I’m out of words.

enemy0freality · 2020-09-08T10:56:56+00:00

The painful thing is, this douche canoe will run around, presenting the following story to anyone willing to listen (or even not so willing), especially girls he's trying to pump and dump: "My ex was craaaaazy... She picked fights to force me to do all the housework and in the end, we broke up over effing tacos! How insane is that? I'm so hurt by my ex... now please sck my dck to ease my emotional torment."

Platipus6 · 2020-09-08T11:24:52+00:00

Stealth feeding you a known allergen is a huge sign of contempt. Not believing you, or finding joy in your physical discomfort - awful.

He hates her. (this is becoming a redundant observation lately)

saymoneyhoney · 2020-09-08T10:51:06+00:00

I feel like almost every post on AITA is completely ridiculous. This is no exception.

Ayxmiii · 2020-09-08T10:48:10+00:00

How can the only thing she takes out of this is his comment on the “division of labour” I- This post screams that she tried too hard to begin with. How can a man be mad about cleaning up.

Let’s all create boundaries early on in relationships

Eris_the_Fair · 2020-09-08T13:16:11+00:00

Authentic Mexican tacos almost never have cheese. Just one reason among many this dude is a moron.

Kacey_XD · 2020-09-08T10:52:09+00:00

She needs a FDS rescue mission!

So glad they broke up though. But she never should have thought she was the as*hole in that situation, it’s ridiculous.

GrapeJuiceEnthusiast · 2020-09-08T11:30:49+00:00

Yeah as someone who's lactose intolerant this would be an instant break-up for me. It's NOT pleasant being lactose intolerant and ingesting dairy. I'll have to deal with nausea, stomach cramps and diarrhoea for hours. The scrote probably knows this is what people with lactose intolerance go through and enjoys watching her suffer. And it's really concerning how the woman seems more concerned about him having a tantrum over the dishes. Yes that's awful but what about the fact he essentially tried to poison you???

Chobyo · 2020-09-08T11:16:10+00:00

And here ladies and gentleman you see the bar, being non existant. I honestly believe some humans should pass a basic psychology test before they're allowed to date..would weed out a shitload of people

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Revy_Ur_Engines · 2020-09-08T14:30:54+00:00

My take is that this guy wanted to break up so he could have sex with other ppl. In order to start some shit, he put cheese in the taco. That’s why when he left, he was trying to sleep with other ppl. When a guy wants to break up, he’s starts acting stupid and disrespectful.

AnniaT · 2020-09-08T10:56:13+00:00

This must be trolling! Btw are there many "you have to CoMMunICaTe" comments? Lol

SunsetOwls · 2020-09-08T11:10:54+00:00

AITA is the source for PickMe Olympics!

Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2020-09-08T12:36:43+00:00

So many red flags here already besides the taco issue. Like the racism, and the audacity, and the fact that she does the fucking cooking and the fucking dishes like a chump!

GuineveresGrace · 2020-09-08T13:26:27+00:00

Man, I’ve had people try to ‘spike’ me with a very bad allergen of mine (stage 4, it’s deadly), all because they thought they knew better, or somehow didn’t believe I was allergic. It is so terrifying when someone tampers with your food to purposefully place an allergen in it.

This is literally one of my worst nightmares. I’m not sure how this isn’t a criminal offense; it feels like malicious intent to me (disclaimer: NAL).

chatrebelle · 2020-09-08T13:12:19+00:00

He left and tried to fuck someone else while she was crying and expecting him to come back, so she finally dump him yay !

nowheyrose · 2020-09-08T12:02:05+00:00

This is garbage and this guy is garbage but also idk who needs to hear this but many kinds of cheese are lactose-free! Not traditional taco cheese but cabot cheddar is I believe.

RabidWench · 2020-09-08T11:31:22+00:00

Didn't she update and said they broke up?

NessaMonsta17 · 2020-09-08T13:24:14+00:00

I wonder what else he is comfortable fucking with just to get her to be what he wants.

I would legit dump him. He Knows SHE IS LACTOSE AND INTOLERANT. And yet he did the tampering on purpose. Like his intention wasn't to get her to enjoy cheese, his intention was to get her to shit herself and have bubble guts and cause her pain. Like what fuckery is this. She might as well been allergic to cheese and he would be like fuck it, you die, you die oh well.

IF any guy treats you like this, you dump him. You let him know he is an asshole for trying to harm you with this bullshit self enter behavior and dump him.

I had an Ex who wanted me to try Molly so bad, that he told me he thought about spiking my drink. My ex was going to drug me and he was feeling it was worth it, to get me to try it... Guess what I dumped his lil fugly ass.

Remember ladies, Zero tolerance. What you tolerate will set the standard for how much they will have to respect you. Think of a little kid testing your boundaries, you have to teach them the line. And you have to be no ifs ands or buts about it.

IF I were her I would tell him calmly get out and be Hella serious. And when he asks, I would then stare into them beady little eyes of his and tell him to get the fuck out of my house. Or if it's his house, I would tell him I'm done and I'm leaving. He protests and I'd remind him that I do not have to put up with this shit, and so Im out cause what he did was out of line. And I do not want be ever with a mam who is comfortable fucking with me shit.

Girls don't argue with him about this being right or wrong or that it wasn't that bad and blah blah. He'll try to engage you in a debate/argument so he doesn't look as bad and tries to save himself. Don't fall for it. Cause it absolutely is wrong, and your within your rights to be out.

Say what you need to and get gone, he may disagree or whatever, you not there to win an argument, you there to make your point and leave. And you have to leave, u can not be so easily won back or forgiving. You have to make it a point to let him suffer, so he will never question you on something like that ever again. Let him suffer the mental anguish of losing you because he was fucking stupid. Next time I guarantee you he will respect the fuck out of your wishes.

Half_Halt · 2020-09-08T17:30:49+00:00

Next, on AITA: "Dear Reddit, my boyfriend stiffed his drug dealer for $1000. I was stabbed 30 times & left for dead after the dealer broke into my apartment in which my boyfriend lives in rent free looking for him. I was in the hospital in a coma for a month. When I arrived home from the hospital yesterday, I saw that no one had tried to clean the huge bloodstain on the living room carpet. AITA for asking my boyfriend to go to Wal-Mart for cleaning supplies after he finishes his Call of Duty Discord next Thursday? He says the attack was my fault because I didn't give him $1000 to give his dealer in the first place. "

even_thriller · 2020-09-08T16:19:36+00:00

Sis posted a follow up. Apparently she showed the BF the reddit post, they got in a huge fight and he left to stay at his brothers. The scrote then proceeded to try and get laid while she was crying over him. She dumped his ass and when he refused to pay for his share of the rent he was threatened with small claims court and sent his share of the rent for their apartment. #KickHimOut2020

Hhjjuuy · 2020-09-08T15:13:28+00:00

Imagine thinking him talking to other women is worse than trying to poison you.

suspended_animation_ · 2020-09-08T17:15:27+00:00

Wow, instant breakup if it were me. No way is poisoning your partner is acceptable.. Forget the dishes. Hit the fucking road prick!

UshiiMoe · 2020-09-08T20:05:20+00:00

Why is it always women being labeled as over dramatic when its men who do stupid things and get angry because we had the audacity to call them out on it

Eluniae · 2020-09-08T22:34:54+00:00

Someone send this poor girl a link to the FDS sub

Half_Halt · 2020-09-08T13:35:36+00:00

Please be a 14yo boy trolling from his mom's basement. Please...

lellanc · 2020-09-08T14:09:29+00:00

cohabitation, not even once

thenew-supreme · 2020-09-08T15:17:27+00:00

What?!

Lavender_flow · 2020-09-08T15:58:06+00:00

I think 90 % of the stories are fucking made up. Like no way there is that many people pulling all kind of ridiculous bullshit all the time.

malibooyeah · 2020-09-08T16:26:01+00:00

Cheese aren't in MOST Mexican tacos anyway??? Wtf asshole.

2020-09-08T20:42:42+00:00

i needed this LOL

sunset74420 · 2020-09-08T19:49:16+00:00

LOL, bet this asshole thinks Chef Boyardee is authentic Italian, too. Someone should tell him that he doesn't have to pollute the air with every stupid thought that meanders through his head.

jebemo · 2020-09-09T14:43:25+00:00

Cheers to her father! At the very least

Title	I’m out of words.
Author	Ayxmiii
Upvotes	434
Comments	89
Date	September 8, 2020 10:47 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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