Who are you picking?

-Shes-A-Carnival · 2024-07-22T11:16:58+00:00

cats and wine in this one

Planthoe30 · 2024-07-22T09:57:32+00:00

Nathan. I love going to watch live games. If he played soccer I’d play with him. I also ski and hike so we may have a lot of fun things to do together. I also love to travel.

You described Michael as an asshole and I would constantly be in verbal alterations with Michael we would hate each other, he’d wish I’d poison him and I might do it. Then having a kid from a one night stand is impulsive and retarded.

Luke is an introvert and I have never dated anyone who’s shy and I’m not open to it.

starksoph · 2024-07-22T09:49:28+00:00

Nathan bc he seems kind and is also athletic. I enjoy exercising and hiking so I think our lifestyles would work out

No to Michael because he’s an asshole and has children with other women

No to Luke because his personality doesn’t seem attractive to me. I’d prefer someone taller and more active. Dog is a plus tho:-)

MiddleZealousideal89 · 2024-07-22T09:18:07+00:00

Luke, as long as he doesn't have an issue with me being taller. If he does - cats and wine it is!

MistyMaisel · 2024-07-22T12:20:36+00:00

None.

Michael is a dipshit. So much wrong, where to even start.

Luke is overweight with little good relationship experience which just means baggage for me to deal with, and no real interests or hobbies to speak of.

Nathan has no relationship experience and thus even worse baggage which is then doubled down on by a micropenis.

They all suck too much to pick one.

Critical_Corner_1859 · 2024-07-22T10:11:19+00:00

I'd just die alone

StrugglingSoprano · 2024-07-22T10:56:48+00:00

I’m asexual so Nathan sounds close to my dream guy. I’m not typically into gym bros but it sounds like he has other interests as well and is a well balanced guy.

Michael is a classic fuckboy which is an immediate no.

Luke sounds like a homebody which just isn’t very compatible with my personality. The minimum wage thing also isn’t great.

Whoreasaurus_Rex · 2024-07-22T11:12:59+00:00

Nathan.

Michael has kids. Luke is an introvert and the video games put the nail in that coffin.

Downtown_Cat_1173 · 2024-07-22T13:27:15+00:00

All of them are too young for me. Add 20 years to their ages and assume they have relevant work experience that puts them relative to guys in their 40s, and Luke is the only choice, especially if he’s funny

EulenWatcher · 2024-07-22T14:50:04+00:00

Luke or Nathan depending on who I’d mix better with. I’d prefer someone in-between them tbh.

Michal is a total dick and I wouldn’t even be friends with him, let alone date him.

Luke is just okay, but he seems to be bland. He should lose weight and get some hobbies besides video games. But he has a dog, so that’s a plus.

Nathan seems to be way too active and outgoing for me. I’m not sure which extreme I’d deal better with - Luke or Nathan. I’m also not sure how I’d deal with a micropenis. As long as he was comfortable with it and we still could have sex using toys, hands and mouths it probably could work.

EqualSea2001 · 2024-07-22T09:43:40+00:00

Michael: I don’t care about the high bodycount, and maybe I could put up with the kids from another relationship if it was a serious one and it sounds like he can afford them. But not being able to wrap up for a one-night stand is a huge turnoff. And so is him being an asshole.

Luke: bit of an introvert could be fine, although I am an ambivert and would prefer someone more extroverted because I am happier if I have a good social life. I don’t like gamers, but it doesn’t seem like he’s addicted to games. However, I am not going to pretend looks don’t matter, he’s 2 inches shorter than me, and I like lean men with some muscles, or even skinnier men. This would be the same for me even if he was a millionaire.

Nathan: I don’t like sports at all, but other than that he has the most compatible personality and looks. I would choose him if his ‘micropenis’ is just around the cutoff and we could both learn to satisfy each other.

Otherwise, I prefer staying single.

Sharp_Engineering379 · 2024-07-22T09:48:53+00:00

Nathan, but only if he’s funny.

nightsofthesunkissed · 2024-07-22T09:29:19+00:00

Luke. Easy choice.

Michael is an asshole, and Nathan likes a lot of stuff I can't stand, and I don't trust gym bros.

Chose Luke as I'm an introvert who likes dogs and video games too.

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thelajestic · 2024-07-22T10:08:37+00:00

Luke - on paper there's nothing wrong with him and I feel like we'd have the best chance of compatibility.

No to Michael because he's an asshole and no to Nathan because I'm not into sporty people.

januaryphilosopher · 2024-07-22T10:13:52+00:00

They're all too old for me but if I could change their ages I'd probably be most compatible with Luke. I'm not sure what "a maximum of a relationships" is but it seems like his weight is his only downside and he can always diet. I certainly would give Nathan a go but it doesn't sound like we'd be really compatible if he's so into sport, I prefer introverts and most men aren't willing to work around a micropenis. Michael has a child and likes hooking up so that's an instant no.

p_fulga · 2024-07-22T10:31:03+00:00

Michael is 30, which is already a no from me. But also being an asshole and having kids are also two immediate nope outs from me. I'm 23, I'm definitely not dating someone who is 30 with kids, without even factoring in that shitty behavior.

Nathan is too much for me. I don't like sports really, I'm an introvert and I don't like big social things, I don't like the gym and I don't really work out besides walks and occasional hikes. I just maintain my figure with calorie control, haha. Its just a lot of incompatibilities. Micropenis is irrelevant, we'd just never even make it that far because we wouldn't want to do anything together.

Luke is the best bet for sure. He's outside my typical height range since I'm 5'10 I usually want someone close to that, and he's a bit old for my taste. But if I have to pick someone he's the closest bet for happiness. We both are more comfortable indoors, introverted, like video games, I love dogs, we'd get by just fine. So long as he is a sweet guy and is genuine and a good impact for my life and his hygiene is good and he's cute and has a good sense of style, yeah why not? I'll take him over the others.

Sorcha16 · 2024-07-22T11:01:07+00:00

All too young and Michael has an extra strike for me being too tall even though he's closer in age to me. I don't generally date people that much taller than me. I prefer around 5'4 to 5'9

Nearbykingsmourne · 2024-07-22T11:15:16+00:00

Luke, I suppose. He sounds devastatingly boring, but at least we have some things in common.

Nathan is a no because I'm just not into sports, at all, we wouldn't get along.

Michael is a no because... just look at him.

Flightlessbirbz · 2024-07-22T11:16:13+00:00

Micheal is an asshole, and one baby mamma isn’t a dealbreaker, but two is. So he’s gone.

Luke sounds like the guys I dated in my late teens and early 20s… not necessarily my ideal match these days but no dealbreakers, I like the fact he is respectful and overall seems like a solid guy. Only concern is even though you say video games aren’t a priority, what else does he like to do? Does he read/have any academic interests we could talk about? Is he willing to try new hobbies?

Nathan has a lot of good points but not sure if we could work through the micropenis issue, he’s a little young for me, and I’m not into sports so probably not his best match anyway.

So I’m going with Luke.

Realistic-Ad-1023 · 2024-07-22T11:36:34+00:00

Like can marry me tonight.

Ppdebatesomental · 2024-07-22T13:28:25+00:00

Nathan.

Asshole and outside children….dealbreaker

Overweight….dealbreaker

Nathan better up his head game though.

avocado-afficionado · 2024-07-22T14:09:14+00:00

Either Nathan and Luke are fine with me, no lean towards either one. Hard hard no on Michael

Lysa_Bell · 2024-07-22T15:00:35+00:00

Luke. I hope he's okay with me being taller at 5'8. Also. Is he an attentive lover? Or selfish? That might make or break this one.

The other two are out because I won't be someone's "first" and I can't deal with the fomo of someone that has no experience. I'm 35. Too late to teach someone how to be a partner.

And the other one is out because I hate children.

Different_Cress7369 · 2024-07-22T09:54:44+00:00

Luke, because he has a dog and is introverted, but only if he doesn’t mind being shorter than me. The other two? I don’t deal with dickheads, life’s too short for that.

Large-Signal-157 · 2024-07-22T11:22:11+00:00

Michael sounds the least neurotic. Also it’s clear he has social skills. Sign me up. Before PPD, I would have said the other two but I have since learned what sniveling pathetic pussies those kinds of men are. So yes Michael, bring it on.

saraimarsena · 2024-07-22T10:32:46+00:00

nathan, as long as he’s cool wearing a strap. other than the micropenis thing he sounds pretty great.

michael having kids is a major dealbreaker, and luke is too short for me to even consider.

NothingOrAllLife · 2024-07-22T11:01:24+00:00

None, they are all too young for me plus some other things.

Michael - seems like an asshole, has kids and two baby mamas which might make some drama. Not a good option in the short or long run.

Luke - personality-wise has the most potential. The wage is confusing. Does he earn a little above minimum wage?or does he earn “a little above a decent wage” both of those things can’t be true. He either earns well above minimum wage and has a decent wage or he makes a little above minimum wage. Depending on the answer might take a few points off. I’m also taller than him and make substantially more money than him. Would he be okay with that?

Nathan - way too young for me. But if he was age appropriate, him having a micro-penis wouldn’t limit him from getting a few dates, because I wouldn’t know about it until after a while. Unless he told me early on.

Dicks aren’t like boobs and ass, you can’t immediately see what’s there or not when you’re first meeting someone. Dick size has zero to do with whether or not someone get a first date with me.

itawk2much · 2024-07-22T15:05:01+00:00

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Old_Luck285 · 2024-07-22T17:12:00+00:00

1) Michael is out for assholishness and fathering kids like a hobby

2) Luke is okay as long as the being cheated on hasn't made him paranoid. The dog is slight minus, I'm just no pet person.

3) As long as sports isn't everything he's into, I see no issue. The micro penis doesn't bother in the least.

ConanTheCybrarian · 2024-07-22T17:57:14+00:00

Given that none of them have a personality or values of any kind, I would choose not to date any of them.

Unique_Mind2033 · 2024-07-22T12:35:52+00:00

This is psychotic. No one thinks this way... These are human beings with a soul. This is very dehumanizing to strip people down to their body parts and income. Habits are understandable

Nellylocheadbean · 2024-07-22T10:10:26+00:00

Im personally picking no one.

Michael has kids.

Luke is too short for me and D is a tad small.

Nathan is definitely a no due to his micro penis

SaBahRub · 2024-07-22T15:00:51+00:00

I’d pick Nathan as long as he did exactly what I said in bed, now that he’s not an insufferable sports addict

If he was selfish about it I’d pick Luke and be bored

Michael is a nightmare who would also cause me internal damage

Who are you picking?

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