A Text from an Ex. Have a field day, Queens.

SnooCookies487 · 2021-09-16T12:39:18+00:00

I have an ex who still tries to contact me after 15 years. These scrotes want to waste your time when you're with them and when you've moved on.

PeanutButterPigeon85 · 2021-09-16T13:07:27+00:00

It's like I always text prospective friends:

"Hey girl, I could use a friend. I'm not going to steal your TV or stab you in the kidneys. Want to be friends?"

throwaway-fds · 2021-09-16T11:34:29+00:00

"Hey sister"

🥴🥴🥴🥴 I don't know why this bothers me. Why an ex calling you a sister?

"I need a woman to perform emotional labor on me"

Was he a hobosexual? Since he said he don't want none of your money lmaooo

creamtart_ · 2021-09-16T11:30:18+00:00

I love a good roast-a-scrote.

The fact that he had to state he doesn’t want sex or money ONLY makes me think he wants sex and money. 😂

ApprehensiveGiftBox · 2021-09-16T11:28:25+00:00

He called you sister?

Platipus6 · 2021-09-16T11:28:58+00:00

Venmo request $200 to continue chat 😀

vforvendetta87 · 2021-09-16T13:11:55+00:00

“I’m not looking to have sex and I don’t want any of your money…” Translates to: “I want sex and money.” Come on. Does he think you’re an idiot?

Edit: I want to add that anytime a toxic ex contacted me after years of zero contact was in fact, looking for sex; never failed. They’re so predictable.

spacecats24 · 2021-09-16T11:52:38+00:00

Is your ex James Charles?

CoconutYogurtCEO · 2021-09-16T13:27:32+00:00

HEY SISTER LMFAOOOO

pascalines · 2021-09-16T13:33:05+00:00

LOL “I just want to extract all of your emotional labor and give nothing in return” emotional vampire ass dudes

ReadLearnLove · 2021-09-16T14:14:06+00:00

I know it is best not to gratify such a text with a response, but several responses leap to mind: "Get behind me, Satan!" "No thanks, brother, I'm not thirsty." "That's such a tempting offer. If only I didn't already know you to be a parasite." "Oh, I am so glad you texted me because I am SOOO broke, and about to get evicted/lose my house. I really need your financial support."

Risas1239 · 2021-09-16T11:31:20+00:00

Block-delete tho

asianinindia · 2021-09-16T12:57:06+00:00

Hey sister. Lol. The sister really ticks me off.

blackmetalbetty · 2021-09-16T14:37:27+00:00

Morgan Freeman voice: He did, in fact, want sex and money.

dollymyfolly · 2021-09-16T13:41:02+00:00

I think he’s telling on himself lol

pompommom31 · 2021-09-16T14:44:05+00:00

Just further proof that men truly are the weaker sex.

GigaKarenEnergy · 2021-09-16T11:30:54+00:00

Just ew. You know he’s ready to spill his drama on you

Mimosa_usagi · 2021-09-16T14:33:29+00:00

Lol he definitely wants sex and money. Did he think he was cleverly hiding it by drawing attention to it.

oddcharm · 2021-09-16T14:50:34+00:00

LOL I hope your responded with your rates for therapy sessions, he's giving me emotional vampire vibes

Newwavesupport3657 · 2021-09-16T16:59:26+00:00

Men trying to talk to us as if they’re fellow women creeps me out. Saying shit like “sister” and “girl”, little platonic pet names that women have for each other is gross when men use it 🤢

muffy2008 · 2021-09-16T15:40:16+00:00

“Hey sister”.

Wtf?!?! I would never, in a million years, call a man I had sex with my brother.

Like, just think about texting an ex “hey brother, how have you been?”

Even hypothetically, it sounds creepy af

fashiong99 · 2021-09-16T12:46:48+00:00

I really can’t stand people that always have to have someone to keep them company and are willing to loose their dignity for it, mature and learn to love yourself and to be alone, if you can’t that’s probably because something is really really really wrong

dragon_wolf4 · 2021-09-16T14:01:34+00:00

How could anyone, in their right mind, ever call someone they once slept with sister!? There's obviously a lot else also wrong with the above text, but ....

miwamus · 2021-09-16T16:31:39+00:00

This only proves that men know how low the bar is.

Feministtiktok · 2021-09-16T17:12:10+00:00

Jame Charles: hey sisterrrrr

ChocolateBiscuit96 · 2021-09-16T19:10:34+00:00

Is he James Charles or something? “HEy SisTeR” 🤪🤪🤪🤪

nattyhattie · 2021-09-16T16:30:21+00:00

even_thriller · 2021-09-16T16:43:28+00:00

I hope you just left him on read and then blocked and deleted. Smh.

thediverswife · 2021-09-16T19:33:04+00:00

Okay but as I read that I heard him say it in an Oliver Twist voice and shaking a begging bowl.

PicoPicoMio · 2021-09-16T20:04:16+00:00

Not “Hey Sister 💀”

menina2017 · 2021-09-16T20:07:51+00:00

I’m so glad you’re strong enough to ignore him and stay away from him. What a tool. So you say he can’t keep a job - yet he has no problem getting women? Smh

Khentiamentiu42 · 2021-09-16T19:54:44+00:00

handle it like a Khaleesi

cat_lio · 2021-09-16T17:24:42+00:00

"Hey..."

dancedancedance7 · 2021-09-17T06:16:42+00:00

Block! Don't give him more airtime and thoughtspace.

haggis_rising · 2021-09-17T11:34:23+00:00

The only truth in his statement is the verb 'use'

I could use a friend = rinse you emotionally, spiritually and financially. Because that's what friends are for!

ALysistrataType · 2021-09-16T16:32:13+00:00

:::Insert Future looking down and texting on his phone::: meme

Title	A Text from an Ex. Have a field day, Queens.
Author	myeggsarebig
Upvotes	622
Comments	105
Date	September 16, 2021 11:24 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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