Ugh, expect?

sassyheather · 2021-08-05T21:36:54+00:00

Still better than your “cum sock”, Jared

08__80 · 2021-08-05T21:41:55+00:00

Imagine whining on the internet because she'd rather have sex with the pointy end of her hairbrush than with you?

peculiarbuttonz · 2021-08-05T21:51:34+00:00

Yet they forget the video where a guy shoved a glass jar up the butt and it broke... INSIDE OF HIM MIGHT I ADD!! And this moron kept recording the video while he had to dig out the shards.

So yes oh mighty Scrotes, we really do fuck eVeRyThiNg

Edit: Typo

shinyjewels · 2021-08-05T21:36:00+00:00

Honestly. I don't get the point this dude is trying to make. If women masturbate with phallic objects, doesn't that just mean penises are more easily objectified and thus men are sex objects? I am confusion.

BashRunes · 2021-08-05T21:47:33+00:00

And men will stick their dicks in Hot Pockets, what's his point?

ComprehensiveAmoeba9 · 2021-08-05T21:54:43+00:00

I have never heard of a woman using a beer bottle. But it would probably bring her more pleasure than this guy ever would

Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2021-08-05T21:53:37+00:00

Oh yes, every day for twenty years I've masturbated with a beer bottle, Jared. You know women so well!

whiskey_and_oreos · 2021-08-05T21:38:56+00:00

I'm confused. Did he think he had something deep and philosophical to say and instead ended up showing just how porn-sick and uninformed about female sexuality he is?

ItsFreezen · 2021-08-05T21:47:59+00:00

Male Logic is No Logic.

andwhenwillitbegin · 2021-08-05T21:38:54+00:00

Not only are men getting more depraved, they are also getting dumber.

psychsense · 2021-08-05T22:32:28+00:00

Whatever point he’s trying to make, I’d rather have sex with my hairbrush than him :)

Reception_Queasy · 2021-08-05T23:22:35+00:00

Cucumbers, hairbrushes and everything else is still better than a Scrote being abusive to a young girl and conning/manipulating her into having sex with him. I don't get the point of his post.

Women discovering what pleasures them and not is none of his business. Maybe he's just salty that he can't compete with these inanimate objects women use

sluggish_prune · 2021-08-06T00:07:56+00:00

First of all “during puberty” this isn’t a woman it’s a girl … vile 🤮

Secondly, what’s his point ?

pickmieshaexorcist · 2021-08-05T21:29:16+00:00

This assurance sleazy dudes have that most women are constantly and forever inserting foreign objects into our vaginas is informed from porn and ignorance. I’ve seen so many guys that say shit like this and are 100% convinced, Dunning-Kruger style, that they know everything about female sexuality. They are also usually convinced that lesbians are obsessed with dildos to the exclusion of all other sex acts, and say dumbfuck things like “you use strap-ons, so why can’t you fuck a guy?!”

waddamelone · 2021-08-05T22:37:09+00:00

What? What is this scrote even trying to say?

Big-Respond8481 · 2021-08-05T22:49:10+00:00

So he confused women with a hair brush?????

Also his first mistake is to "expect" sex from anyone.

People feel like a sex object when they are objectified, not when using objects. Seems like this guy doesn't know that much about how objectification works.

med10crity · 2021-08-05T22:06:24+00:00

This guy clearly doesn't know what he's talking about, but in a way he's right.

As someone who uses a lifeless object whenever I feel like it, only to climax and then set aside where I don't have to look at it again, I definitely don't want to be treated like that by a man!!!!!

vforvendetta87 · 2021-08-05T22:15:27+00:00

I’ve never used any of those objects…

In all seriousness, it’s pretty damn sad that the majority of men think we need something stuck up us to orgasm. Is that from porn? All of my orgasms come from clitoral stimulation.

eru378 · 2021-08-06T01:21:31+00:00

Comment straight from a pornsick mind. According to this guy's porn-induced worldview every woman is really a manic horny slut from a young age, engaging in all sorts of wild, deviant sexual behaviour even if they seem "prudish" or "innocent", and gatekeeping their sexuality from the masses of men who "deserve" access to it simply by existing. They tell on themselves loud and clear with these sorts of comments and fantasies about women, especially young women/girls, masturbating and/or engaging in sexual behaviour that is done privately and isn't freely shared with the world. This is the kind of damage that porn does on a societal level - turns the world into one big sexed-up fantasy arena in men's minds. Men see some shit in porn and extrapolate it out into the world and now every woman they see is a part of their revolting worldview.

modernmedusaa · 2021-08-06T02:36:32+00:00

Scrotes literally think we’re a live masturbation tool

🤢🤢🤢🤢

Also women do not masturbate with any of these things, what on earth is he talking about

Optimal_Grapefruit_5 · 2021-08-06T04:00:37+00:00

I swear some guys type like they're bots stringing together randomly generated sentences.

Pickled_Tink_Tea · 2021-08-06T00:07:00+00:00

Weird that he focuses on puberty, literal children, inserting objects in their vaginas first.

Like, is he saying that these children should be sexually available to him and other men like him??

Novemberinthechair · 2021-08-06T01:53:05+00:00

That didn't make sense.

ferociouslycurious · 2021-08-05T23:07:02+00:00

Duh, the penis is 😂

Muffcakelord · 2021-08-06T06:21:19+00:00

Women: carefully explains how sexual objectification hurts them and that it's wrong

Men: so what you're saying is i won't get my dick wet because you fucked a cucumber once during puberty?

just-peepin-at-u · 2021-08-06T13:43:35+00:00

WTF you freak, you watched too much porn.

Does this dude actually think women are going around with cucumbers and hairbrushes as sex aids in real life, as a constant real thing, and not his fucked up porn viewing?

EsotericKnowledge · 2021-08-06T14:40:59+00:00

What always gets me is how hard they project their understanding of sexuality onto us. There are a number of us that cannot have orgasms from penetration and a few of us who don't even really care for it that much. Leave it to guys to assume that simulating PiV is the be-all, end-all for us. This is the fucking problem, Kyle. A huge number of us are sick to fucking death of sex that ignores our primary sex organ and roll our eyes SO HARD when you make even our masturbation about you.

Pornruinedsociety · 2021-08-06T07:12:32+00:00

Ah yes we've all been there haven't we ladies, it was marrows for me though.

Scotsburd · 2021-08-06T07:46:47+00:00

Objecting to sex with you, scrote, does not make me a sex object.

entpgirl415 · 2021-08-06T15:12:11+00:00

It’s so funny(sad) that men learn everything about women from porn. I remember when I was 12 in middle school I was telling some people I had a huge crush on this celebrity and this one boy goes I bet you finger yourself to him and I was a little horrified that he said that. First of all I didn’t even know what fingering was lmao and second my mind NEVER went to fucking until I was like 15. Just showed how depraved they are from a young age 🤢

blackmetalbetty · 2021-08-06T15:43:39+00:00

No bro, they say that because the PIV you want will most likely only serve you and, gaining nothing from it themselves, the women will ultimately be used as masturbatory tools in one sided sex. All the objects you just listed are not connected to a human being whose time you're wasting. Disdain for the 'sex object' derogation also stems from having society reduce you to nothing but your appearance as you try to break into high powered positions or speak on important topics.

Title	Ugh, expect?
Author	Previous-Focus-2013
Upvotes	212
Comments	73
Date	August 5, 2021 9:13 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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