Yes. We don't owe men anything.

Twolipz_78 · 2021-01-19T22:45:31+00:00

Scrotes are unreliable and riddled with disease. Plus they can never seem to keep up with me.
I don’t like sharing and don’t think I should have to.
They lie, cheat, manipulate your emotions and break your heart.
I CAN HAVE A GUARANTEED ORGASM!

Now I’m not much for dildos and never really have been but I did have one a very long time ago for awhile and was thinking back to the good times that I had with it.

Guess what’s in my amazon shopping cart right now for Friday.. I am very excited!

Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2021-01-19T22:38:32+00:00

fdssavedmylife · 2021-01-20T00:44:41+00:00

But jerking it to unattainable women on the internet when you have a loving girlfriend makes total sense??? 🤔

azureangel35 · 2021-01-19T23:35:42+00:00

If men spent 1/4 of the time they spend talking shit, gaslighting, manipulating and jerking to porn learning women's bodies, the answer might not be a resounding hell yes but here we are.

SakuraGirl88 · 2021-01-19T23:18:25+00:00

In a word:yes. No disease, no pregnancy, no man begging for a bj. Just a worry free and pleasurable orgasm 😊.

millennialpink2000 · 2021-01-19T23:08:36+00:00

Men truly have no concept of how little most of them bring to the table...Sooo much easier to flip a switch than deal with some dude's ego, emotional baggage, disrespect etc

AcctJustForMe · 2021-01-19T22:49:46+00:00

Yes. One actually performs reliably with no baggage involved.

missgirl649 · 2021-01-19T23:11:17+00:00

You see, with a dildo there’s no whiny man attached to it

souredskittles · 2021-01-19T23:16:33+00:00

Who’s gonna tell him 💀

weekend111 · 2021-01-19T23:16:59+00:00

I want to have pleasure, not watch a scrote failing to pleasure me.

ItsFreezen · 2021-01-20T00:34:20+00:00

A dildo isn't abusive or carry diseases.

19Bubbles98 · 2021-01-20T01:27:40+00:00

They literally think we will have sex with just anyone because they have a penis lmao.

mynameisrominka · 2021-01-19T23:01:58+00:00

Downvoted to the 9th circle of hell, right next to the bar.

achelois_healer · 2021-01-20T01:19:43+00:00

They would rather watch porn than have sex with us?

katthekanuck · 2021-01-20T01:40:12+00:00

You would think the fact that a woman can have multiple satisfying orgasms from a sex toy that probably cost less than one date night out would have straight men sh!tting bricks and seriously looking to up their performance. But hey, there's always porn, so I guess not 😐

pinkcloudzzz · 2021-01-20T02:25:12+00:00

Guys will literally choose their own hand and some pixels over a real woman. 🙄

pascalines · 2021-01-20T05:28:54+00:00

What always blows my mind is that men imagine just because THEY enjoy sex with women, we feel the same way about them. By and large we do not.

GoldandGlowing · 2021-01-20T01:05:43+00:00

I know he cried when he saw that reply lmao

misspellmyname99 · 2021-01-20T04:37:45+00:00

I can be done in 2min with a guaranteed orgasm and I don’t have to have a penis in mouth in the process.

foxorhedgehog · 2021-01-19T22:48:24+00:00

Yup.

Mcccy · 2021-01-19T23:30:01+00:00

✨ Yes ✨

randomgirl34861 · 2021-01-20T03:31:27+00:00

Well.... dildos never go soft in the middle of you using them sooo

MakeURegret · 2021-01-20T04:08:04+00:00

Not pictured: Empathy.

Seriously has he ever thought about someone other than himself for more than 2 seconds?

NurseBubbleGum · 2021-01-19T23:11:41+00:00

Yes.

TexiMcCrae · 2021-01-20T00:03:31+00:00

Yes 🥰

TheTower_14 · 2021-01-20T00:54:16+00:00

yes

Keep crying, scrote

ndrpeaches · 2021-01-20T00:59:14+00:00

Resounding yes

boredbitch2020 · 2021-01-20T00:36:41+00:00

Yes. Bet that stings

MagnfiqueMaleficent · 2021-01-20T06:59:02+00:00

Dildos are more handsome and have better personalities than any LVM.

slight_sapphire · 2021-01-20T11:06:08+00:00

“They would rather have sex with a plastic object than us?”

YES.

pickadaisy · 2021-01-20T02:30:28+00:00

Even when we do have sex them, we need whatever your version of a dildo is!

They 👏 cannot 👏 keep 👏 up.

StrainingMyNeurons · 2021-01-20T15:16:43+00:00

You know what, I really love the experience of human intimacy and warmth, including that which is only for one night, without an intention to repeat it. Except that it never happens. Most men are terrible at sex and don’t even try. I have had enough long term and short term relationships and sexual experiences to conclude that one night stands are absolutely not worth it and a waste of time. I’ve had a couple that were just divine, but the rest were so shit, it’s unbelievable - godawful foreplay, caveman attitude towards sex, two pumps and it’s done, plus refusal to do anything to make up for this shameful performance. Thankfully, I’ve (almost) always made sure that I don’t let the guy into my house for this, because 1. My home is a sacred place, 2. I can get out ASAP if it’s a disappointment. I’m lucky to have never gotten into dodgy situations, but I think my choice of men are typically unlikely to show overt aggression (the arty/intellectual types and such). The couple of times I made a mistake to invite them over, they were still shit, but had a nerve to not leave, and one demanded breakfast in the morning. Since I thought it was a terrible experience for both, I didn’t think I’d hear from him again, but, lo and behold, towards the end of the week he texts me: “ Saturday or Sunday?”. My response was: “have you improved your skills?”, to which he responded “it wasn’t necessary...”. Hope he got the message. So yes, I prefer a plastic object. If reality was anything like a fantasy, of course I’d be having casual sex left, right and centre.

AriaLuz · 2021-01-20T01:55:45+00:00

The dildo is nice and clean and is not an incubus for disease. I don’t know about anyone else but men just naturally stink I swear even if they shower regularly. It’s worse when they don’t have simple hygiene practices.

Revy_Ur_Engines · 2021-01-20T15:53:13+00:00

Yes sex toys can give me multiple orgasms. Something no XY chromosomes has ever done, not even one. You’d think the people who are so obsessed with sex would be actually good at it

ChocolateBiscuit96 · 2021-01-20T12:20:59+00:00

...so we’re just supposed to put our bodies at risk for random men lol??? What kind of logic is that

Important_Page_6846 · 2021-01-20T02:04:25+00:00

Do women even like dildos? I always felt like it was a porn thing, pretty much everyone I know prefers clitoral vibrators.

delawen · 2021-01-20T08:43:27+00:00

A man who fears sex toys is a man not worth to have sex with.

If they don't see that sex toys can be used as an addition, they are bad in bed. That's it.

straighthairgreece · 2021-01-20T02:09:22+00:00

Yes Scrote. That's exactly it!

waddamelone · 2021-01-20T10:23:50+00:00

Do we owe men chances now? We owe them entitlement to our bodies? Oh.

balladwilds · 2021-01-20T15:59:45+00:00

hell yeah i'd rather fuck an object than a guy, plus at least my body count doesn't go up and i orgasm 100% of the time 🤡

sassenachpants · 2021-01-20T01:27:41+00:00

Yup.

glittersparklesglitz · 2021-01-20T02:53:41+00:00

Unequivocally.

spicyspa · 2021-01-20T04:29:16+00:00

Yes.

Equal-Ear2312 · 2021-01-20T18:07:47+00:00

For whatever reason but one thing is certain: dildos don't have ED.

UnforgettableBevy · 2021-01-21T02:57:44+00:00

Yes Scott, we would rather have sex with a dildo than you, because it doesn't lie, cheat, steal, have diseases, not pay bills, or be a slob -and it's always happy to see us.

Title	Yes. We don't owe men anything.
Author	dudderson
Upvotes	1211
Comments	102
Date	January 19, 2021 10:01 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/l0uf1q/yes_we_dont_owe_men_anything/
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