Ofcourse she cleans this..

Platipus6 · 2021-04-16T06:44:48+00:00

Binge drinking to this extent one time a week is just as bad as over-drinking every night. Dude has a problem and it's not the carpet.

sassenachpants · 2021-04-16T07:38:32+00:00

Have the husband pull the carpet out. Hold door open for husband while he drags carpet outside. Lock door. No more husband, no more carpet.

_RustInPiece_ · 2021-04-16T06:38:47+00:00

I have only one question: How is it possible to love a person who obviously hates you that much?

betsybasset · 2021-04-16T06:51:57+00:00

Even a dog don't piss their home.

Why is she still with him is beyond me

EffectiveHoneydew422 · 2021-04-16T06:59:34+00:00

Drinking..exasperates..his...sleepwalking? Holy Moly. No honey. just no. Its called being a gross pig who doesn't care where he pisses because hes that drunk. He has a drinking problem, and a character deficit.

FabledAngryVillager · 2021-04-16T07:07:25+00:00

Rub his face in it

But enzyme cleaner should help for those curious (I have a rescue with minor health issues)

Latter_Ostrich2875 · 2021-04-16T10:01:15+00:00

My father actually did the same thing, he used to piss all over the place but luckily my mum left. It’s sad how women are brainwashed into thinking cleaning up after a repulsive excuse for a man is normal

heleninthealps · 2021-04-16T06:33:29+00:00

Replacing the hubby is still in option then ;)

DallasOMalley · 2021-04-16T10:42:43+00:00

Horrifying. That man is an alcoholic. There's no way he's only drinking like that 4x/month.

Also, a PSA: She mentioned replacing her carpet with hardwood flooring. This would be unwise. Urine can ruin hardwood floors and seep between the planks into the subfloor, ruining that as well. If one insists on living with a man who pees all over the place, I recommend just tiling the floor.

-I-hate-pants- · 2021-04-16T07:10:30+00:00

That's a lot of text to say "my hubby has a drinking problem"

neonred1 · 2021-04-16T08:18:19+00:00

why is she cleaning his mess?

purasangria · 2021-04-16T10:31:03+00:00

I think divorce is an acceptable remedy for persistently undesirable male behavior in any form. This cannot be fixed, and behaving like a drunken farm animal is not acceptable, and it will never change.

Did she sign up for this when she married, did he disclose that he was going to get drunk once a week and piss all over the house, and then make her clean it because he is such an animal that he refused to clean his own waste? No? Then she can either live with it and stop bitching about it, or get a divorce.

99natas · 2021-04-16T13:11:03+00:00

I had one like this. 0/10. Would not recommend. After 7 long years of alcoholism he did sober up, and left me for another woman and took all the furniture while I was at work one day.

Lavender_flow · 2021-04-16T10:51:08+00:00

Fucking divorce him. Wtffff

nnyholmmm · 2021-04-16T10:59:35+00:00

Superglue his peehole shut and I promise you that he won’t ever pee on the carpet again

Partypuppers · 2021-04-16T12:07:50+00:00

Ngl this is awful but I chuckled at 'Russian puppy farm'. That's so oddly specific lol 😂

AcademicMobile1 · 2021-04-16T12:46:43+00:00

Clearly he isn't mature or trained enough to have free roam of the house, and needs to be crated at night after you put his water up for an hour and go out for one more potty break.

Oh. Wait. This is about a theoretically sentient human and not about potty training a dog.

localgirlcult · 2021-04-16T13:45:22+00:00

"Hubby"🤣

Lmao, calling some man who pisses on your carpet every week "hubby".

I wanna know what she's angry about though? Specifically, does she think she has real anger towards him? She says she's angry but is she really? She does that thing they all do on the internet when their husband does some horrifying thing. "Grrr I'm so angry at my hubby!" But they keep cleaning after them and fixing their mistakes. You're not really pissed off until this whole thing blows up, you're just mildly annoyed. I've sad this a lot, women are not in touch with their rage. They keep doing this, confusing their underreaction with real anger and not acknowledging the humiliation they suffer. No woman who recognizes how humiliating that is could write a post in that way. All of this stays buried and manifests into depression, other health issues and passive aggressive behavior which then labels her a crazy bxtch who blows up over nothing.

Jaelismyhomegirl · 2021-04-16T16:48:01+00:00

Ladies, if you don’t stop buying into all of this FDS nonsense, you’ll be forever alone! And then you’ll never have a husband whose piss stains you’ll have to clean out of your carpet!

TrixieFriganza · 2021-04-16T07:38:34+00:00

Is he a kid or? He clearly needs to do something about his alcohol problem and she throw him out.

Cel_Gabe · 2021-04-16T10:25:37+00:00

Maybe lock him out?

Idk, just a suggestion? 🤔🤷🤣

spiderunderweb · 2021-04-16T08:48:01+00:00

You hv got to be kiddin me

aquietsword · 2021-04-16T07:14:24+00:00

Oh wow

Emergency-Feed8216 · 2021-04-16T13:24:22+00:00

If it was a baby doing it, I'd say Biokleen Bac-Out works great. But for a grown-ass man-- divorce lawyer and his stuff on the lawn in bin bags..

Chemical39 · 2021-04-16T09:28:26+00:00

Chucklefuck... pure literary excellence 💕

Yellowsunflowerlover · 2021-04-16T13:18:16+00:00

How does one get so hammered they piss the carpet? You're an adult, monitor your damn intake and leave when you have a buzz. This isn't a frat house omg! It's even more shameful, because I'm sure she's spoken to him about this MANY times and he rather have a smelly house with discolored carpet than let go of his frat days. She should lock the door with a dead bolt and let him sleep outside if she wants to keep enabling this shit behavior. That or finding a man that 1. values the house 2. wants to spend time with her vs. getting hammered at bars/home with his friends or alone.

hdost34 · 2021-04-16T15:40:43+00:00

My drunken first husband pissed the bed regularly. When he started pissing on the carpet in his sleep I threw him out the next day and divorced him. That was 26 years ago. He drank himself to death 3 years ago .

bebe_serbes · 2021-04-16T12:45:05+00:00

Explain to me how a person can drunkenly piss on the floor once and still do it again in the future. I'd be so mortified, I'd probably never drink again. But this jackass seems to think it's perfectly fine to do it ONCE A WEEK, and not at all feel embarrassed or ashamed? Clearly, aside from the fact that she has to clean the carpet, the worst issue is he's completely psychologically defected. Get the hell out, ma'am.

IAteTheDragon · 2021-04-16T15:43:45+00:00

"I need the urine smell gone!" I say get rid of the SOURCE 😏

Geocities_SEO_Expert · 2021-04-16T19:25:02+00:00

Women have trouble removing themselves from abusive relationships because society beats them down into tolerating LVM behavior in the first place.

This guy had smaller red flags, and she got shamed into overlooking them. He has destroyed their floor, because he hates her, but he's too much of a lazy coward to end the relationship. And there are STILL a few people who will make up excuses for his behavior.

anywaysheresrational · 2021-04-16T06:48:16+00:00

This must be a troll.....

Right? 👀

ChristineSom · 2021-04-16T06:34:43+00:00

Oh hell no

2021-04-16T15:09:19+00:00

Put him in the barn where he belongs.

spinsterchachkies · 2021-04-16T16:28:25+00:00

Is she his slave? It sounds like it

GypsyCactus · 2021-04-16T20:21:37+00:00

She just needs a few sprits of Scrote-B-Gone and she’ll be set

FDS-GFY · 2021-04-16T14:37:18+00:00

Cleaning tip: wash that man outta your hair

ShieldMaidenLagertha · 2021-04-16T19:20:41+00:00

PEEmeisha, here’s my “Cleaning Tip & Trick”:
D I V O R C E

RecordingImportant94 · 2021-04-16T21:09:51+00:00

I have known so many men who have done shit like this, my ex included. It is beyond revolting. One former friend opened his girlfriends closet and pissed all over her clothes and shoes while supposedly sleepwalking drunk. Funny it wasn’t his closet that was right next to it. It’s not an accident.

Imaginary-Driver-767 · 2021-04-16T16:00:28+00:00

Replace the husband and also the carpet in that order

Lionessoftheflesh · 2021-04-17T02:05:22+00:00

Simple get rid of the man child who gets so drunk he forgets whats a fucken bathroom is also WTF

Lionessoftheflesh · 2021-04-17T02:08:02+00:00

My mom told me a story about my lvm father when i was a kid they went out and had a night of drinking and my father got so drunk that when he came home he passed out on the floor and shit himself and when he woke up the next morning had the nerve to ask my mom why she didn't bring him to bed... Thays when she realized she was done with his bull shit litterly

XxShykatxX · 2021-04-17T05:20:28+00:00

This is co-dependancy at it's finest. Sadly so many people are sucked into relationships with substance abusers and don't realize how damaging it is to their health. I hope she finds the happiness she deserves soon and realize it's not with Mr.Piss

bitchyrussianbot · 2021-04-17T06:09:59+00:00

What’s up with the Russophobia though? Every country has puppy mills.

Title	Ofcourse she cleans this..
Author	mobydickhunter
Upvotes	531
Comments	81
Date	April 16, 2021 6:31 AM UTC (5 years ago)
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