Found one in the wild!

pickmieshaexorcist · 2021-10-08T01:48:41+00:00

“Mental health advocate…’cause if you date me, you’re gonna need it!”

thewetdog_ · 2021-10-08T02:37:14+00:00

“Liberal guy, looking for the same”? I hope he finds the sweet, liberal hunk of his dreams! 🤨

arnezuara · 2021-10-08T02:19:24+00:00

The mental health one I- 💀

CheetahEnergy · 2021-10-08T05:47:29+00:00

Just wanna give a tip to whoever needs. Men will lie about career in a way that they can later backtrack on if confronted. Others will straight up just lie. When I see “dentisting” makes me think he is not a dentist but works as an assistant or hygienist. That way less embarrassing for him to say oh ya by dentisting I meant ... (and proceed to call u a GoLdDiGgEr for caring) Anytime they don’t STRAIGHT UP write their job title or give u lengthy excuses about their work “ya I have a background in tax assessment law but no don’t practice law right now” (even tho bio says lawyer)- THEY ARE LYING. I was only on OLD 2 weeks and I cannot tell you how many men lied about work😂

Platipus6 · 2021-10-08T03:34:33+00:00

I'd rather give myself a root canal than watch a man watch other people play sports.

Spittens · 2021-10-08T01:54:29+00:00

"Weird is a good thing" so that I can use that to neg you ceaselessly about it.

SkiesEclipse · 2021-10-08T17:54:35+00:00

Why are so many dudes obsessed with finding a woman into sports? I get wanting to have mutual interests, but it’s just TV. It’s a passive past time, not a hobby. I mean, have you ever seen a woman put in her bio “must be into the real housewives franchise” as a requirement for their man? I don’t think so.

I don’t mind guys that are into sports, but I keep away from guys who specify they need a woman who watches sports with them like the plague. It just tells me they watch sports on TV 24/7, they never leave the house, and it’s the only thing they know how to talk about. I’ve been on dates with guys like that, and they’re boring AF. Don’t know how to hold a conversation unless he’s telling you about the stats of some athlete from 20 years ago.

katiekat0214 · 2021-10-08T02:01:24+00:00

What the hell is "dentisting"?

Geocities_SEO_Expert · 2021-10-08T03:00:58+00:00

35, still broke, and looking for free prostitution services. Don't even throw this one back, he'll never be ready. 🚮

shedipity · 2021-10-08T10:16:13+00:00

“Weird is a good thing” and so the grooming for ‘experimental’ BDSM begins.

ceramicunicorn · 2021-10-08T03:45:53+00:00

Advocate for my mental health by not making me feel like Option Z on your list worthy of no more than “walk date”, thx so much

DuchessDurag · 2021-10-08T07:58:03+00:00

A walk ? Are we dogs now ?

thewetdog_ · 2021-10-09T18:17:42+00:00

As per rule 6 adding a strategy comment: I know that few men bother to write out a bio in online dating. I would advise you to write one to deter men as a first filter, and also to only match on men with bios.

Once I put in a bio, I got the same amount of matches but a LOT less men actually reaching out with a message, and those that did were not “how’s you’re weeked going?”-ing me to death, but rather got some sort of thoughtful response. Another reason is to remember men tell on themselves, like the guy I posted.

As for you posting something, describe yourself and what you want in non-compromising terms (not I’m looking for a soulmate, the real deal) but more like neutral hobbies. For example, I do book reviews on instagram and it’s an easy way for men to start a non-personal conversation that’s still interesting and let’s me see at least how they are.

Lastly, it will show you who is the scrote who couldn’t even bother to read 5 sentences on your bio. For example, my profile says NOT DIVORCED and the amount of divorced guys that still swipe (I can see who liked me without swiping back) is pathetic. If he relies asking something you already wrote in your bio, or clearly against it, don’t just un match but block him so he doesn’t show up again.

One guy matched me and his message was: “that’s quite a list!” And I just unmatched. What I’m saying is, if you’re already on the apps at LEAST use the one personality filter you get: a guy’s bio and your own bio. It’s only takes a few minutes and can save you tenfold the time it’s worth to write it.

MerrilyMerrilyMe · 2021-10-08T04:04:26+00:00

"If you can hang and watch sports with me, that's a big deal"--so he doesn't have any buddies to watch with? Also suggests that even post-pandemic, this man's free time will still be divided between the couch and the toilet. Hard to think of anything less attractive.

Now factor in that his hands are in other people's mouths all day, and 🤢🤮 ugh, so much no.

spinsterchachkies · 2021-10-08T03:43:02+00:00

Ew count the red flags

bubblegumsparkles · 2021-10-08T10:29:51+00:00

A walk?! 🤨 Dude thinks the only “effort” he has to put in dating is mentioning his career and banal hobbies. What the hell is dentisting and sports business?

Junior-Lion7893 · 2021-10-13T13:11:19+00:00

Walk yourself, dude. I ain’t no dog.

Sage_Planter · 2021-10-08T05:01:45+00:00

I'd be as happy to watch sports with him as he'd be to watch the Bachelorette with me.

Why is it never "If you can hang and watch mutually agreed upon TV content" with these men?

andwhenwillitbegin · 2021-10-08T10:32:01+00:00

The scrubs in the photo are giving me Dirty John vibes. 🤡

MagnfiqueMaleficent · 2021-10-08T05:37:27+00:00

I don’t know about the rest of you but I wouldn’t let a man with a scruffy neck beard near my mouth. Ugh, the germs in there. 🤮

EarthKveik · 2021-10-08T10:58:33+00:00

"Mental health advocate" "Weird is a good thing"

Looks like he's specifically looking for a neurodiverse woman to abuse.

"Weird is a good thing" = "You'd BETTER be in to some extreme kinky shit if you think I'll be putting up with a non-neurotypical girlfriend experience.

While I expect you to accommodate and participate in my special interests in sport and kink, yours are embarrassing, annoying and you'll be giving them up anyway once I've worn you down to a shell of your former self.

You are to be quirky enough to amuse me and my friends but are to be a demure neurotypical-passing fuck toy/ servant at all other times. "

Risoa · 2021-10-08T10:52:42+00:00

Every single line is a red flag.

99power · 2021-10-08T07:36:37+00:00

Mentally unstable and will definitely need you to never question him about anything (that’s what the “liberal” part means).

cml678701 · 2021-10-08T10:54:45+00:00

I don’t even believe this guy is a dentist, but if he is, he is the biggest, cheapest douche. My dad is a dentist, and is the most generous person I have ever met! I can’t think of anything less attractive than a guy who earns the same as my dad, but is cheap and stingy. I think it is even worse to be that way when you can afford to be generous without it even affecting you!

ItsFreezen · 2021-10-08T12:15:47+00:00

He should "take a walk" to think about planning a real date.

haggis_rising · 2021-10-08T12:24:11+00:00

Weird is a good thing = gross kinks. He probably wears a nappy.

laeriel_c · 2021-10-08T09:40:30+00:00

Sooo many red flags in one bio 😂😂 walk date, Liberal, mental health advocate wow 👌👌👏👏👏

miss_peach94 · 2021-10-08T11:40:08+00:00

Mental health advocate lol

Run far

MACMUA · 2021-10-08T04:33:37+00:00

Look at this weak ass biceps

This man will 100% run and scream like a girl if he and his date are mugged

2021-10-08T13:09:12+00:00

This sounds like an alien wrote this after watching "romance" shows and is trying to fit in amongst humans without being suspicious.

Title	Found one in the wild!
Author	thewetdog_
Upvotes	298
Comments	62
Date	October 8, 2021 1:31 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/q3nh2s/found_one_in_the_wild/
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