Comedy hour: How has karma treated your LVM ex?

ThinkTofu · 2020-01-26T02:37:54+00:00

His entire family got a domestic violence restraining order against him.

extraacct1234 · 2020-01-26T02:54:24+00:00

Mine is still single. The girl he stopped speaking to me for has since left him. He tried crawling back after 13 years! I told him to go to hell.

throwaway64857 · 2020-01-26T02:59:03+00:00

One ex: Failed out of law school... After failing out of engineering and med school. All his friends realized how terrible he is so his only friends are equally terrible people online he only sees once a year. In a huge amount of debt trying to make it as a movie producer making shitty r/im10andthisisdeep independent movies on youtube.

Another ex: lost a job. Went to jail. Had his mother disown him and leave him financially alone because of it. He cant find a gf since he has to be a registered sex offender so he tries to get women from online to visit him, but his reputation is already out because i leaked it.

smittydoodle · 2020-01-26T02:56:25+00:00

I don’t know. I blocked him and never looked him up again.

supremelyparanoid · 2020-01-26T02:00:51+00:00

Lost all his hair and moved in with his mother haha

Parking-Act · 2020-01-26T03:08:14+00:00

He's blocked for life and dead to me!

But he's probably imploded somewhere trying to "make it" surrounded by take away food and piss bottles!

Hennyyenni · 2020-01-26T02:34:02+00:00

OH Lordy I was on the train standing with my homeboy and I look around and behold he’s on the train sitting like two seats away from me. He looked WRECKED like a low key homeless person. I was so embarrassed to tell my friend that I had dated this loser so I just told him “oh shit we should switch carts cause this dude who used to creep on me is on the train” and we switched carts.

He was the ultimate LVM. 26 when he was dating my 18 year old self, lived with his disabled mother, unemployed when I met him found a job and got fired for stealing food from said job, porn sick and read that anime porn crap, loved that song golddiggers by Kanye West. God I wanna erase my brain of that traumatic time. HOMEBOY COULDN’T AFFORD TO PAY HIS PHONE BILL.

im_not_a_dude · 2020-01-26T03:40:26+00:00

My ex of 11 years cheated with 20+ women. I found out about them all at once. He always acted like the was better than me, would say things like if I left him I'd never meet any one better. He is a good looking guy but that's about all he's got going for him. We have kids together so we still see alot of each other. The break up happened February last year and the karma is unbelievable, within a week of breaking up he had a new girlfriend. Which made him look like a total piece of shit, she turned out to be a crazy stalker drug addict so they broke up but he'd also lost the respect of basically everyone.

These days he lives alone and is incredibly depressed and lonely and wants me back so badly, his life is literally shit without me. My life is the polar opposite of his, I'm so so happy, I'm dating an amazing man who is way better than him, the kids and I have much happier lives without him here acting like a dark cloud in the house. We are always somewhere doing something fun, he's just at home, miserable and alone. People comment on how different I am these days. Line I've almost completely transformed in to different better person and he just gets worse and worse

RosieODonnell · 2020-01-26T04:47:59+00:00

Just googled...publicly contemplating getting hair plugs on Instagram and still hasn't updated his LinkedIn from when he got laid off his job in 2017 so I'm guessing he's still unemployed. Loser.

ThunderofHipHippos · 2020-01-26T04:59:35+00:00

I don't know and don't care. And it feels great :)

restlessyears · 2020-01-26T02:59:24+00:00

Not too sure as I have him blocked for good reason, but I know based on my friends seeing him that he has traveled to my hometown (where I live now - I was in a relationship with him when I lived abroad) twice in the past two years and lurked around the neighbourhood I live in. Keep in mind that he lives on a different continent and has literally no reason to come to my city. He comes at the same time each year so we shall see if he comes again this year (I fucking hope not because it creeps me the hell out).

So I guess he’s wasted a bunch of money/air miles/vacation time on coming to stalk me in my hometown and not finding me either time.

Fatt3stAveng3r · 2020-01-26T03:13:59+00:00

Balding, with no gf or wife (thank god other women have sense), still an alcoholic//has DUI's and spent time in jail and no real friends.

Ms_Tilly · 2020-01-26T03:20:38+00:00

I feel I recently commented this but it's fun to remember.

Towards the end of the relationship, instead of just lashing out at me, he lashed out at a coworker he was training. This got him demoted. After the breakup, he lashed out again and got FIRED. It was a good paying, CAKE job. Then his new tenant couldn't afford to pay rent which I find especially hilarious because my ex tried to claim I was paying rent to him late when all along I was paying it early. Then the sewage backed up in his house and he had to wade through literal shit himself because he couldn't afford to pay someone. Then his friend's husband (who kept insisting to me my abusive ex was a "good person") got him hired at his good job. My ex sabotaged that on purpose and got fired right at the six month mark. For unemployment purposes. I haven't heard any more juicy, negative gossip about him in awhile, but our mutual friends love keeping me up to date even though I completely avoid mentioning him on purpose. They did mention a cringeworthy comment where he lashed out at a really nice guy. I then got to see that nice guy poke fun at him later for it. Even though I have him BLISSFULLY blocked, I still saw his name in the comment.

fckingmiracles · 2020-01-26T05:17:18+00:00

An ex who cheated on me with two lesbian(???) friends of his for 9 months lost his fresh new job, had to move back from Berlin to his hometown, had to sell his second car, the girls left him two weeks after it all came out, and the new cat he got himself is skittish and hates him.

Last I heard he was unemployed and registered at the job center (after he had a successful career in finance).

He all told me that after I made him pick up his shit from my appartment and I already had met my current bf. He then asked me if he could comb my hair.

2020-01-26T05:38:28+00:00

He can't find a place to live because he breached the terms of his lease too many times. He's in his mates spare room. In the last conversation I had with him, I told him I would be buying my own home this year. I'd also offered to co-sign a lease for him while we were together. I was a pickmeisha but I know he's crying over the fact that I finally picked up my self respect and got the fuck away from him.

Becccck · 2020-01-26T05:39:55+00:00

Left me to get back with his ex wife, who he had spent many hours bitching about and a lot of money through Court fighting. She then left him for someone else...

wiindowsill · 2020-01-26T06:14:20+00:00

He withdrew from our university and moved back to his home state because he failed his classes (which he always blamed me for). Lmao

Edit: he also got dumped by the girl he always told me not to worry about (the one he started seeing a week after our breakup)

greenie66 · 2020-01-26T06:47:19+00:00

His hair went gray and his ex (who he cheated on me with) cheated on him and got pregnant

CuriousCatNYC777 · 2020-01-26T02:14:56+00:00

Fired and deported. Lost his biggest dream.

2020-01-26T05:32:32+00:00

He's 40, probably still single. Probably actively dislikes women his own fucking age. Probably still gets his kicks from continuing to hang out with divorced bitter frat daddies.

misacruzader · 2020-01-26T05:38:13+00:00

Don't know, don't care.

Throwaway0220170 · 2020-01-26T06:53:36+00:00

He is depressed and wants to lobotomize himself. His family chastises him for losing me. He struggles to hold down a job, so he needed to get a second roommate to continue paying the bills. He's old, ugly and still single now, so he probably feels stupid for making comments like "why don't you have a sixpack year round?". Now he literally cannot get anyone, because he wasted his money and aged a decade due to drug use.

drragonbones · 2020-01-26T03:18:42+00:00

even more balding. he moved a street away from me. he's engaged apparently but it's a riot. i'd never believe it wasn't. any woman who gives him the time of day i feel sorry for.

Bitemebitch00 · 2020-01-26T05:29:44+00:00

He’s still living at home at 24 with no end in sight. No savings and he refuses to get a job that’s full-time and pays better because “he’s cOmMiTtEd tO HiS jOb”. Right. No ones that committed to a job that doesn’t pay good and lets you sit on your ass at home playing video games the rest of the week. H

Skittleschild02 · 2020-01-26T02:19:16+00:00

Not an ex but a guy who was trying to get in my pants for years. (Thankfully, it never happened because my senses be on point.) He put in a transfer to be closer to his g/f (Never mentioned her to me, btw. Rarely posted about her on Facebook.) He finally gets transfer and moves in with her. (Did I mention she has a kid? Pre teen boy. Hormones + you’re not my dad= good times?)

Things didn’t go down as planned (She didn’t get a ring. According to the rumor mill) and now he’s trying to transfer back home. Did I mention that he lost all of his seniority privileges and had to move into a new craft?

i owe karma some drinks. Edible Arrangements. Something.

2020-01-26T04:22:07+00:00

One has been in a situationship with the same woman for 5 years. Can't even call her his gf.

lessabe · 2020-01-26T07:02:16+00:00

I am not sure exactly how they’re doing, but both of them got married and immediately divorced after dating me :D

One is on marriage two, living the family life in the country which is funny because he hated the country and was obsessed with living in the city, so I’m guessing it’s all he could afford as where I live the housing has gone up exponentially.

My second who was much worse than the first to my knowledge is still single, saw a family Christmas pic from a year or two ago and his brothers fam is in the pic and he’s just awkwardly there. I’m sure whomever attempted to date him ran for the hills like I did 🤣

ivy176 · 2020-01-26T08:51:04+00:00

Got a random woman pregnant while he was trying to rebound from me. He said he'd rather die than have kids.

But being the weirdo he is and believing everything he does is ordained by God, he seemed happy about it and her family welcomed him and say how great he is, and he's still with her and playing happy families in a new country in a beautiful area so I don't think he received any karma.

He beat me and wouldn't work for years and he's been working to support her it seems. Looks like he's had at least 3 jobs in 3 years tho which is the pattern he was in leading up to refusing to work and demanding I support him fully. He's nearly 40.

cannedboelyn · 2020-01-26T10:07:52+00:00

My ex seems to be doing pretty well. He was an asshole LVM. He’s married and he’s got himself a full time office job. When I met him he was working at Game Stop

jackrusselterror1 · 2020-01-26T02:15:54+00:00

Ran for the school board and lost. He hates children (didn't find out until a year in) so this was solely for political gain, since he belongs to some socialist group. Last I heard he's still bothering his coworkers in his new job. Oh and he transitioned but I'm not about to use female pronouns for the man who coerced me into sex and used his male body to physically assault me.

itsirrelevant · 2020-01-26T09:48:38+00:00

He's doing about the same. Not great but not objectively any worse. I don't think my ex will ever get the karma coming to him for what he did to me. I've made peace with that and try to avoid dwelling on it as much as I can.

Alymi · 2020-01-26T11:30:35+00:00

Idk I don't need to keep watching those MFs, they're someone else's problem now.

2020-01-26T11:57:55+00:00

If only Karma was real. That would be so cool. Unfortunately some damages have no karmic equivalent 😔

throwaway93731 · 2020-01-26T17:00:24+00:00

I don't know, I deleted him from all social media and haven't looked him up since. I highly recommend this route.

At first I didn't want to look him up because I was scared I'd see something that'd hurt me, like him potentially getting back with his ex (he essentially used me as a rebound, so there was a high probability of this happening). But now, even if seeing something like that would no longer hurt me, I just don't lurk because it really doesn't fucking matter.

He was balding and much less attractive than me -- so hopefully karma has sorted itself out and caused his hairline to recede back even further.

I guess that's the positive takeaway from wearing rose-tinted glasses and dating "below" you -- when the dust finally settles, you'll feel much better when you realize you were way out of his league.

vowelsareimportant · 2020-01-26T11:33:45+00:00

After our divorce he ended up living off of student loans, instead of working, so he has a ton of debt. He graduated over 8 months ago and cannot keep a job. Since he lost his job and can’t seem to get hired anywhere he moved back in with his parents for the second time.

All those years of him blaming me for all of his problems and, lo and behold, I’m out of the picture and he’s still got them.

themewsingone · 2020-01-26T02:03:34+00:00

Not sure. But through the grapevine he’s definitely not doing well lol.

GullibleRaisin · 2020-01-26T06:10:20+00:00

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WoolfMoonRoom · 2020-01-26T07:39:00+00:00

Ex who cheated on me broke his dick whilst having sex with the girl he cheated on me with.

s_slayer · 2020-01-26T12:22:50+00:00

My ex husband attempted to cheat on me while I was pregnant with our first child. He was no ideal husband. He also encouraged me to get an abortion. He’s a foreigner and tortured me throughout our ten year marriage about his misery, that he didn’t belong in the US and that I had taken him away from his culture, people and language. I couldn’t take anymore and we split up and he went back to his country.

A full year passed of me being a single mother of two thinking he was never coming back, but of course he decided he wants to be a family again, because this is how men often are. By that point I was so hurt by everything that there was no way I was taking him back. Anyway, he realized his country was going down the drain with crime and a terrible economy and decided after a year that he couldn’t live without our kids so he comes back. He immediately joins a gym and gets fit to attract new pussy, uses some poor women for sex, buys himself a $60k truck he couldn’t afford, meets a woman in a nightclub who sucks his dick in his truck that same night, and ends up marrying her.

She’s given him a lot of grief but he deserves it. She gets drunk sometimes and loses control and really makes his life hell. She’s one of those people who is legit allergic to alcohol so goes batshit crazy with just a few drinks in her. Three DUI’s, one of them with him where she ended up in the hospital for like a week. She’s got 4 adult kids from 3 different dads, two of them are problems and in and out of jail regularly. They are in massive debt despite making well over 100K together. She’s called him fat and ugly, in front of my kids which is how I know, and he still married her.

I’m pretty sure it had a lot to do with her huge salary, and as soon as they got married she quit her job and now makes a third of what she used to. He’s younger than me and has medical problems from his crap diet. I know he secretly hates that I’m in good shape, still attractive, and FREE, while he tries to manage a woman that seems to not like him a whole lot but can’t be alone. She’s also obsessed with me and my daughters. Not necessarily in an evil way, though we did go through a horrible stage when she said some awful things to me. She’s just miserable and an empty nester already at age 40. She once said she was also raising my daughters and I was like, bitch no you are not and you never will.

She’s settled down now and doesn’t really bother me. It’s my ex that still gets to me. But I have zero doubt that he regrets not being a better husband. Of course I regret that too, but I will never suffer with a man just to not be alone. It’s hard, yes, but better than the alternative by far. I just look at his life and really honestly don’t have an inkling of envy. He’s also fat and bald but that seems to be the norm for most men over 40.

azngirl7689 · 2020-01-26T16:14:27+00:00

He got fat and got a role at work that requires 60-70 hours a week and both weekend days.

I may not have gotten any promotions but I lost weight, got fit, reconnected with myself and my family. I’m happier than I ever was with him. I realized my employer sucked and I’m on the hunt for new position. I say no to working weekends more often than not. I’m a whole person.

Evil_Rao · 2020-01-26T02:44:15+00:00

He was balding by the time we broke up. I also learned his wife cheats on him (told this story in another thread)

tindercoach1998 · 2020-01-26T05:21:33+00:00

His hairline started receding and apparently stopped using his retainer, because his former straight teeth are now getting crooked again. 💅

ironymaiden87 · 2020-01-26T13:41:42+00:00

Honestly, for most of them, I have no idea. They're all blocked and dead to me.

I do know through the grapevine that one of them dated a pickmeisha "friend" of mine RIGHT after we broke up (after 4 years together) and she dumped his ass after less than 6 months which I find H I L A R I O U S. Oh and he moved to the other end of the country because she wrote some shit on Twitter about him sexually assaulting her. And that's the tip of the LVM iceberg when it comes to this guy.

ldnsurvival · 2020-01-26T12:29:06+00:00

I dont actually know what mine has been up to. I know he went holidaying to Thailand with some friends (a trip he booked when we were together and didnt even tell me he was going until it was all booked, let alone an invite). I'm pretty sure he was secretly in love or obsessed with the of the friends he went with. I assume he's fine but just desserts are probably due lol.

OrangeBoy79 · 2020-01-26T19:44:13+00:00

He was busted for molesting a child (started doing it a few years after we split up) and will get out of prison around age 66. He is overweight, mushy with no muscle tone, pale, and badly balding. His second wife divorced him after he plead guilty and he will never see either of his kids again.

OrangeBoy79 · 2020-01-26T19:53:27+00:00

My other LVM ex is currently living in a van in another ex girlfriend's back yard. I feel almost bad calling him a LVM because he truly is, even though he is a nice person and wr are still good friends. But I think to myself how glad I am that we split up often when we hang out. He just has serious executive dysfunction and a completely infantile response to authority. He's also allergic to work and has some of the most ridiculous standards for every job, city he will live in, woman he will date, etc. If an employer ever asks him to do a task he was not specifically hired for, he quits or starts acting passive aggressive until they fire him. He will not consider dating any woman who is not English-Spanish bilingual because he wants to practice his Spanish with her. He has to live in a climate where he can grow plants (despite living in a van and growing nothing for years) but it should also be secluded but it should also be urban and he doesn't ever ever want to smell cigarette smoke, and the toilet should never be dirty (if he is not the only one who lives there).

He is fucking exhausting to date. Absolutely exhausting.

Whateverrr_345 · 2020-01-26T03:51:27+00:00

First one- He went bald, I think he is almost completely bald now and he's not even 30. He's in his late 20s. He lives with a pickmeisha gf that pays the rent. And he is a drug fiend, went from fat (big & TALL) to super skinny from what I heard. This guy was the most brutal guy in high school. Going around bullying people for no reason, making fun of them, fighting people, history of cruelty to animals, cheated on almost every GF he had, etc. He has a LOT of demons and bad karma. I suspect he is a narcissistic sociopath/psychopath.

The next one, which is another narcissist, but I'm not sure if he qualifies as a sociopath. (Due to me not knowing if he shows cruelty to animals and I don't think he goes around making fun of people & shit like that) is balding. His receding hairline makes his whole head look fat lmao. He's not in shape but because he's still young, this is his prime (looks wise- he's already balding). Another one that does acid/drugs and stays high most of the time. He's a high school dropout, no further education, has a job but it's like a weekend job. No car, no license, no ambition. It's too early to know how his life is going to end up but as you can see, it's already on the decline. He's a dusty, I think he's looking for a pickmeisha to leech/parasite off of. This one is more of a con artist.

Both are low income.

Yes, you can tell I go for absolute trash. Don't worry, I'm starting to work on my self esteem/boundaries. Because both those people are some of the evilest people I've ever met.

jazzyjazcons · 2020-01-26T15:10:38+00:00

So this guy, let’s call him LC, wasn’t actually bad to me, he was a pretty good boyfriend to me. We were in our late teens. Anyways I broke up wit him due to peer pressure and decide to date another dude that my friends approved of. New dude ended up being a total LVM some years later. So for the longest time I thought LC was the one that got away.

One day I finally decided I was going to find him and try to rekindle the romance. So, I googled him, only to find two arrest records - for failure to pay child support!! Sure dodged that bullet!

7_0f_9 · 2020-01-26T15:33:27+00:00

Most of them are married to Pickmeishas now 🤷‍♀️ i don't really pay attention. I'm guessing they are miserable though. Every so often one of them will reach out to me and i just respond with "did you get in another fight with your gf/wife?" Of course they deny lol

cantstopthemachine77 · 2020-01-26T18:58:01+00:00

He went from engineering student at UofM and making thousands of dollars a month using mathematical formulas he had memorized to win at online poker https://imgur.com/a/rWpn3WG

To this:

https://imgur.com/a/pAoeqrS

Spending 10 years in prison for trying to carjack someone at gunpoint and a separate incident of trying to rob a pharmacy along with a slew of related charges for possession of the gun and drugs and fleeing and eluding.

This happened a year after we had seen each other for the last time.

The catalyst to the breakup was that he had gotten me pregnant with twins, then coerced me into having an abortion.

He began with the typical we’re too young, we don’t have enough money, mind you he had 150k at the time between all his various bank and poker accounts which he also warned me if I had the kids against his will that I would never be able to come at him for child support since he didn’t claim income or pay taxes as an online poker player. He then escalated to threats from breaking up and never talking to me again, to actual violence.

Ultimately it was my decision, but I do feel that if I had continued to insist upon having them, he would not have hesitated to enact violence he had threatened against me possibly even killed me. He is a narcissistic sociopath and at the time he viewed himself as above me and my vulnerability and dependence (financial and emotional) on him (that he purposely orchestrated), as pathetic.

After I had the abortion, he did everything he threatened he would do anyway, including kicking me in the stomach twice after starting a fight with me in order to put me out, in the middle of the night, when he knew I had nowhere to go. All just 3 weeks after the abortion itself, I wasn’t even fully healed.

That was 10 years ago. The last time I heard from him was a letter he sent to my moms house where he made a half assed non apology without actually using the words I’m sorry and more just making excuses by saying we were young.

Snowlamp · 2020-01-26T16:00:39+00:00

I have no idea. I'm not one for checking social media after a break up, even if I wanted to look I cannot! It feels a bit torturous to me.
But his other ex (my friend) does, so I do know that he no longer has any social media accounts.
Which means he now has zero internet presence. There is now nothing whatsoever online to show that he ever existed.
I have never wanted to know what he is doing until now... but only in a schadenfreude way because I am assuming he pissed off someone so badly he's in hiding!

shade_of_ara · 2020-01-26T20:35:26+00:00

The ex from half a decade ago who won the tech stock lottery and spent it all on oxycodone didn't manage to keep the nice rent-controlled apartment, has dropped off the face of the earth, and might be dead.

The malignant narcissist from a decade ago who raped me didn't age well at all and alienated all the friends he had when we were together. He's still a roiling ball of insecurity, and he's ugly instead of just average now, which is impressive since his parents are both still decent-looking. Other than getting ugly, hasn't changed at all since college.

themissdaydreamer · 2020-01-26T23:35:52+00:00

I was talking to my friends how none of my exes leveled up since I broke up with them. no shit, it's tragic and funny at the same time. they still ugly, broke, underemployed if employed at all, enjoying the same stupid things, wearing the same ugly clothes.

one of them decided to go roll in the depts of my IG feed and liked my pictures from ages ago. I didnt do anything about it cause I knew he was looking for attention, but when I saw his IG profile he posted a selfie with his new girlfriend? and yet he liked my pictures? lol wtf

7_0f_9 · 2020-01-27T03:34:08+00:00

I think the karma is just having to be who they are with zero self awareness, jumping from one relationship to the next, always looking for the next girl whose energy they can feed off of, constantly stuck in a never-ending search for something they don't know how to give themselves, just never evolving. Sounds like a very empty, unfulfilling life.

2020-01-26T18:20:14+00:00

He's doing better. Married. VP at a bank. but I can't wait for Karma to bite his ass.

ms_monquis · 2020-01-26T21:45:08+00:00

My most serious ex, that would be the ex husband, left the entire continent after we divorced. How blessed am I?

Because we still had some friends in common, I’d hear things (even after being clear I had no interest), so I happen to know he remarried someone with whom he lived in a tiny apartment in a country where neither of them could drive, she couldn’t work, and she liked to make public blog posts about the violence she wanted to inflict upon him.

Pretty sure he’s back in the States, on a different coast, alone in a studio apartment.

As for me, I haven’t seen or given a shit about him since the last time I saw him in court. :)

lolumadbr0 · 2020-01-27T01:15:50+00:00

He's balding at the tender age of 30s 🤣🤣

2020-01-27T04:23:17+00:00

His startup just went public for over three billion dollars.

I kind of feel like the girl who broke up with Mark Zuckerberg at the beginning of The Social Network.

Freedom from a LVM? Priceless.

GullibleRaisin · 2020-01-27T00:32:52+00:00

His apartment was ground zero for the worst toxic mold infestation the Health Department had seen in 30 years. Ex lost everything he owned including family heirlooms. The skin on his hands sloughed off from mold exposure. The building was condemned. You couldn't go into the place without a hazmat suit. Ex and his wife spent two years in a lawsuit for restitution. It was a legal nightmare and when it was over, they didn't even get the fortune Ex was expecting.

Ex has finally graduated college at the ripe age of 50, after a lifetime of fucking around. His wife is pissed because he still refuses to get a job. He's been driving for Uber and talking about going back to school for his PhD.

Wife wants to move but they have no money and she doesn't know what to do about the guy who won't get a fucking job to support her and the children. People now joke about "[Wife] and her four kids." Wife only has three kids. People are bluntly calling Ex her fourth child but she doesn't get it yet.

I can't believe I was ever devastated by this manchild's abandonment of me.

7_0f_9 · 2020-01-27T01:16:31+00:00

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JesusisKingisLord · 2020-01-27T06:31:21+00:00

I ran into him at the gym last week. We dated in 2017. By ran into I mean we walked past each other. I was at the gym exercising with a platonic male friend. I didn't say anything when I walked past LVex. Got a string of texts three hours later:

-He said he knew I saw him and asked why I didn't say hi. -I said he was free to say hi to me. -He said he even came to use an exercise bike near me and I still didn't say hi. -I ignored his message. -He responded to himself and said he didn't know if the guy I was with was my boyfriend and so didn't want to interrupt us, and btw that I looked 'gorgeous as always.'

I was like... Wow, you're really not over this in some twisted way.

masterofthebarkarts · 2020-01-27T17:21:08+00:00

I've told this story before but mine almost choked to death 2 weeks after dumping me. I still smile when I think of it.

Title	Comedy hour: How has karma treated your LVM ex?
Author	NecessaryCook
Upvotes	86
Comments	144
Date	January 26, 2020 1:54 AM UTC (6 years ago)
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