Scrote: how did she get it? Me: probably school

Scrote: yeah. A "petting party" with seniors and some college freshmen.

Me: what

Scrote: Loll, whatever the kids call them these days. Basically light orgies.

Me: No idea what you’re saying. She’s 13

Scrote: Just fucking around. That shit was happening when I was 13 though, just saying. After that incident what that older dude or whatever she probably knows better though.

Me: it’s not an STD, dude. It’s covid.

Update: after I blocked him, a mutual friend asked him why the fuck he said that. It was the usual, it was a BaD jOkE and he’s rEaLlY sOrRy and he FuCkEd Up and WiLl dO bEtTeR but then had to add that he thinks I might be a fake friend for telling people and wonders who else I told. Mega fucking eye roll.