Your man has all the qualities, but you must get rid of one and they are replaced by the opposite

  1. 6ft tall - by getting rid of this, you're making him 5ft6 maximum.

  2. His respectful ways - by getting rid of this, he's turned into the opposite, an asshole, loud and obnoxious, bad boy.

  3. Treating you good - by getting rid of this, he treats you like shit. He doesn't give you what he wants 90% of the time, he still cares about you but is mostly selfish.

  4. His 7 inch cock - by getting rid of this, you're making him a maximum of 4.5 inches. All his other bedroom skills remain the same.

  5. His good wage - by getting rid of this, he's earning minimum wage.

  6. He's an extrovert - by getting rid of this, he's an introvert that stays in 90% of the time aside from going to work.

  7. He owns a house - by getting rid of this, he rents a one bedroom apartment.