Apparently even ancient Rabbis didn’t have time for thirsty dudes and their nonsense

InayahDaneen · 2021-06-10T07:01:38+00:00

Those rabbis knew that if the incel were given an inch, he would take a mile and damage her soul instead.

carmen_sandiegos_hat · 2021-06-10T04:30:59+00:00

Die mad 😂 I love it!

lansburysoda · 2021-06-10T06:33:36+00:00

Thankful for HVM like these rabbis🥰 doing the Lord’s work

Aromatic-Owl8808 · 2021-06-10T05:02:41+00:00

This is my favorite post

ninefiveoneone · 2021-06-10T04:34:34+00:00

“Let him die” — the new slogan of FDS

spinsterchachkies · 2021-06-10T04:46:00+00:00

Literally, “Let him die” lmao based Rabbis

ennu_i_sao · 2021-06-10T06:32:34+00:00

Let’s say looking at him would’ve saved his life, would he have even been grateful? The Rabbis in those times had the right idea

CNhuman · 2021-06-10T05:32:11+00:00

The Obama at the end got me! 😂🤣😂

Ok_Passenger_5717 · 2021-06-10T07:01:37+00:00

Wth, so the doctors were like "ooooooh yes, it is the known disease guilttripiatis and the patient is also showing symptoms of pityfuckism". Nah, I wouldn't let this man even talk to that woman or be near her.

Key_Librarian1033 · 2021-06-10T05:18:58+00:00

LET IT DIE LET IT DIE LET IT SHRIVEL UP AND DIE! (Any Lorax fans out there 👀)

rednopal · 2021-06-10T07:26:44+00:00

So they’ve been lying to get sex for centuries lmfao. ‘He’s gonna die if you don’t let him fuck’ 🙄

warinmymind94 · 2021-06-10T09:16:13+00:00

hahaha I love this so much, I will be sharing with my Jewish friend!

cakewalkofshame · 2021-06-10T05:28:08+00:00

Men have literally been whiny babies about sex for millennia. Sex is not a need, never has been, never will be.

akashyaboa · 2021-06-10T09:22:14+00:00

Team Sages 😂

They take no bs and we are all here for it

Big-Respond8481 · 2021-06-10T13:01:59+00:00

"Let him die" --> proving that sex is not actually a need and he will not die from lack of it.

Interesting-Bat3992 · 2021-06-10T07:44:26+00:00

😂😂😂 I LOVE this post!

NightWitchMain · 2021-06-10T10:28:36+00:00

Incel: I will die.

Sages: Promise?

🔥

Woman_on_Pause · 2021-06-10T13:18:39+00:00

Man: I deserve sex with her

Rabbis: Tf you do, just die...

eveloe · 2021-06-10T15:09:02+00:00

Converse with him behind a fence in a secluded area

what in the rapist?

TheOGJammies · 2021-06-10T10:31:20+00:00

Omg what is actually wrong with males. Imagine faking death so you can see half of a titty.

LR_today · 2021-06-10T08:26:29+00:00

LET

HIM

DIE

thelionmermaid · 2021-06-10T11:52:41+00:00

For those of you who are curious whether this is real or not, you’ll be happy to find out that the Jewish attitude towards sex in marriage is that the woman has full control.

It’s a super generic recommendation, but if you’re curious you can read “Kosher Sex” by Rabbi Shmuley Boteach. It’s a good start!

EDIT: for a shorter read, learn about the commandment of pleasuring your wife at a frequency that is decided by your profession 👏🏻

DontAskTwice-A-Roni · 2021-06-10T07:22:48+00:00

“The Sages said: Let him die”

I screamed 😂😂😂

IAteTheDragon · 2021-06-10T09:44:55+00:00

Hahaha this is too good 😂👏

AcadiaLeather5071 · 2021-06-10T09:51:14+00:00

Love this! ❤️😵😂

Sewud · 2021-06-10T07:48:09+00:00

This is amazing! This is exactly the rhetoric incels use today :O

Huge-Ad-7678 · 2021-06-10T10:05:27+00:00

Proof that back then too any man severely less intelligent and less qualified than a woman can be a doctor and take a better woman’s position.

just-peepin-at-u · 2021-06-10T16:02:44+00:00

It plays into that entitlement so many dudes have to this day! Like you aren’t going to fucking die because she won’t have sex with you, and she is a human, not a medicinal herb. STFU and get out of bed, you aren’t dying, you are just a big spoiled whiney baby.

Zurflu · 2021-06-10T13:47:18+00:00

Then perish

AJLake80 · 2021-06-10T16:32:59+00:00

Damn. Where did this energy go??

yoursultana · 2021-06-10T14:00:31+00:00

I love this 🤣

Luire-Cendrillon · 2021-06-10T05:08:07+00:00

Doing it right the first time.

PizzaNo7741 · 2021-06-10T14:07:20+00:00

I feel so .... seen

laffytaggy · 2021-06-10T13:46:45+00:00

Lol I love it!

yulinavi · 2021-06-10T10:14:08+00:00

Literally "Die mad, scrote." by religious edict. Who'd have thunk?!

EricaKaneEricaKane · 2021-06-10T06:08:48+00:00

LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂

Potential_Baker_5458 · 2021-06-10T07:24:30+00:00

YASSSSSSSSSSS

ShieldMaidenLagertha · 2021-06-10T16:41:36+00:00

✡️: L E T H I M D I E

FastCardiologist6128 · 2021-06-10T18:13:25+00:00

"he says he needs it or he'll die" -Ashniko

LeftistEpicure · 2021-06-10T20:41:51+00:00

This post is giving me LIFE 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Equal-Ear2312 · 2021-06-10T15:56:05+00:00

Jordan Peterson didn't get the memo, apparently

heroic_nincompoop · 2021-06-11T04:16:39+00:00

What? Religious leaders having women's backs? This is such a pleasant surprise for me. This story has me smiling so much 💖🥰

WatIsThis52 · 2021-06-11T02:24:39+00:00

Love these based rabbis 💯

NemesisNoire · 2021-06-11T04:06:58+00:00

more evidence that doctors have always been crappy creeps

Title	Apparently even ancient Rabbis didn’t have time for thirsty dudes and their nonsense
Author	LostInIndigo
Upvotes	1559
Comments	67
Date	June 10, 2021 3:36 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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