Man "pwns" woman who asks what men have to offer by showing her his neckbeard nest and "brown cuddling pillow" LMAOO

MarbleWorld · 2021-02-24T17:25:48+00:00

One day, my waifu queen, all this shall be yours.

HighPriestess31 · 2021-02-24T19:23:41+00:00

Question: why does he need his gym equipment in his room?

Answer: because he lives with his parents, and this is the only space he has.

pearlspaghetti · 2021-02-24T17:40:53+00:00

Imagine being a grown-ass man sleeping in a bag just to avoid the basic task of making your bed in the morning lol.

coolestgirlyoueverme · 2021-02-24T18:32:49+00:00

Thoughts:

Built own bedframe: that's kind of cool
Legos: everyone can have their hobby
Ladder: 😬
Sleeping bag: 😬😬😬
Cuddling pillow: 😬💀😬💀😬
Cuddling pillow is brown because he likes brown women: 💀

gcthwy · 2021-02-24T18:19:22+00:00

He managed to take carpentry (an interesting hobby that I would usually consider HV) and turn it into something absolutely insane. What the fuck?!

ASeaOfQuotes · 2021-02-24T17:34:44+00:00

Wow that just got sadder and sadder. At first I was like wow awesome he built his own bed frame! Then.. no ladder.. sleeps in sleeping bag so he doesn’t have to make his bed.. what the fuck.

boiledgatorade_ · 2021-02-24T18:22:02+00:00

He has sex with that pillow.

coldfoot23 · 2021-02-24T18:30:47+00:00

No one forced him to show us this. Also am I the only one sick of grown men collecting toys n shit?

Forwardgash · 2021-02-24T18:42:17+00:00

This made me really sad for some reason. Damn, dude. You don’t even know what you don’t even know.

Papaverinum · 2021-02-24T18:22:35+00:00

"Brown cuddling pillow"? At this point I'm too afraid to ask what that actually is.

SansaDeservedBetter · 2021-02-24T19:56:38+00:00

That bed frame is not up to construction code, I can tell just by looking at it. It’s nice that he made it but it looks like it will collapse at any moment. It’s giving me childhood treehouse vibes. His sheets look musty asf. He should join his local carpenters union.

CatusCactus · 2021-02-24T19:57:49+00:00

Why did it get progressively worse throughout the video📉

This is embarrassing why would you upload this???

spinsterchachkies · 2021-02-24T18:01:48+00:00

“I like brown women” Oh us white women are so disappointed .

pickadaisy · 2021-02-25T01:35:17+00:00

Let me get this straight:

he built himself a bed but couldn’t build the accompanying ladder or stairs
it’s a twin size bed, big enough for him to remain alone forever with his pillow
he’s too lazy to make his own bed so he sleeps in a sleeping bag
he thinks a brown pillow is “close enough” to a brown woman
all of this so he can have his toys everywhere
and he lives in a tiny room bc he can’t afford a home for himself

NONE OF THIS IS A HEADBOARD 😂

DallasOMalley · 2021-02-24T19:11:10+00:00

After reading comments about how this guy "sleeps in a sleeping bag", I had to watch this and make sure it wasn't about my ex. 😆

simplicityduplicity · 2021-02-24T18:58:52+00:00

His... action figures 😬

lks_89 · 2021-02-24T17:33:21+00:00

He didn't even bother to build a ladder lol

2021-02-24T22:17:47+00:00

I like how he talks about having clean sheets as an accomplishment

donttextme_k · 2021-02-24T19:07:49+00:00

Thats a child’s play room

Only_Lime2520 · 2021-02-24T18:51:54+00:00

It's lunch hour where I am and I'm no longer feeling hungry :(
But I'm glad that I have that kind of physical reaction toward da scrote lifestyle.

Thanks for the check-in sis!

fierce_and_mighty · 2021-02-24T23:11:43+00:00

AHAHAHAHA IM LAUGHING SO HARD THIS IS TRAGIC

LevellingUpTime · 2021-02-24T23:17:42+00:00

That jumpcut to the Star Wars figurines he films for 10 seconds straight was just gold

Cool-Fill9819 · 2021-02-25T01:17:52+00:00

"I like brown women." As a brown woman that's the weirdest shit, I have ever heard.

soleirolias · 2021-02-25T03:49:16+00:00

lmao i agree with everything saying it got progressively worse, but why is he so smug about having a full set of sheets like...???!!! don’t most people have a few sets? just as standard?? hahahahahaha wtf

jargon_explosion · 2021-02-25T00:02:18+00:00

Making a bed literally takes 2mins of your morning. He sleeps in a sleeping bag at home :(

After this WFH situation I'm no longer surprised about the bed situation of men though. So many have video calls in their bedrooms. One guy was actually in his bed with his bedsheets wrapped around him and he was holding his pillow. So weird.

PalpitationPlastic52 · 2021-02-24T22:33:25+00:00

I'm dying! LOL

riotous486saturn · 2021-02-25T00:39:29+00:00

And the comments on this video are of people PRAISING him. 🤢 I really can’t with these people.

shipinthesky · 2021-02-24T20:50:27+00:00

I was actually happy to see he made his own bed frame lol. Handiness is an awesome thing, but then he kept going.... the brown pillow.... can ya maybe just leave that one a secret? Lmao

2021-02-24T22:17:05+00:00

EWWWWWW

fdssavedmylife · 2021-02-25T00:23:39+00:00

Tell me this is satire or I’m leaving the planet.

PasDeTout · 2021-02-25T01:11:22+00:00

Lego not Legos!!! Also that bookshelf is very empty.

_mooness · 2021-02-25T01:17:00+00:00

I LIKE BROWN WOMEN SO I GOT A BROWN PILLOW.

_mooness · 2021-02-25T01:18:13+00:00

In a world of sheep, he is a wolf. Line up ladies, this ones gunna be off the shelf soon.

BabyBlankieieieieie · 2021-02-25T16:27:47+00:00

“So the brown pillow works for that”

Works for what, son. Works for WHAT. 😂

ddamaya · 2021-02-25T07:12:27+00:00

I just know it smells like farts and Cheetos in there

pikkpie · 2021-02-25T06:03:48+00:00

I LiKe bRoWn wHaMens sO I BouGht A bROwn PiLlow.

ShieldMaidenLagertha · 2021-02-26T17:31:36+00:00

Eeeeew! That snapping noise you just heard was the sound of every brown woman on the planet closing her legs.

Title	Man "pwns" woman who asks what men have to offer by showing her his neckbeard nest and "brown cuddling pillow" LMAOO
Author	MarbleWorld
Upvotes	282
Comments	85
Date	February 24, 2021 5:25 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/lri836/man_pwns_woman_who_asks_what_men_have_to_offer_by/
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