RiChArD’s small scrote brain can’t comprehend women working for a body that doesn’t please him

carameals · 2020-10-27T15:24:44+00:00

Hahahah this dipshit. He is a RP influencer. He's divorced and has a daughter. He is obviously in despair after the divorce but he's trying to make it seem like he "got freed" from all that and now he lives in constant delusion and blabbering fantasy stories about how he bangs women he want and drives various cars (rumored to be rented but idk).

Imagine being in your 40's, pretending that you are high value, but can't find anyone and can't create any relationship, yet giving advice on relationships! Of course women are to blame hahahaha

ohleniishe · 2020-10-27T15:23:29+00:00

"We want the classic beauty of a feminine hourglass shape" says the bald, 5 foot something ass. I'm am weak 😂, most of the men in his comments are NOT attractive at ALL yet they think they deserve a virgin with no body count, a woman that cooks and cleans, keeps up with her appearance while this bastard sports a pot belly. Dare I say I want a guy taller than me with a slightly above average dick and men lose it.

electroloop · 2020-10-27T15:31:04+00:00

I absolutely hate this guy, “entrepreneurs in cars.”

Richard, we don’t want you period. You’re bald, absolutely hideous, and hide behind your pube beard as your “halo”. You rip on single mothers all the time while you’re a divorced dad yourself. You claim that single mothers made poor decisions to become single mothers, what about you? Did you have any idea you would create a life with someone you’ll get divorced from? Did you have that foresight?

Enjoy being forever alone or eventually having to pay a much younger girl to tolerate your company. You love ripping on sugar babies too but it sounds like that’s the one way you’ll gain a shred of human affection.

Sincerely,

a girl with lips, tits and hips.

MagnfiqueMaleficent · 2020-10-27T15:58:13+00:00

“What men want is.. “ and once again, I stopped reading right there.

shortywannarock · 2020-10-27T15:29:43+00:00

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OfficialShree · 2020-10-27T17:42:00+00:00

Imagine thinking that a woman's decade of hard work at the gym is for a man.

I sometimes wonder if my eyesight is alright when reading this stuff.

lollykpops · 2020-10-27T15:30:12+00:00

I love that men also can't comprehend that women aren't all hourglass shaped!

tossed_salad100 · 2020-10-27T16:42:59+00:00

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SpaceC4se · 2020-10-27T18:50:01+00:00

He wants a woman to lose her abs just so he can call her fat to make her feel bad about herself. Queens know not to fall for it

aellope · 2020-10-27T17:07:53+00:00

Abs repel men? See ya later, gals. If anyone needs me, I'll be at the gym!

Justanuglygirl22 · 2020-10-27T15:33:20+00:00

The absolute audacity of this crusty bearded, bald headed hag with saggy balls to be picking on fit women's looks is astounding.

daisy_0720 · 2020-10-27T16:29:50+00:00

Men calling out other men is my new kink.

Pretend-Valuable · 2020-10-27T15:48:22+00:00

Who cares what men want? I want to look like Tia Toomey - never going to happen, but since starting CrossFit, that's now my ideal body type to aspire to!

fdsonlynoscrubs · 2020-10-27T15:57:31+00:00

Dunno who James Fell is, but I like his reply! Lol thanks Mr Historian.

HolaHulaHola · 2020-10-27T17:44:50+00:00

Can I make a comment on how I'd like a man that has hair? At no time do I ever want a chrome dome! 🤣🤣

nyclaurco · 2020-10-27T17:52:02+00:00

they really have worms for brains. you need to work out your whole body to achieve the fit and thin look that they demand. building muscle in the right places emphasizes curves. they don’t even know what they want, same as when they say that they prefer no makeup and natural hair when they never actually do.

goldiebaby · 2020-10-27T16:50:21+00:00

Ah yes, all through history when women worked back breaking labor on farms carrying bales of hay, firewood & produce, washing clothes by hand, getting on their hands and knees to clean and strapping babies to their bosoms while doing it all on limited food. Yup, they had the "classic hourglass" alright.

Ilivetowork · 2020-10-27T17:28:59+00:00

If he doesn't think women should have manly abs then why does he have c- cup breasts😂

N2Gen · 2020-10-27T17:04:15+00:00

We don’t want bald sexist assholes either, yet here he is.

daria1994 · 2020-10-27T15:17:58+00:00

If men want an hourglass shape, no one is stopping them. They should train for an hourglass shape! I’ma keep training for my abs, because I want a six pack.

thinktwiceorelse · 2020-10-27T18:01:37+00:00

Once again, who cares what men want?

MonicaLSolis · 2020-10-27T16:01:31+00:00

Spartan women?

Waste-Win · 2020-10-27T16:46:36+00:00

He'll be in schock once he discovers women life doesn't revolves around his penis.

dkwantsdk · 2020-10-27T15:45:18+00:00

He's trying to narrowly define femininity so his gender can easily put ours in a box and crush us.

Tale as old as time.

I don't care what men want to look at, especially when there are genuinely healthier alternatives.

superlittlestitous · 2020-10-27T19:41:02+00:00

I have so much respect for women getting as ripped as they please. That shit takes dedication. Richard probably thinks a beer gut qualifies for in shape bc round is a shape.

Snoo-77746 · 2020-10-27T16:17:39+00:00

Maybe men arent the target audience

buttercupsparkles · 2020-10-27T18:34:20+00:00

Short dick scrote energy right there

oscine23 · 2020-10-27T19:12:07+00:00

Guess he's never heard of the Amazons/Spartans. Besides that, how do we women keep an 'hourglass shape'? We fkn workout. What a moron lol

kht777 · 2020-10-27T18:50:42+00:00

I'm sure plenty of men love women with ripped abs, but even still. Why even bother to comment at all, Richard? Like what kind of an idiot is confused by a person wanting abs? Their sexy on everybody.

buffysummerrs · 2020-10-27T20:05:36+00:00

I love how the James guy told him off. To be told off by another guy just means you’re an extra douche.

SpaceC4se · 2020-10-27T17:06:32+00:00

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IcriEveryTime2000 · 2020-10-27T21:18:52+00:00

If muscles and abs were something only males were able to produce women would not have the ability to have abs and become ripped in the first place. Biology says muscles and abs are for everyone so shut up you bald headed foot fungus.

Also why do they all make it about them. Let the woman be fit for herself or whatever reason she wants to be fit for 🙄. Stop worrying about others and just do you. It’s really not that challenging to mind your own business

NineOneNineOneNine · 2020-10-27T23:38:48+00:00

Exactly! One of my favorite comebacks in high school was to sarcastically respond “Oh I’m sorry, tomorrow I’ll try harder to impress you...”

I Skype dated a guy for a while who had recently lost tons of weight. In his mind, he thought he had earned the right to be make shallow demands of women.

At the beginning of every call he would say “Put your hair down, take your glasses off.” Meanwhile, he only showed himself from the shoulders up and swallowed a large pizza by himself several times a week... 😂

Silverpool2018 · 2020-10-27T16:19:48+00:00

Can we get an amen to that amazing clapback? Wow.

Equal-Ear2312 · 2020-10-27T19:01:07+00:00

I've also noticed a trend among men rejecting fit/ athletic women, saying they look masculine or something. if you have a bit of muscle definition = anathema to these scrotes.

as an athletic type who puts hours into maintaining my fitness (and it's fucking hard because biology), I cannot be happier with their reaction. it shows zero knowledge of fitness and absolutely zero respect for a body that has a good BMI. sure, I don't weigh less than 100 pounds, I don't look anaemic and frail like a baby bird with easily breakable bones and I am of medium height and need to eat a lot & really well (which means $$$$). I am not "small and easily overpowered" - I guess this is what puts most of them off. this urges them to create some form of standard for themselves... but they are incapable of changing themselves for the better: gain muscle, get fitter, stop staring at a screen all day. at least, through this, I know the types that I need to stay away from.

they expect a beautiful girl ...

- to look smaller, less strong (powerless?), easily maneuvred by them... (so they can feel big and strong)

-but she should only eat cheap salads and fruit (thank you multiple health blogs that overuse the photo of a "woman laughing alone with salad")

-but she shouldn't wear makeup (because it's cheating, makeup is a mask!)

- to be cool with anything their shit for brains comes up with (oscillation between madonna/ whore like every couple of hours, you cannot opt out)

LE: forgot about KFC... lips, hips & tits... reminds me of the Kardashians. nothing about her having a head or a brain for that matter.

12thwizard · 2020-10-27T17:27:04+00:00

Did you see the rest of the thread? Absolutely priceless.

Novemberinthechair · 2020-10-27T21:42:22+00:00

Richard, stfu. Nobody cares what you like. Nobody asked you to rate women's bodies. We, especially me and my sisters here, don't fucking care. But hey, let's say unsolicited advice mattered. Then listen to this:

You'd better start taking Aspirin daily, you don't look so healthy, but once again, that's mere opinion.

anna_is_spoopy_today · 2020-10-27T22:32:59+00:00

Because how dare a woman strive to be strong and healthy

wonkyeyes8877 · 2020-10-28T10:40:49+00:00

The whole hourglass shape thing is such bullshit.

I remember reading articles about women's shapes and they called the most common one (scoring about 40% of all women) the "boy shape". They called the most common female figure BOY shape.... I swear this is done to get more women freaking out, buying diet pills and diet teas, buying waist trainers, spanx, and other shape wear.

The other thing I remember is watching one of those history channel documentaries and they were talking about a study done on men's preferences for women's figures. Men in the study preferred a shape so drastically hourglass that it would make pregnancy impossible and it also did not exist. It's fucking laughable.

boredbitch2020 · 2020-10-27T18:53:15+00:00

Am confused when we are not about me

Little_Illustrator · 2020-10-27T22:21:58+00:00

I remember reading about how Spartan women ( i think it was them) were supposed to be ultra fit! They had to train like the men. Maybe not exactly the same workout but they had to train.

merlinsmoon · 2020-10-28T03:10:58+00:00

Side note, another reasons it’s bullshit is that plenty of men do actually go for thin women with abs and ripped women who compete etc.

apple_cores · 2020-10-27T21:13:29+00:00

I have to idea who this man is but I just looked up his twitter and Instagram and 🤢🤢🥴🤣🤣🤣

He’s a gross wannabe alpha bitter divorcee. I’m attractive, I’ve got lips, hips, a booty and cute small tits and I wouldn’t touch this gross old chauvinist with 10 foot pole.

BungalowBootieBitch · 2020-10-27T20:42:51+00:00

He only wants a woman with an hourglass figure? Fiddle sticks! I guess I'll never have a chance. Woe is meee.

anna_is_spoopy_today · 2020-10-27T22:31:02+00:00

This guy wasn't even correct about the history part he just forgot about when everyone wanted a rubenesque woman because it symbolized their wealth not only is he a terrible person but he is also an idiot

Optimal_Grapefruit_5 · 2020-10-28T00:21:08+00:00

I don't get why Dickie can't just, you know, exercise.

Also, most women are pear-shaped (that's why it's also called gynoid shape...). The appeal of the hourglass figure is that it sticks out because it's not as common.

Shoddy-Telephone-939 · 2020-10-28T02:11:36+00:00

Fuck this scrote. Did it occur to him these amazing women are getting abs for themselves and not a man?

dkwantsdk · 2020-10-28T02:35:01+00:00

If only doing the things men say they don't like actually made them leave us alone sigh

Noemie_Mathilde · 2020-10-27T21:24:55+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_of_Willendorf

2020-10-27T22:43:10+00:00

It's more men wanting to be women because of their pornsickness, than the opposite 🤡🤡🤡

FirePreferred · 2020-10-28T02:31:45+00:00

slow clap for James and approving nod

2020-10-28T05:15:17+00:00

It’s swolipsism. Chadbro here goes to the gym to get a body he thinks women will fuck. Any woman in the gym must think the same things in the same ways, right?

2020-10-29T15:11:33+00:00

Nobody is thinking of you, Richard

2020-10-27T18:34:02+00:00

Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title	RiChArD’s small scrote brain can’t comprehend women working for a body that doesn’t please him
Author	hangingplaintain
Upvotes	4432
Comments	146
Date	October 27, 2020 3:09 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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