Every day the bar descends deeper into hell...

lisanolisa · 2021-04-06T16:26:56+00:00

This is so funny. She’s not going to feel this way when it happens every single time and he rolls over to sleep.

Also I hate that the discourse around this is being subtly changed. Most women just deal with it, the biggest problem is that these men also don’t do anything to get you off.

2021-04-06T17:10:31+00:00

Oh my fucking god. You know what's hot? A guy being so 'completely overwhelmed' by me that he desperately eats me out to orgasm several times in a row before fucking me in multiple positions and coming inside me after being on the brink for half an hour.

licoricespicedtea · 2021-04-06T16:57:50+00:00

I once had an ex call me a “cute little unsatisfied one” and pat me on the head after sex. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

millennialpink2000 · 2021-04-06T16:12:24+00:00

Did a pre-mature ejaculator write this!?

Alec, I'll take warped sense of pride for 100, please.

LavenderMechanism · 2021-04-06T16:34:20+00:00

Then he gets “post nut clarity” and decides he’s better than you and ghosts.

Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2021-04-06T16:23:33+00:00

A man putting zero thought into preparing for your first sexual encounter is not attractive. Bet she's not going to find it hot when it keeps happening month after month...

Mcccy · 2021-04-06T17:16:11+00:00

How to get awards on Reddit:

Step 1) Make a post where you are glorifying men.

That's it you're done, enjoy

DallasOMalley · 2021-04-06T19:06:13+00:00

This was written by a man.

Seriously, there's nothing hot about a man who lacks self control or the ability to regulate his behavior. That post is propaganda intended to normalize a behavior that, if it's a regular occurrence, should rightfully be a source of great humiliation for a man.

greeneyesrosylips · 2021-04-06T17:22:26+00:00

I used to be this person (🤡), until I realized I'm nothing but a hole for these pornsick scrotes.

DontAskTwice-A-Roni · 2021-04-06T20:49:44+00:00

I’m not like the other girls! I love it when I’m not sexually satisfied! Somebody! Anybody! PICK MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

LilithWon · 2021-04-06T16:46:11+00:00

This just screams "COPE"

HlGHFIVE · 2021-04-07T00:37:13+00:00

I mean, it can be hot if it happens just once. You could interpret it as a compliment especially if he normally doesn't cum too quickly. It's not sexy if it's every single time.

HeavyMetalLobster · 2021-04-06T16:23:27+00:00

No

Such a big no

Oh god no

rsoko2 · 2021-04-07T03:41:17+00:00

Every so often a premature ejaculation is bound to happen. Especially in younger men with low body counts. I'm not gonna be a bitch. But if its constant, he just has shitty self control

2021-04-06T20:08:53+00:00

Look at all those degenerate sperm leakers awarding the man cosplaying as a self-hating woman.

questcequunefemme · 2021-04-06T16:16:33+00:00

I think even hell rejected the bar at this point...

berryberrykicks · 2021-04-06T17:59:04+00:00

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ItsFreezen · 2021-04-06T16:47:08+00:00

His partner isn't satisfied. That's so Hot /s

kycake · 2021-04-07T07:07:25+00:00

i dated a guy who before we even hooked up told me that he has never been able to last over 10 min and that it’s usually 5. i was like ugh i don’t like that. he seemed upset but we kinda just moved on. when we did hook up for the first time he came in like 1 minute, but he immediately started giving me head again and did a damn well job. i came then we cuddled. it was overall an enjoyable experience. he was honest about being unable to last long and wasn’t angry when i honestly said it bothered me. most importantly tho he was a good kisser, knew what to do with his hands AND gave very good head. so though our relationship only lasted 6 months and he would alway cum in under 5 min i would orgasm every time cause he put effort in. he didn’t act like him finishing means the sex is over. we also had plenty of times when he would just please me with oral without him getting anything from me. so it’s not that i have an issue with men that cum quick it’s more that usually a male cuming quick means he isn’t trying to please u and your orgasms / needs get ignored.

also for women that enjoy penetration as much as oral u could ask a dude to use a dildo?

i’m not sure why some guys just can’t last and whether or not it can be improved, all i know is when a man want to please u and if he values u he will put effort in and do all he can regardless of how long he can last.

another thing while we’re on this topic, i’ve had a few men that could go for 30-40 min and they took pride in that as if that alone is all thats needed, being able to last a while is very attractive and i do love it however i still need and want him to know what to do with his hands and to know how to give good head. too many men think that having a big d and lasting a while makes they a king or good at sex but it takes more than that.

LadyKaitlyn · 2021-04-06T22:36:54+00:00

I saw this on the front page and my first thought was "a man DEFINITELY wrote this." 🤣

YesPleaseMadam · 2021-04-06T17:57:39+00:00

what in the fresh pickme hell is this

MadamLeFay · 2021-04-06T17:56:02+00:00

Did y'all just hear that noise? That was me sliding in here all cartoon-style while screaming as soon as I read this. My ex-husband lasted an entire 82 seconds on a good day unless he was high af on weed. Porn addiction isn't flattery.

spinsterchachkies · 2021-04-06T19:20:23+00:00

When a man Venmo’s money into my bank account without saying shit to me that’s hot. That’s so hot.

Novemberinthechair · 2021-04-06T23:33:59+00:00

A guy who is a premature ejaculator wrote this. Big wow. Other topics written by men:

"Dad Bods Are Hot!"

"Women Need to have more babies to uphold the future economy!"

"Cavemen raped in order to reproduce!"

MiraHel · 2021-04-06T19:46:44+00:00

This was probably written by a guy lol

MagnfiqueMaleficent · 2021-04-06T20:22:12+00:00

Look at him, everyone: Inept and Inadequate. He is not enough.

🤡🤏🏽

RhiannonEmilia · 2021-04-06T22:13:41+00:00

I feel like you must have super low self esteem to think this. That’s the only way I can understand it. I don’t want a guy to take two, three hours to cum (honestly can’t think of anything worse than that), but it’s annoying and unsexy when he cums in a minute.

Frequent-Lemon-8156 · 2021-04-06T19:17:09+00:00

LMFAO!!

chungkingxbricks · 2021-04-07T02:25:14+00:00

Ah, no. All those upvotes are from minute men.

melonmagellan · 2021-04-06T18:42:34+00:00

I kind of like this, I am a woman obviously, but I only really like 5-mins of PIV after foreplay anyway.

That's assuming there is quality foreplay. Otherwise, I prefer zero minutes of PIV.

gutsandgorey · 2021-04-06T17:21:06+00:00

Ok so I'm gonna say it. If a man can't keep going after he cums, he has a weak ass dick. My boyfriend doesn't have any problems staying up lol.

fds_account58 · 2021-04-06T18:45:28+00:00

Personally I’m into this, but not if he rolls over afterward. I mean it should be less time on him and more on me anyway, right? Shortcut plus it is flattering. If he lasts too long it’s probably due to porn.

greeneyesrosylips · 2021-04-06T16:58:41+00:00

well he better be able to go for rounds two and three immediately after.

Acceptable-Respond54 · 2021-04-07T15:21:15+00:00

I lived with this for 6 years. I fooled myself into thinking sex wasn’t a big deal and I could live without it. By the end of the relationship I was so sexually frustrated, I would scream into a pillow (he was also abusive). He would literally finish then go to sleep. My self esteem was on the floor as I felt like a walking fleshlight. Then when we broke up, I engaged in some risky behaviour as I was so damaged from being trapped in a pleasureless (not sexless) relationship. Never ever ever again.

bizzybumblebee · 2021-04-07T19:52:09+00:00

i downvoted this to hellllll (the original post)

Guuurrrl_okeehay · 2021-04-06T22:09:10+00:00

Please tell me Charlotte did not write this. 🤣

_GirlWhoLived_ · 2021-04-07T01:16:00+00:00

100% guarantee a man who prematurely ejaculates wrote this

notbasic4karen · 2021-04-07T02:43:06+00:00

Well, I hope she and minute man are very happy together 😂

2021-04-07T03:28:57+00:00

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throwaway32132134 · 2021-04-07T11:10:05+00:00

This just screams wanting male validation to me.

Kimpractical · 2021-04-07T13:11:47+00:00

LMAOOOOOOO

shoesfromparis135 · 2021-04-08T21:06:33+00:00

Missy Elliott’s One Minute Man will now be stuck in my head for the rest of the afternoon.

BiggPhilly00 · 2022-08-11T17:01:10+00:00

As a man: I wrote this.

Title	Every day the bar descends deeper into hell...
Author	gringodemierda
Upvotes	403
Comments	79
Date	April 6, 2021 4:09 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/mlf5z9/every_day_the_bar_descends_deeper_into_hell/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/every-day-the-bar-descends-deeper-into-hell.764631 https://theredarchive.com/post/764631

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