WUT?!

CassieGreen85 · 2020-07-31T21:51:05+00:00

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Fatt3stAveng3r · 2020-07-31T21:55:16+00:00

"We look back and laugh about it now!"

Fucking nope. Not laughing.

trettles · 2020-07-31T22:01:49+00:00

How is he 38 and doesn’t know what a tampon looks like? He didn’t even bother to find out.

If a partner told people I cheated on him because I stuck a wad of cotton in me, he would be considered sub basement level NVM.

What a child.

Ms_Tilly · 2020-07-31T22:05:55+00:00

Reminds me of an ex who wouldn't finger me because he was afraid I enjoyed it more than his dick. He literally said those words.🤦🏻‍♀️

saxophonepax · 2020-07-31T22:41:51+00:00

The biggest issue here is his reaction and behaviour (passive aggressive, stonewalling, bringing a partner down with other external parties, leaving to stay at his mom's, ruining a holiday) ALL because he made a very very stupid immature and uneducated assumption that could have been resolved by him asking what a tampon is. His behaviour is why I would be seeking an immediate divorce. What next?!

3vad127 · 2020-08-01T00:14:22+00:00

She just posted an update saying she separated from him and was filing for divorce. Apparently he was super insecure and was manipulating/guilt-tripping her about other things in their lives as well as being a misogynatomist. 🤦🏼‍♀️

dior-not-war · 2020-07-31T21:58:28+00:00

I really hope this is fake. I can’t imagine a man going through life thinking that women would choose to walk around with dick sized tampons in their vaginas for days every single month. But honestly, I could easily see it being true 🤦🏻‍♀️

booboodoughnut · 2020-07-31T21:48:07+00:00

I wish I could go back and unread!

CalceatedContessa · 2020-07-31T22:19:30+00:00

What?!....throw the whole man away 🗑

seraphinelysion · 2020-07-31T21:54:48+00:00

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princessskittyxoxo · 2020-08-01T00:37:53+00:00

My NVM ex was jealous of my vibrators and made me throw them out. "Loose is loose" he would say. These men are so insecure.

2020-07-31T23:18:29+00:00

So he lied. To everyone in her life. Created, at best, a minor smear campaign that tarnished her reputation to anyone who would've been a support in her life. Dump him.

plembb · 2020-07-31T21:48:42+00:00

Wait wat

jackieisnotmyname · 2020-07-31T22:58:52+00:00

This is something I’d expect from a newly wed, super religious 18 year old couple. But a 38 year old man to react like this???

fireflyfly3 · 2020-08-01T00:06:20+00:00

I had a guy in college that just could not understand how women didn’t get turned on every time we insert a tampon.

daintydangerous · 2020-07-31T22:42:47+00:00

Sounds like this guy has a tiny dick... just saying.

GenerousD-mensions · 2020-07-31T23:36:37+00:00

I could maybe see "looking back and laughing about it" if he'd simply had his dumb hissy-fit and kept it private between the two of them, but the fact that he told all of their friends and family that she'd cheated on him because of said idiocy? Nah, that manchild's only good for the trash.

RainyBobbins · 2020-07-31T21:52:10+00:00

This could almost definitely be true. But please don’t be true.

Fujoshi-kun · 2020-07-31T23:38:50+00:00

What the fuck just what the fuck . Men are crazy

TERVENCORRUPTOR9000 · 2020-08-01T00:06:53+00:00

By the way, I still hope this is satire, but I believe the creator of this thread posted an update due to the feedback she got and she's decided to leave her husband.

Pengtingcalledme · 2020-07-31T21:51:43+00:00

I can't breath omg 😂😂😂

ninetiesbaby16 · 2020-08-01T03:31:55+00:00

Men are truly the meme gender 🥴

ironymaiden87 · 2020-07-31T23:46:45+00:00

What the FUCK did I just read.

Allaboutb1 · 2020-08-01T02:25:29+00:00

This is probably the tip of the iceberg.

Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2020-08-01T00:30:06+00:00

I would tell every single person we know that he thought the tampon was bigger than his penis. And then I would serve him divorce papers under a pile of tampons on his bed/couch.

There's no way there were no signs that he is this misogynistic, insecure and above all, dumb as a rock.

It would be really funny if she got a big dildo, painted it white and put a string on the ending then showed that to him and said "this is a tampon why do you feel insecure? It's not that big."

ChocoBananza · 2020-07-31T22:52:03+00:00

What a lovely wholesome story! I love a happy ending like this. Laughter all around! /s

I just can’t think of any words that would even remotely describe how I feel about this story, so I’m just gonna leave it like this, unable to express my frustration.

Just like that poor woman.

lilithdianara · 2020-08-01T01:36:49+00:00

Oh men and their stupid projections. These mfs all need to go to therapy before dating. They damage so much women because of their insecurities.

AyemHerself · 2020-08-01T04:14:02+00:00

There is an update. She's leaving him.

terriblyfish · 2020-07-31T22:02:51+00:00

can this be Real?

Hour_Scarcity · 2020-07-31T22:23:52+00:00

This has to be a joke.

kht777 · 2020-08-01T02:46:25+00:00

Had this idiot not seen a tampon before? Its pictured on the box! Holy shit

HELP_MANBABIESGOTME · 2020-08-01T13:50:27+00:00

A man said this about my menstrual cup. I switched to a larger size because I was leaking occasionally and had heavy periods.

He saw me boiling it one day and lost his shit when I explained what it is specifically. He was disturbed because the circumference was sorta similar to his dick. "This is why you feel loose, this is why you can't get off during sex, you have this massive dildo in your vagina all day desensitizing and stretching you". It was not a massive dildo.. it was a silicon cup...

It was so fucked up. That was my wake up call to gtfo honestly

overthinkersanon8 · 2020-08-01T02:05:26+00:00

Fucking morons. Also who the hell has the luxury of waiting til they’re 32 to use tampons? I would have a trail of blood behind me for a week out of the month if I relied on pads.

NoNarcs_ · 2020-07-31T23:02:16+00:00

What the actual fuck

Goddessofthemoon · 2020-08-01T00:59:48+00:00

Divorce

wolf_town · 2020-08-01T03:43:20+00:00

Imagine marrying a man this stupid 😳

vagabond-playing · 2020-08-01T01:35:50+00:00

Jeslous of a tampon becuase he knows it'd be more competent than him

miwamus · 2020-08-01T03:23:51+00:00

Was he wrong?

We need answers.

meecy166 · 2020-08-01T03:31:06+00:00

I hope this is a joke, the emoji kind of alluded to that? Hopefully

2020-08-01T03:45:21+00:00

No words...

Alma00019 · 2020-08-01T04:11:16+00:00

honestly that sounds like fan fiction, especially with the ending

PomegranatePrincess8 · 2020-08-01T07:48:11+00:00

Men are actual crackheads...please be fake...

Villanelloh · 2020-08-01T14:37:14+00:00

Wait until he hears about dildos!

Makaspark · 2020-08-01T00:33:46+00:00

The trash can is over there

LittleBitchyBanana · 2020-08-01T09:33:36+00:00

How can he be so stupid? Really how it is possible.. 🤦‍♀️

Salt_Satisfaction · 2020-08-01T13:17:50+00:00

This shit is way too funny

You either drop a man like this, or keep him around just to laugh at the bullshit he says.

Levelupmama · 2020-08-01T14:04:40+00:00

We would have to laugh separately.

afrodeasyak · 2020-08-02T01:46:06+00:00

Is her husband a 14 year old? This must be a sick joke because I'm having trouble laughing...

ItsFreezen · 2020-08-02T15:11:31+00:00

What else is he insecure about?

chatrebelle · 2020-08-24T16:53:02+00:00

He didn't bother to speak to her before telling everyone she cheated, that's a good reason for divorce.

Title	WUT?!
Author	booboodoughnut
Upvotes	356
Comments	82
Date	July 31, 2020 9:47 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/i1gbaz/wut/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/wut.720186 https://theredarchive.com/post/720186

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