Excellent reality check for older men who think they’re about to trade up

veruscka · 2021-08-24T20:25:41+00:00

Everyone tag yourself! I’m

These people are children of Rihanna born in the fires of chaos...

But this was a close runner up:

Do you like tumeric???? Charcoal ice cream???

lansburysoda · 2021-08-24T22:12:54+00:00

He set his wife free… he’s about 10 years away from needing a nurse

Good luck

joiedeslivres · 2021-08-24T22:21:51+00:00

This was a really funny thread, but also want to point out that SHE got sick of him and filed, as is the case with most divorces. She’s trending on Twitter because she’s good looking, wealthy, and will have her pick of men competing for her attention (although the quality will be what we all experience in the dating scene). This divorce didn’t seem to be his choice at all.

queenofswordsxxx · 2021-08-24T20:04:28+00:00

“I'm not trying to scare you... I'm trying to prepare you... These people are children of Rihanna born in the fires of chaos...”

LMFAO

whiskey_and_oreos · 2021-08-24T19:47:58+00:00

you don't have the cholesterol to be out here

I'm screaming

Hot_Procedure1648 · 2021-08-24T21:16:47+00:00

Funny, they always whine and moan when they finally face real repercussions (She should had kicked his ass to the curb sooner, but eh). Seriously men just LOVE to place their exes on pedestals (unless they are tearing her down), remember ladies. If I man misses you... He does not really miss you, but what he can get out of you.

carmen_sandiegos_hat · 2021-08-24T19:54:01+00:00

"You gonna be chasing Cialis with red bull" took me out 😂😂

(Cialis is similar to Viagra for the curious)

petit_rouge · 2021-08-25T00:23:25+00:00

I just googled her and WOW. He was really, really reaching with her. He should’ve kissed the ground she walked on because someone aged well and it was not him!

I don’t need to know details to know she’s better off!

apple_cores · 2021-08-24T19:35:49+00:00

I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a more accurate Twitter thread lmao.

So she filed for divorce after a year of separation. 33 years man…you really have to be fed up to divorce after so long.

abby_ch238 · 2021-08-24T23:35:01+00:00

Nah whatever if they are more intrigued by what’s out there please just go. Thanks

Also “All they do is start podcast and talk about plate fixing” LMAO

TululahJayne · 2021-08-24T21:30:02+00:00

SCREAMING

This man just wrote gospel and these fools are still gonna leave.

eveloe · 2021-08-24T21:34:13+00:00

Tulum???

😂😂😂

soundslikeautumn · 2021-08-25T01:34:42+00:00

"You don't want to be out here learning Tik-Tok dances and falling off milk crates." Killed me!!

emmgdac · 2021-08-24T22:02:51+00:00

"They pegging out here" 💀💀💀💀💀💀

30% iced coffee 10% vape pen I'm deaaaaadddd

MerrilyMerrilyMe · 2021-08-25T03:16:37+00:00

That thread!

That thread sent me my favorite flowers, took me to the best restaurant, and called to make sure I got home safely.

"You don't wanna be out here learning tiktok dances and falling off milk crates" nooooo not the milk crates! 😂

proudpine · 2021-08-24T19:54:35+00:00

🤣🤣🤣

Emergency-Feed8216 · 2021-08-25T02:53:02+00:00

You ready to leave your wife of thirty years till you wake up and your body is surrounded by rose quartz and moon water...

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

blandpockets · 2021-08-25T01:53:15+00:00

Who's making the listen to lemonade and pray about it merch cause you can have some of my dollars

naturopathicfantasti · 2021-08-24T23:04:54+00:00

God bless you OP for knowing how to link a Twitter thread to Reddit. I saw this earlier. Died 1000 deaths from laughter & wanted so badly to make this a post for us all. They think they wanna be out there. They do not wanna be out there. 🔱

DivineGoddess1111111 · 2021-08-25T00:39:10+00:00

That whole tweet seems to be implying that it was Dell who left and that be should go back. She left and she's already dating! She has moved on. Bet she was begging him for years to spend more time with her, go on date nights, go to therapy. Now he is stuck with charcoal icecream and pegging

Squidwrd_Tortellini · 2021-08-24T21:31:55+00:00

Someone please copy the tweet texts for us without twitter!

eggtimertiger · 2021-08-25T00:28:40+00:00

Thank you so much for this gem 😂

Gourmay · 2021-08-25T00:57:10+00:00

He’s right. I left a HVM when I was 20 for “what was out there”.. what was out there was not good.

W3remaid · 2021-08-25T01:13:36+00:00

What’re “rounds”?

GCFDSthrowaway · 2021-08-24T19:31:40+00:00

"You don't have the cholesterol to be out here."

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

TigreImpossibile · 2021-08-25T08:26:16+00:00

They pegging out here... Lmaoooooo!!!

STAHHP!!! 😂

seraphinelysion · 2021-08-25T03:00:02+00:00

You really have to hate a woman so much that doing better for her and making her happy just isn't worth your time.

ceilingkatwatchesus · 2021-08-26T03:20:01+00:00

These folks are Children born from Rihanna in fires of chaos just took me ALL.THE.WAY.OUUUUUTTTT!!! HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAHH

Typical_Candle_5627 · 2021-08-26T01:38:33+00:00

this is the FUNNIEST and most ACCURATE thread i have ever read 10/10 to this good soul. he’s one of the real ones 😂

Jaelismyhomegirl · 2021-08-29T00:50:33+00:00

This reminds me of something my dad said when our neighbors got divorced. He was saying “i don’t get people who get tired of what they have and then want ‘something new’, like they’re not going to be in the exact same place six months down the road.”

FREEBRITNEYBITCHH · 2021-08-25T00:25:29+00:00

“You better go listen to Lemonade and pray about it, You don't have the cholesterol to be out here”

ICONIC!!!

Somebody give this man an award. Woke HVM philosophy right here

Title	Excellent reality check for older men who think they’re about to trade up
Author	herbivorouscarnivore
Upvotes	621
Comments	68
Date	August 24, 2021 7:27 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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