What common bio phrase you’re tired of seeing on OLD?

gcthrowaway2019 · 2020-08-05T04:56:55+00:00

"Looking for FWB that could turn into something more."

cherrypollen · 2020-08-05T05:12:23+00:00

“Looking for something casual for now, but open to something more if we click”

Translation: I want NSA sex on demand but I’ll keep you on the hook while I decide if you’re the best I can get.

Half_Halt · 2020-08-05T04:56:21+00:00

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daisy_0720 · 2020-08-05T07:07:33+00:00

Age: "42"

Children: "Want someday."

Looking for: "Something casual."

OK.

odalisque_ · 2020-08-05T05:41:30+00:00

“Ethical non-monogamy” or “I’m poly” and includes photo of his pickmeisha wife/partner 👀

rchprm10 · 2020-08-05T06:01:25+00:00

“6’ because it matters”

“If you wanna know, just ask!”

“Fluent in sarcasm”

“Message me on (Instagram/Snapchat) I’m never on here”

“Don’t swipe if you won’t talk”

“Looking for a gym buddy”

“I’m overly competitive about everything”

Ugh

dntbfllikeidid · 2020-08-05T04:57:29+00:00

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sadlibrarian · 2020-08-05T05:58:17+00:00

‘Looking for someone who doesn’t take themselves too seriously’ aka I want to treat you like shit but you let me get away with it

featherflowers · 2020-08-05T04:44:31+00:00

Good vibes only

FFS I'm a hippie too but seriously

Looking for friends is probably the most infuriating.

ladyyyeva · 2020-08-05T04:47:36+00:00

Love to laugh and have fun

Congratulations for having appropriate responses to amusing stimuli, do you want a sticker?

dzgata · 2020-08-05T05:08:55+00:00

“Not looking for anything serious, just a wife or something”

Cosmictears83 · 2020-08-05T05:45:37+00:00

Anything 420 with pics of them with weed plants as a plus

gursky0 · 2020-08-05T06:06:22+00:00

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take - wayne gretzky" - Michael Scott"

xx_power · 2020-08-05T08:28:21+00:00

If you guess this {super boring thing about him} right I will pay for your first beverage.

OH THANKS MY LORD, WITHOUT YOU I COULD NOT AFFORD THIS 3 EURO BEER

2020-08-05T04:58:17+00:00

“No one reads these”

Jinxhourglass · 2020-08-05T05:00:24+00:00

“I’m an open book.”

2020-08-05T05:12:42+00:00

“My divorce was friendly” and/or “still friends with all my exes”

Sure, Jan!

I hate when men use other women’s “approval” to sell themselves online. That exes still speak or socialize occasionally is a bare minimum standard of adult behavior especially if you have children together. Something that doesn’t need mention on a profile.

And since people lie online the actual truth about their ex situation is probably something that doesn’t make them dateable. Like it’s a built in ghosting excuse or a sign of still being attached and therefore unavailable.

hikurangi2019 · 2020-08-05T05:13:37+00:00

Not sure if this one is common but it really irked me when I saw it.

Instead of something like “looking for a girlfriend to spend quality time with” they said “looking for the RIGHT girl”... it just sounds so fuckboy. Eww

Rough-Tree · 2020-08-05T08:38:20+00:00

If covid doesn't take you out, can I? - Do you think the eleventh time I see that, I'll fall for it?

Dad bod - Unhealthy lifestyle

I have a girlfriend/wife who doesn't know I'm on here - Fucking dog

Poly/ethical non-monogamy - instant no

Just ask\no bio - other men played by the rules, what makes you so special?

Not my kid - does this kind of picture actually work? Are kids a thirst trap for women somehow?

ohlizard · 2020-08-05T08:48:07+00:00

posts picture of dog

"The dog is my friend's."

Flufferly · 2020-08-05T07:00:39+00:00

"You must be..." followed by anything else.

DunRuther · 2020-08-05T11:32:50+00:00

“I love tacos and watching The Office”

After you’ve matched with them: “What do you bring to the table?”

sashimi_girl · 2020-08-05T11:47:23+00:00

“JOSH, 26, 6’2” (totally like 5’10” IRL)

Super chill

Down for just hanging out watching Netflix or hiking

(Isn’t really in shape so probs doesn’t hike often?)

(Pic with a dog that isn’t even his dog)

Works at ($10/hr job)”

May or may not include a line about how much he loves a generic and popular food, like pizza, because omg where will you ever find another man who loves pizza?

iamkikins · 2020-08-05T09:10:31+00:00

Ngl but there has been a shift since the pandemic. I was horrified to see men openly displaying their kinks online now, such as seeking a DDlg dynamic and choking, slapping etc...I was horrified- that was a sign to me to delete and never return. Be careful out there ladies they are no longer hiding their depravity.

eveninghope · 2020-08-05T12:40:44+00:00

When their listed interests are hiking, traveling and trying new restaurants. I work abroad a lot and when I see a dude give the number of countries he's visited it's so cringey. Like bruh, this isn't a personality trait.

jeanisdead · 2020-08-05T12:42:33+00:00

“Good vibes”drives me fucking insane. Nearly every single profile. That just translates to, “don’t ever be upset with me for any reason”

UKFeminst38 · 2020-08-05T16:08:26+00:00

"I can't see likes so message me."

That really bothers me. If there's no mutual interest, what's the point? I also hate that OKC keeps telling me I "missed a match" when I pass on someone. No, stupid app, I didn't miss a match, I set my standards. Even the damn app tries to gaslight us.

"I won't message anyone first any more."

Yep, having a mantrum before I even check out the rest of your profile really makes me want to get to know you better.

Pictures with kids. I mean, I'm childfree, so kids will obviously put me off on a personal level, but like, having pictures of your kids (or worse, someone else's) on a dating site is so weird. I think plastering your children all over the Internet is bizarre enough to start with.

Nothing but their Instagram. I hate social media anyway that's not anonymous, but that tells me they just want attention.

ChristianGirl93 · 2020-08-05T15:43:30+00:00

will make you tacos

*loves to go on adventures

my Mom thinks I’m special
Yes, that’s my daughter, and she comes first
looking for a dog mom

-positivity- · 2020-08-05T10:21:06+00:00

No bio. He’s too cool.

Only university is shown: Harvard

And company: Goldman Sachs

The greatest tragedy is I swipe right anyway

socalqueenofcheese · 2020-08-05T13:56:57+00:00

Man on a boat: Not his boat

"I'm hilarious, sarcastic, funny"

"Hard knock" under life

**any drinking pictures"

"Easy going guy" (clearly looks psychotic)

"Surf, snowboard, golf, " 🙄

"Regular guy looking for a unique women" Just read this one, verbatim. SO MANY BORING dudes want not so regular women 🤮

I sometimes get actually nauseous looking at all the garbage.

Fatt3stAveng3r · 2020-08-05T15:01:03+00:00

"I hate filling these out" "Just ask me" "No one reads these things"

Half_Halt · 2020-08-05T17:03:02+00:00

Work hard, and play hard.

Reznorschild · 2020-08-05T17:18:01+00:00

"Looking for a partner in crime" How edgy.

boiledgatorade_ · 2020-08-05T14:08:29+00:00

“Vibes”

MuffinSongs · 2020-08-05T16:14:28+00:00

What is up with guys mean mugging the camera in profile pics? Who is this profile aimed at? Are you... are you trying to fight me or date me?

virginiagirl27 · 2020-08-06T03:33:43+00:00

“Are you my next mistake?”, “can’t see messages”, “ask me”, “ looking for something casual maybe more”

I wish I could share with y’all some wild screen shots of lvm profiles and conversations.

2020-08-05T12:41:22+00:00

"I'm a laid back type of guy"

ladyyyeva · 2020-08-05T23:10:29+00:00

Not really bio phrase specifically, but

man whines that I don't have anything aBoUt Me AnD wHaT I LiKe on my profile

mans profile has exactly 3 words

man sees in my profile that I don't like most sports man gets offended that I don't like sports

Maitresseentitre2 · 2020-08-06T05:37:51+00:00

I still don't understand the pictures of men with fish...

Title	What common bio phrase you’re tired of seeing on OLD?
Author	UnitedHoney
Upvotes	87
Comments	91
Date	August 5, 2020 4:27 AM UTC (5 years ago)
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