Pick a woman (I actually think this game is fun)

MikeArrow · 2024-07-17T11:58:43+00:00

I mean, Melissa is by far the most compelling. Not even close.

Lift_and_Lurk · 2024-07-17T13:38:26+00:00

Melissa is gonna win cause you mentioned tomboy with model tier body.

Tomboy wins most days

Dry-Ad3452 · 2024-07-17T11:42:23+00:00

Melissa, easily. Not a fan necessarily of the tomboy look or short hair but I’ve seen plenty of attractive women who engage in both personas. As long as tomboy doesn’t mean “butch”, I’m okay.

I cannot date an overweight woman (I’ve already tried), and will not date a non-binary person.

Friedrich_Friedson · 2024-07-17T12:32:33+00:00

Melissa, easily. A bit lower then jenny, and far below Alice.

Melissa with a tid bit of Jenny is close to my dream Woman tbf

wtknight · 2024-07-17T12:03:45+00:00

Melissa for sure. There aren’t any minuses. I seem to attract less feminine types of women already.

Proper_Frosting_6693 · 2024-07-17T11:58:37+00:00

Melissa: yes definitely, could work on the minor flaws

Alice: possibility as long as no casual history and not obese, could work on the weight

Jenny: No! Can’t date a teapot 🫖

fundamentally_comfy · 2024-07-17T11:47:13+00:00

Give me the tomboy

IRL I should be shot though because I dont deserve any of them

Independent-Mail-227 · 2024-07-17T12:43:26+00:00

Melissa.

obviousredflag · 2024-07-17T12:51:35+00:00

Melissa, easily. Not into SAHM or non-binary people. Not into people with boring retail jobs, nor artistic people.

I like feminine women, but it wouldn't be a dealbreaker. I have been with a woman like her for 12 years.

Comfortable-Regret · 2024-07-17T15:01:13+00:00

Melissa, with Jenny a close second. We could be geeks and play video games together, plus her having a stable job is appealing. I wouldn't consider Alice because I don't want kids.

acaciaelm · 2024-07-17T16:19:47+00:00

Melissa readily

shadowrangerfs · 2024-07-17T16:26:34+00:00

Melissa. The only issue is the short hair but I'll get used to it.

Gitsumrestmf · 2024-07-17T11:58:19+00:00

You could make Melissa "average body type" and she would still be the best of these 3 choices.

Why? Because the other two are full of red-flags. Though tbh personally, I wouldn't choose any of the 3.

Glarus30 · 2024-07-17T13:12:32+00:00

These games are fun, but it's pointless when you have clear winner.

berichorbeburied · 2024-07-17T12:13:30+00:00

What does average body type mean?

What does model tier body mean?

What does well proportioned mean?

Cunning_Linguists_ · 2024-07-17T12:28:55+00:00

Always Melissa, and I don't even like tall girls really lol

GYN-k4H-Q3z-75B · 2024-07-17T12:39:54+00:00

Melissa. Didn't even have to read the first line to the end for each option.

flakybottom · 2024-07-17T12:57:30+00:00

Melissa, by a longshot.

Unable_Evidence_4028 · 2024-07-17T13:43:52+00:00

Melissa, she is full of greenflags and no red flags.

Gold_Supermarket1956 · 2024-07-17T14:25:39+00:00

Melissa, don't mind a tomboy means she's not scared of dirt or getting dirty

RikardoShillyShally · 2024-07-17T14:42:03+00:00

Melissa, any fucking day. Tomboy with model tier body is a fucking unicorn. Who wouldn't want it?

Hi-Road · 2024-07-17T17:33:05+00:00

I think you could get rid of most of the superficial things from Melissa's list and she'd still win

Quiet_Firefighter_65 · 2024-07-17T11:44:48+00:00

Out of these three easily Melissa

Fabulous-Suspect-72 · 2024-07-17T13:28:02+00:00

I mean, there are some aspects missing between the descriptions, but only judging by that: Melissa. Tomboy is fine with me and the rest just sounds more on my wave lenght.

Alice sounds good too, but less my type than Melissa and Jenny just seems exhausting, just judging by the description.

abaxeron · 2024-07-17T14:28:00+00:00

Melissa: 5'9. Model-tier body, long legs. Tomboyish, short hair, doesn't like dresses or make-up, manspreads sometimes when sitting. Very inexperienced with relationships, body count of 1. Introverted. Is a geek, loves videogames. Has a stable career.

(Takes Melissa by hand and leads her away without looking back and with no regrets)

(glances back to read the rest of the post)

(Sees "tattoos" and "non binary"; still has no regrets)

KayRay1994 · 2024-07-17T14:51:39+00:00

Date all 3 of them and have secret families, marriages and everything, and i’m not even kidding

MalePsychopath · 2024-07-17T15:40:08+00:00

I would choose Melissa.
Tall and skinny is by far my favorite body type. I would prefer long hair and a bit more femininity but tomboys are cool too. No make-up, little relationship experience, n=1, introverted geek who loves video games sounds all amazing.
The career isn’t a deciding factor for me but a plus.

Alice: I‘m not at all attracted to her body type but I like that she’s artistic and plays guitar. I play the guitar too. Adventurous in bed is also 👌. Nothing wrong with wanting to be a SAHM. It’s good for the kids but tough in this economy.

Jenny: Also not really attracted to her body type but a very pleasant face is a huge plus. It’s great that she’s funny and writes books.
50/50 isn’t bad and I‘m ok with the boring retail job as long as she doesn’t hate it and constantly complains about it to me.

GrandpaDallas · 2024-07-17T15:41:52+00:00

Melissa is the easy pick for me, even if she's a bit inexperienced.

goo_wak_jai · 2024-07-17T15:50:39+00:00

Melissa, hands down. No contest. Not a fan of short-haired women or that particular ethnicity for that matter but I can overlook those with her other qualities and traits. Pretty rare to come across one that isn't already married to (usually) someone of lesser intelligence and conventionally handsome OR is still hung up on her first love.

Alice. I've never found this type attractive, both the physical and artsy, fartsy, 'creative' social butterflies. Living in LA, I know far too many of this particular type of woman. A dime a dozen.

Jenny. There's nothing attractive about this body type but would be curious to know her ethnic background. Her ethnic background may turn the tides for me. Otherwise, all of her other qualities and traits don't add much positives (or negatives) to the overall package. I know of a fair amount of women of this type.

EveningEveryman · 2024-07-17T15:54:17+00:00

Who's the kindest one?

Involved_Currently · 2024-07-17T18:00:04+00:00

Jenny, not sure why, just a good feeling about it.

Edit: oh lol as a european; average body i assumed slimmer. Ugh back to hinge i guess :(

DomMaster88 · 2024-07-17T11:56:12+00:00

It's funny when the prompts are written by women. We don't even get their age? That's major factor.

Biggest thing I look for: how loyal. How tempted is she by greener grass. What does she value in me (which helps you understand how fleeting her commitment is).

Non binary is probably a hard pass, assuming that is a proxy for feminism. Feminists by their nature will never be happy, because they can never accept personal responsibility. They will destroy relationships and always find a way to blame others.

Melissa's low body count is valuable, assuming it actually means innocence/ she's impressed by me in bed. If she's constantly flirting with other men/ whoring for attention, low body count doesn't really matter because she'll still always be looking for better.

Alice: no such thing as chubby but well-proportioned; just chubby. Same for grooming/ style; just chubby.

Adventurous in bed is actually a red flag. Ideally, the girl is submissive in bed, which implies she is passive but turned on by me. When a girl says she's adventurous in bed, that means she's been fucking athletes and all of a sudden thinks she's a sex God.

You can tell more about a person based on a 2 minute convo. But overall, always picking the younger, more innocent, softer, less entitled and arrogant girl who actually likes me.

kvakerok_v2 · 2024-07-17T13:49:12+00:00

Alice, depending on how chubby and how many tattoos. If obese or tattoo sleeves, neck, chest, face tattoos - then nobody.

Melissa has everything pointing to unadapted autism.

Jenny had everything pointing to unaddressed mental health issues.

I expect most men here to pick Melissa, because people here are predominantly from the states and most western men are pussies, with no sense of style, little experience, feminine/androgynous. Melissa is a perfect western man's match.

Blitted_Master · 2024-07-17T15:56:48+00:00

Melissa by a long shot. I’ll train her how to behave more lady like going forward.

kongeriket · 2024-07-17T12:51:18+00:00

Jenny is out of question right from the getgo. Someone who believes such thing as "non-binary" is a Beijing parade of red flags.

Melissa and Alice could both work. Trouble with Melissa is the videogames part. Trouble with Alice is the tattoos part.

Electric_Death_1349 · 2024-07-17T13:00:14+00:00

None of them

knowbudi · 2024-07-17T17:04:25+00:00

For death by snu snu I like Alice.

Assuming she’s got big tits and ass to match being a bit overweight I’m game. I actually really like that body type. Even though I’m 6’1” I don’t really like women over 5’5”. Minus the tattoos everything else is a massive plus and it sounds like we’d get along great.

Melissa is just straight up not my type. Jenny sounds pleasant but boring.

NewOCLibraryReddit · 2024-07-17T22:25:26+00:00

Me, and most men will bang each and everyone of them. Your post is pointless, as it has no desired outcome besides "which hole would you stick your dick into!" lol... whichever one of those thots is most convenient will get dicked, simple as that.

thedeadpill · 2024-07-18T04:35:32+00:00

I’m actually curious where this goes.

Melissa is my first choice. She sounds like my type in terms of style and physically (I like ‘em tall; I’m tall, and short people are actually hard to be with sometimes) and takes care of herself. Common ground on the geekery, though, unclear if we have common ground on videogames (I only like a couple of genres).

Jenny is my second choice. 50/50 relationships are my personal preference (what does Melissa prefer?). Nonbinary might be a dealbreaker; I like tomboyish women, but if they’re too masculine, I don’t find it attractive.

Alice is a no-go for me. I don’t want (more) children. Mine are teens, and I’m just done with that part of my life.

All told, it’s truly hard to know from a couple of sentences if I’ll like someone. I’d also be cagey about drawing conclusions about preferences, here; for example I like Melissa’s vibe from what you’ve written, but some of it I truly don’t care about (like minimal body count or relationship inexperience). Conversely, Alice has a major dealbreaker for me, and I didn’t really think about the rest.

Zabadoodude · 2024-07-18T17:29:12+00:00

Melissa by a long shot. I would have prefered a more curvy figure, but looks aren't everything.

Alice would be fun to date, but not marry. I don't want to support a SAHM as she pursues her artistic side. Taking a few years off work for kids is understandable, but SAHM as a life goal? What are you even doing all day once the kids are in school?

Jenny - non-binary is immediate no. Didn't read past that

Funky_hobbo · 2024-07-17T11:43:38+00:00

you know, if Melissa used a little bit of makeup, would be my type 100%

Apex__Predator_ · 2024-07-17T12:37:39+00:00

Melissa, cuz I just love tall women and low body count is just the cherry on top.

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jymssg · 2024-07-17T13:06:31+00:00

I'd pick Melissa

thedarkracer · 2024-07-17T11:45:34+00:00

Ah shit here we go again

Melissa: 5'9.

Taller than me, I am 5'6. Other than that videogames we can play together, I am introverted too, I am a geek too and yeah fine with all the other things.

Alice: 5'4.

Also a lot good qualities. Having had a few boyfriends might be a bit off as people lose pair bonding the more sexual partners they have. So other than that everything is fine.

Jenny: 5'5.

No idea what non binary is but if she goes by her/she, that's fine. I make a lot of memes so guess she would like it a lot. She writes books and I love reading them so that is another thing. A 50/50 is fine by me but as seen she has a retail job and I am an engineering graduate, I will earn more so I will put more money so I won't put it exactly 50/50 in the future.

So jenny is the best bet here.

Title	Pick a woman (I actually think this game is fun)
Author	Nearbykingsmourne
Upvotes	9
Comments	154
Date	July 17, 2024 11:29 AM UTC (2 years ago)
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