LVM truly live on a different planet 🤡

Aquarian1999 · 2021-03-31T23:19:09+00:00

My ZVM father used to spout this sort of nonsense after my mother divorced him. He was unemployed, a hoarder and used to gold dig my mother who worked and took care of three children all by herself. Like damn, where’s the self awareness?

Yellowsunflowerlover · 2021-03-31T19:59:05+00:00

They got everything right, but the gender roles lmaoo. How convenient.

Fuckdoesithurt956 · 2021-03-31T21:16:06+00:00

They left out the bit where she works a full time job too.

They missed the part where he proposed with a fake tiffany ring and she was ridiculed for being vain.

They missed the part where she does all the reading and research and planning and buying for the new baby herself. He's not interested - he thinks it's gorey.

They missed the part where she births their child and tears. She takes 6-8 weeks to recover and her husband never gets up for the baby. He has to work.

They forgot to mention that she quit her job to care for their baby because he was the higher earner and it would cost too much for a nanny. He gives her an allowance for food but it's not enough.

They overlooked the part where she's burnt out from feeding, making dinners, doing multiple loads of babys laundry and trying to stay on top of the housework. She's starting to feel isolated and misses adult interaction.

They missed the part where he comes home from work and hides in the toilet for 40 minutes when she asks him to bath and change the baby's clothes. She says he's avoiding responsibility, he says she's being creepy and controlling.

They missed the scene where they still have sex. She doesn't enjoy it much. He doesn't look at her the same since after she gave birth.

Baby no #2 and #3. They don't show that she has to ask for money every time the car needs gas or the fridge looks empty. She hasn't brought new clothes in years.

They missed the part where the kids are old enough for daycare so she gets a part-time job, but everytime something happens she needs to leave her work and get them. Husband doesn't know what the daycare is called or where it is.

They forgot to mention she finally tells him enough is enough, and he needs to help raise his kids. He agrees, but has started staying at work later and later.

They missed the part where a new intern joins the business and he is immediately in love. He has never known love like it. He feels like a young carefree boy again.

Honestly, I could go on. These are all based on stories posted to this sub. LVM are the worst.

pqrsthrowawayyyyy · 2021-03-31T20:25:16+00:00

I find this pretty interesting. It seems like a very accurate representation of what LVMs would behave like if they were women. It’s almost unsurprising that they expect women would behave like this.

DontAskTwice-A-Roni · 2021-03-31T20:07:06+00:00

They so desperately want to be victims lmao. It’s kind of hilarious how they don’t realize that this is exactly what they do to women. Notice there is no male equivalent to the term “starter wives.”

FrozenExpanse · 2021-04-01T06:44:35+00:00

The irony is the person who made this has probably never even had a girlfriend.

SuperbusRegina · 2021-03-31T20:32:39+00:00

LOVE the built in racism component. /s

MrsJohnMarston__ · 2021-03-31T20:20:41+00:00

Huh apparently taking your kids to the park is a massive chore.

FrequentPoetry · 2021-03-31T20:24:00+00:00

this is the stupidest thing ive seen lmfao

"woman whore woman nag woman cheat woman bad man good woman take money man broke"

In reality women are raising the kids, working, paying bills, cleaning the house, washing the dishes, cooking the food, doing the laundry so their ~ hubbies ~ can go home, do nothing, and cheat. Because yes, men cheat MUCH more than women. And after doing physical / emotional labor for YEARS while he spent his cash on whatever the fuck men buy or with the ~ bois ~, they complain women take "everything in the divorce". Because after everything the woman should be left with nothing, no resources, no cash, nothing.

And guess what? That happens ALLLL the time and women still manage, only to hear how ~ single moms suck ~

I wanna see the ~ superior sex ~ work all day, go home, clean the house, do the dishes, cook food, care for their children ON THEIR OWN. Men would SNAP. Humanity would cease to exist

longhorn102083 · 2021-03-31T20:14:20+00:00

Lol, this is stupid as shit.

millennialpink2000 · 2021-03-31T20:07:24+00:00

Foundation built on quicksand.

What bullshit that a guy is "led" into marriage. Do these big manly men alpha kings NOT have agency over their own lives to decide this major life step for themselves?!

dkwantsdk · 2021-03-31T22:09:22+00:00

If you don't think this is true, you should check out the breaking dads subreddit! Oh wait... 🙄

2021-03-31T22:11:22+00:00

Stick figure life, stick figure thoughts, stick figure brain, stick figure dick. The wife cheats on him with a “real (looking) man”. This is a fascinating look into a two dimensional universe. They don’t even pretend they would behave better. “We GoT MaRriEd BeCaUSe SHE WantEd to. We HaD kiDs BeCauSe SHE waNteD to. MeN HaVe No AGeNcy. Wahhhh.”

azureangel35 · 2021-03-31T21:36:06+00:00

Every TRP/incel sub/Influencer spouts exactly these delusions and worse. It really does seem like they are living in a different universe. Like, what warps their brains the most? Media? Porn? Societal misogyny and toxic masculinity or bad role models? E) All of the above.

2021-03-31T23:32:16+00:00

This is actually hilarious and I hope this happens to every single man that believes this is reality. It has to be mental illness at this point. Like there’s no way people believe this is reality in any way.

OrangeyPanda · 2021-03-31T20:21:00+00:00

Lies men tell themselves 😂

PollyAnnaSunshine · 2021-04-01T01:19:43+00:00

Oh, I needed this laugh to day. The delusion!

anotherdamnloser · 2021-03-31T22:46:07+00:00

Wow, project much. We could make one about the wife doing all the labor and the man with his only fans and porn and getting fat and lazy and getting mad when the wife doesn’t bend over for Jack hammer sex on demand

AyemHerself · 2021-04-01T02:11:54+00:00

Let's assume this scenario actually happens for a moment.

Notice he never makes a decision for himself. He lives according to someone else's whims and ends up miserable for it. This is par for the course for men who think they're oppressed and women are secretly running society. They think their choices are limited, but in reality they're limiting themselves.

mini_baguette · 2021-04-01T05:15:45+00:00

Okay the POF part made me laugh because it's a reminder that men RARELY if ever get matches, but still use dating apps as a tool to cheat. These losers think that they can 'do better' but then end up with an inbox of literal zero because no woman wants him. It's even funnier when you see the L/NVM on Tinder after a breakup looking all ugly and weird. Miserable creatures.

Objective_Ad7771 · 2021-03-31T22:32:24+00:00

Oh that surely happens a lot. Source: trust me bro.

FitResearcher5 · 2021-03-31T22:43:25+00:00

A man I had on social media shared this and I blocked him for it LMAO

throwaway32132134 · 2021-04-01T01:25:05+00:00

Leave it to men to always find a way to play the victim.

superderpina_ · 2021-03-31T20:24:32+00:00

What a massive LVM self-suck

throwawaychick8357 · 2021-04-01T06:29:24+00:00

Is this supposed to be lamenting how hard it is for the man? Because it was way off from the beginning... like "I want to get married" "OK" "I want kids" "OK" wtf is that?? You got married just coz she said so? Is that some lame idea to illustrate how you did what the girl wanted but got nothing in return?

Look dude you should be getting down on one knee going "I love you, you are the love of my life, I want to give you the best life I can offer, will you marry me?" If your marriage started off with the girl prodding "I want to get married" "OK" then wtf were you expecting? Ya jumped into a lukewarm marriage and that's what ya got. Imagine how different your life could have been if you really, truly, from the bottom of your heart wanted to marry this girl, or if not this girl, knew better than to make a huge life decision with a casual "OK"

FDSDisaster · 2021-04-01T20:36:50+00:00

What? And how is what she did bad? Of course I would divorce my husband or break up with my boyfriend if he didn't give me enough attention, ignored me, refused to adore me etc. That's the bare minimum in a relationship. The only bad thing is the cheating. Just throw the man away before you decide to move on.

catsuramen · 2021-04-01T21:08:55+00:00

I saw this on Facebook and this guy had the AUDACITY to tag his girlfriend in his repost.

It was do embarrassing for the girlfriend and hopefully she dumps him soon.

Mysterious_Midnight7 · 2021-04-01T03:47:25+00:00

This was probably made by one of these scrotes who got cheated on when he was 16 and still can't get over it

scaredfail · 2021-04-01T00:01:06+00:00

sorry but this made me die laughing

Novemberinthechair · 2021-04-01T10:17:38+00:00

Fellas, you're the ones who invented marriage. Furthermore, you live longer when you are married. You don't get pregnant or subjected to brainwashing as a child. How many dolls were forced on you as a child? They do that to little girls because there's no real incentive to marry and birth kids unless their partner is fucking perfect.

Also I get the feeling that this cringe show is a cope from an incel who wants to believe he's not missing out.

woodbine1031 · 2021-04-01T20:42:20+00:00

Lmao this from a group of people who constantly debate about age of consent. Yeah they care sooooo much about the kids and relationships 😂

charr28 · 2021-04-02T05:47:12+00:00

Anytime I see anything from men demanding sympathy I always say "He chose". I learnt this from a guy who never sympathized with any relationship predicament women are in. He and many men say "She chose , women like bad boys" so to this and other men who feel they can relate "You chose"

Minute_Sign · 2021-04-01T11:07:36+00:00

I would kill for a cushy 9-5 office job that could support my family of 4 and have walking my dog and playing with my kids be the only daily ‘chores’ I was responsible for!

Doomlily · 2021-04-01T22:29:22+00:00

Lmao for a long time I remained friends with my NV ex-h so I could see pictures of the kids when they had visitation etc. One time he posted a picture, I wish I had saved it, showing a girl with a cut on her hand complaining about pain. The man she's complaining to is tipping his hat to her and in his back out of her view is several knives. One of the knives is labeled "child support," and the other is "ex wife." Truly delusional, but it did inspire me to be the knife in my ex-h's back that he imagines I should be. 💕

ciciplum · 2021-04-03T15:32:57+00:00

Racist, misogynist bullshit. God the amount of men who blindly believe this narrative is insane

Title	LVM truly live on a different planet 🤡
Author	rebel4acause
Upvotes	399
Comments	74
Date	March 31, 2021 7:50 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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