Womp-womp

Mr-McTruck · 2021-01-02T05:53:42+00:00

In other words, eat shit Lauren you broke bitch.

CupofKourtts · 2021-01-02T06:11:32+00:00

Damn she was straight out the gate with it. Lol. I would've loved to see her response to that. Good on him with that comeback!

Sumfuc · 2021-01-02T06:00:19+00:00

“.”

silverstonethethird · 2021-01-02T06:14:04+00:00

It always kills me that women want a man that's 6ft plus isn't called shallow but a man that wants a skinny woman or a certain size boobs is called shallow. Even though a man can't change his height but a woman can change her weight.

MrBangle · 2021-01-02T06:23:36+00:00

"It's a must on my checklist that you have 9 months of cash reserves in case of emergency, a debt/income ratio of less than 30%, and put at least 20%of your income into tax advantaged retirement account."

lol Lauren doesn't even understand that sentence.

ulag · 2021-01-02T06:48:43+00:00

NATURAL* C-cups, bitch.

reddideridoo · 2021-01-02T07:37:40+00:00

I'd have gone with a weight-restriction rather than boobsize.

Mcfusion31 · 2021-01-02T06:11:12+00:00

Why do females on dating websites think they’re the second coming of Jesus. Bitch no one wants you in real life.

ASDFAaass · 2021-01-02T07:02:26+00:00

And less than 120 pounds.

robizzle89 · 2021-01-02T09:44:11+00:00

Looks like Lauren is out there looking for real love. I wonder if she will life a fulfilled live....

akexn20x · 2021-01-02T08:33:10+00:00

Fuck these people entirely. And fair play to the chap

Reminds me of my short time on online dating.

The amount of women who had strange requirements that weren't exactly exceeding In life themselves.

Used to get ghosted because I worked at a supermarket. Never used to say I was a manager on decent money

And the other was having a car. Expecting a car when they don't drive themselves. Never used to bring up having a motorcycle either

It was actually a good way for them to vette themselves and save me time.

Lot of girls expecting champagne lifestyle, when they aren't even on a lemonade budget.

AistoB · 2021-01-02T10:01:44+00:00

So many 5’10” millionaires who just couldn’t make the grade

doc8 · 2021-01-02T07:23:37+00:00

Starting any relationship with ultimatums is a bad idea.

SleeplessinOslo · 2021-01-02T09:12:32+00:00

Doesn't matter, she will move on to the next match. Easy mode.

hipopalamus · 2021-01-02T07:17:44+00:00

If you zoom up close to her face, she looks like that animal control lady in Madagascar!

outoftouch49 · 2021-01-02T06:21:38+00:00

Job: Full time, 13 years with current employer.

House: I (the bank) own a house.

Car: 2. 2015 Taurus that's paid off, 2018 Escape with two years left to pay on.

Height: 6'5"

Standards: Way too high for you to ever meet them.

UnNecessary_XP · 2021-01-02T09:04:57+00:00

On the bright side she didn’t waste any time. Got straight to the point that she’s a materialistic bitch.

Turanka · 2021-01-02T06:45:21+00:00

He on that Dave Ramsey plan

SultanSaatana · 2021-01-02T14:17:20+00:00

Feminists reading Lauren's post: You go girl! Girl power!

Feminists reading the reply to Lauren's post: What a shallow misogynist incel toxic stupid man!

BlackWinterShinigami · 2021-01-02T07:24:50+00:00

Did she respond?

OwenWentFullMGTOW · 2021-01-02T06:13:31+00:00

If he was rly feeling like a smartass, he could congratulate her on being employed, owning a house, owning a car and being over 6 ft.

ubcs109 · 2021-01-02T08:58:26+00:00

Genuinely curious; on dating apps, after you meet someone, can you leave feedback on their profile? Like if I go eat at a restaurant, I can leave a review on Yelp or Google. I've never used a dating app before but it seems like having a 1-5 star rating system would weed out people like this or at least hopefully give them some self reflection as long as the system wouldn't be abused.

Supernova008 · 2021-01-02T06:40:12+00:00

"We're now even, bitch."

zUltimateRedditor · 2021-01-02T06:42:58+00:00

Ok be honest. For those of you that haven’t seen this post before, who zoomed in on her?

ItsjustLauren · 2021-01-02T12:19:15+00:00

On behalf of all Lauren’s we don’t claim her😂

BillyBobBanana · 2021-01-02T15:18:30+00:00

As a man, I meet all of his requirements

ONEJOHNSON · 2021-01-02T08:39:10+00:00

WHAT?! YOU DARE TO HAVE REQUIREMENTS FOR WOMEN?!!!! YOU MISOGYNIST!!!

CancerousCyberman · 2021-01-02T07:47:36+00:00

Lol I recently did something similar with a bitch who wouldn't stop asking where I worked.

I asked what she weighed lol 😂 that ended quickly.

TheRacooning18 · 2021-01-02T08:57:26+00:00

that sounds pretty fair

ICantReadThis · 2021-01-02T10:33:26+00:00

I mean, is this even denied? The man put everything up on front street and all things considered, I think his terms are pretty fair. I mean, it's only denied if his solicitor is a financially irresponsible and physically unattractive hag.

LoanSurvivor19 · 2021-01-02T14:53:46+00:00

I don’t really see the issue with people being upfront with what they are looking for on dating sites? It might seem shallow but why waste each other’s time?

randonumero · 2021-01-02T16:07:15+00:00

Ignoring the height thing, I'd venture a guess that most women who have the guy owning a house on their checklist don't own one themselves. In addition to most people not actually owning their house outright, it's hell when you have a steady relationship with someone who also has their own place. While I guess you could evenly split time, it also ends up in a situation where one of you is essentially paying for a place that you no longer really live in. My guess is Lauren wants a dude with a house because she's a few steps from being homeless.

AngelicSilhouette · 2021-01-02T10:55:56+00:00

This might be fake but yet this captures the ego and hypocrisy of so many modern.

We are taught that it is wrong to judge someone based on their looks yet so many women do it and even choose something that is mostly out of a guy's control. If his daddy is 6'2 and his mother is 5'0? It's not far fetched for him to end up 5'7.

A bunch of woman are gonna realized they fucked up by the time they hit 35 and see that most of the good men got already got snatched up.

awesomeone6044 · 2021-01-02T10:49:44+00:00

I once matched with a chick on tinder and it wasn’t long before she started with shit like this, ultimately it was when I said that I’m currently living with my parents again because of their financial struggles due to my father having to retire early for medical reasons. Sure it’s not ideal for me, and yes in a way I benefit financially also but I was a “loser” apparently. As if I give a flying fuck what some self centered vapid cunt thinks about me making sure my parents have a fucking place to live. This should be the kind of shit people (not just women) say damn that’s a good dude right there, and to be fair most do.

DogDrinker47 · 2021-01-02T18:05:14+00:00

Should have said D cups just to really put the point across even more

2021-01-02T19:39:47+00:00

Back when I used to use OLD, I received a lot of grief from women on account of my height (I'm 5ft8) and I saw a myriad of profiles with taglines and comments such as "DON'T EVEN TRY TO MESSAGE ME IF YOU'RE UNDER 6FT" or my personal favourite "CAN'T ANY OF YOU MIDGETS F***ING READ?" Charming people, hey?

One day, I decided to try a little experiment. I revised my bio completely by using copypasta from the various height requirements on women's profiles but altering it slightly to make it about weight. So "must be at least 6ft" became "must weigh no more than 140lbs" etc.

Usually, I would receive about 5 messages a week. I received 37 in an hour, all calling me the most shallow bastard ever. It was hilarious! Some of the messages were from people I'd messaged previously but didn't deem me worthy of a response. Offend the ego, though? You get paragraphs!

bworthy81 · 2021-01-02T22:27:31+00:00

Cmon bro, she's dead already!

throwreddit69420 · 2021-01-02T10:47:54+00:00

I'm amazed how much shit women are able to pull before someone calls bullshit on them.

Da1Don95 · 2021-01-02T09:12:20+00:00

The question is did she meet the requirements? The suspense it's killing me

kilroymini · 2021-01-02T11:58:19+00:00

Dude got his economy on point!

Divine-Nemesis · 2021-01-02T12:00:09+00:00

And of course she’s gonna tell her girlfriends how rude and disgusting you are for saying that to her. Get out of here with that shit. They want equality then well they get treated with equality. They can’t just choose which part of equality makes them feel better.

Jimmy_is_here · 2021-01-02T12:59:23+00:00

Who puts 20% of their income into tax-advantaged savings though? 401ks are only good up to your employers match. Even then they're not spectacular.

FermatSim · 2021-01-02T13:03:01+00:00

And they say romance is dead...

sivasankarpnair1998 · 2021-01-02T13:38:06+00:00

You dare use my spells against me potter ?

HeyYouShouldSmile · 2021-01-02T14:01:51+00:00

hOw DaRe YoU?

teh_pope82 · 2021-01-02T16:39:29+00:00

People out there on dating sites trying to shoot for the moon with a water gun.

Tokarev490 · 2021-01-02T17:06:40+00:00

Lauren looks like a crack whore anyways.

jbloom3 · 2021-01-02T17:15:26+00:00

20% of income to retirement is a lot haha

Dr_Skeleton · 2021-01-02T17:36:52+00:00

Zoom in. Whilst no one should have a check list this pretentious, Lauren isn’t nearly hot enough to be asking for any more than “man with at least one working lung.”

LightningStormX · 2021-01-02T18:04:48+00:00

Appa2 · 2021-01-02T18:20:52+00:00

Lauren seems like a girl who doesn’t make any of those requirement.

Purplehairedstranger · 2021-01-02T20:39:25+00:00

I’ve never understood the height thing. It actually makes me sad when I see a guys profile description with his height in it. Like it’s completely irrelevant to what kind of man you actually are. Although I’m a 5’ 1 girl so everyone is likely taller than me.

brazzz911 · 2021-01-02T22:23:30+00:00

Wish we could’ve seen her reply or better yet, her face when she read that.

sublime90 · 2021-01-03T01:47:27+00:00

When Lauren is 60 and alone she's gonna settle for any guy who looks at her

BettmansDungeonSlave · 2021-01-03T04:36:52+00:00

“Hi. Why yes I have a good job and a house and a nice cabin at the lake and 2 vehicles and money in the bank. Ah, but alas, I’m only 5’11. Looks like you’re gonna have to fuck yourself.”

sunchipssss · 2021-01-03T22:17:13+00:00

If a women asks, “how much do you make?” then you gotta hit these shones back with “how much do you cost?”

The_Top_Prototype · 2021-01-15T10:38:25+00:00

Got 'em.

AmirIsBack · 2021-01-20T20:11:45+00:00

Majority of men are 178-180cm while 6ft is 183cm. How the fuck do average women think they can get someone with a good income, house and 6ft+? That's impossible unless you're a super hot woman with also a good career.

GAS_THE_RS3_REFUGEES · 2021-01-02T08:33:14+00:00

Today, men from the get go should have women sign pre-relationship financial agreements relinquishing any rights to any and all past, present and future incomes with exceptions for shared hereditary children.

omarsn93 · 2021-01-02T08:05:48+00:00

King

bharms27 · 2021-01-02T08:36:26+00:00

20% may not be legally possible depending on how good her salary is...

Darthdefaultdad · 2021-01-02T08:51:23+00:00

I really don't understand why people feel so entitled.

butt_salamander · 2021-01-02T06:34:30+00:00

A man of sheer determination & fucking will

mobile_user_4 · 2021-01-02T06:46:29+00:00

What if the federal maximum on your IRA+401k is still less than 20% of your income?

animemes1 · 2021-01-02T07:27:01+00:00

If I put 20% of my income in a tax deferred account I’ll hit the max within a few months lol

CarCross_Desert · 2021-01-02T11:52:39+00:00

1950 divorce laws need to fucking go. No man should ever marry again until that bullshit is gone.

foster_remington · 2021-01-02T08:51:31+00:00

this is completely fake lol

DealerPurple · 2021-01-02T09:06:35+00:00

Someone else put it well, it's fine that they demand those attributes because there are men with money out there that want the same and they deserve eachother.

AlwaysWorried27 · 2021-01-02T09:08:53+00:00

I love this guy so much!

QuarantineSucksALot · 2021-01-02T12:48:33+00:00

Apple 🤜🏾fuck intel🤛🏻 Gamers

hejbay · 2021-01-02T09:45:09+00:00

r/murderedbywords

king-kitty · 2021-01-02T10:01:25+00:00

Can u buy me a Big Mac

nunyafknbusiness · 2021-01-02T10:24:26+00:00

I meet the c cups or larger but fail the rest. I can mow a yard so that must count for something:D

SeleniumF0rest · 2021-01-02T10:31:08+00:00

And that's fair (I mean, assault and battery". This is the energy I’m holding the door for Jalibert, Ramos and Carbonel to get some snow this week, I guess, but I know what they're talking about. It’ll get really upset. They just support charities and open hospitals, the feel-good stuff. It's the middle East monarchies that do the bad stuff.

allnamesaretakenfu · 2021-01-02T10:31:45+00:00

Employed: check. Vehicle owner: check. Home owner: check. 6 ft 1 1/2 inches tall: check. Severe mental and emotional issues that disrupt my ability to function: double check. Where the ladies at? (And no I don't want to meet any of you ladies, it's a fucking pandemic. Stay inside)

ZippZappZippty · 2021-01-02T10:58:21+00:00

Honestly looks like she went to kayces plastic surgeon

boastar · 2021-01-02T11:14:10+00:00

Would be funny if she met the "requirements" and they hit it off.

shader_m · 2021-01-02T11:23:34+00:00

i never understood bra sizes, even after my first girlfriend. I did waaaay later. Its cup size to width measurements. D cups for someone whose under 120 pounds is a big difference to someones whose over 200 pounds. I mean, there's height to weight stuff too, but the point is that if your a short and skinny woman, d cups is like small C cups for someone with a wider torso measurement?

... I fucking confused myself. I forgot what i thought i knew

sdp1981 · 2021-01-02T11:30:35+00:00

Damn I've only got 6 months and put 15% into a retirement account. I need to step up my game.

Dmorrow615 · 2021-01-02T11:56:59+00:00

Women who care about height unless they're taller than them > Women who care about a man only being 6ft

ZippZappZippty · 2021-01-02T12:09:32+00:00

No , but Kyle Trask does

FuckRedditsADMIN · 2021-01-02T12:12:18+00:00

i meet all of his requirements but one, who the fuck has cash reserves of 9 months worth, that's insane, that money should be making money, sitting in an account "Just in case" is demonstrably idiotic

mighty1993 · 2021-01-02T12:30:32+00:00

How did she write Karen so wrong?

bspanther71 · 2021-01-02T12:32:35+00:00

9 months though? I mean, I guess in case of pregnancy maybe, but in general everything over 6 is probably overkill.

RickDDay · 2021-01-02T12:33:44+00:00

Ah words on a picture. It must be real because a man told off a tHoT and Reddit rewards with upvotes..

"That'll show my ex!"

darkallnight · 2021-01-02T12:57:17+00:00

What's debt/income ratio?

Oums_zero2 · 2021-01-02T13:11:50+00:00

🤣🤣 the burn

Frizen1312 · 2021-01-02T13:32:06+00:00

What if she have those tho

Haggerstonian · 2021-01-02T14:02:53+00:00

Simp is a small price to pay for salvation

ZippZappZippty · 2021-01-02T14:07:23+00:00

Oooh kill em

Edit: added “broken”

IGOMHN · 2021-01-02T14:10:10+00:00

Do people really keep track of their debt to income ratios?

StonyTheStoner420 · 2021-01-02T14:16:43+00:00

She’s probably thinks she is an Instagram model and sells nudes on Only Fans.

Delayedrhodes · 2021-01-02T14:17:53+00:00

This guy underwrites.

jakethedumbmistake · 2021-01-02T14:26:23+00:00

Everyone asks what I want is nikeeeees

dethmaul · 2021-01-02T14:34:04+00:00

Technically she said SHE has to have a house, car, and job; so he's good!

Jabroni_Balogni · 2021-01-02T14:59:00+00:00

Where is the negative interaction here? Is she not entitled to her standards just like he is entitled to his? You can want whatever you want out of a relationship and a partner and that is absolutely okay

QueenOfQuok · 2021-01-02T15:15:45+00:00

I've got a job a car and a house but the car and the house don't belong to me and the job pays chicken feed. Do I qualify?

BallisticBeastxo · 2021-01-02T16:15:02+00:00

Get her king

ThorbjornKonunger · 2021-01-02T16:35:46+00:00

NO DOUBLE STANDARDS HERE YOU MONEY GRUBBING HO

ShawdoSlayer · 2021-01-02T19:43:34+00:00

Why would she swipe unless she didn’t look at your profile and see half those things? That’s what profiles are for

BillyClubxxx · 2021-01-02T20:11:24+00:00

Man I’d love to hear her response. Lol.

Phylicite · 2021-01-02T20:24:48+00:00

Seems like an equitable exchange

2021-01-02T21:21:07+00:00

Lauren got c cups.

thatsmadbro_ · 2021-01-02T21:28:25+00:00

As he should

shotsfordays · 2021-01-02T21:29:19+00:00

I read the "6ft +" as social distancing. I'm like "damn, she wants all that stuff AND she doesn't want you to be within 6 ft of her. Buddy ain't getting even a handy."

sthlmtrdr · 2021-01-02T22:13:02+00:00

I believe it is required that the parents of the bride pay a dowry of $20,000 to the groom if they marry.

EpsilonChurchAlpha · 2021-01-02T23:50:35+00:00

I wanna see her reaction

Bigpeepeeboy420 · 2021-01-03T00:01:14+00:00

Hope this gets in the next vid

Mr_Wayne_331 · 2021-01-03T01:00:52+00:00

Justice...

Blind_Bison · 2021-01-03T01:19:02+00:00

Savage

leopezoaleo · 2021-01-03T04:07:19+00:00

why is the title ~ Womp-Womp~

TheMoistOneIsHere · 2021-01-03T04:47:26+00:00

Probably some hoe with a lot of plastic surgery who idolizes the Kardashians

Eastern-Gas2385 · 2021-01-03T14:25:01+00:00

What happened next?

DextroShade · 2021-01-03T23:28:54+00:00

Debt-free virgins without tattoos FTW!

Gunzerker111 · 2021-01-04T02:56:07+00:00

I require B-cups or smaller (maybe C?)

J0kerr · 2021-01-05T14:39:30+00:00

This society has issues...it literally can drive men to suicide over being under 6 feet, but if a man mentions a woman's weight, all hell breaks loose.

Froggzee · 2021-01-05T18:13:17+00:00

As you zoom into the picture, you can really get confused as to why she thinks she deserves all this.

justinjudah_ · 2021-01-05T22:02:08+00:00

You dropped this king 👑

EpicPhilanthropist · 2021-01-07T20:52:38+00:00

A prenuptial should be made a legal requirement for any marriage

Historical_Date_1314 · 2021-01-10T17:32:47+00:00

“Lauren”, hmm, coming across like a Karen.

McDankSquidles · 2021-01-13T11:51:41+00:00

Ah I see he is a man of culture, saving the most important quality for last XD

AANalog3275 · 2021-01-25T11:40:17+00:00

Finally some peace

CDewfus · 2021-03-02T18:25:33+00:00

People that have good credit have it for a reason.

iWARxMACHINEi · 2021-03-02T22:04:21+00:00

Man that girl is wayyy too fuckin busted to be having those kinda demands lol

12bucklemyflu · 2021-06-12T22:18:33+00:00

Having a job is a perfectly fine requirement, the rest are crazy though

CuteAffect · 2021-11-09T05:03:33+00:00

If she's smaller than a C cup or bigger than a D cup, IT'S A NO!!! I KNOW MY WORTH!!!!

Thediamondhandedlad · 2021-12-24T02:10:17+00:00

She’s gonna be a lonely bitch

HistoricalAnimator64 · 2022-07-02T04:42:14+00:00

Still not fair… A woman can achieve all those things but a man who’s less than 6 feet tall can never be 6 feet tall. He was better off saying that he prefers a woman with three legs

schneker · 2021-01-02T15:13:16+00:00

Truth is that she will just move on to the next one because men swipe right on anything with a heartbeat. Some of you are praising him for being upfront but shit on her for the same? The 6ft part is shallow but the other requirements are fine. She may very well meet her own requirements (house/car/job). There are plenty of man-children out there that likely lead to these requirements. There’s also a very good chance she has hundreds of matches. That’s the reality and some of you are giving off major incel vibes

courageoustale · 2021-01-02T10:49:57+00:00

Couple of losers.

Outcast_LG · 2021-01-02T13:24:41+00:00

I mean if you’re older and not in a city minus the height I don’t see anything too awful. Sure I can add a what if but this isn’t too bad

Pandoras-Soda-Can · 2021-01-02T11:41:05+00:00

Fuck man, if you meet all of those in this economy (US) you’re either a piece of shit or deserve to have high expectations

redmasc · 2021-01-02T18:34:02+00:00

9 months cash reserve for emergencies? 20% set aside for retirement? Does anyone do that? Seriously, that seems a little bit much unless you're making a lot of money.

ShitHouses · 2021-01-02T06:41:33+00:00

It would be interesting to know how many people here fit the standards of either side.

Sniper10908 · 2021-01-02T06:57:52+00:00

I can see some of this to be quite honest: a job and a car are pretty essential. A house not necessarily, apartments work too.

ThePoolManCometh · 2021-01-02T13:06:43+00:00

ITT: incels

TractionJackson · 2021-01-02T06:11:41+00:00

These fake DM's are getting tiring.

Appa2 · 2021-01-02T07:46:38+00:00

Lauren: insert bugs bunny meme* No . Crazy how women will make fun of men that go in their dms call a dude cute but to short or bald or something stupid to that degree. When they don’t meet their unrealistic requirements yet literally have and most likely never be held to even close to the same standards. I mean shit let a guy tell you your too tall or have bad hair, bad teeth or anything aesthetically literally telling anyone they are too X to be given a chance then add the extra requirement of needing to make money you’d feel like absolute shit then add the extra salt of most of society accepting the way it is. For women reading I’m not talking out my ass from getting rejected or w/e, my family is all females except for my grandpa so most of their friends are also female so Ik how it is. For women like this is it that hard to say you aren’t interested? and is love in your eyes really that conditional?

jayaugust · 2021-01-02T10:57:44+00:00

if she was hot herself then fine - but she's not.

caelum52 · 2021-01-02T06:43:51+00:00

Lol this is secretly graham Stephan

-Listening · 2021-01-02T15:01:31+00:00

I just realized the photo wasn't of a girl

RoscoMan1 · 2021-01-02T15:37:38+00:00

r/BoneAppleTea

awilddillyman · 2021-01-02T09:03:20+00:00

ITT: Short dudes

thriftstorethong · 2021-01-02T09:54:12+00:00

Bruh you are literally just a karma whore account and a misogynist. Hell, your post in AITA got taken down cause it was fake AND misogynistic.

I'm sorry that fake internet points and hating women so much you make fake posts for fake internet points are all you have right now. It'll get better for you if you develop real interests and grow some empathy.

What wont get better is this subreddit spiraling into r/incel2.0. If you're reading this, leave now and you might still have a chance at being a decent human. Your worth isn't determined by anyone finding you attractive/dateable/fuckable. You don't have to hate women who don't find you attractive/dateable/fuckable. It'll only make you more miserable.

ShitHouses · 2021-01-02T06:40:24+00:00

How is this pussypass? and how is it denied? You both have your standards. Thats allowed.

2SDUO3O · 2021-01-02T08:20:52+00:00

There's nothing wrong with what she's asking. It's rather nice of her to get straight to the point. It's only bitchy if she reacts negatively to his requirements. If everyone did this, matchmaking would be more efficient and possibly more fun.

BjuiiBomb · 2021-01-02T06:40:45+00:00

How is this a pussy pass? It could go both ways? I know this is a misogynistic sub and all, but I get confused sometimes.

Title	Womp-womp
Author	OttoManSatire
Upvotes	27376
Comments	820
Date	January 2, 2021 5:49 AM UTC (5 years ago)
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