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[–]killerofdemons 982 points983 points984 points 10 years ago (72 children) | Copy Link
Nice! I won't be expected to just pay 100% of the bill anymore!!
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[–]supermoore83 207 points208 points209 points 10 years ago* (23 children) | Copy Link
No, the answer you are looking for is "no."
[–]magor1988 66 points67 points68 points 10 years ago (22 children) | Copy Link
I've dated outside my politics before. It's only worth it if the relationship isn't serious. If you're looking at spending the rest of your life with someone... just not worth it, at least for me. I'm way too poltically active to just ignore it as a topic of conversation for the rest of my life.
[–]BrosenkranzKeef 17 points18 points19 points 10 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
But I'm a libertarian which means that women hate me.
[–]SSapplejack 19 points20 points21 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I'm a libertarian woman, I don't hate you ! but women hate me too so ..
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women everywhere hate her!
[–]questionnmark 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm an egalitarian, so I upvoted both of you equally.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Tryna date as a libertarian, people think you're batshit crazy.
[–]BrosenkranzKeef 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"So how do you feel about politics, are you conservative or liberal?"
"I............ugh. Check please."
[–]perverted_alt 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I learned long ago that libertarians piss off everyone, except when they are already angry...then they're you're best friend.
Talking to people as a libertarian during an election year is brutal.
After their shills get into office and start F'ing up, it's not so bad.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah I agree buddy. I'm also libertarian, and i've noticed it tends to piss people off. I try to be pragmatic when talking politics, as I do not believe theres a revolution in the name of liberty in the near future but it still seems to piss people off by association.
[–]perverted_alt 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't know, I see the current parties moving fast and hard to a European two party system.
It seems like we might as well start calling them Socialists and Nationalists instead of Democrats and Republicans.
There are a lot of people that don't fit into those molds. It's getting wild out here man.
[–]Lanoir97 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women hate me too, but that's less to do with the Libertarian part I bet. A woman told me the other day that I was worse than the guy the raped her because I figured out she liked me.
[–]emperorhirohito 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yep. Can't think of any libertarian women
[–]blondehairish667 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I know two. One is my girlfriend.
[–]perverted_alt 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I know one. She's u/blondehairish667's girlfriend.
[–]nuesuh 38 points39 points40 points 10 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
"the wage gap" is not 'politics'. It's a myth that only very unintelligent people believe in.
[–]Alarid 13 points14 points15 points 10 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
No, it's a statistics problem that's only relevant if you understand what it is actually representing.
[–]nuesuh 9 points10 points11 points 10 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
It's people that doesn't understand the difference between "wage", "salary" and what "supply and demand" means, that has stirred up a shitstorm.
[–]forntonio 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Care to enlighten someone who doesn't know the difference between the two?
[–]nuesuh 5 points6 points7 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Wage is how much you're paid in relation to your work. That might be time, of numbers of X produced.
Salary is how much money you make over a time period. Per day, per month, per year.
30 USD/hour = Wage. 58k USD a year = salary.
Both are, essentially the same. The difference being that the salary can be affected in many ways. If you work more or less, is more or less productive is going to affect your salary.
More or less qualified and your work has better or worse quality. That is going to affect your wage.
[–]forntonio 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ah, thanks for explaining!
[–]killerofdemons 22 points23 points24 points 10 years ago (37 children) | Copy Link
I say go ahead and stick your dick in crazy. What's the worst that can happen?
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[–]SigmundFloyd76 63 points64 points65 points 10 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
False accusations of domestic violence as a tactic in the property settlement guy here.
I knew where I was sticking it, I just didn't fully understand the true implications of "crazy".
I tried to reason with "crazy", you see. I grossly underestimated the human capacity for betrayal.
[–]Terry_Bruce_Dick 21 points22 points23 points 10 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Lesson learned: Don't stick your dick in crazy.
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[–]WaitingToBeBanned 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Do not contract a crazy, fake names and such. TRP probably has actual advice on this.
[–]JebberJabber 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
So is TRP for people who think cruel lies to romantic partners are OK so long as you secretly define them as crazy first? Or do they just lie to anyone whenever it suits them?
Given the choice between the two I might date the one who expresses their politics with a playful app. I wouldn't date a liar.
Couples with different politics can work fine, I have done it a few times and know of many others. My wife and her friends thought I was a nazi. We got on fine personally.
[–]WaitingToBeBanned 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
TRP is for people who do not want to be stalked and stabbed by crazy women. Oh, and looser virgins who do not want to be looser virgins.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
Bananas are weird
[–]Terry_Bruce_Dick 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Doesn't work for me. I generally prefer to have signed releases.
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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just wanted to point out that you said she was sexually absurd.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Agreed. Dated bipolar chick, she filed false rape complaint after breaking up. Her thought process "I'm suicidal so I want to ruin your life too"
[–]blondehairish667 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have a very similar story. And a mutual restraining order.
"I'm suicidal so I want to ruin your life too"
I'll be honest. I'm not sure I've ever known a woman that didn't want you to feel the same way she was feeling all the time.
Because she had extreme emotions she tried to drag you into an extreme place too I guess.
[–]Vandechoz 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
more like a knife to the jugular
[–]wzil 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Since you can be convicted on her word alone, actually having had sex with her is not a requirement. Hell, even a virgin could be convicted of rape.
[–]unpicked-username 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Child support payments comes in 2nd
[–]SexistFlyingPig 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It can get SO much worse than this. False rape charges are the teeny tiniest tip of the don't-stick-your-dick-in-crazy iceberg
[+]4ringcircus -13 points-12 points-11 points 10 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
You think this is like a normal thing that happens on the reg?
[–]CyberToyger 13 points14 points15 points 10 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
I say go ahead and stick your dick in crazy. What's the worst that can happen? False rape charges. You think this is like a normal thing that happens on the reg?
False rape charges.
With women? No. With crazy, as the commenter you replied to was specifying? Yes.
Either False Rape charges or framed for Domestic Violence by giving themselves bruises and scratches then going to the police. On occasion, they'll poke holes in your condoms to try and get prgenant. Those are standard tactics for crazy; the less violent ones at least. The more violent ones will hit you and even go so far as to stab you.
[+]4ringcircus -11 points-10 points-9 points 10 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Well, ok, but no one is forced to hang out with people that are that unstable. People that act this way aren't exactly around every corner either. You kind of have to actively put yourself in such a shitty situation and there are usually a shit ton of warning signs along that entire path.
I just think it is weird how some people talk about the topic as though it happens as regularly as the sunrise.
[–]ulthrant82 10 points11 points12 points 10 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Haven't been out much, have you?
[+]4ringcircus -7 points-6 points-5 points 10 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Yes, I have. I don't spend my life in eternal fear of women.
[–]Pittshadowrunner 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
So you agree that men have reason to fear women then? And by extension, women have power?
[–]CyberToyger 4 points5 points6 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's easy to recognize someone who's unstable once you've become an adult, survived a relationship with one, or aren't infatuated with one. Teenagers and horny college students not so much.
People talk about it regularly because it does happen regularly. It isn't because "so many women are crazy", it's because the crazy ones are the most sexually active, and horny teenage and college guys go after sexually active girls. Statistically speaking, you're more likely to wind up with a crazy if sex is the main/prominent force behind your attraction.
[–]VicisSubsisto 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So, what you're saying is... Don't stick your dick in crazy.
[–]such-a-mensch 17 points18 points19 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
A kid. A kid with a crazy chick is the worst that can happen. Jail is less emotionally draining.
[–]ulthrant82 6 points7 points8 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly. In jail at least you'll have some alone time. Have a kid with crazy and she'll use you for nothing but a babysitter and a paycheque. For. 18. Goddamn. Years.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
vasectomy is a good vaccination against this
They accuse you of rape.. Happened to me although she vacant more crazy as time went
[–]apierson2011 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I've gone back and forth on the issue of the wage gap, and am still largely undecided, but I think John Green makes a decent case for it in his vlogbrothers video. The research he cites seems convincing to me. What do you think?
[–]flyingwolf 9 points10 points11 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The pay gap is bullshit, it has been proven to be bullshit over and over, what more do you want?
[–]wzil 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes. But don't go past dating and keep your eyes open for someone better. Kinda like the advice that the best time to get a new job is when you have one already, even if you don't like it.
[–]Gnometard 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes because they're typically very easy lays.
[–]MoustacheMark[S] 135 points136 points137 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol, I hear that.
[–]Clint_Redwood 5 points6 points7 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Right? I hate having all these privileges!
Ohhhh, yes you will
[–]goalposthead 373 points374 points375 points 10 years ago (20 children) | Copy Link
Wrong on so many levels. There is already a fair way to split the bill. It's called pay for what you order and consume. What is complicated about that?
[–][deleted] 146 points147 points148 points 10 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
But, but, but, the wemyns dont have as much money because of patriarchy and oppression and....reasons. Its not a fair playing field, so they shouldn't have to pay as much.
[–]RaptorFalcon 70 points71 points72 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Since I am an unmarried male, I shouldn't have to pay as much as a married couple for a house!
I'll take one mansion please and here is my pocket change
[–]ch4os1337 18 points19 points20 points 10 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't even mind treating people to meals but I wouldn't deal with someone who expected it.
*This app is just as bad in that regard but it's even worse because it's blatantly sexist/racist.
[–]Archibald_Andino 11 points12 points13 points 10 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Plus men force them to buy expensive cometics and the more expensive pink razors.
[–]Grasshopper21 13 points14 points15 points 10 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
This is one that I've never understood. Women's razors are legitimately twice the price of men's, and I know my razor definitely works better than my gf's.
[–]the-tominator 5 points6 points7 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
My ex used men's razors because they're better and cheaper. Why can't many women just do that, and not insist on having a pink one? Then the price of the pink ones would fall anyway. It's just the same reason why some types of smartphone are more expensive in white (or whatever rarer colour), it's simply because many people ARE prepared to pay more to get a product in its non-default colour. Not only will many women pay more for a pink razor, but many people will pay more for a white phone, people who like the colour blue will pay more for a blue laptop and so on...
It's just called personal choice. Combined with basic economics.
Price is simply what the majority of the target market are prepared to pay. People spend crazy money on total crap quite often, or pay 10x the price to have a certain brandname written on their t-shirt, or pay 2x the price to have a fruit on your laptop or many times more for an 'ugg' on your boots. Or pay insanely more money to have a new car - one that as soon as you drive off the forecourt will loose half its value instantly - which is especially true for Mercedes. They are very expensive new but pretty cheap even just a couple of years old.
[–]Grasshopper21 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
To be perfectly honest many women dont realize that men's razors are more effective. They see the higher price and think better quality
[–]Jager720 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
TL;DR has a nice video about the "pink tax"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HEr8zmVEZQ
[–][deleted] 41 points42 points43 points 10 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
The bigger crime is that someone wasted their coding skills on making this app.
[–]hemsae 18 points19 points20 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I believe that this app was originally written as satire. But apparently it's more profitable to be serious about it.
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
To be fair, I can't fault the guy for seeing a way to exploit dumbfuckery and make money out of it. The "oppressed" dumbasses will lap this shit up.
[–]My_Big_Fat_Kot 11 points12 points13 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Nah, not much skill went into this app. I high school kid can code this entire app within two or three hours, with a basic gui and any language.
I don't care that they wasted their skills on coding this because you don't need that much skill to begin with to make this.
[–]existentialdude 3 points4 points5 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Even if it tool 15 minutes to code, the time is better used elsewhere.
[–]SoundOfDrums 8 points9 points10 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You get that personal responsibility bullshit out of here son.
Yeah, I'd ask for my own check if some bimbo used this app..
That is the only acceptable way to split the bill.
[–]bitchessuck 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You can also split evenly according to the number of people, though. It's common in some countries.
[–]ChaosOpen 151 points152 points153 points 10 years ago (27 children) | Copy Link
Problem: different people order different things. If I got a $20 plate of hot wings(leftovers ftw) I am not paying for a majority of the bill when you got $70 worth of food because you wanted an appetizer, ribeye, and chocolate mousse dessert.
[–][deleted] 178 points179 points180 points 10 years ago (18 children) | Copy Link
How dare you suggest that people's choices have any bearing on how they should be treated. What I put in my mouth is my own damn business. Quit eat-shaming me.
[–]ChaosOpen 42 points43 points44 points 10 years ago (17 children) | Copy Link
"Just because I didn't go to work doesn't mean I shouldn't be paid for it. I suggest up to 3 days paid leave for periods, which only women can use, that way we can over a month of paid days off plus whatever sick and vacation days we have."
[–]gellis12 3 points4 points5 points 10 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link
Wait, is that actually a thing? That sort of thing would never fly in high school, why do they expect it to happen when they get into the real world?
[–]eXeHijaKer 15 points16 points17 points 10 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link
It's happening in the UK, i read in the newspapers here in Denmark about some UK company making "Menstruation Pains" a valid reason to go home, and get paid "sick leave" which wouldn't be considered actual sick leave.
[–]gellis12 9 points10 points11 points 10 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
I can understand wanting to use normal sick days for it, but extra time for periods? Fuck that. Guys don't get extra time off when our balls itch.
[–]garglemesh42 5 points6 points7 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Well maybe we should! /s
[–]gellis12 4 points5 points6 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd be cool with getting a paid 15 minute break whenever I wanted!
[–]ZMaiden 3 points4 points5 points 10 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
ummm, I'm a staunch mra. but, your balls itch is no way similar to what I go through. I have Endometriosis, I have cycles where I literally can not leave my bed. Imagine you felt like you had to take a massive dump all day, felt like someone had spent all day punching you in your groin, plus you are severely fatigued, you have the headache from hell, your upper thighs are a mass of pure tension pain, your back is agonizing, and you have to go throught that all day for a week.
[–]Lucius_Martius 8 points9 points10 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
In my opinion it doesn't matter where your illness comes from (even if it was, let's say, psychosomatic) but if you do not feel able to work you should not work. It's your responsibility to do everything to get better and it's the companies responsibility to give you the time to do that (within reason).
But then I am only a German, as which I enjoy quasi-unlimited sick-leave which does not need to be justified to the employer (only to a doctor), so that's an easy opinion to hold for me.
Americans and UK citizens on the other hand get to enjoy their burnout after a few decades of two weeks per year sick-leave (or else) and two weeks of holidays per year. And instead of demanding more and a fairer system from the government and companies they get envious at each other and demand others getting less. I'll never understand these people.
[–]ZMaiden 4 points5 points6 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
you have the right of it. we shouldn't have to be arguing to validate why we're too sick to work. But in the US, we do. So you get crazy things like this.
[–]ZMaiden 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]gellis12 5 points6 points7 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Endometriosis is not the same as just having a period. I 100% agree that if you have a legitimate medical reason (like you do), that you should be given medical leave for that. In fact, that's the law up here in Canada.
But mild discomfort once a month? No, that does not warrant 3 days of paid vacation every other pay period.
[–]ZMaiden 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
yeah, but what I experience is not rare. 10-20 percent of women have endo. and even without endo,most women experience much more than just "ball itch" discomfort during their periods. I don't know what the right answer is, I'm just saying, mild discomfort during a period is the fairy tale for women, not the norm. If men had a biological disorder that happened every month I'd be saying the same thing. People always say on here, men and women are biologically different, so you gotta accept this might just be a difference that might be true on face value.
[–]gellis12 4 points5 points6 points 10 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
When I was in school, 100% of the girls in my classes were about to tough it out for their periods, because they knew skipping 3 days of classes wouldn't fly.
People always say on here, men and women are biologically different
That's correct. However, biological differences don't earn paid time off. If you want to take 3 days of unpaid vacation when you have a period, that's reasonable. But getting an extra 3 days of paid vacation every month because a body function that you were able to live with in school is suddenly too much to bear for half a week? Fuck no, that's retarded.
Edit: Also, You seem to be a bit mistaken with your numbers:
10-20 percent of women have endo.
According to wikipedia, the actual number is 6-10%, with only about half of those women actually experiencing any pain from it. Sorry that you have it, looks like you were just dealt a shitty hand.
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[–]ZMaiden 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You're right. But in our worker culture, you could have the flu and still have to argue with your boss to validate your sick leave. Even if you work with food! Plus, you can easily call your boss and say, I'm vomiting can't leave the bathroom, and he might excuse you. Imagine having to say, well I'm on my period and it hurts so bad I can't leave the bathroom floor. No man really believes you when you say that. Plus it's super embarrassing to talk about periods out loud.
[–]bex100xyz 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
http://www.today.com/health/britain-s-coexist-offer-flexible-period-policy-women-painful-cycles-t77941
It's more of the ability to make up the time missed so as not to have to use sick leave on period pain, a flexible time arrangement similar to what is extended to a staff member in their company with migraines. One could take a day off and make up the hours at another time, so that there is no need to sit through back to work interviews and meetings on taking too much sick leave.
[–]eXeHijaKer 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ah, seems like they explained it horribly in the Newspaper then.. Because that wasn't what was written there.. It was basically "Women can go home when they have period pains, it won't count as sick leave, and we'll pay them just as if they'd been at work"
[–]bex100xyz 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, I read similar articles.
[–]ChaosOpen 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If they split the bill then yeah. But if she wanted to "rely on this app to do do it fairly" then I would be paying $55.36 while she pays $34.64 and change.
Because it would be added together($90) then split down the middle, then it would be moved over so that she is only paying 77% of her share and you paid the excess. So, 0.77 * 45 = 34.64; 45 - 34.64 = 10.36; 10.36 + 45 = 55.36
[–]slocum42 7 points8 points9 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
How is that childish? You pay for what you ordered.
What if someone gets a filet mignon and the other guy gets a burger?
[–]FRedington 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]ChaosOpen 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The waiter will split the bill 5/6/7+ ways, I've seen them do it, because they know you're going to leave a big tip(and you will, because you're a good person).
[–]JackBond1234 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I just ordered a water and now I'm paying 10% of our 500 dollar bill?
Socialism doesn't work.
[–]NonOpinionated 55 points56 points57 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
i wonder if they will require Asian people to pay more than white people...
http://www.businessinsider.com/heres-median-income-in-the-us-by-race-2013-9
[–]SSapplejack 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I see what you did there!
[–][deleted] 54 points55 points56 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Separate Checks, Please !
[–]denshi 68 points69 points70 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
W: But this smartphone app says that you should pay for 38.57% of my check due to our differing sex, color, and orientation!
M: ....what the fuck is wrong with your brain?
[–]McFeely_Smackup 28 points29 points30 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
There's a fundamental mistake in the assumption behind this app. That being "why would your friends pay your bill for you?".
If you want to tell the restaurant you're only paying 68% of your bill because the patriarchy, fine...good luck with that. But I'll be paying my own bill and leaving before the cops arrive.
[–]Damazein 3 points4 points5 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But I'll be paying my own bill and leaving before the cops arrive.
Screw that, I'd pay my bill and stay to watch them try and explain to the cops why they shouldn't have to fully pay their bill.
[–]intensely_human[🍰] 59 points60 points61 points 10 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
As if men don't already spend a huge portion of their earnings on women.
[–][deleted] 31 points32 points33 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
You spend less than 100% ... and that's wrong ! (/joking)
Feminists feel entitled to 100% of everything you earn, so that's what they are judging their assumptions on.
[–]WaitingToBeBanned 9 points10 points11 points 10 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
Worse, actually. They seem to feel entitled to 'stuff' without any understanding of resources. They may feel entitled to a three course lobster dinner, but have no idea how much it actually costs in terms of money, or time, or materials, or anything.
[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points-1 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
ding ding ding ding ding. Tell 'em what 'es wonnn Jonhneeeey!
[–]altmehere 7 points8 points9 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Indeed, there's a reason that despite supposedly "earning" so much less, women are still the primary targets of most ads and the primary spenders.
[–]intensely_human[🍰] 4 points5 points6 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Next time you're at Target or any department store, stop a second and do a quick survey of how much of that store is women's products.
What's interesting is they don't have to label anything as "women's", because by default everything is. There's "sweaters" and "sportwear" and "underwear" and these are all women's. Then there's "men's (everything a man could put on his body from sunglasses to hats to jeans to underwear to suspenders)".
Speaking of target. I go grocery shopping for the week...takes me 1/2 hour and ave $150. Wife goes grocery shopping....takes 1 hour and $250. But, she saw stuff she forgot she needed, so its all good /s
[–]franklindeer 28 points29 points30 points 10 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
When and where did this idea of applying demographics to individuals become a thing. Should your female friend that works as a lawyer pay less than your white male friend that works as a grocery store shelf stocker? It's nonsense.
[–]SpiritofJames 9 points10 points11 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It's the fundamental error of identity politics: pretending generalities can be instantiated.
[–]Mikesapien 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or even mean anything.
[–]JebberJabber 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It can work, it allows people on different incomes to do things the poorer partner otherwise couldn't afford.
When I was broke my GF tended to pick up a bigger slice of the bill e.g. by handing over a note that was more than half before I paid, or asking for a note that is less than half when she paid, or just picking up the whole bill occasionally.
The app is just a funny way of publicising a political view, I don't expect people would use it seriously.
[–]franklindeer 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What does that have to do with anything I said?
[–]prometheuspk 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This was a joke app.
[–]Madlutian 121 points122 points123 points 10 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, it would be nice if women (besides my wife) actually paid ANY part of a bill when we go out.
[–]20rakah 11 points12 points13 points 10 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
who's paying for them? not you i hope
[–]Madlutian 5 points6 points7 points 10 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Usually my wife and I. Depends on the group.
[–]atero 34 points35 points36 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Why.
[–]ckernan2 23 points24 points25 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Clearly no spine. When people are allowed to walk all over someone, they will continue that behavior until stopped.
[–]atero 29 points30 points31 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's not even a gender equality issue.. it's a fucking self respect issue.
[–]xXxCREECHERxXx 8 points9 points10 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Jesus Christ, grow a fucking spine. Why would you ever pay for anyone elses tab?
[–]alecbenzer -5 points-4 points-3 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
.... to like, be nice? There's something wrong with choosing to take someone else out to a meal?
[–]Lucius_Martius 3 points4 points5 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That is however expecting reciprocation at some point.
For example you can have a sort of poor friend that helps you out a lot at work in the garden etc. and as a thank you, you invite him out to a meal.
Or whatever reciprocation is worth it to you (and if it's just to see someone smile), but to /u/Madlutian it's obviously not worth it or else he wouldn't complain about it.
[–]Dave_the_Chemist 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lol fuck that. You need to talk to your wife about this bro...
[–]iroxnoah 22 points23 points24 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They tell you to protest the app by downloading it and using their built in "protest" feature.
[–]skipdo 13 points14 points15 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I thought that was pretty funny as well.
[–]AFandAM 86 points87 points88 points 10 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Anyone using this turd in my presence gets an automatic ticket to I-never-want-to-even-see-you-again-for-any-reason town. Even if it is a family member. Fucking disgraceful.
[–]d3k4y 64 points65 points66 points 10 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
No reason to even get mad man. A girl from OKC told me I was paying the bill since I got paid more as a man with my Linux engineer job than she did handing out flyers. I've got more than a decade and a half experience and a degree. I was planning on paying anyways as I invited her out, not the other way around. So, when she gets done with her little speech, I just said I needed a smoke. Her last words were "Your profile didn't say you smoked" as I walked out and drove away with the bill still on the table at a pub she frequents. Also, she was super fat.
[–]Argosy37 9 points10 points11 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks for doing that. You did all men a favor.
[–]Lokimonoxide 4 points5 points6 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oklahoma City? Hmm......... Oh, I'm an idiot.
[–]IoSonCalaf 9 points10 points11 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Was she fat in her pics? I'm guessing not...
[–]d3k4y 28 points29 points30 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She was heavier no doubt, but in person, she would be considered morbidly obese by any doctor without question. Funny how that works.
[–]Manwich3000 16 points17 points18 points 10 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I would solemnly declare I am paying nothing and walk out leaving them with the entire bill.
[–]d3k4y 8 points9 points10 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ah shit, I read your reply after replying to him. Exactly! I just say I need a smoke, bathroom, whatever though so they will sit there for a good 20 or 30 minutes before telling them she cant pay.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 57 points58 points59 points 10 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
The veneer covering the "we want free shit" aspect of feminism is slowly but surely coming off.
[–]VicisSubsisto 5 points6 points7 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The infamous hacker 4Chan tricked them into revealing it with their #GiveYourMoneyToWomen hashtag.
[–]SoundOfDrums 10 points11 points12 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Didn't realize that was supposed to be a hidden aspect...
[–]WaitingToBeBanned 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hidden from public view, like political motives.
[–]forseriustho 16 points17 points18 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The truth of the "pay gap" is way more interesting.
https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/freakonomics-radio/id354668519?mt=2&i=360225959
Essentially the times that women do get paid less they are getting compensated instead for having more "temporal flexibility" (i.e., flexible schedules). Even when they work the same number of hours, men get paid to work the shitty hours and are compensated for it.
People that want to have flexible schedules AND get paid like those who don't are people who want to have their cake and eat it, too.
people who want to have their cake and eat it, too.
This should be the real dictionary definition of feminism.
[–]callsyourcatugly 13 points14 points15 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Posted by "Miss Representation"
At least they're honest about misrepresenting facts.
[–]Sancho89 22 points23 points24 points 10 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
So did anyone bother to see it's a joke? It was presented a comedy contest. http://equitableapp.com/
[–]Mitschu 6 points7 points8 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, it's a joke, just as much as Swift's Modest Proposal was satire. I don't think anyone is arguing against that. What we're arguing about is the public's reception of it.
Now, if poor people had actually started selling their children for the wealthy to eat, "it was just a joke" wouldn't fly any more for Swiftians, no matter how earnestly it was cried.
It's sort of the same parallel here. The original app was a joke submission in a comedy contest, with such tongue-in-cheekisms as "affirmative fractions" and "reparations, one meal at a time."
The mainstream response has been an unironic embrace of the concept, a modern gluttonous cry of "an app that finally lets us buy other people's children to use as gourmet ingredients!?! YAAAAAAY! WE'VE NEEDED THIS!"
The only difference between Swift's era and ours, is that people back then at least had enough decency and sense to either recognize the satire and the meaning behind it, or at least be outraged at what they thought was a macabre and serious suggestion. Nowadays, we'd literally eat our own in the name of progressivism.
[–]Mikesapien 4 points5 points6 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It started that way, but alas, Poe's Law is inevitable.
[–]altmehere 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
While the app is a joke, the responses I've seen seem to be taking it seriously as something that could be used. I think it's fair game in that aspect even if that wasn't the original intent of the app.
[–]singleseguin 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah this is the exact same thing feminists do.
Edit: to clarify, I mean falling for headlines and becoming outraged without actually reading anything else.
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well it's a pretty funny joke
[–]qdobe 12 points13 points14 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Every girl I know makes more money than me...
[–]SaiHottari 10 points11 points12 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Fun story: A female friend of mine and I went to Subway to grab some lunch. I'm not dating this girl, so when it came time to pay with our sandwiches we each paid for our own. When the female cashier asked me if I was paying for both and I said no, she gave me the MOST VILE look of judgement I have ever seen in my life. You could cut the contempt in the air with a knife. Even the girl I was with could see it and remarked about it later. Like, really? We aren't even dating and I am expected to pay for her sandwich?
[–]MoustacheMark[S] 6 points7 points8 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thats the patriarchy for you.
[–]toooooommmmmy 26 points27 points28 points 10 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
This app rapes statistical analysis. It also rapes the diversity that we call the human condition.
[–]VicisSubsisto 6 points7 points8 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
But did you see what the human condition was wearing???
[–]PM_ME_UR_GCC_ERRORS 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Purple?
[–]VicisSubsisto 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm gonna tire you to the radiator, and I'm gonna grape you in the mouth!
[–]Blutarg 10 points11 points12 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
LOL they've figure out that in a hundred years the "pay gap" will disappear. I'm sure that took very rigorous math.
[–]SoundOfDrums 10 points11 points12 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They were really confused when the negative number happened, so they went with 100 because it has pizzazz.
[–]throwaway2049er 15 points16 points17 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If women as a group are going to complain about inequality, then isn't it fair to treat them collectively too? I mean, women don't pay for even half of restaurant bills when out with men. I doubt they even pay 10%.
[–]bootywhap 8 points9 points10 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That app was made as a joke if I recall
[–]Mikesapien 5 points6 points7 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And now people take it seriously.
That's Poe's Law, folks.
[–]bufedad 11 points12 points13 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Use this on every date.
That way they can pay their fair portion.
[–]Endless_Summer 13 points14 points15 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Take a feminist on a date and use this. Nice steak joint. Record the whole thing.
Ironically the only white men who would dine with the kinds of banshees that would use this app are SJW manginas.
[–]Tmomp 3 points4 points5 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Men get injured and die on the job more than women.
To achieve equality, will this app bring the dead men back to life and heal the wounded ones or maim and kill women?
[–]MindlessElectrons 7 points8 points9 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Except I'm not going to pay for something I didn't eat. If I just get a drink and you order the $25 crab, I'm not paying $25 for crab I didn't eat.
[–]Pepper-Fox 3 points4 points5 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Everyone bring your tax returns for last year and your past 2 paystubs to dinner.
[–]colorado_here 4 points5 points6 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There's no way anyone seriously considering using this would have enough friends to make it useful.
[–]Bearded_Deity 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What in the actual fuck.
How is it this gender wage cap myth persists? I'm really getting tired of hearing it. They've been pushing this crap for years, but now that more information comes out, we learn that women elementary school teachers, expect to get paid the same as a male ENGINEER. Women and men do not take the same jobs, and as such do not get paid the same when you view it "accross the board", however in the same industries, women make about 97% of what men do. A little low? Sure. But not enough to cause shit like this to start popping up. God I hate people.
[–]Mikesapien 3 points4 points5 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
How do the absolute nutcases who like the idea of this app envision it will go?
Friends meet up after work, dine out, waitress comes by, leaves the bill:
"Can we split the check?" "Sure, no problem." "HOLD IT, I've got this app we should try." "Oh? What for?" "It uses research from the Institute of Women's Policy and statistics from the Bureau of Labor to divide the bill equitably based on–" "Uh, no. You pay for your own fucking mimosas, Karen."
"Can we split the check?"
"Sure, no problem." "HOLD IT, I've got this app we should try."
"Sure, no problem."
"HOLD IT, I've got this app we should try."
"Oh? What for?"
"It uses research from the Institute of Women's Policy and statistics from the Bureau of Labor to divide the bill equitably based on–"
"Uh, no. You pay for your own fucking mimosas, Karen."
Never mind. This whole scenario is premised on foaming-at-the-mouth wage gap conspiracist feminists actually having friends.
Karen
Its always a Karen, isn't it.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I guess I'm pretty lucky that I'm unlovable and never had a girlfriend, no need to pay for dates
[–]Pepper-Fox 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If someone I met whipped this out after dinner I would gladly pay because it's a great red flag up front so I never have to acknowledge that person ever again. That's worth paying extra for.
Or you could, you know, walk out.
[–]mastersword130 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow, an app that is sexist and racist all in one! Good going!
[–]IamA_Irri 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I can't help but feel that this app was made after realizing that equality meant having to pay for their own food at restaurants.
How is it possible for someone living in an era with so much information and data readily available to still believe in the gender pay gap?
[–]Mikesapien 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The "information age" is not all it's cracked up to be. Instead of challenging and educating people, it just lets them confirm their own biases and find like-minded individuals easier. See: tumblr.
[–]GamerSam 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The racism is strong with this app.
[–]theninjallama 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Too bad no males are going to be going out to eat with people who use this app!
[–]amedeus 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd just pay for what I ordered and walk out. They don't like it, fuck 'em. They don't sound like people I'd want to hang out with again, anyways.
[–]greyfoscam 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Whats funny is this app talks about equality but their server is still making minimum wage.
[–]twodogsfighting 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"I'll eat by myself, thank you"
[–]the23one 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
So is this good or bad for women? "Finally an app that figured percentages for me because I don't know how". Not only is it wrong, it makes women look dumb which is also wrong
Feminism treats women like fucking children, and they scream and cry about the patriarchy "infantilizing" women. SMH.
[–]MoustacheMark[S] 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
Dont blame us, blame the patriarchy!http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/finally-an-app-that-splits-the-bill-so-that-white-men-pay-more_us_56d06dfae4b0871f60eb1181
[–]Rikvidr 16 points17 points18 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Use archive.is, don't give HuffPo any traffic. https://archive.is/A3HPQ
[–]tramareddit111 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
You could just pay for what you ordered or ask for separate bills.
[–]Mikesapien 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, but that would be the reasonable thing to do. I'm guessing the delusional tools who would even consider using this app don't jive too well with reason.
[–]tramareddit111 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
The people (men) who would pay more would just not go out to dinner again, thus showing why socialism doesn't work.
[–]Mikesapien 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
How is this "socialism," exactly?
If anything, it's authoritarian collectivism.
[–]tramareddit111 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It would serve as an analog where high producers who are required to pay more (whether it be higher proportion of the meal cost or higher proportion of the tax base) than they consume are disincentivized and will eventually opt out leaving only lower producers at the table without the ability to fully cover the bill. Socialism only works if someone is willing to pay more than their fairshare. If you always have salad, you will eventually get tired of paying for someone else's steak, just because you make more money.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Finally!
Fuck you
[–]Stephen1985 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And its posted from an account called miss representation, how ironic.
[–]DrAdler341 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
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[–]darkstar1031 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I took the survey, you should post this elsewhere, so as to get maximum participation.
[–]Mikesapien 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What is your gender? • Male • Female
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[–]Attentive1 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What the *%#€! I'm Hispanic and even I'm insulted but I'm willing to put away the dishes as soon as the women wash them.
[–]conspiracy_thug 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or.. You know...
Pay for what you eat?
So they lie and made an app to propagate said lie? Neat.
This seems really fucking racist as well. wtf.
If we are splitting the tab lets just pay for our own fucking food
When you cannot tell apart irony and truth it is a fair sign a movement has gone crazy... So is this a joke?
[–]vhisic 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Let's see I had the lobster you had a glass of water, my app says because you are white and a male you owe $70 and I owe $0.
[–]slayerx1779 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
From what I've heard, the app dev was just making a joke with it.
Now that it seems popular, they're going through with it.
I assume.
[–]JebberJabber 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It is popular as a joke.
[–]Kronik_NinjaLo 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Will it take into account that my girlfriend gets paid twice what I do?
"According to the Institute of Women's Policy Research, women in America won't be paid as much as men for the same work for another 100 or so years."
That doesn't sound biased at all
I approve of this app. It's just one more tool I can use to identify worthless pieces of sh#t to avoid like the plague.
It's like a tribal tattoo on the face. Thanks for the warning.
[–]oddMahnsta 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah if a girl ever pulls this out and starts trying to justify an uneven split of the bill, in her favor, then i say fuck that
If I eat with a group and one of them suggests this, I probably will suddeny have to go to the bathroom never to return.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
[–]antilock 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol what's the fair share of nothing? The majority of women I've dated haven't paid shit for the first few dates
[–]Lowkeypeepee 3 points4 points5 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Fuck huffing ton post for even giving credence to this shit.
[–]yourlogicisflawed 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fuck huffington post for even giving credence to this shit.
[–]LarryLove 3 points4 points5 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Separate checks please
[–]Relaxed_Meat 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How would the app gain your info? If its self entered then for the purposes of the app I would be a young minority who works in fast food.
[–]flyfarfaraway 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Huffington Post = The Onion?
[–]Endless_Summer 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I can't decide if this is more racist or more sexist...
[–]supermoore83 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes
[–]legalizehazing 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's stunning how oblivious they are to reality.
[–]UnicornCan 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or you can pay for your own fucking food
[–]jam_tooth92 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good thing I only go out by myself
[–]Treasure_hand 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Funny how all my female friends make twice what I make working front desk positions and I'm in a factory operating very high load hydraulic presses, almost lost my hand to one last year. But they still make 25-30 per hour with minor experience in appointment and scheduling. I tried to get into those positions, but they only want females. Hmm......
[–]Treasure_hand -3 points-2 points-1 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But gues what, I don't give a shit.
[–]Princeso_Bubblegum -1 points0 points1 point 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't even understand why you need an app, do people not know how to do basic math anymore? Doing ratios and splitting the bill is like 6th grade math.
I am more pissed at the laziness of the app.
[–]Boogilywoo2 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]TheoreticalFunk 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Username is right for that account.
[–]JAYDEA 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf_OlEb5OFg
I don't normally comment on the whole "beta" theme you see in TRP / MGTOW etc, but for fucks sake if you agree to this it fucking applies.
>publishers at huffpo
[–]TracyMorganFreeman 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Maybe we should make an app that does the same thing by profession, age, marital status, etc instead.
Then people would be shown relevant information regarding earnings instead of stroking egos.
[–]Detox1337 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Some one should do a statistically corrected version of the app that pretty much just divides by the number of people within a few percentage points.
[–]CaptainTeaBag24I7 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Finally, an app that splits the bill so that white men pay more.....
[–]derangedkilr 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
privilege points.
[–]dan7899 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What the living fuck.
lmao id sue
You pay your shit, i pay my shit. What´s wrong about that? Not my fault you just ate too expensive for you.
The great part about this app is that if someone wants to then they don't have to give a crap about it.
[–]Proteus_Marius 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Kept looking at their site hoping to find out that it's a joke app.
No luck.
[–]Mikesapien 3 points4 points5 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It started as a joke, but Poe's Law took over.
[–]heimdahl81 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Except where it says "Winner of Cultured Wit's Comedy Hack Day 10".
[–]Santaball 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My God that has to be the onion lol.
I love this quote from the official site of the app
Using Bureau of Labor Statistics data and maths, EquiTable calculates how much you should pay for dinner. A fun discussion starter!
http://equitableapp.com/
[–]Levy_Wilson 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Facebook page called "Miss Representation"
If it talks like a Poe and looks like a Poe, it's probably a Poe.
[–]mrstickman 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You know, I'm familiar with the idea that we can tell there isn't a wage gap by the way nobody is leveraging it for profit.
...Technically, that's not true any more.
This was a joke app. Y'all need to start reading.
[–]goodeyesniper3221 -2 points-1 points0 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
bahahah or go fuck yourself I'll pay for my portion and you can pay for yours! stupid fucking liberals.
stupid fucking liberals feminists
This idea is collectivist and authoritarian – two fundamentally illiberal traits.
See what would make this neat would be "Put in your biweekly income" and then it splits the bill proportionally based on that.
[–]Stephen1985 -1 points0 points1 point 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]GoopyBoss -1 points0 points1 point 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hands down the dumbest fucking app EVER
[–]ScullyNess -1 points0 points1 point 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow.... facepalms
[–]PotatoDonki -1 points0 points1 point 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My god, this is infuriating.
[–]harryballsagna -1 points0 points1 point 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
All you need is an app that detects that app on someone's phone. Then excuse yourself before dessert and dip with all your money caked with PoC sweat to your Rolls Royce, aka "The Privilege Mobile".
[–]YOjulian -4 points-3 points-2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You're all idiots.
[–]6ames -2 points-1 points0 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"finally"
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[–]Mikesapien 3 points4 points5 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Let me guess, no TRUE feminist would use this app, right?
whoosh
[–]PotatoDonki 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Feminism is crap. It's a gendered term. It can't mean equality.
[–]the6crimson6fucker6 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Equality!
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