Terps'll think you're a body-destroying degenerate if you even smoke weed. They'll think a girl must be a cum guzzling slut if she so much as goes dancing at a club for fun and that a tattoo is a DANGEROUS RED FLAG (nevermind like 90% of all young people have them, it's practically getting your damn ears pierced). They think a poly relationship would look like having a harem of virgins and understand S&M about as accurately as hentai depicts internal female anatomy. They can't even banter naturally, they have to use "amuse and amplify techniques" like it's some sort of parking maneuver instead of a freaking organic social exchange between people like, jesus, do you need a manual to tell a joke, too?