NvM “forgets” his gf is taking an important test, gets naked and thinks it’s funny.

solstice100 · 2021-06-30T09:50:08+00:00

I’m paying $1,700/month for my current apartment on an entry-level salary bc I refuse to have a roommate move in with me to share the cost. My sanity, privacy, and living standards are far too important to sacrifice for anyone, let alone some straight man who was socialized to be unhygienic and inconsiderate.

restlessGal · 2021-06-30T08:17:37+00:00

Oh I despise this sub. Most posts read as fake but regardless a big majority of them are “uh oh I’m an asshole” and no one calls them out because reddit is a cesspool of assholes

luvmyvulvaxoxo · 2021-06-30T05:02:24+00:00

So this man apparently doesn’t know his girlfriend is taking the bar exam IN THEIR FUCKING KITCHEN and proceeds to undress and Wipe His Sweaty Balls.

This jackass either literally never listens to her, completely forgot about her extremely important test (and apparently doesn’t even notice what his gf is doing when he’s in the room), thought it’d be a good prank, or he’s maliciously sabotaging her career.

Anyway you splice it, it makes me fucking livid that people think this is funny and acceptable. Can you imagine one of the most important moments in your partners life and forgetting about it and sabotaging it?? Like wtf?

Even my LVM ex would leave HIS bedroom while I did a video conference and wait for me to come get him. He’d politely creep into the room if I hadn’t warned him and he wasn’t sure if I was on a call.

This post just made me livid. I think this is either fan fiction or he wanted to sabotage her. No one takes their pants off and wipes their balls in the kitchen. Fucking disgusting.

Platipus6 · 2021-06-30T04:59:45+00:00

She's going to be a terrible lawyer if she believes any of his crap wasn't deliberate sabotage.

Exhibit #4,972 of men destroying women's careers, lives and reputations. They absolutely discussed her poor decision making in having the literal scrote in the background and it's going to affect her every day.

"She apologized for not spelling it out for me like the selfish, unthinking little fuckwit that I am".

Mcccy · 2021-06-30T08:42:07+00:00

He's jealous of her. He subconsciously hates she will be more successful than him and tries to sabotage her

janeaustenfan99 · 2021-06-30T05:16:30+00:00

He sounds proud of himself.

CuntWaffe · 2021-06-30T05:34:01+00:00

Even if she was just staring at the wall, who thinks it is completely ok to use paper towels on their sweaty sack in the middle of the kitchen? Take a shower, gross ass scrote!

queenofswordsxxx · 2021-06-30T06:00:08+00:00

Classic LVM behaviour, sabotaging your life and then making you apologise for it.

excusemeILY · 2021-06-30T06:01:28+00:00

It’s impossible that he wouldn’t know. She’s preparing to take the fucking bar exam. She’s probably stressed out and it’s all she can think/talk of.

But look at this trash acting as if he did “an oooppsie” teehee~~~~. No, asshole, no matter how you cut it, this is not just a slip up, it’s unacceptable

MagnfiqueMaleficent · 2021-06-30T08:51:45+00:00

SHE apologized to HIM? She was on a practice test as far as he knew and proceeded to make a ton of noise and whipped out his junk on camera?

That was 100% intentional and Reddit sucks for telling this garbage human that’s he’s an alright dude. 🤢

BoldBlackManta · 2021-06-30T05:35:24+00:00

Even if he wasn't lying (which he is) he thought she was just studying so he made a fuck ton of noise??? Real nice, dickhead.

meetme__atsunset · 2021-06-30T06:07:31+00:00

If his balls are so sweaty he needs to drop his pants and towel himself off he really ought to just take a whole shower. Nowway he was only sweaty in the front and not the back too 🤢

FDS-GFY · 2021-06-30T04:57:38+00:00

I hope she dumps his immature ass. He sounds like a total loser and deserves to cry himself to sleep out of loneliness until he grows up

ComprehensiveAmoeba9 · 2021-06-30T05:30:34+00:00

He knew she was being recorded, especially because she didn’t speak to him at all when he came home. His sick mind thought it would be some sort of a joke to strip naked in front of the camera. A normal person would go to the bathroom or their room to change if they’re sweaty, not do that in the kitchen. Is this guy 5 years old? The GF needs to dump him, she’s dating a man child

baobab77 · 2021-06-30T06:32:49+00:00

So instead of bathing he uses paper towels to wipe his sweaty balls? Men are gross and as much as I hate the pandemic, I'm super happy one of these creatures can't touch me.

Also, the only reason that wouldn't be my ex, is because I'm sure he'd make things worse for the real bar exam and refuse to move out.

FlockAroundtheClock · 2021-06-30T06:46:27+00:00

What an absolute fucking tool. I have to be on a call every other week right around when my husband gets home from work. He will literally stay outside and do some yard work or quietly start dinner because he's worried he'll interrupt me. I'm literally at the other end of the house with the door shut and I've told him not to worry about it but he knows the call is important and doesn't want to disturb me in anyway.

The bar exam is BRUTAL. I took it 20 years ago. I can't imagine how stressful it is now when you have to do so much online. And this clown has the audacity to come home and drop his drawers, talking about his "sweaty man meat" like he's a fucking teenager. Fuck this guy. She can do better.

SkiesEclipse · 2021-06-30T08:08:27+00:00

Can you imagine the disgust and outrage in the comments if the roles were reversed and some chick dropped her pants and squatted down and wiped her vag with a paper towel? Those same dudes laughing at this would NOT find it funny or cute, they’d probably say she was mentally ill.

Far_from_deceived · 2021-06-30T09:11:44+00:00

He could’ve done it in the bathroom.

But what a Coincidence!!!! He did it in the kitchen right in front of the camera!

kerean1997 · 2021-06-30T10:37:48+00:00

Even if he "forgot" that is an incredibly disgusting thing to do and shows you how much men don't care about themselves. If you're sweaty, TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER.

heroic_nincompoop · 2021-06-30T04:59:47+00:00

Proof that shacking up with a disgusting LVM will make your life worse

girl_in_red_costume · 2021-06-30T06:24:21+00:00

How could she believe this shit? Who wipes their balls in the middle of a kitchen?

Muffcakelord · 2021-06-30T06:44:56+00:00

He wouldn't undress unless he knew it was recorded and important.

barbellvalkyrie · 2021-06-30T10:58:23+00:00

"My sweaty balls > whatever the fuck my gf is doing" is quintessential scrote logic. Also, in the kitchen?? 🤮🤮

frostedgemstone · 2021-06-30T07:47:51+00:00

The comments are full of scrotes and pickmes defending the him since he should be able to ‘do whatever he wants in his own home’ they’re really putting his idiocy above a very serious exam. That is insane to think this is any way acceptable. I would literally lose my shit

endorphins_ · 2021-06-30T14:26:45+00:00

She apologized……to him?!?!!?!!?! 🥴🥴🥴🥴

Davina33 · 2021-06-30T07:36:16+00:00

Disgusting. I'm so glad I live alone now. No man dropping his clothes in my lounge and stinking up the place. I really don't see how this won't impact this poor woman negatively. Why couldn't he just walk to the bedroom and do it there?

vbych76 · 2021-06-30T05:08:00+00:00

I would sue him for everything. Every last penny he has, in hope, that he has enough to reimburse me for my time, while using his money to prepare for the new exam, living off the settlement.

the-worst- · 2021-06-30T14:32:27+00:00

Dude, why wouldn't you just go take a fucking shower? Or at least "dry your man meat" in the bedroom of bathroom! She doesn't owe you an apology for not codling you like a child.

He had to have looked over her shoulder at some point and notice she was in a call.

Also what kind of lowlife assumes a person is studying and makes a shit ton of noise around them?

Fucking man children.

GoldandGlowing · 2021-06-30T07:07:10+00:00

Flasher.

Yellowsunflowerlover · 2021-06-30T20:43:00+00:00

You have to be an idiot to not do this away from your SO's computer. It's a test, any person with common sense would know that the microphone and camera would be on, just to supervise no cheating is done. I get why the girl didn't tell him, he has a brain. He could have come to this conclusion himself. What is she supposed to do, hold his hand and give him warnings each time she's about to do something important? And who the hell goes to the kitchen and drops their pants to clean themselves up. That seems more work than going into the bathroom to shower. Men are really disgusting clueless people.

sveji- · 2021-06-30T13:22:01+00:00

He didn't know about her camera... Has she not worked from home at all for the last year? Does he not assume that there's a chance she might be in a meeting?

And also, if it was a woman who did this, her reputation would have been nonexistent by now. But since it's a man who did it in front of his girlfriend's camera.. yeah, the repercussions would be for the woman again.

Equal-Ear2312 · 2021-06-30T18:33:54+00:00

Male depravity, audacity of scrotes along with muh penis...

But now even muh (sweaty) balls.

Scrotes are disgusting.

lskfjd743 · 2021-06-30T12:45:35+00:00

Why the hell wouldn't this scrote just go to the bathroom, get naked, and then jump in the shower if he was that hot and sweaty that his crotch shrimp and micro balls were sticking to his body? Oh, I forgot! Hygiene is only for women and gays!!

ponchoacademy · 2021-06-30T22:27:04+00:00

okay so my brain is melting. Lets forget about the cameras. lets forget about the bar exam. lets even forget that someone else is in the apt altogether. Im trying really hard to think of any time in my life or any situation moving forward where id feel it totally fine and justified to stand in the kitchen naked rubbing the sweat from between my legs with a paper towel.

....stuff like this is why im paranoid about eating in other peoples homes. Who knows wtf they are doing in the place they prepare food!

So anyway, I digress...that she apologized to him, and he felt owed and appreciated the apology for being upset he got naked, rubbed his balls with the kitchen paper towels, in the kitchen, on cam, during her exam, is also gross.

okay so now back to my general confusion..do they not have a bathroom? with a shower? I mean, when Im feeling sweaty, thats my go to solution. He just sounds like a very low functioning person to not be aware of the most basic life skills, like how to use the bathroom.

Tanalize · 2021-06-30T22:56:05+00:00

ShE aPolOgIzEd even though he was purposefully making noise for whatever reason (🤔) and pulled off his pants confidently in the background of where her camera was facing, so he did know she was doing something serious. Small dick and clit energy.

hexriot2001 · 2021-10-24T23:54:18+00:00

Honestly, I hate to say this, but I think I would become physically violent if a man did this to me, accident be damned.

Interesting_Day1188 · 2021-07-01T02:50:19+00:00

Hmm, must not have a cold shower or a bathroom, I guess.

ShieldMaidenLagertha · 2021-07-01T03:29:35+00:00

Who wipes their genitals in the kitchen? Vile...

_queeeen_ · 2021-07-01T05:03:28+00:00

This man is a risk to her career and sanity. He knew he was on camera and put on a show. Why else would he come on Reddit and brag about it. NEXT.

ChocoBananza · 2021-07-01T12:35:23+00:00

So… he came home, greeted her, got no response (because she’s not allowed to respond back, according to him), didn’t think that anything was out of the ordinary, and then proceeded to get as disgusting as possible in front of her.

Yeah, this is a writing prompt if I ever saw one. The more concerning things are the real responses to this fiction. God save us…

shoesfromparis135 · 2021-07-01T21:01:38+00:00

Wow.

Title	NvM “forgets” his gf is taking an important test, gets naked and thinks it’s funny.
Author	luvmyvulvaxoxo
Upvotes	388
Comments	83
Date	June 30, 2021 4:55 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/oapyrd/nvm_forgets_his_gf_is_taking_an_important_test/
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