Gentlemen, line up for this absolute Queen

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2022-02-07T16:04:17+00:00

I just hate it when they don't use any punctuation and it's impossible to tell when one sentence ends and another begins and everything just runs together and makes no sense oh and she confused "Pacific" for "specific" what a dunce

Wumplin · 2022-02-07T16:08:26+00:00

Fighter eh... So she's a soldier, a cop, or a boxer? Fighting what exactly?

InevitableOwl1 · 2022-02-07T16:09:50+00:00

I’m not going to say pacific (sic?)” - goes on to say specifically what she doesn’t want. Right

“Real woman” is usually code for “fat” from what I have seen who offers nothing (or at least doesn’t mentioned what she offers, only what she is definitely not offering). Fighter presumably also being argumentative and uncooperative

Strongly suggests she won’t be sleeping with you until marriage. She’s obviously messed up the order on that at least once

So without wishing to race bait it seems like we have a fat, black single mother with a toxic attitude who will not be with someone of her own race

This further reduces her chances as odds are it will be apparent to the whole world that there is no way the guy is the father of her kids

What a deal 🙄

Consistent_Builder89 · 2022-02-07T16:06:20+00:00

I’m a woman and honestly this is pathetic. Smh.

Ornery_Following4884 · 2022-02-07T16:44:26+00:00

Why when ever I see "I am a queen" do I picture a fat woman...

hornetsfalcons12 · 2022-02-07T16:25:10+00:00

I once dated a chick that sounds like this. Terrible idea. I’d have to tell her to use punctuation when she texted me, and she would tell me that she’s too lazy. Like, our brains are not wired to decipher this much word vomit. Grammar exists to help standardize language and make it decipherable; if you’re fluent in English, you shouldn’t need to spend any brain power at least understanding the words that have been said.

Also could not care less about how educated a woman is, but there’s a limit in general cognitive ability that I could tolerate. This chick crashes right through that floor. She strikes me as the type of woman who would end up in an MLM scam and trying to sell crap products online (or constantly annoy “friends” to join her at a “new business opportunity” presentation)

rockstar2022 · 2022-02-07T16:43:13+00:00

I'm so glad that I went my own way. I don't date and will never marry. I don't simp and I don't believe in being a beta buck.

MastermindX · 2022-02-07T17:05:07+00:00

stop thinking with your dick you pervert

From the "Queen" who produced two bastard children because she was thinking with her vagina.

justaguyinbrooklyn · 2022-02-07T16:33:14+00:00

As a "blac" man, I am more than relieved. And, of course, the irony that this queen wants a college educated man, can't make this shit up. Love it.

TheUnspecialist · 2022-02-07T19:13:50+00:00

On behalf of the "blac" delegation. We are pleased that this dumpster fire doesn't like our membership. She can take that radioactivity elsewhere.

denvercaniac · 2022-02-07T16:29:24+00:00

rant me words blah words narcissistic opera singer blah words I need tp for my bunghole I am the Great Cornholio words "I am real women" so, what, you have multiple personalities?

Also, "not thinking about sex" you want, what, a college-educated eunuch?

EmceeHammer1 · 2022-02-07T17:40:38+00:00

She literally wants a man that is everything she is not. I get that it's hypergamy but the guy she is aiming for is so far out of her league it's mind-boggling.

HaveaTomCollins · 2022-02-07T16:12:05+00:00

Pacific? Lol

ronoda12 · 2022-02-07T16:16:09+00:00

Stopped reading past real man

3v1ltw3rkw1nd · 2022-02-07T16:59:46+00:00

She's fucking way out of my league, I'm going to have to defer to one of you guys

droden · 2022-02-07T17:41:24+00:00

on behalf of white guys, black guys you got this!

divorcedbp · 2022-02-07T17:34:49+00:00

Oh boy, a single mom who wants a sexless relationship and she can’t spell! Where do I sign?

Gundamsafety · 2022-02-07T18:12:03+00:00

Do everything for ME! take care of me and my f**k trophies, but you get nothing. NO SEX I have already done that and I don't want that (with you) anymore.

StinkingDischarge · 2022-02-07T20:09:54+00:00

Capitalization and punctuation matters folks. "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse" and "I helped my uncle jack off a horse" mean different things.

Jbr74 · 2022-02-07T16:48:17+00:00

At first, I thought she wanted a man from Samoa or Fiji.

Malgurath · 2022-02-07T16:58:23+00:00

I'm a fighter and a dancer and a singer and I am real women

I'm a bitch!

LCOSPARELT1 · 2022-02-07T17:08:20+00:00

Instead of looking for a husband, she ought to be looking for a comma, semicolon, or period. Any form of punctuation, really. Learn how to write a coherent sentence or two. Then find a man to ruin his life.

digitalEarthling · 2022-02-07T16:40:51+00:00

This is the best bargain in the bin

FormerBTfan · 2022-02-07T17:16:32+00:00

Naw she is unknowingly projecting

She is a s big as the Pacific probably.

LandscapeClear1630 · 2022-02-07T17:18:00+00:00

lol she racist

Vigeto619 · 2022-02-07T17:44:01+00:00

The second i stop thinking with my dick you look like a huge problem.

MIL2017sti · 2022-02-07T18:13:18+00:00

Is she big ? She's big haha

AurelianWay · 2022-02-07T17:50:43+00:00

LOL "pacific". If her brain was made of dynamite she wouldn't have enough to blow her hat off.

YouCouldBeBetter · 2022-02-07T18:21:41+00:00

I want, I want, I want. They make it sound like they're a 3D printing Male facility, where do you pay for your dream man to be 3D printed and shipped back home lmao. The objectification is on another level.

WINDEX_DRINKER · 2022-02-07T18:48:14+00:00

I want a college educated man

I'm not gonna say pacific but my type is not blac

Wanna bet what color her kids are?

emerald_engineer_08 · 2022-02-07T20:28:03+00:00

The lack of punctuation…is a nope right off the bat

Aldabruzzo · 2022-02-07T20:56:11+00:00

I'm 30 I'm a babymama I want a real sucker with money to marry me and I have 2 children I expect him to support and pay for and I am an arrogant bitch I'm just looking for a betabux that's going to do what I say. I'm a bitch and a cunt and entitled and I am real insufferable I'm totally into hookups just not with you you asshole. Also I want a working employed man that's not expecting sex I want him to be thinking about being my slave I like different culture men like from Atlantic but I'm totally not raycisssss yo

Crushed_95 · 2022-02-08T00:01:15+00:00

We at the Blac Man Delegation approve this post! Please........take her!

MRMRising · 2022-02-08T13:49:26+00:00

Now I have a headache from reading that.

meissnerhotchkiss · 2022-02-07T17:03:11+00:00

Well on her way to the frozen dinner and cat food aisles

Big_Duke_Six · 2022-02-07T17:23:48+00:00

I am mentally out of breath from reading that without the needed punctuation...

Lando_620 · 2022-02-07T17:27:53+00:00

Wants to be treated like a queen but speaks like a child raised by wolves. You better have a college degree though, she needs a real man after all.

GundamZero83 · 2022-02-07T17:29:26+00:00

Wants to be a queen without a king, wants an educated/traveled man without being educated or cultured. Will not provide intimacy, while requiring 100% of his loyalty/devotion, 🙄 I fear for my sons.

skeletonshorror · 2022-02-07T19:05:32+00:00

She’s the Queen of many things: 1) run on sentences 2) hoeing 3) demands she doesn’t meet herself 4) getting pregnant by men who don’t hang around 5) bad grammar 😂

Wide-Illustrator2906 · 2022-02-07T19:27:08+00:00

😂All my non black brothers, she's all yours!

TheCouchIsOnFyre · 2022-02-07T19:30:03+00:00

The grammar on that one lol.

Incidel_Castro · 2022-02-07T19:45:47+00:00

She seems like a lovely women

ccashdan · 2022-02-07T19:51:31+00:00

Oh ok.. so she wants the rock with a bachelors degree and neutered.. makes sense

SirLoose12 · 2022-02-07T19:55:13+00:00

College educated so he can proof read my texts...

wtbrift · 2022-02-07T20:42:11+00:00

Here description is very pacific.

km_44 · 2022-02-07T20:56:01+00:00

Well, I'm not pacific, NOR am I Atlantic, but DAMN, I want to marry this woman ! She pushes all the right buttons, and shit !

Mark_Freed · 2022-02-07T21:20:12+00:00

These are the kind of humans passing on their genes people. Remember idiocracy.

maseboogie · 2022-02-07T21:48:51+00:00

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jwpgvl · 2022-02-07T22:39:50+00:00

I can guarantee you she's no super model. The only thing that's missing from this is...."must like thick girls", and everyone knows, thick is code for morbidly obese.

piggybacktrout · 2022-02-08T01:32:53+00:00

It's funny she wants a college-educated man and she's barely high school educated and can't even tell the difference between woman and women.

Gaiinahat · 2022-02-08T03:53:07+00:00

I'm willing to bet her kids are blac.

farendsofcontrast · 2022-02-08T04:24:13+00:00

Type is not black because kids probably are

Stahlboden · 2022-02-08T05:05:28+00:00

The least unattractive FDS subscriber

PaulMurrayCbr · 2022-02-08T12:00:06+00:00

And there it is, gentlemen: husbands are not for having sex with. They serve a quite different purpose, and a gal oughtn't be expected to cross the streams.

NakedlyStripped · 2022-02-08T13:03:54+00:00

Types "Pacific" but REQUIRES a college educated man. Lmfao

NoonTimeHoopsMVP · 2022-02-08T15:16:55+00:00

She wants a servant.

2022-02-08T18:06:36+00:00

I was super into her and about to message this queen to solve all her problems... But then I saw her type was "not blac", which devistated me.

As a blac man, I need a real women with two kids in my life.

CarpAndTunnel · 2022-02-07T16:44:31+00:00

When you enter a retirement home is when your life begins & you can find your forever person to grow old together

manfrom-nantucket · 2022-02-07T18:27:05+00:00

I'm not gonna say pacific....

What do you have against the Pacific?

incarnate1 · 2022-02-07T18:38:37+00:00

Do some women just think apps are magical genie lamps that grant all their wishes?

Trowawayz23 · 2022-02-07T20:23:43+00:00

I’d be pretty surprised if the person that wrote this had even one marketable skill.

knucklz74 · 2022-02-07T22:28:17+00:00

Well her dating type sounds like she wants a gay man, no sex no problem , and copious amounts conversation. It's not a hard pick she should be able to cover these tracks pretty quickly

RedLeg21 · 2022-02-08T00:08:47+00:00

Is she looking for the Atlantic or Pacific?

Balefirez · 2022-02-08T00:52:12+00:00

She only wants a boy and a girl. I guess she’s going to toss them out the window until she gets one of each?

maruadventurer · 2022-02-08T01:20:09+00:00

Another Gallo wine investor in the making.

Necrolet · 2022-02-08T02:36:12+00:00

Forcing the poor dude to buy the cow when others got the milk for free.

DankCommander7 · 2022-02-08T03:36:59+00:00

Too bad she doesnt like hookups bc thats all id want from her

E-roticWarrior · 2022-02-08T04:29:43+00:00

I just realized why women always say men are trash. Because women are the dumpster.

ssebastian364 · 2022-02-08T08:17:03+00:00

Basically stripper looking for a sugar daddy no 3

CriticalEscapeBike · 2022-02-08T11:20:57+00:00

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Material-Cranberry23 · 2022-02-08T11:50:00+00:00

Not black! No racism here. Wow!

ngfabj · 2022-02-08T13:25:19+00:00

I’m not gonna say pathetic but my type isn’t blah.

sugarfoot_mghee · 2022-02-08T14:33:20+00:00

I want, I want, I want, and...and...and

waveformcollapse · 2022-02-08T23:34:09+00:00

30? she acts like a 7 year old.

oxyoxyboi · 2022-02-11T07:25:22+00:00

Stripper fo sure or cabaret dancer 💃 or lounge singer 🎤 💦

ShaneRMTanner · 2022-02-11T22:43:18+00:00

No comment

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2022-02-08T18:07:11+00:00

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lemko1968 · 2022-02-16T14:22:30+00:00

Fighting obesity and drug and alcohol addiction and failing miserably.

INTERNETCHECKS · 2022-02-21T06:36:25+00:00

She wants a real man, lol I never knew they had fake ones

JaymGtow · 2022-02-21T23:01:46+00:00

She needs to back all the way up. 2 kids and you want a husband?… HELL NO. She probably hasn’t even gone to college.

loneliness-inc · 2022-02-07T21:51:03+00:00

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tilla18 · 2022-04-26T03:25:57+00:00

I thought she was low key asking for a Samoan.

Gentlemen, line up for this absolute Queen

Comments

Punctuation is misogyny!!!

Sentence structure is a tool of the patriarchy!!!

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