Pickmes really need to shape up and get a clue 🤢

albus247 · 2022-01-24T20:29:33+00:00

Pick mes have the most unsatisfying sex lives

Catz10000 · 2022-01-24T20:56:44+00:00

Do pickmes really call themselves "females"? Seems kind of sus.

ImpressiveHat8550 · 2022-01-24T20:54:54+00:00

Dear Pick Me’s and Scrotes,

If a woman had an issue that was hurting the relationship she would be expected to work on it. Men should be held to the same standards as women. Also, pointing out that porn and masturbation is causing sexual problems is not “body shaming.” You know….forget everything I just said. Since these guys can’t cum without their hand and are spending all their money on OnlyFans and P*rnHub premium instead of paying to get help or at least saving for medical reproductive services for the future, let’s just let them take themselves and the pick me’s that put up with it out of the gene pool. Seriously, let’s just shrug our shoulders from now when we hear the 6836728472 story about a pornsick limpdick and toast to one less scrote and pick me being able to reproduce.

ello-motto · 2022-01-24T21:09:18+00:00

I feel like society is going through the Mandela effect about how dicks and sex are meant to function.

How tf does this girl think men had sex before the internet? No, before smartphones and broadband internet and 24/7 streaming porn became a thing?

Men are genetically wired by default to get it up and have sex and come with ease. Like do you girls remember when Missy Elliot released One Minute Man?

The entire song was about women not wanting one minute men, because that's how long men would last in bed if they couldn't control it. Now because they're so porn-sick, their death grip dicks can't even finish? Clown world! 🤡

WandernWondern · 2022-01-24T21:38:20+00:00

I want to take a chance to explain how I KNOW the commenter is a pickme. I used to not orgasm during intercourse as well. Guess why, because I was a pickme and was having sex with men I wasn’t deeply attracted to because I was just focused on convincing them to ‘pick me’. Guess what happened when I stopped that even just partially? Orgasms. Lol. That’s either not a female at all or it’s a hardcore, crazy lost in the sauce pickme.

melympia · 2022-01-24T20:42:28+00:00

Since when is it okay to body shame men for something they can't control.

Since when is it okay to shame someone for emotions they cannot control? Oh, right, since forever. Because it's usually women who get shamed for feeling some way or another.

Also, the fact that that man literally needs porn to get off is the hallmark of an addiction. Because he cannot function normally without it.

Timely_Fox_6191 · 2022-01-24T20:28:58+00:00

Body shaming men for watching porn!!! 😂😂😂😂 Girl, get a grip 🤣🤣👏🏻

sleepysiri · 2022-01-24T20:46:55+00:00

Okay, today I found out I don’t support all women.

VanessaViews · 2022-01-24T20:29:44+00:00

Sounds like she's a porn addict too

salthoney · 2022-01-24T21:05:21+00:00

Misery likes company.

Platipus6 · 2022-01-24T22:17:17+00:00

It's absolutely in his control, he keeps choosing to be a porn addict. Shame away.

Hhjjuuy · 2022-01-25T07:33:23+00:00

I really hate how women's intuition that porn is not a good thing has been sold back to us as a personal insecurity about our looks.

sleutherino · 2022-01-24T20:34:00+00:00

"HIS NEEDS"

🤡🤡🤡

So basically, her (pickme commenter) man gives her really bad sex and never makes her cum, and considers this the normal baseline for sex.

Not only that, but she'll shame anyone who doesn't also accept men who've broken their penises with porn. Actively putting down women looking to improve their sex lives? Christ. They're not even asking for much, just for a not broken penis. Apparently that's too much.

It's one thing to accept such garbage for yourself, but then to tell others that they need to shut up and accept it too? Some of these pickmes are almost worse than the porn addicts they're defending.

BooksandEarlGreyTea · 2022-01-24T21:39:15+00:00

That is a scrote roleplaying as a women. Women don't call themselves females and I am sure they don't watch porn to finish if they are left high and dry. Also look at how quick they are jumping to defend porn, claiming to be body shaming men and to falsely equate it to using toys (and imagination).

saint-jezebel · 2022-01-24T21:49:52+00:00

The comment is a man. That’s not woman language.

xfelugirlx · 2022-01-24T22:57:49+00:00

Diuh pickmes sound like they hate women/ if you don’t orgasm then what is the point of having sex lol you are right we are better without porn sicks

MacrameGoose34 · 2022-01-24T21:12:28+00:00

The body acceptance movement has definitely been taken over by scrotes. Something that was fiercely feminist has somehow turned into providing excuses for porn addicts, and body acceptance influencers basically produce soft porn on instagram.

Body acceptance is so much more than posing in lingerie in compromising positions. And an injured dick is just not comparable to something natural like cellulite..

FI-REfox · 2022-01-24T21:57:42+00:00

Oooh, other edition of LARPing with SCrOtEs! Count the black flags in this Obvious Man(TM) comment to OP:

- calls himself a "female"

- thinks it's normal for woman to need to watch porn to orgasm

- completely invents "facts" about the situation, with old scrote chestnuts like: "you knew what you were getting into" and "if he told you the same thing, it would be a different story!"

- thinks men's orgasms are a NEED but women's are optional and difficult to achieve

- doesn't grasp that "always needing to do something" is literally the definition of addiction

- conflates masturbation with porn-watching, and the use of sex toys with watching the debasement of fellow human beings

- twists OPs statements like his own Peyronie's-afflicted dick by by turning OPs feelings of body insecurity as a result of her bf's porn addiction and accuses HER of BODY SHAMING HIM

- pretends that men cannot control what the strangle their dick to: "the webpage was already open and my dick just fell into my pre-lotioned hand!"

The only thing this man got right was when he said that it's not her fault her bf is a perverted addict. Delete the rest and go with that, Sis.

lanngloss · 2022-01-25T01:07:55+00:00

Ooooooh, I almost accidentally downvoted your post OP because this pick me got me so mad 😂

KAT_85 · 2022-01-24T21:48:38+00:00

These women hold everyone back. Ok, so you’re a female coomer. Aren’t you special

europoor24 · 2022-01-24T21:27:00+00:00

Scrote just needs a coconut or a warm glove to finish into, if he can’t finish inside his girlfriend (or out) his dick is malfunctioning.

Technical_Moth248 · 2022-01-24T23:14:50+00:00

This is something he's "unable to control"??? This man wasn't born disabled, he literally did this to himself. I am almost positive no one has ever forced him against his will to masturbate to porn 🙄 He did it willingly and is now suffering the consequences.

I despise when these pickmes throw out random buzzwords that don't even apply to the situation in an attempt to shut up another woman. Being upset that your bf broke his dick by being a porn addicted loser isn't body shaming, it is a valid criticism.

alpinepunch2021 · 2022-01-24T22:47:46+00:00

God the comment replying to her is so infuriatingly self important. Like you can tell she thinks she poops gold because she can't orgasm and she likes men who can't orgasm and that...somehow...is sex positive?

ifhewantedtohewould · 2022-01-24T22:55:46+00:00

Toys are SO much different to porn 💀 but oh no, now men and pickmes will try compare their human sized blow up doll with a face and huge breasts to our tiny vibrator like that’s the same thing!

CheetahEnergy · 2022-01-26T04:44:16+00:00

Soooo she basically compared using inanimate objects (that don’t have a face-for clarity🤣) to jerking off to videos of exploited women and trafficked women being degraded. These pickmes would benefit from a talk on neuroplasticity. What you show your brain repeatedly reinforces connections that alter your thinking and behaviour. You can see this on a brain scan.

SakuraGirl88 · 2022-01-24T23:28:44+00:00

"Unable to control"? Like how you can't control the weather? Puhlease. No one is putting up with a man with a sad erection. And using a toy is a whole other ball game. Excuses excuses 😒

Title	Pickmes really need to shape up and get a clue 🤢
Author	stankyhose
Upvotes	713
Comments	55
Date	January 24, 2022 8:19 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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