🤮 “ion see shit wrong with this” EXACTLY why we don’t do dinner at home dates ladies - the queen in this story up and left!!

Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2020-12-15T03:40:00+00:00

Clearly he wasn't crushing on her hard at all to DARE serving her this trash in a bucket...

TheOGJammies · 2020-12-15T04:37:43+00:00

Pick Me's would be like "Me and My man ate cheerios out of a pig trough on our first date and I don't see anything wrong with that. Anyways, how can I get him to pop the question?".

ComprehensiveAmoeba9 · 2020-12-15T04:02:30+00:00

Gross🤢 I would never eat that because 1. So many carbs and 2. That man doesn’t bother to use actual dishes even on a date! If he really wanted to impress her he would’nt have put his spaghetti in a bucket... he was just looking to get laid with minimal effort

greyblueeyes_ · 2020-12-15T03:37:54+00:00

I am not eating this meal only to die of coronary heart disease in this shit apartment. No thanks

mistakesweremade000 · 2020-12-15T03:54:30+00:00

This reminds me of the time my mom gave birth to my brother and had complications. She had to stay in the hospital and my dad had to bring her food. Instead of packing it up nicely he gave her a whole ass METAL COOKING POT and big wooden cooking utensils. My mom was so embarrassed.

Why do men

vmuzondi · 2020-12-15T05:47:21+00:00

Oh my god. I found this post on Twitter two years ago while I was on a trip with my friends and my best friend and I died laughing. It’s one of my favorite memories because we were roasting this so bad saying he wanted to feed this woman chicken with newspaper ink on it. Men are truly something else.

chasingastarl1ght · 2020-12-15T04:03:49+00:00

The amount of food?????

justatthrowawayy · 2020-12-15T04:06:31+00:00

This is legit disgusting. How dare he.

Pahapan · 2020-12-15T04:32:07+00:00

Dishes aren't even expensive. You can get some really nice looking sets at secondhand shops and even the dollar store has decent options. This sort of foolery is just maliciousness. Some men really get a kick out of seeing how close they can get to living like wilderness dwelling hermits, and especially out of seeing how far they can get women to lower their standards.

FabledAngryVillager · 2020-12-15T04:14:22+00:00

Not to sound like a snob, but crisco 🤢

HappyCoconutty · 2020-12-15T05:23:53+00:00

What pot did he even cook the spaghetti in? Surely that could have been a better choice

jackrusselterror1 · 2020-12-15T08:29:53+00:00

Doesn’t he feel embarrassed? At no point when making the food, plating the food, serving the food, describing this food, describing her reaction, seeing her reaction, taking a picture, uploading the picture does he stop and think: man, maybe she has a point and I should have stepped up if I had a crush on her?

Men are their own worst enemies, swear to god. Even when they are faced with their dream girl they’ll still fuck it up and get angry when women aren’t impressed with bare minimum. A restaurant would have been a better date, but no, he had to be cheap.

Maude2010 · 2020-12-15T04:09:20+00:00

I think I have to stop looking at this before I have a heart attack.

HottPinkSlug · 2020-12-15T03:59:13+00:00

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NowTruly · 2020-12-15T08:37:34+00:00

That’s ... just so much bread. For two people?

I love me a good roll, but damn.

LevelTurbulent · 2020-12-15T03:45:57+00:00

Well, I don't personally eat shit so that right there would be a problem for me right off the bat.

BabyBlankieieieieie · 2020-12-15T05:46:49+00:00

Here’s some Crisco sauce to top it all off

waddamelone · 2020-12-15T11:32:00+00:00

So you get the chance to have a “date” with your crush which has taken a long time... And you don’t even have the decency to put the food on a plate?

Imagine thinking you can do less than the bare minimum and impress your CRUSH WHO YOU HAVE LIKE FOR A WHILE. The audacitayeee.

This pasta shit looks like the buckets they use to feed chickens. And is that fried chicken laying on a leaflet? Just casually absobing all the ink? Oh

jackrusselterror1 · 2020-12-15T06:59:21+00:00

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Davina33 · 2020-12-15T08:59:53+00:00

Oh yum carbs, carbs and a side of carbs. Just what a woman needs to stay trim /s

Babooshka-123 · 2020-12-15T11:01:21+00:00

I remember a guy asking me over for dinner and a movie. He wanted to make handmade pizza which seemed medium effort as he had to make the dough... but the toppings were so basic and flavourless and he served no sides! He then put the pizza on a tray to eat sat on the sofa rather than setting the table!

Guy was Oxford educated but I would rather be with a bricklayer who knows how to serve an actual dinner.

SavvyInNYC · 2020-12-15T10:18:33+00:00

Where the FUCK is the spaghetti even supposed to go?? Are they just going to share one fork? Take turns?

What the actual fuck. 🤢

PollyAnnaSunshine · 2020-12-15T05:00:51+00:00

So many questions, where to begin? How about with the fact he put those chicken wings on a used newspaper?!?! Does this dude know there is a deadly Coronavirus going around?

frustratedmarxistfem · 2020-12-15T06:47:17+00:00

Either he doesnt have any and is too lazy and incompetent to buy dishes or he has dishes and is too lazy and incompetent to wash them. That is an ice cream tub by the way for anyone who couldnt tell. a used, washed out, ice cream tub.

Pitiful-Implement · 2020-12-15T13:32:10+00:00

My late grandma who was born in a house with a literal dirt floor had plates and I can tell u that her family would die of shame if anyone suggested they serve guests like this.

If your situation is that bad don't attempt to date.

eluriaeve · 2020-12-15T06:14:09+00:00

Mmm spaghetti in a bucket, my favorite 😅

souredskittles · 2020-12-15T08:34:33+00:00

Can we talk about the spaghetti to meat ratio? 😟

RabidWench · 2020-12-15T12:35:55+00:00

Look, guys, gentlemen, hommies [sic].... I know periods and everything associated with them terrify and disgust you, but please, for the love of all that is unholy, USE ONE OR TWO IN YOUR SENTENCES. What the actual flipping fuck is that run-on piece of verbal fuckery, and why did he unleash it on the world?

Forget the dishes. If someone texted me like that I'd block on the basis that he doesn't have a functioning frontal cortex. Period.

Also, a bucket of spaghetti?? 🙄

Babooshka-123 · 2020-12-15T13:32:29+00:00

Spaghetti sandwiches with a side of greasy chicken? Or chicken burgers with a side of spaghetti? I don’t understand!

Saremis · 2020-12-15T10:21:01+00:00

If you can't cook why invite me to a dinner date.
I don't date men who can't cook but if I make an exception, at least make your BEST effort to make something good and if you fail order fancy food from somewhere and display it properly so you could at least please me.
There's no wine.

foxorhedgehog · 2020-12-15T11:03:09+00:00

This is 4am drunk food for me and my girlfriends, not dinner date food.

janetheautomaton · 2020-12-15T14:21:39+00:00

This is some shit you make when you're blackout drunk or in the deepest throes of depression.

MagnfiqueMaleficent · 2020-12-15T06:16:28+00:00

I want to know word-for-word, verbatim, how she told him EXACTLY to fuck off. 👸🏽

thinktwiceorelse · 2020-12-15T10:51:16+00:00

Omg, that thing in the bucket looks like stuff my brother is taking when he goes fishing... I bet it smells similiar too.

luna_prismatic · 2020-12-15T11:10:12+00:00

Ah, every woman’s dream. To eat overcooked spaghetti from a plastic bucket. How romantic

gimmeyourbadinage · 2020-12-15T14:30:01+00:00

We eating out of our hands or....?

2020-12-15T07:38:59+00:00

I don't eat like this at my own place, why on earth would I eat like an animal at potential partners place?

whenthingsconsidered · 2020-12-15T06:37:29+00:00

The number of times he used "shit" in describing that shit though

kalina95 · 2020-12-15T10:51:43+00:00

There's only one fork in the spaghetti tub. I DO not wanna know how she was gonna eat.

Champagne_bitch · 2020-12-15T09:37:21+00:00

Come on, plates are not that expensive??? Or disposable plates at least?

mysecretdiary2 · 2020-12-15T11:11:23+00:00

😂I don’t even know what to say.

2020-12-15T16:23:55+00:00

This is just repulsive. The only thing I reuse ice cream buckets for is throwing up in when I am sick.

Confidence_Relative · 2020-12-15T17:43:18+00:00

That bucket of spaghetti was scrounged off of a pot luck or event leftovers. It was cooked by a women for an event and scraped into a bucket either by him or a well intentioned lady who felt sorry for his hobo ass. In fact I'd say all of it was potluck leftovers that were going in the thrash but a nice lady organised a bucket for Steve who was wolfing it down like a hungry bum longer than everyone else.

0tterpop · 2020-12-15T19:58:38+00:00

Ay gurl, you don't wanna bucket of spaghetti? lmao

ferociouslycurious · 2020-12-15T16:45:02+00:00

My 16 year old son could do better than this on a picnic with his gf. Is that battered chicken on a paper pamphlet???

smaller_ang · 2020-12-15T20:06:06+00:00

The spaghetti bucket will forever haunt my dreams

TAALLY · 2020-12-15T04:30:39+00:00

Aside from the more obvious egregious errors, there isn't a single vegetable. . . . . Oh wait, ironically I think I see some lettuce on the bottle of Crisco.

MrsTaylor101318 · 2020-12-15T20:33:04+00:00

Lmfaoooo. Good for that girl for leaving.

whatiidwbwy · 2020-12-15T20:47:34+00:00

To eat food he prepared you gotta really trust him.

qan7 · 2020-12-16T03:34:43+00:00

I... hope the comments fucking roasted the shit outta him but I have a feeling people were falling all over themselves congratulating him.

me-a-troglodytam · 2020-12-16T04:46:21+00:00

I mean, I personally like the food, but holy shit what sort of pig doesn’t eat with a plate??

failuretolaunchbf · 2020-12-16T15:56:11+00:00

Btw, you can find dishes at the thrift store or dollar store... Sometimes for less than a dollar.

fairywakes · 2020-12-15T14:05:52+00:00

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Title	🤮 “ion see shit wrong with this” EXACTLY why we don’t do dinner at home dates ladies - the queen in this story up and left!!
Author	fairywakes
Upvotes	290
Comments	130
Date	December 15, 2020 3:35 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/kddvqz/ion_see_shit_wrong_with_this_exactly_why_we_dont/
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