Awww, this poor baby! Let’s guess what actually happened.

Bekinditsfree · 2022-01-23T17:55:26+00:00

I’ll start!

“I don’t know the first thing about pleasing a woman and I’m too lazy to learn so I’m blaming the dissolution of my marriage on a piece of plastic with batteries.”
“I recognize that I have unresolved issues, but instead of working on them to keep my marriage healthy, I’m blaming the dissolution of my marriage on a piece of plastic with batteries.”
“I feel entitled to having a woman in my life whether or not I make her happy. This clearly wasn’t my fault, so I’m blaming the dissolution of my marriage on a piece of plastic with batteries”.
“I only have a problem with sex toys made for WOMEN because I don’t want women knowing what pleasure feels like and realizing that they rarely get it from men.”

c_a_t_lady · 2022-01-23T18:18:37+00:00

Well, I suppose that's a way to say "I don't support sex toys, because then women might notice what pleasure can feel like, and they won't just settle for unsatisfying sex".

Bbeautifulbitch · 2022-01-23T18:22:30+00:00

His wife had an orgasm for the first time in her life and realized she had been robbed

ASeaOfQuotes · 2022-01-23T18:21:38+00:00

When your sex toy is more emotionally available than your own husband.

feministcutie · 2022-01-23T17:58:41+00:00

The lack of self-awareness is honestly staggering.

"I had some unresolved issues" but it's all because of the sex toys, not the I don't know, UNRESOLVED ISSUES that "took his woman from him"???? 😭😭😭

Thank God she left him.

holodeckdeathtrap · 2022-01-23T18:11:32+00:00

Imagine how mind-numbing a conversation with this man must be.

pygmymetal · 2022-01-23T20:20:44+00:00

Oh lord he outed himself. Typical man, never self reflective

Japanese_Lasagna · 2022-01-23T18:30:43+00:00

Considering how unwilling men can be to pleasure a woman, I developed far more interest in toys than in a romantic partner for sex long ago. At least I can get results for myself every single time without fail without having to do any physical or emotional labor for someone who won’t try to make me feel good. This is just part of why I don’t want to date men. If the only thing they can provide is half-assed, emotionally unavailable companionship while trying to use me, what’s the point? With a woman at least there is a greater likelihood of her trying to give back what I give.

Determinedblonde · 2022-01-23T18:34:43+00:00

They’ve had a dead bedroom for a long time. He loves the pocket puss-y and porn, so his wife thought, well a sex toy for me sounds fair. Could be worse - she could’ve cheated.

glendoraza · 2022-01-23T18:01:41+00:00

BOB battery operated boyfriend

Never your fault. It’s always your ex-wife and evil sinister Bob

herbivorouscarnivore · 2022-01-23T18:22:06+00:00

What’s that zipping in the air above his head…? Oh, it’s the point.

ETA: Lol at the man who replied “not even the FBI would be able to get this out of me.”

SupremeDearLeader · 2022-01-23T18:49:04+00:00

Collective Comments from FDS post yesterday:

Men literally just masterbate into women ,no wonder they suck at sex.

Now his ex knows what it's SUPPOSED to feel like, buhbye clown !!!

MajesticSkyPachyderm · 2022-01-23T18:59:56+00:00

If a sex toy is able to take your woman from you, you probably absolutely suck ar sex and relationship.

CokeMooch · 2022-01-23T19:12:23+00:00

This guy is seriously like, “I stand against female pleasure. Rise up!” Lmao 🤣

Ok_Passenger_5717 · 2022-01-23T19:16:25+00:00

Hahahaha! "Do something", like what? Ban sex toys? We can have orgasms without sex toys, they just make it more fun.

Biracial_tooth_fairy · 2022-01-23T19:06:31+00:00

He wants to talk about feeling disposable? Lololol

cutiebranch · 2022-01-23T20:01:39+00:00

I love that he specifies sex toys “for women”

No problem with the fleshlights causing ED and female dissatisfaction, but oh no vibrators!

ThatOneCuteNerdyGirl · 2022-01-23T20:37:20+00:00

“Our women”

Oooooooooof. 🚩🚩🚩

lolmemberberries · 2022-01-23T19:27:48+00:00

Translation: I'm selfish, chronically emotionally unavailable and used my wife's body to masturbate.

melympia · 2022-01-23T19:35:37+00:00

Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't take out the trash.

But to my guesses: He never gave her an orgasm, and considering how idiotic and entitled he sounds, I bet he didn't bring anything to the table, either. So, she found she could enjoy true pleasures of the flesh without him and dumped him afterwards.

the-worst- · 2022-01-23T20:45:00+00:00

That's a lot of words for "I never made any effort to satisfy her in bed, and she realised she could do that, and life, without me"

Jaelismyhomegirl · 2022-01-23T20:47:21+00:00

Imagine being such a shit partner that a piece of plastic with batteries is a better partner than you.

IwantyoualltoBEDAVE · 2022-01-23T20:37:52+00:00

Yeah sure dude. First we ban prostitution, porn and pornography and then we can discuss women’s sex toys

Khentiamentiu42 · 2022-01-23T20:51:20+00:00

That is a lot of words for ' I never pleased a woman'

vaguelinen · 2022-01-23T20:25:19+00:00

Thanks to FDS I bought a Womaniser which is just fabulous. I don’t use it very often because I prefer sex with my boyfriend but what really matters is that having a great vibrator set the bar for my expectations. THAT is so important and means I’ll never be shortchanged again.

europoor24 · 2022-01-23T19:22:03+00:00

She got more pleasure from the toy and scrote didn't want to put in more effort then the toy

VanessaViews · 2022-01-23T19:30:03+00:00

Only the sex toys for women though. The ones for men are okay!

Shot_Presence_8382 · 2022-01-23T19:44:43+00:00

Doubt this loser would say this about porn!!

katiekat0214 · 2022-01-23T21:00:43+00:00

Sinister! ROTFLMAO Wow, three whole syllables. Tell me I'm awful and incompetent at sex without saying I'm awful and incompetent at sex. Dude, you are one big walking unresolved issue! This is hilarious!

AyemHerself · 2022-01-23T21:16:53+00:00

"All I had to offer my wife was sex and I couldn't even do that right. Clearly it's the dildo's fault!"

xfelugirlx · 2022-01-23T20:07:52+00:00

Hahahahha just say you are awful irl and in bed

MsXxSelfDestructxX · 2022-01-23T21:00:45+00:00

scrote defeated by silicone goes brrrrr

purasangria · 2022-01-23T18:38:25+00:00

Hmmm. This is exactly how we feel about pron....

Ashamed-Reputation-2 · 2022-01-23T20:06:21+00:00

This is just a black Twitter troll account, he's always saying off the wall shit lmao

ConstantNurse · 2022-01-23T21:05:31+00:00

“I had some unresolved issues” = “I thought all I had to bring was my dick to the table”.

Let me guess, she handled pretty much everything householdwise and probably worked more/made more. He was emotionally unavailable and extremely selfish in bed.

A dildo doesn’t whine when it doesn’t get fed, complain about not getting sex, argue with you over stupid shit, and won’t get mad at you for having a girls night.

foxorhedgehog · 2022-01-23T21:30:52+00:00

“I have never given a woman an orgasm.”

GoldandGlowing · 2022-01-23T19:34:19+00:00

Annnnnd he’s ugly.

cynthiaat92 · 2022-01-23T22:01:50+00:00

Can't believe he would tell on himself like this. 😂

janestnycrk4 · 2022-01-23T20:47:58+00:00

Now that's funny.

myheartisfulloflove · 2022-01-23T21:27:48+00:00

“I refused to go down on her and she left me for a toy! Misandry!!!!” 😒

Title	Awww, this poor baby! Let’s guess what actually happened.
Author	Bekinditsfree
Upvotes	748
Comments	55
Date	January 23, 2022 5:46 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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