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[–]CassieGreen85FDS Apprentice79 points80 points81 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I BEG that this is satire, please!
[–]sheuvvieFDS Newbie52 points53 points54 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m praying that someone made up the post
[–]Fatt3stAveng3rFDS Apprentice294 points295 points296 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
"We look back and laugh about it now!"
Fucking nope. Not laughing.
[–]EasymodelifeFDS Newbie116 points117 points118 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would be laughing, but not with him. I'd be laughing with my friends and family, his friends and family and anyone else who would listen while I told the story of my idiot ex who accused me of cheating because he was worried a tampon was bigger than his dick.
[–]trettlesFDS Disciple233 points234 points235 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
How is he 38 and doesn’t know what a tampon looks like? He didn’t even bother to find out.
If a partner told people I cheated on him because I stuck a wad of cotton in me, he would be considered sub basement level NVM.
What a child.
[–]EclecticBarbarellaFDS Disciple130 points131 points132 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How is he 38 and he stopped talking to her for three weeks straight. I don’t think the big-tampon envy is the main issue here.
[–]Ms_TillyRuthless Strategist185 points186 points187 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Reminds me of an ex who wouldn't finger me because he was afraid I enjoyed it more than his dick. He literally said those words.🤦🏻♀️
[–]TERVENCORRUPTOR9000FDS Newbie68 points69 points70 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
PFFFFFFFT hahahaha, that is beyond pathetic. The shit we have to deal with...
[–]MakingBadDecisionsAt-Risk Pick Me Youth15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Should have told him no blowjobs since you don't want him comparing your mouth and vagina too
[–]Ms_TillyRuthless Strategist3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
haha true. But I actually don't even do blowjobs like that. I refuse to put that shit in my whole mouth and risk puking or stressing out my jaw. The dudes I dated were super into my technique so I see no reason to change.
[–]FewButterscotch6FDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
OMG, I thought I was the only one. My ex stopped fingering me after he realized it was the only way he could bring me to orgasm, and was all shocked pikachu face when I stopped sleeping with him altogether. Like, why couldn't this idiot just be pleased with himself that he even could pleasure a woman at all? Nope, if it's not from "muh penis", it doesn't count. Men are so dumb.
[–]daraiconFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh lol my ex didn't want me to finger myself because according to him only he was allowed to pleasure me and nothing else, sex toys were out of question tooXD
[–]saxophonepaxFDS Newbie82 points83 points84 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The biggest issue here is his reaction and behaviour (passive aggressive, stonewalling, bringing a partner down with other external parties, leaving to stay at his mom's, ruining a holiday) ALL because he made a very very stupid immature and uneducated assumption that could have been resolved by him asking what a tampon is. His behaviour is why I would be seeking an immediate divorce. What next?!
[–]seraphinelysionFDS Apprentice44 points45 points46 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't care about this little shit, but this man went out of his way to slander his wife's good name. And they laugh about it now? No, I would publicly embarrass the shit out of him about this for thinking she "cheated" on him with a tampon. He sounds pathetic.
[–]Rebirthed_QueenFDS Apprentice22 points23 points24 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly. Did it even occur to him to look up a picture online before lying to his family about his WIFE?
[–]3vad127FDS Newbie68 points69 points70 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
She just posted an update saying she separated from him and was filing for divorce. Apparently he was super insecure and was manipulating/guilt-tripping her about other things in their lives as well as being a misogynatomist. 🤦🏼♀️
[–]ScotsburdFDS Disciple22 points23 points24 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Quelle Surprise 😁
[–]umbralgardenFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
THANK GOD
[–]dior-not-warFDS Newbie67 points68 points69 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I really hope this is fake. I can’t imagine a man going through life thinking that women would choose to walk around with dick sized tampons in their vaginas for days every single month. But honestly, I could easily see it being true 🤦🏻♀️
[–]ChocoBananzaFDS Apprentice55 points56 points57 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If it has ANYTHING to do with vaginas, women are surely enjoying it! If you’re not having orgasms every time you insert a tampon, then you’re doing it wrong.
/s
[–]booboodoughnutFDS Newbie[S] 51 points52 points53 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wish I could go back and unread!
[–]CalceatedContessaFDS Newbie39 points40 points41 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What?!....throw the whole man away 🗑
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[–]seraphinelysionFDS Apprentice8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Best description ever!
[–]SummitToThePeakFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Omfg I snorted 🤣
[–]princessskittyxoxo30 points31 points32 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
My NVM ex was jealous of my vibrators and made me throw them out. "Loose is loose" he would say. These men are so insecure.
[–]EasymodelifeFDS Newbie28 points29 points30 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Small is small!" you hopefully replied. 😆
[–][deleted] 27 points28 points29 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So he lied. To everyone in her life. Created, at best, a minor smear campaign that tarnished her reputation to anyone who would've been a support in her life. Dump him.
[–]plembbFDS Disciple20 points21 points22 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wait wat
[–]jackieisnotmynameFDS Newbie20 points21 points22 points 5 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
This is something I’d expect from a newly wed, super religious 18 year old couple. But a 38 year old man to react like this???
[–]Ms_TillyRuthless Strategist1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
I dated a 39 yr old once who after I told him I had a yeast infection asked me if I was sure it wasn't an STD. I dumped his dumb ass. I'm too smart to date idiots.
[–]jackieisnotmynameFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Wtf. My boyfriend is younger and sometimes asks stupid anatomy questions; but I’m just realizing boys aren’t really taught about girls bodies except they get a period and they give birth. Now, he sits through my bodily complaints and is better educated.
[–]Ms_TillyRuthless Strategist2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Ignorance just isn't a good excuse. We have the internet and thousands of books. I search things I don't understand while reading articles. Men can do the same.
[–]jackieisnotmynameFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I don’t think they realize they don’t know and just assume. I’m not justifying it though. I do not put up with stupidity
[–]Ms_TillyRuthless Strategist2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I no longer make excuses for them. It never works out well for women.
[–]jackieisnotmynameFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah it doesn’t work out. I already decided if I have sons they’re going to learn how the female anatomy works from me and they’ll do the same chores they would have done if they were born female.
[–]Ms_TillyRuthless Strategist2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have a son and I'm right there with you. He's still little and so damn lazy. I guess he can just do the job over and over until it's right🤷🏻♀️
[–]fireflyfly3FDS Newbie19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I had a guy in college that just could not understand how women didn’t get turned on every time we insert a tampon.
[–]loudest_gussetFDS Newbie15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
But how do men not get turned on every time they wipe their buttholes???
[–]HhjjuuyFDS Apprentice15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Maybe they do?
[–]Throwthisaway512FDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If they did then women wouldn’t have to put up with their shit stained underwear so much 😂
[–]daintydangerousFDS Newbie19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sounds like this guy has a tiny dick... just saying.
[–]GenerousD-mensionsFDS Newbie14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I could maybe see "looking back and laughing about it" if he'd simply had his dumb hissy-fit and kept it private between the two of them, but the fact that he told all of their friends and family that she'd cheated on him because of said idiocy? Nah, that manchild's only good for the trash.
[–]RainyBobbinsThrowaway Account15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This could almost definitely be true. But please don’t be true.
[–]Fujoshi-kunFDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What the fuck just what the fuck . Men are crazy
[–]TERVENCORRUPTOR9000FDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
By the way, I still hope this is satire, but I believe the creator of this thread posted an update due to the feedback she got and she's decided to leave her husband.
[–]Allaboutb1FDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes!!!!!!✊
[–]Ms_TillyRuthless Strategist0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd love to see him truthfully explain that divorce to people😂
[–]PengtingcalledmeFDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I can't breath omg 😂😂😂
[–]ninetiesbaby16FDS Apprentice9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Men are truly the meme gender 🥴
[–]ironymaiden87FDS Apprentice9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What the FUCK did I just read.
[–]Allaboutb1FDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is probably the tip of the iceberg.
[–]Phoenix__Rising2018Ruthless Strategist17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
I would tell every single person we know that he thought the tampon was bigger than his penis. And then I would serve him divorce papers under a pile of tampons on his bed/couch.
There's no way there were no signs that he is this misogynistic, insecure and above all, dumb as a rock.
It would be really funny if she got a big dildo, painted it white and put a string on the ending then showed that to him and said "this is a tampon why do you feel insecure? It's not that big."
[–]ChocoBananzaFDS Apprentice7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What a lovely wholesome story! I love a happy ending like this. Laughter all around! /s
I just can’t think of any words that would even remotely describe how I feel about this story, so I’m just gonna leave it like this, unable to express my frustration.
Just like that poor woman.
[–]lilithdianaraFDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Oh men and their stupid projections. These mfs all need to go to therapy before dating. They damage so much women because of their insecurities.
[–]CassieGreen85FDS Apprentice6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Woman: eyes anything remotely phallic
Man: Are you thinking my dick is tiny, huh?!?!?!
[–]AyemHerselfRuthless Strategist6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There is an update. She's leaving him.
[–]terriblyfishFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
can this be Real?
[–]Hour_ScarcityFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This has to be a joke.
[–]kht777FDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Had this idiot not seen a tampon before? Its pictured on the box! Holy shit
[–]HELP_MANBABIESGOTMEFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
A man said this about my menstrual cup. I switched to a larger size because I was leaking occasionally and had heavy periods.
He saw me boiling it one day and lost his shit when I explained what it is specifically. He was disturbed because the circumference was sorta similar to his dick. "This is why you feel loose, this is why you can't get off during sex, you have this massive dildo in your vagina all day desensitizing and stretching you". It was not a massive dildo.. it was a silicon cup...
It was so fucked up. That was my wake up call to gtfo honestly
Damn. You probably "felt loose" because he turned you on and made you wet. He turned what should've been a compliment to him into something ugly. They've ruined their dicks and have no idea how vaginas work and don't want to learn.
[–]overthinkersanon8FDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fucking morons. Also who the hell has the luxury of waiting til they’re 32 to use tampons? I would have a trail of blood behind me for a week out of the month if I relied on pads.
[–]NoNarcs_FDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What the actual fuck
[–]GoddessofthemoonFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Divorce
[–]wolf_townPickmeisha™️3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Imagine marrying a man this stupid 😳
[–]vagabond-playingFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Jeslous of a tampon becuase he knows it'd be more competent than him
[–]miwamusFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Was he wrong?
We need answers.
[–]meecy166FDS Apprentice1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I hope this is a joke, the emoji kind of alluded to that? Hopefully
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No words...
[–]Alma00019FDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
honestly that sounds like fan fiction, especially with the ending
[–]PomegranatePrincess8FDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Men are actual crackheads...please be fake...
[–]VillanellohFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wait until he hears about dildos!
[–]Makaspark0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The trash can is over there
[–]LittleBitchyBananaFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How can he be so stupid? Really how it is possible.. 🤦♀️
[–]Salt_SatisfactionFDS Apprentice0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This shit is way too funny
You either drop a man like this, or keep him around just to laugh at the bullshit he says.
[–]LevelupmamaFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We would have to laugh separately.
[–]afrodeasyakFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is her husband a 14 year old? This must be a sick joke because I'm having trouble laughing...
[–]ItsFreezenFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What else is he insecure about?
[–]chatrebelleFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He didn't bother to speak to her before telling everyone she cheated, that's a good reason for divorce.
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