Is anyone using machine learning to identify fat chicks?

MK2718 · 2021-12-10T14:02:34+00:00

I find it more efficient to use the old school neural net located inside my head to decide who to start conversations with in real life.

StealthyRobot · 2021-12-10T12:14:43+00:00

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random_af_guy · 2021-12-10T14:42:36+00:00

Yes. Yes. This might actually work. Then write an Alexa bot to text the women for you. Name him Chad. Use data scanned from twitter conversations to automatically generate witty responses.

This is perfect. All you need to do is sit back and wait for them to start pouring in.

You are a wizard bro. Enjoy a life of endless women.

Anti-propaganda · 2021-12-10T14:36:17+00:00

This is the funniest shit I've ever read

Genetic_Prisoner · 2021-12-10T13:27:22+00:00

I now have my software engineering thesis. Wish me luck getting this approved.

VascularOlive · 2021-12-10T11:31:09+00:00

this is hilarious

lookup2 · 2021-12-10T22:30:25+00:00

Dude, you should get out more.

ventriloquistdumbass · 2021-12-11T00:18:59+00:00

Saaaaaame I need something to help me identify incel men with bad posture from sitting in front of their computer all day..

cyrusol · 2021-12-10T14:07:27+00:00

you should pretty much swipe every girl right

The Tinder algorithm is pretty much: the more you swipe left the higher on the top you are and vice versa.

ApatheticHeretic_101 · 2021-12-10T15:44:35+00:00

These apps have turned matching with people into a video game. No wonder people are so miserable and disconnected.

Why worry about successful relationships when you can press a button and more options pop up?

Now, people are lonely and alone and wondering why? Now, you know. People are not widgets or toys. If you want to find the right partner, stop treating it like a game and take your time to meet people IRL.

Cheers.

Canadian-Seductioner · 2021-12-10T12:28:17+00:00

Assuming this isn't a shitpost, you can actually teach yourself to recognize fat chicks on dating apps through trial and error + utilizing IG to your advantage.

If a girl's photos are all group photos, I always swipe left so that's never an issue. If they're all filters, it's also a no from me dawg. And if they're all cleavage-up selfies, we got a fatty on our hands boys.

Either way, best way to be certain is to get their IG and check out their photos there as well since they usually have a lot more normal photos to look at.

untitledeva · 2021-12-11T01:18:05+00:00

i think you’re a sociopath

VividSoundz · 2021-12-10T19:19:57+00:00

Is this for real?

wallynext · 2021-12-10T12:07:17+00:00

Online dating is already bad enough, you don't need to get it to full blown distopian...

omnipizerg · 2021-12-10T13:32:40+00:00

Set up an autoswiper and go touch grass. Problem solved

syzamix · 2021-12-10T18:02:45+00:00

I know this is a joke but swiping right recklessly will tank your tinder score and your profile will not be shown to other women. So... Terrible idea.

kathruins · 2021-12-10T15:04:08+00:00

the desperation is palpable.

DiligentPride2 · 2021-12-10T21:08:59+00:00

Isn’t this basically what dating in person is? Like you would use your own eyeballs to identify a fat girl, realise she’s not for you, and move on. Maybe you should just skip OLD?

MidnightDreams22 · 2021-12-11T02:47:33+00:00

Wait did he just say he wants to filter out fat chicks and single moms?

taisha2640 · 2021-12-10T13:20:42+00:00

Extremely based post

Reddevil313 · 2021-12-10T17:56:41+00:00

I wonder if there's any AI to avoid you.

BernieThree · 2021-12-10T18:43:25+00:00

I’ll take the fat chicks. You don’t know what you’re missing, dawg.

beyond98 · 2021-12-10T16:18:29+00:00

I have to say one thing as a M.Sc. in Computer Science student: All models are wrong

Lord_Augastus · 2021-12-10T20:15:19+00:00

Tinder has dead, fake, deactivated accounts. You want a bot to swipe bots? We have come a full circle!

Affectionate_Quiet12 · 2021-12-11T01:19:40+00:00

Wow, what a lovely post! Us “fatties” need love to 😑

Casanova-Quinn · 2021-12-10T14:35:33+00:00

This seems like overkill lol. It's not that hard to identify fat girls. My rule is simple, if she has no full body pictures (wearing form-fitting clothes) than I swipe left.

politits · 2021-12-10T14:01:19+00:00

Everything about this is awful.

rappingwhiteguys · 2021-12-10T22:26:42+00:00

This is why people hate this community. You better not have an ounce of fat on you if you’re posting this.

Cyberfaust11 · 2021-12-10T15:58:30+00:00

This post and the ensuing comments has absolutely sent me into orbit

mealpatrickharris · 2021-12-10T19:24:26+00:00

dating irl is easy if you actually put in the right work & be a fucking man and figure it out yourself. online dating is cancer. social media is cancer. you’re all fucked until you learn these things.

yemi_op · 2021-12-10T22:06:13+00:00

Perfect. A desperate virgin dehumanizing certain types of women. Fat chicks and single mothers? They don’t even want your dumb ass. Stupid!

Bigfknpogger · 2021-12-10T19:27:40+00:00

I only swipe right on fat chicks fym brah

Kii-wii · 2021-12-10T22:57:20+00:00

I bet those "fat chicks" won't even look at you.

BON3SMcCOY · 2021-12-10T20:42:21+00:00

This sub is so gross

boy_named_su · 2021-12-10T20:28:26+00:00

"They used machine learning to filter out fat chicks.

I used machine learning to find them"

ocax8me · 2021-12-10T21:28:37+00:00

this is embarrassing

kumori_77 · 2021-12-10T21:59:56+00:00

I doubt your a looker

basedjr- · 2021-12-10T17:52:56+00:00

It’s tinder bro, just have fun

spencerAF · 2021-12-10T18:15:09+00:00

jfc the upvotes on thsi after reading the first sentence are the reason people on here can't find a partner 100%

vegieta · 2021-12-10T19:41:26+00:00

What’s the algorithm for avoiding misogynistic assholes?

Dingo0160 · 2021-12-10T16:31:10+00:00

Haha I can’t believe I just read using tech to avoid fat chicks. What if she’s attractive and has potential to lose the weight? Is that not opportunity lost? Lol

Ultralight16 · 2021-12-10T21:08:19+00:00

Thats it. This marks the end of internet for today.

burninggarlicbread · 2021-12-10T22:57:30+00:00

Have you tried reading their profile?

ForTheLoveofGeese · 2021-12-10T16:55:49+00:00

Hope you know that these apps are programmed to work against you if you’re mindlessly swiping. RIP to your ELO..

congowarrior · 2021-12-10T14:16:33+00:00

this guy fucks

CenaSmackDown · 2021-12-10T22:16:31+00:00

Very funny. You could probably use a fat chick in your life

reveillemoname · 2021-12-11T02:54:52+00:00

Please make this so that none of these poor women ever have to have an interaction with you

iluvreddit · 2021-12-10T16:31:05+00:00

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bunny-lynn · 2021-12-10T15:07:23+00:00

what the fuck hahahah

Evol_Etah · 2021-12-10T22:20:08+00:00

Idc it's not like anyone swipes on me anyways

Gnostromo · 2021-12-11T00:29:36+00:00

I swipe left on 99%. Only right for the ones that are attractive plus things in common.

I can't be bothered with the rest

fall0ut · 2021-12-11T00:48:46+00:00

Back in 2010 I used Foursquare check-in data to chart the guy girl ratio at all the bars and nightclubs in my city. I used the data to plan my nights.

bitcoinsupmyass · 2021-12-11T07:54:47+00:00

This could absolutely be possible, with enough processing power and a big enough data set. This is under the assumption that she has photos of her not in a group. For instance, a second photo has her body hidden but face showing, the AI would go back to the group photo, locate the face, then make the decision.

Rocksanova · 2021-12-11T02:21:57+00:00

This whole thread is crazy like y’all really having a discussion about Grown women’s physical appearance on a damn dating app… how about just talk to people in real life

WheelIntelligent1354 · 2021-12-10T13:52:49+00:00

Bruh just unmatch them afterwards.

RobertChardonnay · 2021-12-10T14:14:51+00:00

Cool anti-fat bias, bro.

IntelligenceLtd · 2021-12-10T14:24:46+00:00

this might be the most aspbergers paragraph ive ever read in my life I hope its real, bro ive theyve got there first pic a headshot theyve got a barrell for a body simple as.

YoungMoneyTwerk · 2021-12-10T12:12:17+00:00

LastStandBeforeOver · 2021-12-10T17:55:31+00:00

Jokes aside, having some add-on automatically finding red flags predefined (mentions of open relationships, drugs, only filter photos, tattoos, ....) by the user on the profile under scrutiny would be great. This would not save them the job of scanning the profile themselves but can highlight some points they should be careful of.

Pyro-Byrns · 2021-12-10T18:30:54+00:00

This dude be ready for the robot overlords.

Rico_Sosa · 2021-12-10T15:31:05+00:00

Swipe right on all and have a line in your profile that says “no fatties”

LaggWasTaken · 2021-12-10T15:19:14+00:00

Sounds like you want to look into computer vision

Nofapdeity · 2021-12-10T15:26:03+00:00

You shouldn’t need software for this

Worried_Rip2933 · 2021-12-10T15:39:38+00:00

lmao

Amkg2020 · 2021-12-10T22:23:21+00:00

I honestly find matches with no actual physical photos have always turned out good looking and had nice personality

moondespoon · 2021-12-11T01:38:44+00:00

I need a bot to help me swipe away from people like you

LeoRedsun · 2021-12-10T21:30:27+00:00

How about you just move out of America instead.

freeplastic · 2021-12-10T14:11:31+00:00

These are people's lives, desires, hopes, and consequently their mental health you are talking about. Wow, just wow.

roaphaen · 2021-12-10T16:36:42+00:00

This post while ridiculous did prompt me to think of they all want my height listed, they should list their weight.

ProductivityMonster · 2021-12-10T13:36:18+00:00

In all seriousness: There are youtube tutorials using Selenium. Doesn't look that hard. Also, you can add an automated first message. I think if you search something like 'Selenium tinder automatic swipe' you'll find some.

As to the ML part, you could probably use python libraries. I would train it on a set of skinny fashion models. Not exactly sure how well it will work, but worth a shot.

rahhumilovedogs · 2021-12-10T19:35:54+00:00

any close up face selfies with no body shots should be an auto swipe left

yazzooClay · 2021-12-10T14:47:10+00:00

Is there anyway I can arrange my matches by date and or distance? That the most annoying thing about tinder imo.

nindo_7 · 2021-12-10T21:08:36+00:00

Someone kind of already tried what you are suggesting: https://nationalpost.com/life/i-am-still-single-how-one-man-swiped-right-on-200000-women-on-tinder-with-zero-success

ScreamingButtholes · 2021-12-11T03:06:39+00:00

Sometimes this sub is actually funny as fuck lol

TerracottaBunny · 2021-12-11T04:45:40+00:00

Can you train it to filter out short men too?

keyboard_press · 2021-12-10T11:26:58+00:00

Haha this is genius. I think you'd have a lot of trouble training a machine learning model to do this successfully, however. Instead, you could get around the group photo problem by exploring their other pictures and finding one that has only one person in it, then training a machine learning model to recognise obesity in THAT. But again, it's going to be difficult because machine learning models aren't going to be sufficiently advanced to recognise obesity, they're good at figuring out simple things like traffic lights and crossroads and other patterns (like on the Google captcha).

Compromised_Lettuce · 2021-12-10T21:01:10+00:00

What the hell is a “fat chick?” A Size Large, XL, XXL, etc.? I get your point but it’s subjective, man. Unless you can filter by height/weight, it’s gonna be tough.

TinyBuddha1439 · 2021-12-10T23:24:05+00:00

Dating apps should just implement the self reported body's size category and allow people to filter by said category.

Some of the more in-depth serious apps use it.

I find that to be quite necessary to filter out all the unhealthy people

Tinder isnt for serious dating. This is widely known.

But yes I do agree that we need some kind of filter for such preferences.

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P00_buttz69 · 2021-12-11T00:03:26+00:00

I don’t think they could get away with “filtering out fat chicks”. That’s a Pr nightmare

sslacaptain · 2021-12-11T02:57:37+00:00

Just write no fat chicks in bio. It works 100%

Worried-Meringue-756 · 2021-12-11T07:20:19+00:00

Can woman use a program to filter out fuckwits like yourself?

Visualize_ · 2021-12-10T14:56:44+00:00

I actually thought about creating an ML algorithm that could effictively swipe right on profiles I would be into. The weight issue could be hard if the girls are really tricky about how they put together their profile because of how they really cherry pick photos that put them in the best light and you couldn't even tell they are overweight.

techshot25 · 2021-12-10T18:40:05+00:00

This is probably getting removed because someone’s getting butthurt but damn that’s funny 😄

Beezus333 · 2021-12-10T15:17:33+00:00

They are objects, your head is just too far in your ass to overstand it! Go watch FreshnFit on YT then get back to me

intensely_human · 2021-12-10T22:40:05+00:00

Do you guys think a deep learning neural net trained on a sufficiently large dataset could be taught to recognise fat chicks

duh

even with issues like deceptive photography at play?

just feed it enough training data including the deceptive photos

gregsapopin · 2021-12-10T23:35:43+00:00

Maybe we should just all be gay. I hear they have a much higher hit rate.

MauPow · 2021-12-11T00:28:12+00:00

Science has definitely gone too far

McPoyal · 2021-12-11T02:46:47+00:00

"if" profile pic is from only the chest up" = TRUE →Swipe Right

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shaggy1452 · 2021-12-11T04:07:27+00:00

I’ve been out the game for a while, but when I was on tinder I would basically swipe right on everyone and filter down after the fact. Way easier than trying to decide who’s the owner of the group photo account,

alikazi · 2021-12-11T05:25:13+00:00

You might be able to make a bot but some people have multiple people in photos and you don't know who's the profile owner so you'll have to make it swipe on photos before deciding fat chick or not. This might be just a fun AI project to build but it is definitely much faster to use the neural network you already have.

I built a bot only to swipe right on everyone. I knew it will mess with Tinder's algorithm but I don't care about using Tinder at all. I had 3 months of cheap Tinder+ and made good use of it. Met a girlfriend through that and that was good enough.

HerrLogic · 2021-12-11T11:07:37+00:00

When you’re attractive, you can just observe the ones that swipe on you and decide from among that group. No need to swipe.

curiousguy_26 · 2021-12-11T16:30:10+00:00

I don’t agree with the way OP presents this case. Meaning his/her word choice at times and the approach to women as a sort of commodity that he/she must sort through (and while clearly more might be wrong with OPs mentality on that front it’s not the main point of the post).

I think everyone has the right to look whatever way they want (values and goals etc. vary a lot between people) and not be attacked for it. The other side of that coin is you can’t expect everyone to be attracted to you despite how you look. I think OP potentially words this poorly but I understand his/her end goal based on his/her physical preferences.

As for the sorting function I never understand why it’s so controversial. I myself am a very short guy so I get that I’m “weeded” out of sorts whenever height is involved but I can’t blame the “game” or women for their preferences. It just is and I accept that even if it sucks. With that said I have nothing against mandatory height disclosures as I’m not interested in wasting anyone’s time so I disclose my height regardless and I go into it knowing that it’s a deal breaker for most women I’m attracted to.

In addition, don’t certain apps like bumble force height disclosure (a trait that one has no control over and likely affects men more when seeking partners) with no opt out and without nearly as negative a response as when body shape/weight is involved (for either sex)?

So why are body type/weight filters or mandatory disclosure on dating apps so controversial? Neither are judgements or attacks on a person so much as a filter for looking through potential partners (it’s the same thing that would happen in person when deciding for yourself if you are physically attracted to someone). Wouldn’t it just make it easier for certain populations to sort for their physical preferences/attractions?

Title	Is anyone using machine learning to identify fat chicks?
Author	gannex
Upvotes	327
Comments	264
Date	December 10, 2021 11:15 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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