Imagine not replying for two hours because you’re studying and you come back to this...

oi_oi_oink · 2020-10-26T06:18:45+00:00

LMAO look at him trying to give advice when she didn't even ask for it.

daisy_0720 · 2020-10-26T08:25:47+00:00

There were like 17 different personalities in this one conversation.

Platipus6 · 2020-10-26T07:07:36+00:00

hahaha look at him frantically slap the lever for a pellet that isn't even there, and then blame it, attempt to "Demonstrate Value", have an existential crisis, blame himself, passive aggressive jabs, monologuing, "b*tches just like Chads who abuse them huh", and the finale, his entitlement to appeal to our socialization that we exist to assist all scrotes on the planet.

What a wild ride his hamster is having.

LuciannaVamp · 2020-10-26T06:31:31+00:00

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sahu_ · 2020-10-26T08:25:22+00:00

What a Trainwreck looked like..two hours? I couldn't stop reading. And the random exam mansplaining..I'm curious, did you reply back? Or just leave him monologuing into the void?

ProfessionalPee · 2020-10-26T09:28:22+00:00

I like how he sarcastically went "oh should I have negged you or something??" As if he wasnt literally doing that already. What a dumbass.

morstin · 2020-10-26T09:12:11+00:00

You missed the parts when he pulled out Bayes' theorem 😭

https://twitter.com/jasminericegirl/status/1318661521694724096?s=19

Party-Promise-8840 · 2020-10-26T10:55:52+00:00

“Despite my tall, dashing looks, and exquisite physique”

That part made me spit out my water🤣

xpepperx · 2020-10-26T06:03:05+00:00

Courtesy of @jasminericegirl on twitter

Ms_Tilly · 2020-10-26T11:33:41+00:00

Good lord. That's 100% a psycho. I dodged one of these bullets over the weekend. I think the only reason he didn't go crazy on me over text is because I could go to HR. He got chatting with me because SUPPOSEDLY something another workmate said about me had him "worried". Come to find out he was just trying to add me to his narcissistic work harem. Without cluster B experience and FDS, I may have fallen for it.

ThrowRA745318 · 2020-10-26T08:27:06+00:00

Ahhh, the familiar "I can't voice an opinion or feeling of my own without being ready to furiously back pedal, please just tell me what to say that will work!" .

Mysterious_Midnight7 · 2020-10-26T12:18:00+00:00

Congratulations on dodging Ted Bundy

greeneyesrosylips · 2020-10-26T13:37:07+00:00

I saw the Twitter thread and the comments are full of pick-mes defending him and saying he's probably autistic. I NEVER see this energy when it comes to neurodivergent women, they're just "weird"

devilooo · 2020-10-26T06:06:33+00:00

O M G

Champagne_bitch · 2020-10-26T06:25:46+00:00

Wow, someone's a bum.

Novemberinthechair · 2020-10-26T06:49:40+00:00

Fucking wow. Jekyll and Hide much?

2020-10-26T08:34:22+00:00

You're pretty, smart etc. Uhmmm okayyy??? Thanks for the effort you put in with that "etc"

lellanc · 2020-10-26T09:01:37+00:00

Honestly I couldn’t even finish reading because of the intense second hand embarrassment. How does he sleep at night and not be haunted by this?

romantickitty · 2020-10-26T12:46:43+00:00

I feel like this proves we don't really need to be there to maintain our half of the conversation with some guys. They aren't listening to us anyway.

Magistraliter · 2020-10-26T12:56:38+00:00

"What should have I done better or differently?"

Well, you could've shut up, just saying...

shaquielle0atmeal · 2020-10-26T12:49:28+00:00

This has happened to me before. I literally didn't reply for all of 10 minutes and the guy started sending me several questions marks saying things like "hello?" "Wyd?" "Are you going to answer my question?" It was creepy as heck. Thank God for fds because pre-fds, I probably would've took pity on him

OrangeyPanda · 2020-10-26T13:19:59+00:00

Jasminerice: "and this is why I dont talk to men for free".

Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2020-10-26T13:11:32+00:00

Men: we're not desperate for pussy!

Also men: this clownery

2020-10-26T13:48:50+00:00

Once, I turned my phone off at work and came back to 17 missed calls from my ex. God I’m so glad I cut that guy off completely holy fuck

ninetiesbaby16 · 2020-10-26T15:07:41+00:00

Flashback to the middle aged cluster b Peter Pan syndromes guy I dated once. I went to class with my phone off and come back to him breaking up, taking me back and breaking up with me several times, complete with all seven stages of grief displayed in a stream of consciousness clusterfuck 🥴

But no, no it’s definitely the women who are clingy and crazy lmao 🙄

Davina33 · 2020-10-26T11:16:23+00:00

He is a nutter!

palmettojla · 2020-10-26T11:24:46+00:00

Psycho talk..

Muffy217 · 2020-10-26T13:45:23+00:00

I’m assuming that this man is a doctor. If you are a tall doctor with dashing good looks and insanely high test scores and you are single, it’s on you bud. Most of my clients at work are medical practices and I’ve dated a doctor or two. Even the not so great looking guys have no issue finding dates. It’s pretty well known that almost all specialties outside of GPS and pediatricians make a high, steady income and a lot of women look for that in a partner.

laserkatze · 2020-10-26T13:53:25+00:00

damn girl isn’t that romantic, he writes you a book and you don’t even have to say anything /s

RavenWudgieRose · 2020-10-26T14:36:27+00:00

The scrote sounds like he's about to cry...

Waste-Win · 2020-10-26T13:30:13+00:00

Mister intense is feeling extra talkative today

Queencake504 · 2020-10-26T14:25:48+00:00

This will be the same type of fckboi that if you ever did text back ,he'll start the breadcrumb texting game.They will blow your phone up with texting when they know they don't have your attention.

2020-10-26T15:29:18+00:00

How does one have an entire conversation with them self at someone and not feel shame?

pancakeCEO · 2020-10-27T04:55:46+00:00

Omfg. I am also a med student and you all would be appalled by the level of mansplaining that goes on. I don't think I had really experienced it before and I was like, why do these guys keep talking so loudly and over me to explain concepts that I've already mastered and reassuring me that I'll get it soon enough??? And then it clicked that this must be what mansplaining is. It's physically nauseating.

Fearlessfell · 2020-10-26T15:31:59+00:00

What!!!!!? In the world...

chorussaurus · 2020-10-26T16:04:01+00:00

This is gollllllddd.

figureskaterforlife · 2020-10-26T16:04:54+00:00

I just can't put my finger on what it is that makes him act so psycho. Never seen anything like that before.

Revy_Ur_Engines · 2020-10-26T16:49:45+00:00

Oh girlfriend he’s gots to go

Annia_Cornificia · 2020-10-26T17:38:55+00:00

Desperate men just give themselves away completely lmao.

riotous486saturn · 2020-10-26T20:25:30+00:00

He is mentally unstable...

lhatw · 2020-10-26T15:01:21+00:00

God, I do not miss university lmao. I’m having Vietnam flashbacks reading this.

PollyAnnaSunshine · 2020-10-26T16:18:55+00:00

🤦‍♀️

bossbabekaren2point0 · 2020-10-26T18:43:46+00:00

Freaking hell I can’t stand a person who bombards you with messages. This guy clearly isn’t in school or doesn’t take his studying seriously to think that someone studying means they will be texting you the whole time they’re supposed to be studying.

Also, med school is nothing but studying; especially in the first two years! Is he insane or just so unaware/ignorant to the highest degree? Ffs

Rasaya87 · 2020-10-27T00:23:37+00:00

The dude sounds desperate and impatient. What if the lady was at work and he blew up her phone like this? Unreasonable to me. Also, lmao, he clearly failed to "make her" his girlfriend. What a yutz.

janeaustenfan99 · 2020-10-27T00:24:54+00:00

How inconsiderate. Like if she’s not replying back right away it’s because of him? Some men truly think all we are is holes. Ahem, we have responsibilities, and bills to pay.

Saitschik · 2020-10-27T00:25:01+00:00

The logical, rational sex in it's full glory

MRgoudaonionspickles · 2020-10-27T03:54:44+00:00

"What should I have done differently..."?

Well, you can shut the fuck up and let me study instead of being a fly in my ear for 2+ hours, for starters

hakunnamatatamfs · 2020-10-27T09:28:01+00:00

So clingy ugh

pencilbride2B · 2020-10-27T20:08:17+00:00

OH MY GOD, flashbacks, I had a few guys from Tinder like this. I go out and come back to 20 bipolar messages. Where they cycle from trying to get your attention to passive-aggressive attacks LOL

Why are men like this?

_lordmicrowave · 2020-11-01T13:59:38+00:00

It just... Kept... Going...

Title	Imagine not replying for two hours because you’re studying and you come back to this...
Author	xpepperx
Upvotes	429
Comments	87
Date	October 26, 2020 6:02 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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