There’s so much creepiness here.

HeavyMetalLobster · 2021-04-06T16:22:52+00:00

What the fuck

He wants a life manager and laborer and masseuse and therapist .... 💀

InaneObservations · 2021-04-06T16:28:52+00:00

Men: Bitch better not expect a FREE DINNER!!1 REEEEEEEE

Also men: Needed, one under-35 hottie to clean and paint my house, then give me back massages.

I guarantee you, this guy's attempting to spin this "chance for romance" in order to get out of compensating what Paintstripperella would actually cost for several days' work.

i-like-doves · 2021-04-06T16:38:41+00:00

Spoken like a truly delusional old male

LavenderMechanism · 2021-04-06T16:28:51+00:00

I can’t believe he thinks women will actually respond to this ad.

windowseat4life · 2021-04-06T17:52:02+00:00

"This will be a kind of therapy for me"

Then hire a fucking therapist dude. Stop being a predator.

WeirdRockbaby · 2021-04-06T16:42:02+00:00

Why it gives me Ted Bundy energy? Literally sounds like the last job of some unsuspecting victim.

ShegoGreen · 2021-04-06T16:40:48+00:00

He can't afford the real cost of what he wants

randomgirlimok · 2021-04-06T16:42:58+00:00

And the pay is “you get to stay in my shitty falling apart house/mobile home for free”

Exsqueeze_meh · 2021-04-06T18:22:55+00:00

fEmaLE WaNTed ... is the therm "woman's touch" offensive? Could be long term, if you play your cards right, there are feeeeeemales lining up for this position so you'd better bring your "A" game!

Could this scrote be any less self aware? I'd be embarrassed for him if he wasn't such an audacious crapbag of a human.

eatchickpeas · 2021-04-06T19:50:03+00:00

female wanted, not a woman. cleaning needs to be done but its not put in the title, only in the description. fit is codeword for 'not fat' because he doesnt like fat women, not visually appealing to him because this is important when painting a wall and cleaning.

she can suggest a colour if she wants but she'll probably have to listen to him rambling and mansplaining colours in a living room. he wants the services of an organiser and masseuse as well, again not put in the title. he'll of course be very well behaved when he receives a massage from a woman in his house with no cameras anywhere, the front door will be locked because nobody leaves their front door unlocked, he wont grope or molest her at all because not all men do that.

for some reason only people under 34 can paint a wall, organise items, massage a man and keep a man company, no idea why. one brain cell somewhere in his skull kicks in and screams 'wait this is really creepy we cant post this!!' and its silenced out by the other voices dismissing the only voice of reason 'all this unpaid labour we expect women to do is just therapy, dont you feel sorry for the man he needs some help, the last couple of years have taken a real toll on him!'.

easy going is codeword for 'if you get upset by my sexist ignorant ways you better not complain or nag me about it otherwise ur a bitch'. he keeps using the word female. he knows he could never ask this of a man because he will demand money for the extra services and flatout decline massaging him and being a therapist whereas he thinks a woman is built to conduct unpaid labour, he can pressure her and guilt trip her. thats my analysis lol

berryberrykicks · 2021-04-06T19:22:14+00:00

Wanted: hostage. Terms non-negotiable.

Magnolia_Mirage · 2021-04-06T16:24:25+00:00

Oh hell no

frustratedanon123 · 2021-04-06T16:30:48+00:00

Literally gagged reading this.

LilithWon · 2021-04-06T16:45:08+00:00

Wtf did I just read

ItsFreezen · 2021-04-06T18:09:35+00:00

"Must be Fit" Go F*** Yourself Scrote.

Lavender_flow · 2021-04-06T17:10:25+00:00

Is this a joke? It has to be a joke right? THE AUDACITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

spinsterchachkies · 2021-04-06T19:17:23+00:00

I can’t wait until I am over the age of 35 and no longer fetishized by these perverts.

queen_beastmode · 2021-04-06T17:02:20+00:00

There are soooooo many of these on CL as well.

millennialpink2000 · 2021-04-06T20:00:27+00:00

I sincerely hope he gets catfished by some dude named Bubba

BubblyKraken · 2021-04-06T17:52:14+00:00

Imagine being SO entitled that you feel it is your right to post this shit and ACTUALLY expect a positive result ☠️☠️☠️

sahu_ · 2021-04-06T18:00:46+00:00

Ew so sick. All those po*n videos have addled their brains. No wonder most of them are useless for anything these days.

Yellowsunflowerlover · 2021-04-06T19:20:43+00:00

How much would this scrote even pay? (Ma'am I messed up my back help a guy out, you have the luxury of spending time with this fine man right here). This is so much cringe.

MagnfiqueMaleficent · 2021-04-06T20:10:52+00:00

Oh look. Another man demanding all kinds of unreasonable shit from a woman. I’m so surprised.

huevos_and_whiskey · 2021-04-06T17:41:09+00:00

So many red flags.

Wildestrose1988 · 2021-04-06T17:00:24+00:00

Ummm scuse me

Protoetype · 2021-04-06T21:44:13+00:00

In my teen years I would have hate trolled this old loser like I did all the neighborhood pedophiles.

chickenery · 2021-04-06T20:42:03+00:00

34 is such a random number. I hope no woman responded to this. Lord knows what this man would do once she’s in the house.

cherrypepsilvr · 2021-04-06T20:58:56+00:00

Absolutely fucking RUN if a man ever tells you about his personal problems in the first conversation.

Orcrista · 2021-04-06T23:26:53+00:00

Ahahahahahaaaaa breathes ahahahahahaaaaa 🤣🤣🤣

Creep.

But isn't this the sum of what emotional labour men demand daily in relationships with women though? If he got a male painter, he'd just get his house painted. That's it. And he wouldn't expect anything extra.

No_Kitchen4411 · 2021-04-07T00:11:52+00:00

"Could be long term. Who knows"

What the fuck???

Davina33 · 2021-04-06T21:36:50+00:00

Reminds me of the time I put an ad on Gumtree offering my services as a domestic cleaner. I had this pervert ring me up pretending to be doing a sexual health survey on behalf of the NHS. Wanting to know about my ex boyfriend's penis size and everything. Ugh.

MadamLeFay · 2021-04-06T17:40:22+00:00

I saw something similar to this, only I think it was for a landscaper! Wonder if it's the same guy or...

poison_snacc · 2021-04-06T21:09:17+00:00

Why even lie and turn it into some “painting” job? It makes it so, so much worse

Novemberinthechair · 2021-04-06T23:22:01+00:00

How is this legal? This reads like a porn synopsis. You can't ask a laborer to be willing to massage you.

oceanstains · 2021-04-06T21:35:45+00:00

Yes let me just walk into a strange man’s house alone, sounds great

AwkwardDisaster4150 · 2021-04-06T18:17:02+00:00

🤮

berryberrykicks · 2021-04-06T17:06:26+00:00

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janeaustenfan99 · 2021-04-07T01:55:51+00:00

Is it any wonder that you never see these types of ads placed by woman? Most of us know how to just hire someone to do things around the house that we can’t manage to do ourselves.

_HEDONISM_BOT · 2021-04-07T02:59:21+00:00

this is worse than that "landlord" who only wanted "female tenants" from a while ago.

WTF. I hope you reported this ad for discrimination!

Dexaroo5716 · 2021-04-07T20:55:54+00:00

What in the Law and Order SVU?

elainejay82 · 2021-04-07T04:46:57+00:00

Lord help us all.

aquietsword · 2021-04-08T07:18:27+00:00

Just men being men. The final form of boys being boys.

Guuurrrl_okeehay · 2021-04-06T21:52:53+00:00

LOL

🤔 What were you doing on Craigslist?

WildTenderness · 2021-04-07T05:11:08+00:00

This has to be satire....

Title	There’s so much creepiness here.
Author	ethnicallyabiguous
Upvotes	503
Comments	87
Date	April 6, 2021 4:12 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/mlf82y/theres_so_much_creepiness_here/
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