The audacity 🤦🏻‍♀️

allitime · 2020-12-29T18:45:33+00:00

He looks exactly how I would've imagined him to look

Sage_Planter · 2020-12-29T19:30:36+00:00

Even when I do fit the criteria listed in a man's profile, I always swipe left.

This isn't Domino's. You're not ordering a pizza. Extra cheese. Light sauce.

Tell me about you, and then you vet for the people you're looking for.

eluriaeve · 2020-12-29T18:48:55+00:00

Lmfao the picture though 🤮

Why do they think they can get away with being so fucking picky like this? Yikes. It’s the inflated fucking ego for me.

Lemon_bars_addiction · 2020-12-29T18:47:38+00:00

Audacity year end clearance sale clearly!

Ana_jp · 2020-12-29T19:19:47+00:00

I filled my condo with delicate antique furniture that has weight limits. Men feel excruciatingly uncomfortable in my space and that’s how I like it. This dude expecting his girl to host his boys too would run far far away from my place.

MadamLeFay · 2020-12-29T18:49:46+00:00

How can someone like him possibly still be single?!?!?!?

UnstrirringCoffee · 2020-12-29T19:23:04+00:00

He is only 21? He looks at least 10 years older than that.

kittycakes22 · 2020-12-29T19:59:26+00:00

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FirePreferred · 2020-12-29T19:16:10+00:00

Omg, is this a series? *subscribed*

InaneObservations · 2020-12-29T20:46:08+00:00

Why would I need to cook, if he is literally a professional chef. Here's your $15. Get in the kitchen and do your job.

2020-12-29T19:39:37+00:00

That man literally looks like he only knows what a vagina is in theory, and has never been near an actual one.

ItsFreezen · 2020-12-29T22:05:20+00:00

Scrotes never mention any benefits to dating them.

PmMeYourFountainPens · 2020-12-29T23:08:51+00:00

I went on a date once where no more than 5 minutes in the guy asks me if I sleep around. He said he didn’t want to be with a slut. Then in another 5 minutes he asks me if I’d be willing to sleep with other men while he watched. He said it was a deal breaker if I wasn’t up for it. Why do these men want virgin whores??

v0ta_p0r_m0ta · 2020-12-29T19:35:10+00:00

I am dyinggggg 🤣😂🤣💀 congrats NicOOo..you played yourself.

Fun_Sherbet · 2020-12-29T21:37:56+00:00

The grand reveal lol... Niiicooooooo

purasangria · 2020-12-29T22:21:59+00:00

He's fat and gross, also looks 10 years older than he is. What is it with men and the audacity?

Novemberinthechair · 2020-12-29T23:18:12+00:00

All these demands from a CHUD.

2020-12-29T20:33:12+00:00

Sometimes I hope that's just satire 🤦🏻‍♀️

2020-12-30T00:02:16+00:00

I real life know a guy like this, short fat fuck who thinks hes a gangsta coz he poses with his big brother's gun on fb. It hasn't occured to him that if you think you're a gangster, but youre broke, youre not a gangster, point blank period.

curiousandbashful · 2020-12-29T22:08:21+00:00

Source? This is excellent

99power · 2020-12-30T02:25:02+00:00

That’s a hazardous dumpster fire if I’ve ever seen one. Somebody call OSHA. I love his audacity to have this many qualifications and not explain even a little why he deserves them.

redwineandsolitude · 2020-12-30T03:46:02+00:00

What is it with men voicing their hair tone preference? I’ve seen this so often. Usually it’s either a brunette or redhead fetish (I guess voicing a blonde-only fetish is too obviously “I only date white chicks.”). I literally never think of hair color as a dealbreaker...

KateJ1982 · 2020-12-30T05:58:36+00:00

What a delightful opportunity! I was just wishing I had a gangster that I could cook and clean for, and as a bonus, he will also allow me to give him BJs? But wait, there's more ladies - in addition to bringing his gargantuan backpack of audacity to the table, this homeless scrub is also going to allow me to host him and his fellow gangsters for "balling up" sessions. Just what my home needs, I can't wait to experience that. And this photo, it just draws the viewer in. The gun, the (super straight) finger, the radiator, the beverage on the floor, the baggy onesie couture, it just screams quality man that will only improve my life. This fellow has the whole package and isn't afraid to let the ladies know it. Competition will be steep among steady income earning, average height, low self-esteem, illiterate-loving brunettes.

MACMUA · 2020-12-29T21:51:36+00:00

They must be lining up lol

Real-Current · 2020-12-30T05:29:17+00:00

This clip is amazing! And the girl is so creative, love it!

pikkpie · 2020-12-30T11:45:28+00:00

He's 21? More like 40

nonchalance77 · 2020-12-30T18:00:43+00:00

Wow. Nico is a walking neck beard fedora. The only king he has is Burger King.

2020-12-30T23:57:56+00:00

Is he really 21? He has to be lying because nah? Also does he even have them king coins? Cause nah sis.

Title	The audacity 🤦🏻‍♀️
Author	kittycakes22
Upvotes	594
Comments	73
Date	December 29, 2020 6:42 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/kmk4b9/the_audacity/
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