Enough said

bakedbyashley · 2020-01-28T17:54:12+00:00

Hands down, best response I’ve seen to a man trying to nitpick what he wants in a “perfect woman”.

Sit down, sir.

bbunny220 · 2020-01-28T18:10:43+00:00

Meanwhile, the only thing he has to offer is the audacity.

idiosyncraticg1 · 2020-01-28T19:07:35+00:00

What exactly is “doing investment banking”?? What’s his exact role? Some dudes simply work at a bank and call it doing investment banking, smfh

ms_monquis · 2020-01-28T21:05:21+00:00

Funny, I don't see that she asked. At all.

"Oh where do you work?"

"BOOBIES"

surviveIIthrive · 2020-01-28T18:53:44+00:00

I do investment banking at Wells Fargo = I'm a bank teller at Wells Fargo

cachecowgirl · 2020-01-28T21:20:26+00:00

"Get ready..." How bout NO. 😂 What gave him the impression that she should give a damn? The response killed me 🤣

HolyIsTheLord · 2020-01-28T18:26:06+00:00

Last night I had a man with whom I had just matched invite me to his hotel room.

I responded with "This ain't 1-900-rent-a-ho" and unmatched.

I told another who kept asking me for all sorts of photos and poses that if he wants a cam girl, then there are plenty on Tinder willing to offer their services.

I never allow the men to act like I'm some sort of custom ordered sex toy. It's an instant un-match.

7_0f_9 · 2020-01-28T18:31:35+00:00

Men behaving like they're playing The Sims, gtfo.

Datonecatladyukno · 2020-01-28T21:50:47+00:00

“I’m a boob guy”. Oh I like intelligence so sorry. Biiiiieeeee

aTrueJuliette · 2020-01-28T20:43:50+00:00

Wait what?This dude probably works at the local Wells Fargo branch, probably gets paid a little above min wage and now thinks he is the shit. Naw dude sit your ass down

BlueJeanMistress · 2020-01-28T19:10:38+00:00

“Ryan told me to always tell women you work in finance”. Like another commenter said-I bet he’s a bank teller trying to sound fancy!

OLD is full of these guys-nothing to offer but you better be perfect!

TheOGJammies · 2020-01-28T18:36:16+00:00

He thought his job means entitles him to make sexual demands. A Workplace sexual harassment suit is not far away from this guy.

StrawberryMoon3 · 2020-01-28T19:58:23+00:00

Wtf? LVM really think they're a prize

Hedy__Lamarr · 2020-01-28T21:19:59+00:00

I'd like to mention for anyone who doesn't deal with a lot of people in the finance industry, basically everyone but clerks, admins and CSRs that work in call centers have VP in their title.

They have to add levels like Executive VP and Senior Executive VP for it to mean much.

MMA_23 · 2020-01-28T22:46:42+00:00

Men like this ain’t shit.

perhapsbutnottoday · 2020-01-28T19:49:28+00:00

👑💯🔥💅🏾 Tell me she’s here , tell me she’s one of us!

IrritatedMango · 2020-01-28T18:55:32+00:00

Hahahahaha I'm screaming! I'm using this next time

2020-01-28T23:38:13+00:00

What a fucking loser.

classylassy28 · 2020-01-29T01:18:58+00:00

But... The important question....is what does he have to offer? Lol he won't even get half of that unless he can give more.

Love the build a b****, by the way 😂

ldnsurvival · 2020-01-28T19:53:29+00:00

"ha" - why does this provoke such a reaction from me lmao 🙄😡

ivy176 · 2020-01-29T01:29:04+00:00

Yea well I like a strong jaw, manly strong nose, dark and fairly straight hair, olive skin, not into fair skin or blonde/red hair, big shoulders, V shape, big biceps, good pecs, small nipples, not into big or puffy ones, muscular legs, big knees, big hands, thick manly fingers, 5'10 or over, nice teeth, cute smile, masculine eyes and I prefer them green or blue, I like a man above 40 with a very masculine mature face but still with youthful aspects to his face, youthful looking body, about 12% body fat, 7-8 inch penis and large head about 5.5-6" circumference, nicely shaped, uncircumcised, I also have a bit of an affinity for the type of ears that are kinda lobeless and attach directly to the face, do u match this description? My personality list is longer HAAA

kaoutanu · 2020-01-28T20:43:02+00:00

And yet god forbid we prefer a man who isn't significantly shorter than us 🙄

RiteWriter · 2020-01-28T19:30:24+00:00

🤣🙌🏻

geishageishageisha · 2020-01-28T23:13:44+00:00

List?? These men are delusional. And he thought that IB would make you swoon. Seriously although people in IB earn good money they’re not usually millionaires or anything even if they come close

thatpotatogirl9 · 2020-01-28T18:58:00+00:00

Meanwhile my fiance refuses to weigh in on any decisions I make about my appearance because he doesn't want me to feel like I have to do something for him. He's such a HVM

frogg101 · 2020-01-29T03:13:15+00:00

This boy ain’t looking to date a real human person he looking to own an object with boobs that agrees with him. That’s why he gives his job then goes into his “requirements” he sees an object that can be bought. Sad little man honestly

CheshireTerror · 2020-01-29T04:20:43+00:00

”this ain’t build a bitch”

I’m fucking done, best sentence I’ve heard all week

aqua_not_capri · 2020-01-28T22:19:57+00:00

I’m using this next time a guy tries this on me. Go savage or go home.

bellajojo · 2020-01-28T21:16:24+00:00

Ummmm what does his job have to do with anything? Like congrats? And he’s got a list lmao. Bitch don’t be a copy of a copy of every lame ass man and then you MIGHT have the opportunity to talk to me.

CuriousCatNYC777 · 2020-01-29T01:41:04+00:00

Between video games and prn, they’re so used to the virtual reality, that they’ve completely lost touch with *actual reality. SAD!

siberiansummer · 2020-01-28T22:11:06+00:00

🤣😂😭

WestAtmosphere · 2020-01-28T22:33:56+00:00

Omg ahahaha. Wow I can’t believe people like this exist.

MagnoliaMirage · 2020-01-28T23:03:47+00:00

I'm dead lol

kmccann9 · 2020-01-29T01:15:31+00:00

LMAO Charlotte? Too many bank chads here!

littlecuterose · 2020-01-29T03:35:53+00:00

Best comeback ever 😂😂

BubblyCeli · 2020-01-29T07:16:13+00:00

Seems like this post is getting some shade thrown at on the Tinder subreddit sadly. 😩

BabyGothQ · 2020-01-29T01:15:22+00:00

What the actual fuck

7_0f_9 · 2020-01-29T02:56:17+00:00

What on earth... Unreal lol

Brado11 · 2020-01-29T04:53:44+00:00

“Build a bitch” 😂

levelupcleverup · 2020-01-29T20:30:39+00:00

This is the kind of guy who probably asks "So, what do you bring to the table?"

Also, of course he's an investment banker.

Aigonorus · 2020-01-28T20:39:18+00:00

Wtf he's straight up objectifying women.

trash LVM.

That reply though 😂😂😂

SegmentedMoss · 2020-01-29T05:48:18+00:00

Jeez, is his name Patrick Bateman?

jojosbabymoms · 2020-01-29T15:37:57+00:00

Go get a blow up doll if you want a custom bitch with no brain and personality 😐

Arriachi · 2020-01-28T21:35:28+00:00

r/clevercomebacks

something__clever__ · 2020-01-29T02:32:40+00:00

This wins

SheFellFromGrace · 2020-01-29T01:28:36+00:00

This reminds me of that Vine years ago and it made me lol

axtxrxd · 2020-01-29T05:10:33+00:00

His experience with playing Sims shows

k_uzya · 2020-01-29T08:06:46+00:00

Is somebody gonna tell this guy that finding a partner doesn’t work like that?

glj901 · 2020-01-29T18:28:22+00:00

I’d love to see this guy’s photos. I bet he’s average as fuck. And you know one of his photos is on a golf course with his bros.

ItsDrCactus · 2020-01-29T20:13:13+00:00

I matched with this guy who, at 10:00pm on a Tuesday, asked me "what's your evening looking like? I'd love to meet for a quick drink." Like, what?

Unmatch.

Kir_Sakar · 2020-01-29T08:03:52+00:00

Tbf, the first red flag was raised when he led the conversation to "I am an investment banker at Wells Fargo". Investment banker must be in the Top 3 of LVM jobs.

EugeniaAlabaster · 2020-01-29T06:53:57+00:00

"Qualities"

websurfer666 · 2020-01-29T07:17:27+00:00

Shit .. what a dunce

2020-01-30T03:41:56+00:00

Thanks for the laugh. Also you know he's a bank teller.

Title	Enough said
Author	daggerite
Upvotes	6597
Comments	139
Date	January 28, 2020 5:47 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/ev8r74/enough_said/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/enough-said.683794 https://theredarchive.com/post/683794

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