Do guys ever get equal or greater value out of open relationships? I'm pretty sure I'd be going home alone while my wife bangs dudes almost every night...

Discard72 · 2018-04-30T16:20:36+00:00

I love feel good, happy ending stories like this.

N307H30N3 · 2018-04-30T19:26:31+00:00

At first I thought the guy overreacted. All she did was bring the topic up...

But the more I think about it, the more I can get on his side.

They were together for five years. She should have known how opposed he would be to the idea.

Maybe from the guys perspective, he feels something like "if she honestly thinks this is an option then this relationship is nothing like I thought it was". That's the sort of vibe I get.

iSeize · 2018-05-01T00:21:00+00:00

I wouldn't even know how to handle this situation this guy knocked it out off the park

Issung · 2018-04-30T23:50:29+00:00

Disgusting slut, all they want is attention, and 5 years in a loving relationship isnt enough, they need more men

Oasystole · 2018-05-01T00:41:46+00:00

I love sluts, but wouldn’t want one as a gf.

ccrexer · 2018-04-30T17:03:26+00:00

Fuckin AWALT. Dude dodged a bullet.

ToWelie89 · 2018-04-30T20:54:05+00:00

What a selfish and idiotic girl. By saying you want to "open up the relationship" so that you can sleep with other people is basically like saying "I wan't to fuck other men". Why the hell should he be okay with this? Even if he would simply decline and she would accept his answer the damage would already have been done because you've already made it clear that you want sex from others. What's the point for him to keep investing time and energy into a relationship with someone like that? It's also very typical how she tries to present herself as the victim with emotional appeals to how sad she is and how much she cried, as if it's anyone elses fault than her own. Typical emotional manipulation, she knows she just lost a good man so she tries playing the poor crying victim card to try and get some sympathy and revert the damage. Good on him for simply moving on.

2018-04-30T19:02:51+00:00

I'd do the same.

2018-04-30T22:03:39+00:00

Good man with good friends.

1andrac3 · 2018-05-01T02:25:44+00:00

When she listed the positive attributes pay close attention to the order lol

2018-05-01T03:19:51+00:00

Whenever someone wants to open a relationship, it's because there's somebody very specific that they want to fuck really bad and have plans for it. She's pretending like "I want to have some experiences," when really its "I really want to fuck my neighbor Tim and he was hitting on me yesterday."

Drmadanthonywayne · 2018-05-01T03:31:56+00:00

You have an “open relationship” with some whore (or whores) you’re fucking while looking for someone worth having a serious relationship with. This guy thought he was in a serious relationship, until his girlfriend told him she was just a whore.

2018-05-01T11:22:23+00:00

what a stupid fucking whore... Also ... I didn't know my ex used reddit

SmokingCookie · 2018-04-30T22:24:12+00:00

submitted 4 years ago * by [red]

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That's some dedication there.

Mind_and_Iron · 2018-05-02T14:52:34+00:00

r/suicidebywords might enjoy this

Black_Shaq98 · 2018-05-05T02:14:40+00:00

Obviously a lot more to it. He'd probably been dealing with her shit for a while and this was just the straw that broke the camel's back.

shegotmass · 2018-04-30T19:56:10+00:00

I gurantee she had one of his friends in mind that she wanted to fuck.

-Antiheld- · 2018-04-30T14:10:27+00:00

He probably should've just said "No, that's not an option for me" and see how it goes.

On the other hand this kind of desire might end up manifesting itself anyway.

magnue · 2018-04-30T15:26:56+00:00

Looks to me like he was waiting for the excuse.

wooksarepeople2 · 2018-04-30T18:56:34+00:00

Holy fuck this guy must be such a cool person. I'd hope I could execute that as smoothly as he did after 5 years with somebody.

matrix2002 · 2018-04-30T22:07:55+00:00

I think a lot of people fuck up good relationships when they are in their 20's. That's how you know what not to do.

She probably won't find another guy like this, though. She will regret it for the rest of her life.

Legoluigi00 · 2018-05-01T03:41:33+00:00

Can someone write a TL;DR version?

Chem_Student-1986 · 2018-05-01T06:47:25+00:00

Quality content, 10/10

2018-04-30T18:47:01+00:00

Stupid bitch got exactly what she deserves. She can go ride cocks all day and when her fetid ass eventually wants to settle down she can buy a dog.

realstekcor · 2018-04-30T20:12:16+00:00

Only thing that upset me with what he did was he was the one who moved out. He should have kicked her out. He’s the one who pays the rent.

BBPingPong · 2018-05-01T00:37:24+00:00

Bro was done with her before she brought this up. He just needed the perfect reason. Now they both can be happy.

2018-05-01T01:21:41+00:00

Obligatory

BEGONE THOT

iTalk2Pineapples · 2018-05-01T01:10:42+00:00

I'm preparing to lose some karma, but if what she is saying is the truth then it's a reasonable conversation to have with your SO.

PorkSwordintheStone · 2018-04-30T18:44:43+00:00

Like a boss.

i2b2b · 2018-04-30T22:09:39+00:00

My man

TheDjTanner · 2018-05-01T00:49:44+00:00

Chick should get a bf that's more sexually compatible. Lots of folks thrive in open relationships.

subbookkeepper · 2018-05-01T00:58:36+00:00

What a legend

BananaWilly · 2018-05-01T02:22:57+00:00

Time to get a restraining order against the bimbo.

DTreatz · 2018-05-01T08:43:42+00:00

Best wishes to whoever the guy that dumped her ass. That's exactly how you run shit. My man!

The_drunken_monk · 2018-05-01T12:00:31+00:00

If you love someone, you do not sleep around, period.

gd5k · 2018-04-30T17:52:54+00:00

This isn’t pussy pass. She brought it up, and he reacted. She wasn’t asking for special treatment because she’s a girl, or for her to be able to sleep around and not him. His reaction is also totally valid though. If he’s not interested in a relationship with her based on that, then he doesn’t have to be in one.

Everyone she already cheated, yeah maybe, and maybe he suspected that because of the convo as well, but it’s still speculation.

NekoZombie0_o · 2018-04-30T17:47:32+00:00

I don't know how she doesn't realize how life destroying that would be if my husband out of the blue said 'Hey I love you n everything but I'd like us to start having sex with other people' I'd die inside and his stuff would be outside

xDGx · 2018-04-30T19:19:51+00:00

If she was so satisfied with the relationship then why does she need another cock? Just a hoe, nothing more.

kellykebab · 2018-04-30T23:59:26+00:00

He doesn't mind if girls sleep around as long as they don't pretend to be innocent. This ungrateful idiot did just that for 5 years, no wonder he's done with her.

justicecantakeanap · 2018-04-30T15:38:22+00:00

Lovely.

Karma9999 · 2018-04-30T21:25:58+00:00

So how'd it turn out? This is from 5 years ago..

Deacon75 · 2018-05-01T15:26:43+00:00

"Learnt." Yup, idiot.

EmotionalCrit · 2018-05-04T14:54:58+00:00

You literally had the perfect boyfriend and you fucked it up.

I'd feel a lot more sympathy if she expressed any remorse for that instead of making excuses and blaming him for it.

isola2000 · 2018-05-04T17:28:11+00:00

You can’t have the cake and eat it

Voice2Skull · 2018-05-10T12:57:44+00:00

Meh. My experiance...sluts will be sluts. If your dating one better recognize the sines quick and fucking get rid of that hoe. Imo the guy was smart, and did the right thing. Fuck these bitches, then leave then wanting more

eruptinganus · 2018-05-25T03:56:12+00:00

You can tell her bringing up an open relationship was the straw that broke the camels back. She clearly doesn't give all the details and makes it out to be "I asked my boyfriend about an open relationship just to discuss the possibility and didnt even do anything and based on a hypothetical discussion he got mad, overreacted and dumped me". In reality the guy might have already been at a tipping point and contemplating breaking up with her or she might have cheated on him in the past or even been caught texting other dudes. Nobody just suddenly dumps a girl without an explanation for wanting to discuss an open relationship unless it was a really bad suggestion based on whats happened or the girls already on thin ice. Also if you suggest an open relationship out of the blue chances are, youve either cheated and want to carry on fucking your fuckbuddy without having to sneak around, youve thought about fucking other dudes and want a way to get away with it or you have someone specific in mind that you really want to fuck and would have been willing to cheat for. All of those are legitimate concerns that someone might have causing them to dump you. I'm guessing this girl might have grown up pretty entitled because she has no sense of accountability or understanding her own faults and thinks her circumstances are a result based on how the other person reacted purely.

2018-06-10T20:31:49+00:00

They lack any sense for reality. Especially in the emotions department.

comercialseverywhere · 2018-09-13T13:43:34+00:00

Smart man. Any way he answered would end up bad for him. If he said no, she would eventually resent him and cheat. If he said yes, she would end up with someone else because your not a man if your wife is fucking other people(in her mind).

SerialAcer · 2018-09-15T00:29:49+00:00

On her list of his good qualities the first one is "he had a good job"

SMH.....

MCLooyverse · 2018-04-30T23:58:53+00:00

Assuming she's being entirely honest, which may be a big assumption, this seems, to me, like an overreaction on the bf's part. If that's truly all she did (that is, bring up polygamy) I would just say I'm not comfortable with it and move on. Of course, if she did then sleep around, I'd be outta there real fast.

Again, all of this assuming she's not lying.

tmone · 2018-04-30T14:10:47+00:00

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realstekcor · 2018-04-30T20:01:40+00:00

Hookers gonna hook

2018-05-01T02:22:25+00:00

Guarantee there is more to this story.

Cheveyo · 2018-04-30T15:34:27+00:00

Oldie but goodie.

sagetrees · 2018-04-30T16:02:19+00:00

my eyes are now bleeding trying to read that shit.

Juxtapointer · 2018-04-30T16:18:26+00:00

/r/relationshits

What more do you expect...

2018-04-30T18:51:37+00:00

Whenever I see these long ass posts I don't bother reading because it's all hamster

quickie_ss · 2018-04-30T21:25:11+00:00

Well, guess she can have all the dicks she wants now.

wiseprogressivethink · 2018-04-30T21:44:01+00:00

2018-04-30T23:11:05+00:00

Why do tramps like this try to be something they're not? Just be open and honest and you'll find a guy cool with that type of shit and guys like him won't have to worry about possibly ending up with someone who genuinely isn't suitable. I never understood why people lie about their pasts, if someone asks you about it then it's obviously an important factor for them so just be honest and see if they can truly accept you, lying just fucks everybody

I_am_not_your_parent · 2018-05-01T06:24:27+00:00

This was posted in 2013. I'm sure folks have recovered and moved on from this already?

CharlieMFnMurphy · 2018-04-30T14:50:18+00:00

Lol. This sub is slowly turning into r/incels/, jesus some of these comments.

It's a fair question to ask. My partner asked it of me, but I didn't really like the idea of it, so I said no. That's it. Human beings are by nature, attracted to MANY different people, not just one. Being in a relationship doesn't change that. The boyfriend in this post reacted completely irrationally and I can't help but think he was looking for an excuse to break up with her if he left her that easily.

Title	26y old girl wants more dicks. Bf denies her pussy pass and dumps her. She goes insane
Author	swiet
Upvotes	2633
Comments	468
Date	April 30, 2018 12:33 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
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