This 👏🏻 is 👏🏻 why 👏🏻 I 👏🏻 have 👏🏻 trust issues!! Take them to the barbers on the first date. 💈 🪒

thinktwiceorelse · 2021-05-08T22:43:26+00:00

Now I know why I felt weird about my ex when he was clean shaven.

Lemon_bars_addiction · 2021-05-08T22:29:41+00:00

I can’t even look at beards the same way anymore after one FDS user mentioned the fact that most beards were found to contain fecal matter 🤢

Nice_Pass2393 · 2021-05-08T22:48:51+00:00

I can't stand the look and feel of facial hair

companyofwolves · 2021-05-08T22:35:16+00:00

I will never be over how men set the most ridiculous beauty standards for themselves, because it's the patriarchy that controls beauty standards, and then have the audacity to claim that it's women who really care about these minor fucking issues. They aren't even things that most women fixate on or even care about.

Height? Jawline? Who gives a fuck? Look, it's not like women often don't like a tall man with a well defined jaw, but a lot of us are happy to taken an entire nice-looking package that is clean, respectful, and has its shit together without fixating on the smallest and most minute points. A strong jawline means nothing if you cry about wanting a "tradwife" and have a raging porn addiction and no money.

Men project, as always, their need for every single feature to tick off an approval box instead of looking at the bigger picture. Always tellin' on themselves, even when they're crying about beauty standards that they made.

Pasdepromesses · 2021-05-09T01:10:30+00:00

This is how I feel about headwear too.

“A hat, however ostentatious, can only disguise the deficiencies of its perch so long.”

NoMoreLVM · 2021-05-09T10:35:45+00:00

When men have beards like that we know exactly what they’re trying to do. It’s so obvious. It’s so weird but every time I see such a sculpted beard of that length I immediately assume he is an incel for this exact reason. I wish these men would invest less energy into creating the illusion of a jawline and more energy into developing empathy and basic life skills

Maingurl · 2021-05-08T22:27:12+00:00

Beard fishing...

oldschool32 · 2021-05-08T23:25:41+00:00

Something I want to point out. This is like one of those diet before and after things. In the second photo, he has better posture which helps his chin on its own. He also has groomed his beard. The first photo looks like he just didn’t shave. The second is well groomed and is no different than taking care of your hair to give it more volume. Just my $.02

millennialpink2000 · 2021-05-08T22:08:21+00:00

A beard is a male equivalent of a push up bra. Is it 'false advertising' or are you just misogynistic

yetanotherhail · 2021-05-08T22:59:47+00:00

I mean, isn't it common knowledge that they use beards to hide what they want hidden? Either it's no jaw, no chin or a double chin. I don't recall the last time I've seen a bearded man with a truly attractive face. Those that go for the Ultimate Chad beard style are the worst, by the way.

tequilanoodles · 2021-05-08T23:37:39+00:00

I can't stand beards on guys period, but I understand that that's personal preference

warinmymind94 · 2021-05-09T19:27:23+00:00

Beware of hat fishing, men that use hats to hide that they are balding. Beware of the hairstyles specially worn to hide they are balding and receding!

AcadiaLeather5071 · 2021-05-08T23:08:56+00:00

BEARD FISHING 🎣 🐠😱

_queeeen_ · 2021-05-09T01:17:22+00:00

I don’t like beards. Full stop.

Protoetype · 2021-05-09T04:24:04+00:00

Beard hair just looks gross to me, especially when you notice one lone, spindly hair that's poking out where it doesn't seem it should be growing.

The whole beard thing I think is just men trying to get out of shaving and "embracing their natural selves" all the while still shaming women for having any body hair at all.

Tragicallysentient · 2021-05-09T11:29:32+00:00

ONE SWIPE OF THE SHAVER AND ITS ALLLLLL OVER

Heather619 · 2021-05-09T01:51:47+00:00

I wish I could tag Dan Blizerian.

lessadessa · 2021-05-08T23:53:34+00:00

Ew I hate beards. And this is all the more reason why I don’t trust them!

Hedy__Lamarr · 2021-05-09T13:09:15+00:00

I almost never find facial hair attractive. I hate the feeling of facial hair touching my skin, especially my face. And most men just look like homeless bums because they don't actively keep up with trimming it daily. Full on beards is an absolute no. Both beard examples in this set are disgusting looking.

zazaleaz · 2021-05-09T02:09:06+00:00

I like beards, but only if they are neat/groomed. This hobo beard look has got to go.

islandmaiden · 2021-05-09T05:31:18+00:00

I won't date a man with beard. Men rarely grow beards where I live, so knowing men intentionally grow beards in other countries is bizarre to me. It screams of poor hygiene. Why would a woman wanna kiss a man with beard or mustache?

And now knowing that they grow beards to hide their weak jaws solidifies my position.

the-lonely-spirit · 2021-05-09T00:06:08+00:00

Not to sound like a Pickmesha but dude's chin isn't as bad as I've seen...like some men I've seen have negative chins.

Plus the beard is nice...beards make men look older and nothing makes me more uncomfortable than a baby faced scrote.

Determinedblonde · 2021-05-09T07:33:40+00:00

I’ve always hated beards because they always belong to cheap, dirty men.

eclo · 2021-05-09T10:58:46+00:00

I honestly don’t know if prefer beards bc they hide the ugly face more so we don’t m have to see it or if this is why I dislike it bc it’s tricking you into illusions of a chin.

Nymphomaniac12345 · 2021-05-09T11:32:26+00:00

Well I guess it’s like makeup. I actually wish guys would do this and other things to improve themselves, at least there would be more good looking guys out there.

Hmtnsw · 2021-05-09T04:23:49+00:00

Having long hair with a round face makes the illusion of having a slimmer face. Everyone playing.

But on a more serious note, lol, I don't like beards. Hide the jawline, I'm out.

frostedgemstone · 2021-05-09T07:19:00+00:00

Yeah this is why I don’t date men with facial hair. Men with attractive faces won’t be looking to hide a big portion of their face like that

sugarplumcutie · 2021-05-09T18:37:39+00:00

I don’t like beards. I detest them. I assume all men with beards are evil anyway, so I’m good I guess😭

FDS-GFY · 2021-05-09T07:55:45+00:00

Beards gross me out

WimminCritter · 2021-05-08T22:07:26+00:00

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Apprehensive-Salt458 · 2021-05-08T22:17:47+00:00

Yea it's actually pretty rare for people to have that prominent of a jawline anyway. I mean we were makeup to make our eyes look bigger right?

atthevanishing · 2021-05-08T23:47:14+00:00

First date, take em to the barbershop

Devils_Tango · 2021-05-09T07:13:18+00:00

If I can keep my pubes clean when my partner goes down on me I expect him to keep his beard clean too.

Hard agree on men’s universally nasty hygiene and the lols of this meme, but can we also not get racist about cultures where beards are common please? Like my dad’s not the greatest dude but he washes his beard at least 5 times a day.

Title	This 👏🏻 is 👏🏻 why 👏🏻 I 👏🏻 have 👏🏻 trust issues!! Take them to the barbers on the first date. 💈 🪒
Author	CorruptSoulGem
Upvotes	571
Comments	91
Date	May 8, 2021 10:02 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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