This is too funny 🙄

ASeaOfQuotes · 2021-12-01T16:40:16+00:00

Bang maid propaganda. “He will not pay attention to you or your needs. He’s exhausted so if he snaps at you it’s because he’s tired, it’s normal to be abused by your partner if they are dealing with issues. He’s going to tell you he works too hard at his job to help around the house but don’t expect him to hire a maid or nanny to help you, your women’s work is not comparable. He’s not going to bother with a skin care routine, or even sun block, and forget him working out. He’s a successful man! 😤”

herbivorouscarnivore · 2021-12-01T16:39:07+00:00

“mostly be tired and he’ll only need to take a bath and sleep”

And borrow a woman’s body for 2.5 minutes while he gets his rocks off - if he hasn’t already done so with the sidechicks he miraculously has time for.

I know some hardworking rich (because working hard doesn’t mean making a lot of money) men with a lot of commitments, but they also manage to be partners. Maybe they’re not going clubbing every night or all the places to be seen, but they’re being romantic and helping to care for the home and family during their time off. Even when they’re tired.

LonchuraStriata · 2021-12-01T17:55:57+00:00

What they don't tell you is how fucking lazy a lot of those "hard working men" truly are.

What, you have the privilege to come home, take a hot bath and go to sleep after work? Go thank your wife for being able to.

When single me comes home from a shift that is just as long and hard as yours I still need to do my grocery shopping, cook my own dinner and clean up afterwards, run a load of laundry so I have clean clothes for the rest of the week, do other chores, run errands and schedule appointments etc. etc. etc. and I don't even have kids to take care of.

I'd love to come home to dinner already cooked, leave the mess for someone else to clean up and relax in the bathtub instead and then drag my tired ass to bed and demand some oral for "working so hard all day". Sounds dreamy to have so little to do after work.

discoveringliberty · 2021-12-01T16:12:21+00:00

Nah, we'll leave these "hard-working" men to their work, thanks though lol. If he can't balance working (like most other adults do) with having a relationship then he shouldn't be in one.

miwamus · 2021-12-01T17:40:36+00:00

He should listen to that episode on NPR about time management.

The people that are IN FACT the busiest are the people that find themselves having the most time for the things they want to do.

This guy, on the other hand, has poor time management skills and is a perfect example of IF HE WANTED TO HE WOULD.

Mcccy · 2021-12-01T18:31:20+00:00

I've said this before and I'll say it again

I absolutely LOVE it when men act like you just can't MOVE after your job. Like you did a 9-5 and you just don't have time to breathe.

I grew up in a village where I would be on the fields/building/sowing the entire freaking day and afterwards I would still chill with my friends and study like all other women my age did.

if you're a grown ass adult and you can't balance your daily life with work, you might want to reconsider dating

arnezuara · 2021-12-01T16:20:30+00:00

If these men truly have so little free time, they should not be dating, period. As a woman, you’re better off single and focused on your career, financial security, and support network than with a man.

It’s not selfish to put yourself first.

misandryisnotreal · 2021-12-01T17:30:47+00:00

Thank goodness that more and more young people look at things like this and INSTANTLY see the bullshit from a mile away.

inventivesquid · 2021-12-01T15:54:03+00:00

Where is the “stick by the women you force to overwork” propaganda for men when they don’t lift a single finger around the house?

grmpygills · 2021-12-01T19:26:16+00:00

I replaced all the male pronouns with female pronouns while I read this. Now it makes sense.

aquietsword · 2021-12-01T19:29:34+00:00

Lol, men just being men gives me random shit to be proud of that I wouldn't even have thought twice of before. I love that I'm successful without being useless in every other way. I love that this is a no brainer for women.

jayda92 · 2021-12-01T20:21:07+00:00

This is such utter bullshit...

My bf is a hard working man owning 5 businesses, with a day job as a partner with a big law firm. He still finds time in his busy schedule to help me with my job as a teacher.

The more money/work/time they have, the more they have to prove themselves.

millennialpink2000 · 2021-12-01T21:00:52+00:00

As usual, beat down basic expectations that are normal for relationships. Men really think holding down a job is the toughest thing on the planet while women work 4+ jobs everyday

saint-jezebel · 2021-12-01T20:36:54+00:00

If he wanted too, he would.

Also, that grammar is atrocious.

DuchessDurag · 2021-12-01T22:42:31+00:00

This sounds like an unhealthy work ethic and expecting a woman to accept the bare minimum from a man. Funny enough a man would never allow a woman who’s working hard to do the same to him. Only when it suits a man he will give his woman time, that’s not how relationships work. Just stay single.

Men like this are selfish but manage to have time to sex up a co-worker while your at home waiting on him.

backforbeskar · 2021-12-01T17:00:26+00:00

part of the success code is dumping the starter wife and finding a younger model. she didn’t mention that part.

dollymyfolly · 2021-12-01T20:55:55+00:00

My husband is the hardest working man I know and he always puts me first. These aren’t mutually exclusive things.

Biracial_tooth_fairy · 2021-12-01T17:06:54+00:00

Poor hardworking mens... working "overtime" to chase tail that doesn't belong to his gf/wife :(

Emma_Lemma_108 · 2021-12-01T22:55:10+00:00

Taking “he will SUCCESS” as my own motivational phrase. No, sir, I will SUCCESS.

Noemie_Mathilde · 2021-12-02T02:48:50+00:00

Sounds like it was written by a man.

I do know some HV hard working men, and they ALWAYS find the time to make life wonderful for the women in their life.

Equal-Ear2312 · 2021-12-01T17:38:03+00:00

the success code does not mean working yourself into the grave. there's a difference between working smart and being a fucking workaholic who forgets about healthy eating, healthy habits and mental health.

these people nauseate me. I would understand working hard and more hours if it's your startup or you're chasing deadlines on a big project but people who work more hours at the expense of their health and private life don't actually work smarter.

so yes, I will shame these people who put work ahead of everything and portray themselves as these martyrs no, you're not hardworking, you're fucking stupid!

lolmemberberries · 2021-12-02T01:10:36+00:00

Failing to acknowledge that women (more often than not) work outside the home, then come home and work some more.

That being said, my dad was an actual hard working man. He worked 6-7 days a week building his career from nothing when I was a little girl, but still had time for his wife and daughters because that's what he wanted.

lostmillenia · 2021-12-02T05:04:42+00:00

"ThE sUcCeSs CoDe" 🤡 👶

Buttercup5555 · 2021-12-02T05:49:57+00:00

If broski is so wiped after work that he needs a personal slave he might wanna check his thyroid levels. Since it's probably normal it's just his brain that is fucked, my best guess a personality disorder with extreme entitlement feature

warinmymind94 · 2021-12-02T07:23:16+00:00

Every self proclaimed "hard working man" was a huge lvm who used "I work" as an excuse to not take out the trash, never help with dinner, never run errands, never put his dirty clothes the the hamper etc

Go ahead and be a pickme who mentions to him once or twice to wash his rotting dish or do his sticky laundry... and you'll be an evil, crazy, nag. "Babe the hamper is right there. Stop putting your underwear with poop smears next to the hamper," you'll cry out out of frustration at him! And he'll retort, "I WORK!"

SayNad · 2021-12-01T17:54:25+00:00

Unless he works in japan where overworking is a culture or work in a company where the is a hugeee workload but they skimp on work labors (like animation industry) - those "busy overtime" is he busy chasing after other women, going out with his buddies and meet other women, or watch porn.

If the upbringing of modern men involves them lazing around, playing games all day, partying with the frat boys, and having their mommy serve them hands and feet - do you really believe those same boys will grow up to be hardworking men with strong work ethics?

Not a f**king chance. Between countless smoke breaks, poop breaks, coffee breaks, talking with my buddies to de-stress breaks and whatever the hell else breaks - they have a way to avoid working even on the clock.

Men are f**king lazy, don't believe them.

MadamePotpourri · 2021-12-01T17:42:54+00:00

Someone needs to tell this person that the standard work week is 40 hours. If you have a good paying job, 40 hours is usually all that's needed. I am an engineer, I get paid very well and I only work 40 hours. That leaves me plenty of time for other activities outside of work.

But of course men like to pretend that everything they do is so manly and difficult and he's so tired all the time mommy come change my diaper!! 😭

BrightIdeaGenerator · 2021-12-02T00:40:58+00:00

But he finds enough time to cheat and drink with the boys

JadeBaby2211 · 2021-12-02T02:15:40+00:00

"And he will always carve out time with his bros no matter how busy he gets"

daisy_0720 · 2021-12-02T06:04:51+00:00

They really act like having a job is the most difficult hardship any man has ever had to endure. This is like, peak male privilege.

Like... they know we work too, right? And then we get home, do grocery shopping, cook, clean the house, do laundry, admin (appointments, bills), refill the car with gas, walk the dog, take care of kids/study before we can even THINK about taking a shower or crawling into bed.

And we still make the time to be loving, supportive partners to ungrateful scrotes.

Fuck off.

AloofNerd · 2021-12-02T15:14:05+00:00

How about I'm successful on my own and don't waste my time being someone's backburner mommy? I swear, it's like these men just want to coddle themselves to affirm their poor performance as a partner. This isn't a successful man, it's a selfish man who is only thinking about himself.

Nope.

OrangeCatsAreNice · 2021-12-02T12:54:54+00:00

This is because he has another family or another girlfriend. If a man loves you, you will have no doubts about it.

ItsFreezen · 2021-12-02T13:25:01+00:00

I've got some shocking news. This Scrote is "hardly working". These guys think doing one thing is "hard work". Scrotes don't work hard.

thewetdog_ · 2021-12-06T13:36:46+00:00

If his success is with or without me why would I stick around and support him? So he can take the bag and run? No. Thanks.

Title	This is too funny 🙄
Author	Bleep_bloop5678
Upvotes	256
Comments	68
Date	December 1, 2021 3:22 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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