Dick does nothing for me.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Dick gives me 0 pleasure. It’s useless to me. And it’s not because I can’t feel it or because my vagina’s loose - nope, I feel it, and men have called me tight (read: non-aroused) many times as a compliment 🤢

I feel it and it’s not a good feeling. Dick literally feels uncomfortable. I don’t get any form of pleasure at all from dick or anything for that matter in my vagina, to the point where I don’t even touch my vagina when I’m masturbating. I’ve tried many times with a dildo, maybe it’s the angle, maybe it’s the speed, maybe it’s this or that, my partners have tried with that come hither finger move, they’ve chased my g spot - nope. Dick, fingering, dildos, anything inside my vagina gives me 0 pleasure. If anything, the uncomfortable feeling of having a huge hard object filling me up makes it a negative experience. I’ve never understood why someone said they craved dick. It gives me NOTHING.

My clit however, she’s very capable of giving me pleasure. But men don’t pay attention to her. I’m able to orgasm pretty much unlimited, it depends on when my hands get too tired to continue rather than on my clit, and yet no man has ever tried giving me more than two orgasms at once. Most of the time, I was lucky if I got one. I literally have 5+ any time I touch myself, meaning that sex with men is just BAD BUSINESS for me - less orgasms, more discomfort, STD and pregnancy risk, not to mention the risk of abuse, the lowered respect men have for you, the list goes on and on.

Even if I tried to rub one out while having sex, my ex would always try to pound me harder and faster when I was getting close which just ruined the orgasm completely. His thrusting just turned me off - I remember wanting to tell him to stop trying to “plow” me, it does nothing for me! But his ego would’ve died if I said that (in retrospect, I really should’ve said it but I was such a PickMe that I didn’t want to hurt his feelings 🤡).

Dick is so boring. When I was younger and watched porn and women begged for dick, I would always be confused af. Girl, what are you begging for? Discomfort? Even if I had the same feeling from my vagina as I do from my clit, I’m sure me and a dildo would produce superior orgasms to anything a man could ever give me. Back then I had sex PURELY for the validation. And now FDS has shown me how to validate myself, so I can finally admit it: I HATE DICK.

I hate dick and I’m a heterosexual woman? Yup. Make it make sense. I've just stopped dating. No man and what he could bring to my life is worth having to touch his penis on the regular.

On top of being useless for me, dicks are so unattractive! I can be turned on by a dude and then he takes his pants off and suddenly I’m struggling to stay wet because 🤢 Don’t get me started on feeling his balls swinging and hitting you during sex because I will vomit 🤮 And when it’s soft and resembles some small animal that you’d find pickled in a mad scientist’s lab 💀 Or when he orgasms - sperm is literally REPULSIVE. I once, in my search for validation, called myself a cum sl*t - and nope, I’m the very opposite. If a man ever cums close to me again, I’m peeing on him so we can both be repulsed and degraded 🤷‍♀️

I’m done with dick. Dick makes my skin crawl. They’re so disgusting. And the men they’re attached to aren’t exactly an improvement 🙄 Thank you for listening to my rant.