guys are learning astrology to try to get laid

Parking-Act · 2020-01-22T16:31:49+00:00

Wtf the fuck did I just read!?

LovedDemons · 2020-01-22T17:14:57+00:00

'you appreciate brutal honesty! DO YOU HAVE A BIG CLIT? 🤤🤤🤤'

I love that he tells her what she likes and then immediately uses that as an excuse to overstep his boundaries.

ThicThighzSavesLivez · 2020-01-22T16:31:27+00:00

What. The. Fuck does a big clit have to do with astrology?? By god these men are insane.

s_slayer · 2020-01-22T18:13:25+00:00

Why does he care, it’s not like he’s going to do anything useful with her clit anyway. 🙄

glittersparklesglitz · 2020-01-22T16:28:01+00:00

WTF...😂😂😂

LikeIGotNeonGutz · 2020-01-22T16:27:19+00:00

I spit out my drink

gursky0 · 2020-01-22T16:35:40+00:00

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit

Ms_Tilly · 2020-01-22T16:31:04+00:00

Just wow 😳

Nifteroni-and-Cheese · 2020-01-22T17:58:05+00:00

I had to read that twice to believe it. On what planet is that an acceptable question to ask a fellow human being? Like if I asked a guy about his astrology, tried to beg him for having standards, and then asked how big his dick was, I would be called “crazy” but then dudes go and do this. The audacity.

SimpleSyrups · 2020-01-22T16:55:53+00:00

I rolled my eyes so hard I think I dislodged something. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🦃

Aeshaunua · 2020-01-22T17:18:45+00:00

What the actual fuck... This is why I never tell a man my sign, they use it to bullshit you into telling you we are ideal match, or to get in your head.

Most of these spiritually "woke" men are the biggest fuck boys and time wasters in my experience.

eatapeach18 · 2020-01-22T20:37:16+00:00

Guy: “You demand class and respect.”

Also guy: “Do you have a big clit?”

I fucking can’t 🤦🏻‍♀️

BlueJeanMistress · 2020-01-22T16:51:56+00:00

The audacity! Lmao

chklcfybmoib · 2020-01-22T20:20:58+00:00

Guys that are into astrology are usually crazy as fuck lol. And I’m saying that as a woman who really loves astrology (for fun!)

TheOGJammies · 2020-01-22T16:42:21+00:00

Bruh.

take1990 · 2020-01-22T19:08:04+00:00

I honestly can’t tell if he’s trolling or if he is serious with this question! Men on OLD are just something else, imagine asking that in person to a stranger.😳

naturalnaughtybits · 2020-01-22T20:29:57+00:00

He’s looking for that big clit energy.

Eightxx · 2020-01-22T19:32:55+00:00

Lmao.

"Bigger than your penis".

even_thriller · 2020-01-22T18:55:02+00:00

Way to swerve left there. I wonder what the response would be if the girl said all that then said "Do you have a big dick?" Knowing men, he'd probably lie about it.

drragonbones · 2020-01-22T16:58:00+00:00

What possesses them?

2020-01-22T19:00:46+00:00

This is what happens when they spend 3 hours a day on porn.

Datonecatladyukno · 2020-01-22T21:00:48+00:00

DEAR GOD

StillAwakeofCourse · 2020-01-22T16:45:02+00:00

Oh ffs. Tell him it's a clit on a stick and see what he says.

silhouettesky · 2020-01-22T20:05:48+00:00

That last line threw me out the window. What the hell.

extraacct1234 · 2020-01-22T20:59:31+00:00

What the fuck was that about your clitoris? This guy probably needs to go to bad women's anatomy!

mypretties · 2020-01-22T19:20:01+00:00

What a fucking degenerate

saucypiece · 2020-01-22T20:17:36+00:00

Dafuq did I just read?? What an oxymoronic thing to say.

hotspringroll · 2020-01-22T18:35:40+00:00

I'm laughing while at the same time very very scared...

SextMex · 2020-01-22T18:41:27+00:00

This kind of shit is SO violating. It's one thing to be gross right off the bat, which is annoying and disgusting but less violating. When a dude seems like he's genuinely trying to engage you in conversation and then spews this kind of garbage, it makes me want to vomit.

kasurimethi · 2020-01-22T17:41:42+00:00

I. Am. Rolling 🤣🤣

Misscuudi · 2020-01-22T20:19:51+00:00

bro the AUDACITY ... wtf

7_0f_9 · 2020-01-22T23:46:36+00:00

Omg this one dude tried to neg me with a tarot reading on the first date. He asked me what i wanted to a reading about. I was immediately suspicious so i said "career" because he was probably expecting me to say romance. He gave this weird reading saying that my career is going to be in the shitter for the next 5 years. If course that was garbage lol i immediately got a new job after and got promoted a few months later 😂 anyway i did not continue things with that dude. I didn't know much about male manipulation. But i wanted to give him a chance so i hung out with him a few more times after that but it was going nowhere so i cut it off. He kept showing more and more manipulation as time went on so i noped tf out.

Kinkwhatyouthink · 2020-01-23T00:21:26+00:00

Uhgg. I went on a couple dates with this redpilled Dumbo looking MFer. He was super into astrology too. Like knew all about the different signs. I thought he was kidding. Probably just an innocent quirk. But nah he was a Leo and needs to date whatever sign to match his whatever personality the horoscopes said he has.

I just full body sighed in disappointment that I went out with him more than once.

dr_fop · 2020-01-22T19:22:32+00:00

A rude f*ck boy will always be one, despite the orientation of the planets.

2020-01-22T19:49:15+00:00

I just laughed so hard at that.... lmao I can’t stop

turquoiseblues · 2020-01-22T18:15:16+00:00

I don’t believe in astrology, so I would answer “What’s your sign” with Use Caution.

rosapalmera · 2020-01-22T19:47:24+00:00

Omg I almost spit my drink at that plot twist.

africantheindian · 2020-01-22T18:37:45+00:00

Honestly. Men are trash. I don't know how we live with them sometimes.

plutunic · 2020-01-22T16:59:19+00:00

MEN WILL LITERALLY DO ANYTHING TO DIP THA DIQ OMG

Memory_foam · 2020-01-22T20:12:40+00:00

I didn’t know guys gave a fuck about clit size.... the more you know 💫

RigatoniVodka · 2020-01-22T19:07:31+00:00

Oh he doesn’t seem too bad......What the actual fuck, 💀

stillcantsee · 2020-01-22T19:51:56+00:00

OH MY GOD. What a lead up. Trash dudes barely surprise me anymore but this one...WOW. A new form of nasty 🤢

Black_Barbie97 · 2020-01-22T20:05:18+00:00

Hahahahaha do you have a big clit? What the actual fuck 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 did he think he could just get away with slipping that in there! Men are actually hilarious

modernmedusaa · 2020-01-22T20:25:07+00:00

lmfao

invenereveritas · 2020-01-22T20:25:17+00:00

HAHAHAHA

nutshit · 2020-01-22T22:12:26+00:00

A BIG WHAT? LMFAOO

FodderFigureIllushun · 2020-01-22T22:24:32+00:00

Wow that went from 0 to 60 in no time flat.

2020-01-22T18:54:25+00:00

"You really that worried about your micropenis? Is it burried or something?"

dalia-chan · 2020-01-22T23:00:07+00:00

I’m a libra moon and a Leo rising and he clearly suck at it cause my first reaction would be to block him 😂

sweatydeath · 2020-01-22T23:42:55+00:00

He DEFINITELY needs to work on his transition

Deadgirl1888 · 2020-01-23T01:33:38+00:00

MagnoliaMirage · 2020-01-23T02:17:12+00:00

Oh my god ..

kaoutanu · 2020-01-23T05:08:21+00:00

What's the bet he's not even into astrology, he's copying n pasting this dross regardless of the reply.

Kitty015 · 2020-01-22T20:01:08+00:00

Scrotes be desperate

LadyHormoneMonster · 2020-01-22T20:54:52+00:00

This guy is an animal. Find out his Moon and Mars placement, and I’ll euthanize him for you.

sporadicbliss · 2020-01-22T22:28:34+00:00

Astrology isn’t my thing, but hey, to each their o.... what the actual fuck just happened?!?!

ivy176 · 2020-01-23T01:44:40+00:00

....do...do... you have a big CLIT??

Omg. Just... um. Yeah. Does he have a big dick? That would be more relevant for sex.

BrooklynBelle49 · 2020-02-10T19:11:47+00:00

Eye— WHAT?! I just choked. What kind of non-existent segue...

Title	guys are learning astrology to try to get laid
Author	shysagittarius
Upvotes	435
Comments	81
Date	January 22, 2020 4:24 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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