Hobosexuals.

NoneOfYourBusinessPS · 2021-04-27T15:22:23+00:00

Seriously. FFS.

I have NO issues with people, men or women, who lose their jobs and fall on hard times, it can potentially happen to us all so zero judgement on that.

But you are in this situation and your focus and priority is how to LIE to your date to get laid? You're a douchebag.

just-peepin-at-u · 2021-04-27T15:29:05+00:00

I actually have had people get angry when I suggest they work on their lives before dating. Like dude is here is thinking of moving into a homeless shelter for heavens sake! Last thing he needs to worry about is a girlfriend.

LowCalPal · 2021-04-27T15:31:42+00:00

Even birds know that they need to secure food and shelter before mate-seeking. This human male is dumber than a bird.

vaguelinen · 2021-04-27T15:14:50+00:00

I was genuinely horrified when I watched Dirty John. To the extent that when I met my lovely time flexible boyfriend I insisted on a date near him early on so I could check out his house in case he was flexible because he was hobosexual. Turns out he owns a lovely house, out earns me by a LOT and is generous as hell.

plantfriend10 · 2021-04-27T16:34:06+00:00

So i did a little digging on his profile and oh boy. He has a Lexus, but also he’s asking forums if he can just eat at soup kitchens every day just because he doesn’t like to cook. He said he spends over $500 A MONTH on takeout.... like thats a good chuck of your rent right there bud. And he’s posting about how he’s looking for a “low maintenance women” aka don’t expect shit from him lol.

LadieLemon · 2021-04-27T15:22:32+00:00

LVM viewing women for him to use as bridges into a better life for himself, even though he brings abso-fucking-lutely nothing of value to her life? How surprising! /s

Seriously, what the fuck. The last thing on any sane person's mind in that situation would be dating. He's a leech seeking a woman to suck the life out off in order to revive his own.

Middle_Finger_6772 · 2021-04-27T16:56:25+00:00

And here I am - a financially independent lady who has a great new job, lives on her own and has enough saved up to buy my own place thinking that I should probably wait until I finish my Masters degree, get a drivers licence, finish my dermatology treatments and complete the process of switching up my entire look and wardrobe which I've wanted to do for a year now just so I can be the best and most authentic version of myself when I meet someone...

We really are on another level.

anywaysheresrational · 2021-04-27T15:15:52+00:00

mUh, pEniS.

HeavyMetalLobster · 2021-04-27T15:46:13+00:00

Men will tell a woman he loves her just to sleep in a bed.

Men will tell a woman he’s faithful just to get a hot meal.

YOU’RE NOT A HOMELESS SHELTER. DO NOT GIVE ANYTHING, EVEN A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME, ENTERTAINING ROMANCE WITH LAZY, ENTITLED, ZERO VALUE HOMELESS MEN.

stealthreplife · 2021-04-27T15:15:32+00:00

"can't I just use women until I'm better?"

frostedgemstone · 2021-04-27T15:48:22+00:00

Why using dating for professional connections?? Wtf why can’t he just network normally on LinkedIn or even bumble bizz.. why does it have to have a precedent of sex

janeaustenfan99 · 2021-04-27T16:15:04+00:00

He doesn’t need to lie. There are some women out there who will house, feed, and wash him like a stray dog.

spinsterchachkies · 2021-04-27T15:42:29+00:00

DONT DATE!!!

DallasOMalley · 2021-04-27T17:30:53+00:00

"A potential bridge to a better life"? This guy is literally a male gold digger. WTF.

PinkBlair99 · 2021-04-27T15:28:31+00:00

Refreshing comments 😂

laffytaggy · 2021-04-27T16:05:06+00:00

He needs to banned from dating.

Geocities_SEO_Expert · 2021-04-27T19:54:50+00:00

Lord have mercy. Women need to stop dating men on government disability, unless they're literally confined to a wheelchair or utterly disabled. Somebody posted this link a few weeks ago:

https://www.milkenreview.org/articles/the-male-non-working-class

11% of American prime working age men aren't working, period. About 20% are trying to get on disability. There's nothing physically wrong with most of these men.

I have a permanent grudge, because a brilliant woman in my extended family was killed by one of these shitheads. They look at women as a wallet, and nothing more. If you ever falter as a breadwinner, you will be worth more to them dead than alive.

donttextme_k · 2021-04-27T19:09:40+00:00

This is so “Why can’t you date me for who I am” and “All girls want is someone rich, NO FAIR” 🤣

MadamLeFay · 2021-04-27T15:25:16+00:00

Wait- he's on SSI and has a job? I'm doing something wrong by working 6 days a week here. Anyhoo, he sounds unwashed. I can smell him from here.

BasieSkanks · 2021-04-27T19:53:57+00:00

When I worked at a homeless shelter, male residents would openly admit that they would hook up with women so they could sleep at their place.

Golden_Lavender · 2021-04-27T16:49:59+00:00

Somewhere out there is a women that would date him and take pleasure in "spoiling" him. As much as we like to poke fun at nvm/lvm there is a 1:1 ratio of available pick me women for every crusty male.

randowordgenerator · 2021-04-27T16:58:44+00:00

He's only delusional like this bec he goes 50/50 and will ask for a raincheck to pay his "share." And there will be females who will give him a chaaance bec we've been fed the lie we can change him, and live on "potential." They got to step up and this fool needs more than a job and his own place.

CuntWaffe · 2021-04-27T17:31:21+00:00

Huh, who knew that men also practiced hypergamy.

boiledgatorade_ · 2021-04-27T15:32:14+00:00

I know Dr Phil is a touchy subject on here but PLEASE watch the Homeless Joe episode on YouTube. This man is The King of Hobosexuals

BBQCoolRanchQueen · 2021-04-27T20:02:32+00:00

A fully grown man living at his mother's place is still homeless, period.

Yellowsunflowerlover · 2021-04-27T17:38:09+00:00

Get your life together and then date. Knowing him he'll even ask if he can "temporarily" move in. I'm mind blown he's more focused on trying to get laid than leveling up. What the actual hell?! What can you even offer a woman at this point?????

aquietsword · 2021-04-27T20:08:24+00:00

I've been through periods of time where I wasn't dating because I wasn't happy with my current situation. Like I had a job because I needed one, but it was below my skill level so I was looking for a better one and didn't want to date until I was happy with where I was in my life. I literally can't understand people that chose to date when there is no stability in their lives at all. It's so wild...

randowordgenerator · 2021-04-27T21:21:48+00:00

He's already using a woman. His mother.

AyemHerself · 2021-04-27T23:46:39+00:00

You know what makes a far better "potential job connection?" Applications. Resumes. Fucking EFFORT. But nah, that would cut into his "trying to get laid" time.

lolmemberberries · 2021-04-27T18:27:36+00:00

Sounds like he shouldn't be concerned about going on dates if he doesn't even have a roof over his head. I know that hard times can happen to anyone and this pandemic has really highlighted the level of social inequality in our society, but the fact that he's looking to lie to women to get laid is fucking vile and I will judge the hell out of him for that.

KitKat1705 · 2021-04-27T21:39:56+00:00

He has his priorities all wrong. But to drag someone else in his life is appalling.

spicyspa · 2021-04-28T00:08:37+00:00

Not exactly a hobosexual but a guy from a halfway house for rehabbing criminals contacted me for a date. He said he was free to date between most days of the week. I was going to ask him if that would be free on one of the nights to help me rob a bank but I thought I'd get in trouble (halfway house monitoring). I did respond politely "no thanks" cuz I couldn't be mean to the criminal. 🤡

FDS-GFY · 2021-04-28T02:30:46+00:00

How the fuck does this fuck feel entitled to date anyone?

Dear Scrote, get a fucking job and put your life together before asking someone else to deal with your shit.

ChocoBananza · 2021-04-28T05:56:43+00:00

If the genders were reversed, she would be torn to shreds. Actually, I’m getting ahead of myself, if it were a woman, she would have common sense NOT to post publicly that she is trying to be a gold digger. The audacity of losers never ceases to amaze me...

ShieldMaidenLagertha · 2021-04-28T04:25:14+00:00

“But mah penis!”

Surely he needs to create OpPoRtUnItIeS where he can accidentally impregnate an unsuspecting woman with his dank, defective, hobosexual seed!

neonred1 · 2021-04-28T08:37:29+00:00

If he’s thinking about dating in that situation he wants something from her.

esthermaniii · 2021-05-08T02:02:04+00:00

Being on the verge of homelessness but still wanting to date is insane

Title	Hobosexuals.
Author	HappyNovel
Upvotes	597
Comments	90
Date	April 27, 2021 12:48 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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