‘.... some occasional hole’ 🤮🤮🤮🤮

Hennyyenni · 2020-09-23T13:07:55+00:00

32?? He looks like a corpse

heleninthealps · 2020-09-23T13:03:27+00:00

What s the point if creating a profile if you will never ever ever get a march because of gross honestly like this? Enlighten me

Pure-Platform · 2020-09-23T12:14:17+00:00

Always posing with pictures of their pets, as if it'll insinuate that they're caring, kind, and nurturing. They all do it.

"I'm past my prime..." You're not wrong there, ugly. You're a low hanging fruit that's contracted sepsis, and is ostensibly rotting! Even the flies have rejected the thought of laying their eggs inside of you.

Is this even serious? I feel like it's a parody account.

Edited: To take the piss out of him.

Mindard · 2020-09-23T13:50:37+00:00

PickMe’s be like “THAT looks like a project for meEEeeeE~”

heliodrome · 2020-09-23T12:26:37+00:00

At least he is honest, the rest of the 99% of the dating pool are the same and pretend for a couple weeks that they are not.

thewetdog_ · 2020-09-23T13:07:31+00:00

This poor pup looks like it’s being held hostage 🥺

traysandbaes- · 2020-09-23T13:06:56+00:00

Occasional hole is the dirtiest term I’ve heard

shortywannarock · 2020-09-23T14:40:54+00:00

He genuinely looks like one of the homeless junkies from tent city who use their dogs to panhandle

StrainingMyNeurons · 2020-09-23T12:31:57+00:00

The dog looks concerned.

2020-09-23T14:56:07+00:00

He looks like a meth addict. What is the point of profiles like this!?? How does he honestly think this is appealing to ANYONE. He basically just said 'I'm a total loser, old, no prospects, I really REALLY fucking loathe women and don't even see you as a human being, but I want your hole' like ???????

This is literally a waste of a human being.

MagnfiqueMaleficent · 2020-09-23T14:00:20+00:00

Serial killer/rapist eyes. 😳

mynameisrominka · 2020-09-23T13:15:06+00:00

What a treat, no wonder he is soooo busy 🤡

to_learn_to_fly · 2020-09-23T12:33:55+00:00

Yeah, I bet it's a parody, but the last sentence got me thinking: if not small talk and depth convo, what else is there LOL?

plummyjellyfish · 2020-09-23T14:20:16+00:00

Dobby drank a bit of polyjuice potion and then tried OLD. Who knew he was such an asshole?

apple_cores · 2020-09-23T12:26:55+00:00

This had to have been made by a woman scorned lol

v0ta_p0r_m0ta · 2020-09-23T14:21:28+00:00

What woman in their right mind would want to talk to him after reading something like this??

Hahane · 2020-09-23T12:46:24+00:00

Some occasional hole...I highly recommend a vacuum cleaner. (I really hope that the dog is ok, though)

ello-motto · 2020-09-23T12:54:51+00:00

He's literally looking for a free prostitute.

youdipthong · 2020-09-23T13:14:13+00:00

some occasional hole

um HUH? boy bye

2020-09-23T13:09:38+00:00

Them nasolabial folds tho

YesNoMaybe87 · 2020-09-23T14:21:02+00:00

What a catch

bonnie_no_shame · 2020-09-23T14:44:55+00:00

An electrical outlet would be quite occasional you creep

ThatsWhat__I__Said · 2020-09-23T15:34:16+00:00

Good luck with that, you reanimated corpse.

Adawritesrules · 2020-09-23T13:39:51+00:00

It’s all projection. The occasional hole is his own asshole. The reason it’s only “occasionally” a hole is because we all know these types can’t wipe. This is the guy that’s so wasted he leaves shit streaks where he sits.

jayohday · 2020-09-23T16:02:37+00:00

This cannot be real. Is this real? Jesus Christ.

cupittycakes · 2020-09-23T17:04:41+00:00

Scrotey meth head

You know his teeth are just as f***ed as his mind

iggypooop · 2020-09-23T20:08:36+00:00

He's not handsome enough to have such a repulsive personality and still get his dick wet.

MonicaLSolis · 2020-09-23T16:36:18+00:00

Post-wall scrote mad

Alma00019 · 2020-09-23T17:58:07+00:00

so he's looking for a charity prostitute

N2Gen · 2020-09-23T16:18:33+00:00

Swipe left.

sashazulu · 2020-09-23T16:58:48+00:00

The audacity

veruscka · 2020-09-23T17:39:25+00:00

He looks like he is literally dying

doofcustard · 2020-09-23T17:40:50+00:00

Buy a fleshlight then you fucking degenerate.

ItsFreezen · 2020-09-23T17:52:02+00:00

32 going on 50.

mayb3n3v3r · 2020-09-23T18:49:11+00:00

The dog has more personality and life on its eyes than the creep.

2020-09-23T20:45:53+00:00

Lol his ex made this to warn women

Jessicajf7 · 2020-09-23T17:07:55+00:00

Hope he catches many stds

MACMUA · 2020-09-23T20:44:39+00:00

Wtf is wrong with ppl? He looks like he has substance abuse probs. I’m sure he has all of the woman lining up

hakunnamatatamfs · 2020-09-23T21:36:44+00:00

Why doesn't he just buy a fleshlight? He gets a whole and no woman has to put up w this... Whatever thing he is.

anotherdamnloser · 2020-09-23T23:10:31+00:00

Such garbage

lunacmoonc · 2020-09-24T00:03:39+00:00

It’s always the most disgusting, Smeagol-looking ass scrotes that write stuff like that 🤮

DesertBreeze · 2020-09-23T18:27:22+00:00

Sadly there may be a woman who tries to be the one for him and will ignore all red flags and continuously wonder why he won't respect her

suspended_animation_ · 2020-09-24T02:12:42+00:00

"Ladies with zero self respect.. Come get it..." I hope the dog isn't being mistreated

randomdazee · 2020-09-24T03:21:35+00:00

This is unrelated but I thought that dog was ET at first. ET deserves better!

Title	‘.... some occasional hole’ 🤮🤮🤮🤮
Author	UnbreakableMummy99
Upvotes	236
Comments	79
Date	September 23, 2020 12:10 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/iy8v0s/some_occasional_hole/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/some-occasional-hole.273637 https://theredarchive.com/post/273637

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