Scrote Shit

AyemHerself · 2021-07-05T04:23:11+00:00

Wait until they find out women learned how to cook too. We aren't here to feed their lazy asses.

Runs_w_Knives · 2021-07-05T05:29:33+00:00

Cheffing is a male dominated industry. As a former female chef, it always astounded me that in the workplace men gave women shit for trying to do something that was clearly (their idea) something only men could excel at. Yet somehow at home, a kitchen and food on a plate can only managed by a woman?

C’mon, it’s food, not rocket science. Even my kids can make food when they’re hungry. Grown men have zero excuse.

heladosky · 2021-07-05T06:11:08+00:00

Literally my dad, he would starve himself before cooking. I remember one time my mom had a business trip and my dad was alone at home, my mom literally called me and begged me to make him food because he won’t even learn to use the microwave to heat noodles, my mom does everything for him, and he doesn’t order food because my mom also did that, the whole time he was just eating bread and some cold left overs in the fridge (he doesn’t warm the food, doesn’t want to learn to use the microwave)

Davina33 · 2021-07-05T06:51:55+00:00

I do not date men who don't cook. I'm a good cook myself and enjoy baking as well. However, I don't enjoy cooking savoury meals all that much, so I don't want to be cooking every day. I have chronic illness and now that I live alone, if I just want a cheese and onion sandwich for dinner, I can! Without someone whinging at me. It's 2021, not 1951 and cooking is a life skill everyone should learn.

pozzalovah · 2021-07-05T07:03:59+00:00

Something so random but for many years I disliked the idea of marriage because of the duties "expected" from a women like cooking, cleaning etc and I honestly hated the fact that I was just expected to do everything so I had always avoided the idea. After FDS and other level up communities, interestingly enough I am more open with the idea of marriage as I have higher standards now and i won't be accepting a life style that would be so inconvenient... It's like if I had to do this cleaning and cooking thing I'd rather serve myself alone than someone else thus being fine being "alone" (I like how ppl tend to forget that family and friends exist in this world) . I hope its makes sense tho.

heroic_nincompoop · 2021-07-05T04:44:21+00:00

Haha, I just watched Tara Mooney's video on heterofatalism that mentioned this tweet, so it was so funny seeing this right after the video ended. Absolutely ridiculous how guys think this way!

cherryloaf · 2021-07-05T03:37:22+00:00

I don't mind doing the bulk of cooking and household chores if that is an arrangement that makes sense (as in, I am not expected to pay 50/50 or work a full time job and my labor is genuinely valued by my partner), but I would rather die than date another man who doesn't know how to cook basic meals. It's not one of those things that exists in a vacuum. If they can't cook basic meals, they probably don't know how to do other basic things like laundry, cleaning the house, etc. And if they don't know how to do those things, they don't value them, so they will not value you doing those things either.

Ironsculpture · 2021-07-05T08:48:10+00:00

We don't care if they eat. I wonder if they'll ever understand that. We aren't their mothers.

SkiesEclipse · 2021-07-05T05:40:54+00:00

Cooking is a life skill. If you live off McDicks and ramen, you aren’t an adult. Imagine waiting for a woman to come along to save you from malnutrition.

BelleCervelle · 2021-07-05T04:29:37+00:00

When a man doesn’t know how to cook for himself, that is a GIANT red flag. What does he do? Eat out all the time? Order in? How does he manage his diet in his day to day life? Does he simply not care enough about himself to prioritize HIS health and HIS future by learning to do one of the most BASIC tenets of healthy habits?

This isn’t husband material, that’s not a High Value Man. Period.

detikripur · 2021-07-05T11:12:25+00:00

I don’t like cooking. My mother feed me for years. I am a very very spoiled woman. She was ironing my clothes. Washing and everything. I just had to go to work and give money which I gladly did.

Suddenly I had to leave home for work and live alone and guess what? Never starved. Started small and easy and I am eating healthy. My house also is clean. My clothes are washed and ironed. My bedsheets are changed once a week. My fridge is stoked. I did it all by myself and it takes just 1 day a week (in total) to take care of my place. Why a man can’t do all that?

Revy_Ur_Engines · 2021-07-05T10:57:17+00:00

But if you’re homely and cook for him, he’ll cheat with the woman who wears makeup 🤷‍♀️

NottodayScrote · 2021-07-05T14:41:31+00:00

My dad knows how to cook, sew, iron and wash clothes. But he stopped doing all that once he got married and he became annoyingly "useless". After his wife got sick he had to start cooking for them and even then decided to use his male bumbler skills. I argued with him for like 5 mins about preheating the oven once 🙄. After his wife passed I helped out cooking for him but he was to get off his ass and make his own plate. It was only recently that I learned he could sew. His excuse is that he doesn't have a sewing kit as if those arent easy to.find and super cheap

Waste-Win · 2021-07-05T12:28:27+00:00

This is a common trope on my workplace I would never...NEVER marry a man that doesn't know how to cook unless He is crazy rich and it's willing to order it everytime is his time to cook.

Antique_Fortune6974 · 2021-07-05T12:05:20+00:00

Oh they use their hands alright...for video games and jacking off to porn.

yggiwtmiih · 2021-07-05T16:01:15+00:00

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muiegarda1 · 2021-07-05T11:53:11+00:00

Pussy...I expect him to eat my pussy

slayeroftruth · 2021-07-05T16:12:17+00:00

Their is no excuse with all the countless recipe books and recipes online that give step by step instructions on how to cook. If men want to brag about men being top chefs then should be the ones to cook.

BlueSkiesOverLondon · 2021-07-05T16:48:00+00:00

I expect my man to eat the food he makes for us. My husband is a hobbyist chef, and makes breakfast and dinner for us probably 4-5 days/week. And it’s delicious 😇

millennialpink2000 · 2021-07-05T15:13:57+00:00

To me, cooking is a form of independence.

I can feed and take care of myself anywhere, I don't rely on restaurants. It's a really useful and practical skill that I benefit from every single day.

That's why it's laughable that men think they're so macho because they have a noisy truck, but can't feed themselves with their own two hands. You're a child

08__80 · 2021-07-05T07:16:24+00:00

I invite you to eat some WAP if you're hungry. (but not mine, someone else's.)

Watzoo · 2021-07-06T03:24:02+00:00

In my dating days, men only asked me to cook for them once.

It’s always more fun to watch him choke down burnt, over-salted chicken before you dump him for holding a wife-slave audition on your precious time. 🤣🤣🤣 can I cook? Of course, sugar! My Heartburn Ham is unforgettable. 😉

midwesternwinds · 2021-07-05T16:16:59+00:00

Hoping she was being satirical 😬

Title	Scrote Shit
Author	hurtstobehuman
Upvotes	3247
Comments	88
Date	July 5, 2021 12:00 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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