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[–]MistressListlessThrowaway Account592 points593 points594 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
At least he was inspired to upgrade his life even just a bit!
[–]mi1km0onFDS Newbie78 points79 points80 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao exactly!
[–]msChonk123FDS Newbie371 points372 points373 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Congratulations. By making your bed you’ve impressed your mom 20 years too late.
[–]yfunk3FDS Newbie184 points185 points186 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
That's what a lot of them want: a mom they can legally have sex with.
[–]VigorousBeanFlickingFDS Newbie60 points61 points62 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh that’s so depressingly true.
[–]dahmerloveszombiesFDS Newbie33 points34 points35 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Princess Carolyn - a legit FDS woman - called this on Bojack Horseman: Men want a mommy they can stick their dick in.
[–]isuckatidk30 points31 points32 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And just like that he's back to ground zero 😩
[–]CassieGreen85FDS Disciple35 points36 points37 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
OMG this is killing me! XD
[–]PahapanFDS Disciple580 points581 points582 points 5 years ago* (16 children) | Copy Link
Aw, look at his lil stack of decorative books.
And the tissue right next to the laptop. Homepage is probably YouPorn. 😂
eta: He posts on r/PrematureEjaculation. Fucking CALLED IT. I'm dying.
[–]CassieGreen85FDS Disciple217 points218 points219 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
OMG you're killing me here, queen! XD
[–]InayahDaneenFDS Newbie71 points72 points73 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao I’m 💀
[–][deleted] 62 points63 points64 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pmsl omg this is comedy gold of the year! I've taken a screen shot to cheer me up on those odd down days! Hahahahha 💀
[–]whendovescry2020FDS Newbie80 points81 points82 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Lol I looked. he did post there recently.
[–]MagnfiqueMaleficentFDS Disciple159 points160 points161 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wonder if he figured out the relationship between the porn and the premature ejaculation? oh never mind. I know the answer already. 🙄
[–]EclecticBarbarellaFDS Disciple88 points89 points90 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Omg I’m dying, i totally missed that
[–][deleted] 56 points57 points58 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Omg hahaha
[–]Phoenix__Rising2018Ruthless Strategist34 points35 points36 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh my God 😂 Good eye!
[–]honeybeerollFDS Disciple30 points31 points32 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Noooooo lmfao 😂😂 your powers of observation are amazing tho lmao
[–]MixWideFDS Newbie22 points23 points24 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Holy shit, brilliantly spotted. I cackled.
[–]littleartichokesFDS Newbie25 points26 points27 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I fucking love this sub holy shit
[–]SearchLightsIncFDS Apprentice21 points22 points23 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Queen!!
Edit: I hope he see's your comment lmaoooo
[–]SHEEKOtmFDS Newbie17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Holy shit, i clicked on his user account and i saw a dick... I'm out
[–]AdawritesrulesFDS Disciple14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
F you, you’re too good damn it
[–]softensonicFDS Newbie52 points53 points54 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
His bedroom is smaller than my bathroom.
[–]ApplegooglepearFDS Newbie[S] 196 points197 points198 points 5 years ago* (5 children) | Copy Link
Of course this is the only requirement he picked up on And guess where he thought it would get him
Edit: lol!! You ladies really took roast a scrote to a new level. Love it!!
I'm cracking up at these comments
[–]tiavargaFDS Newbie58 points59 points60 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“But...but...aren’t you going to have sex with me now? Isn’t that how it works? No? Gold digging b*tch!”
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[–]eucalyptusiscoolFDS Newbie17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There’s many spaces for that. This is not it. Comedic relief is a form of healing and therapy.
[–]ed-babie-freakThrowaway Account14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We don’t need to mollycoddle boys into becoming better. That’s not our problem, it’s theirs.
[–]SpazzyjizanatorPickmeisha™️2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Eta- had trouble posting a comment earlier, and not sure how but this seemed to get posted multiple times on different comments.
[–]AveryhvwFDS Newbie179 points180 points181 points 5 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
That yellowed comforter and those vintage pillow cases look so inviting, I hope he picks me! 🤣🤣🤣
[–]softensonicFDS Newbie73 points74 points75 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The pillows look like they're 100 years old, and there's no cover on his cumstained fitted sheet "comforter".
[–]MulkvisteeFDS Apprentice27 points28 points29 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Real talk I've never understood fucked up lumpy pillows, there's no excuse. I was replacing pillows at Costco with like birthday card money at 13 because you could get a damn 4 pack of ergonomic memory foam ones for $10. We just won't talk about how I needed them because I was sloppy with overnight hair masks. But still, that was just because I couldn't deal with stains after washing the outer AND inner cases. Imagine having someone you intend to stick yourself inside of lay on a dingy lumpy ass oatmeal pillow without being embarrassed.
[–]CassieGreen85FDS Disciple0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Real talk I've never understood fucked up lumpy pillows, there's no excuse.
I got one from Kohl's a few years ago, all memory foam, and it literally is the same shape as day one. I 100% agree that there's NO excuse. None at all. That one pillow cost me less than $30, it's not a big investment, but it's a great investment.
[–]Phoenix__Rising2018Ruthless Strategist21 points22 points23 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I can already feel the paper thin cotton covered in scratchy pilling.
[–]supremelyparanoidFDS Apprentice14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I’m scared 😦
[–]ivarteefiesFDS Newbie56 points57 points58 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
So I was dating a guy in finance. Made six figures. His freaking bed was made up with a poly sleeping bag unzipped as a duvet, and an ancient, pilled panda blanket. There might be hope, but even income and the taming influence of a woman on scrotey man caves can only go so far.
[–]supremelyparanoidFDS Apprentice28 points29 points30 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Ok sis now I’m really fucking scared. Why would someone WANT to love like that. WHY
[–]ivarteefiesFDS Newbie23 points24 points25 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just remove everything you know and do as a woman and you'll end up as that man. That's how lol!
[–]MsVioletClineFDS Newbie146 points147 points148 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Baby steps for the man-babies.
[–][deleted] 97 points98 points99 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
They are evolving
[–]supremelyparanoidFDS Apprentice52 points53 points54 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Still needs bed sheets!
[–][deleted] 79 points80 points81 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Give him 3 years or so. I believe in this one 😆
[–]supremelyparanoidFDS Apprentice23 points24 points25 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahahaha 😂 true
[–]InayahDaneenFDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL
[–]HhjjuuyFDS Apprentice4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They are revolting.
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[–]jayda92FDS Newbie12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If he wants to understand, he will.
[–]eucalyptusiscoolFDS Newbie12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Again, there are alot of spaces for men to build each other up. This is not that. Comedic relief is therapy.
[–]SpazzyjizanatorPickmeisha™️1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's true! Can be quite cathartic.
And this comment wasnt supposed to be posted multiple times.
[–]curlygirl507FDS Apprentice76 points77 points78 points 5 years ago* (7 children) | Copy Link
It actually looks nice. The bedding could use an upgrade.
I'm a total bedding snob (I have some Anthropologie stuff and some silk), and I recommend this duvet cover set: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B088HGYQ41/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_IfgxFbDBHMSRY
And these sheets: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01N9L2O9P/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_UhgxFbX37JJVM
Both very affordable.
[–]CassieGreen85FDS Disciple19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
May I ask if you have any recs for pillowcases? I recently got an Alaska Bear mulberry silk pillowcase and it hasn't even been 2 months and it's already getting a rough texture.
[–]curlygirl507FDS Apprentice14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I have these: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B071HLSCS8?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share
I hand wash them. I used to put them in the machine but it would tear them up.
Some people in the reviews think they're fake silk. I'm really not sure.. there are some experiments you can do to tell (on YouTube) but I'm too lazy.
[–]CassieGreen85FDS Disciple5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
OMG thank you!!!! You're doing goddess' work :D
I will try the hand washing method too, thank you; I thought it'd be ok to put them in the washer and just air dry them, but even that might be too harsh.
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[–]curlygirl507FDS Apprentice8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I have this one: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07ZXW8NZY/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apap_WoVThkG5Fba3X
[–]SHEEKOtmFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
u/human3pod
[–]creamtart_FDS Apprentice33 points34 points35 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Aww cute, he’s trying! Now that he has the bare minimum covered, time to get to the actual work of levelling himself up!
[–][deleted] 36 points37 points38 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Ugh I hate that podcast, those girls are massive pickmes and total trainwrecks. He’s probably making fun of us here but like, you should absolutely not be sleeping on the floor if you’re an adult. It’s a start certainly but he likely sends too much of his betabux to Anna and dasha to afford pillows that aren’t older than he is.
[–]greatnesdbyamuFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Preach
[–]Proud-PurposeFDS Apprentice6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
A lot of people follow them precisely because they're trainwrecks. I can't imagine not being amused by a woman who advocates having raw sex with strangers because condoms are bad and birth control is a neoliberal conspiracy.
Dasha says she fucked 70 guys. I dread imagining the mutated-ass STDs she has if it was all unprotected.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dear lord. Why did you tell me this. I was content just knowing they were pieces of shit, now I’m actually wrenching. 😂😂
[–]fpkkla1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
holy shit this read 😭😭😭 I truly can't stand these women and their LV fans, this gave me life
[–]43rdaccountFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
my best friend listens to it even though she tells me the hosts are rich assholes whose opinions shouldnt matter. idk why she listens to it if she admits it's so toxic, it's one of a couple things that make me feel i'm growing out of this friendship.... :-(
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They’re pro anorexia and just all around mean girls. Idk why any woman would be a fan of them!
[–]randomgirlimokFDS Apprentice78 points79 points80 points 5 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
It’s a good start I’ll give him that. Pillows look a little flat, get new ones. Also move out of moms house ...
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[–]LieberAalFDS Apprentice24 points25 points26 points 5 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
I think it’s because they never wash them. Like so many of exes were incredulous that you even can wash pillows (not just the cases, which often would go for months without a wash too). I suppose the pillows are rock hard with all those built up facial oils, drool and hair grease that accumulate if you sleep in them for 10 years without washing them.
[–]supremelyparanoidFDS Apprentice15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago* (9 children) | Copy Link
Also have they not heard of those zipped pillow protectors? If they didn’t want to wash the pillow they can just wash those and put them back on and then the pillow case.
[–]LieberAalFDS Apprentice39 points40 points41 points 5 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
If I had to guess, they probably have them and think it’s a magic device that renders all future washing unnecessary.
Case in point: I had an ex (with gross pillows, incidentally) who proudly showed me his super expensive fridge that pulled out all the stops during one of my first visits to his disgusting, dirty flat.
At some point I went away for a few weeks and still had fresh blackberries left over that would have been a shame to throw out. So before I left, I gave them to him to use. Fast forward a month and he comes over to my place for dinner. I had always made a point of bringing over a guest present when coming to the mediocre dinners in his dusty ass flat (like drinks or a cake from an artisan bakery). He never brought anything over to my place, so I specifically said „Can you bring dessert?“
... you guessed it: he shows up with the untouched, yet completely shrivelled and mouldy blackberries I had given him a month earlier. I’m like „what is that?“ and he tells me excitedly and with a certain smugness: „That’s the beauty of having an expensive fridge like I do: things stay fresh much much longer! Now you see why you should invest in an expensive fridge too!“ ......... I point out that the top layer of blackberries is shrivelled up and the bottom layer all mouldy and he calls me „ungrateful“ for HIS gift.
Bitch, I gave them to you?
So yeah scrote logic:
expensive fridge = nothing ever goes bad again
pillow protectors = pillows don’t need to be washed ever again
[–]CassieGreen85FDS Disciple18 points19 points20 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Y-yet they claim to be the logical sex... what the hell...
[–]AdawritesrulesFDS Disciple4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The logical sex with a deteriorating frontal lobe from porn use
[–]neighsonFDS Newbie12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yikes.. brings blackberries for a desert and doesn't even look at them to see it's bad 🤮 On topic with pillows and cases though, personally I just replace it ever year. I sleep with a body pillow and it's not the same with a case, I washed the first one I had but that ruined it.
[–]LieberAalFDS Apprentice15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I think he did look at them but in his mind there WAS nothing wrong with them. It's the only way I can explain his dirty many months old bedsheets that gave me skin breakouts and UTIs, the crusty dirt creating its own layer in his never-cleaned carpet, the pee stains all over his toilet room, the mould in his flat (he never cracked a window and had his curtains always drawn 24h, rendering his flat a humid, smelly cave). Like he had to be able to acknowledge all of this and see nothing wrong with it, it's impossible that he just didn't realise it, it was THAT obvious.
I felt so disgusted by his place the moment I walked in and still allowed him to guilt-trip me into not being "judgmental" and "superficial". Never again though!
[–]neighsonFDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Must of been a feature of his expensive fridge. The mold helps it stay preserved! :)
Yeah that man-child was just lazy, waiting for his mom to come over and clean I guess. if he's that lazy to clean he should of used the fridge money to pay for a maid.
[–]th3n3w3ston3Pickmeisha™️5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is exactly what I thought of when I heard about reusable face masks. So many people are just not going to wash them. Almost scares me more than COVID.
[–]Whateverbabe2FDS Apprentice1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That is so trashy and rude wtf
[–]ovra360FDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In college I briefly had a situationship with a guy who had exactly one pillow that was so flat that he had to fold it not just in half, but into QUARTERS to use it. Luckily my standards have improved since then.
[–]shortywannarockFDS Newbie-1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s not nothing.. but it ain’t something.
[–]teenygoblin27FDS Newbie21 points22 points23 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Cute, but how often is he going to wash his sheets? Once a week orrrrrr once every 6 months? Is he going to buy new pillows when those finally get worn out orrrr is a female going to have to bring her own if she ever decides to spend the night because the ones on his bed are now FLAT AS HELL annnnnd are stained/have mismatched pillow cases.
wonders
[–]CassieGreen85FDS Disciple12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
orrrrrr once every 6 months?
Whoa, let's not get carried away! He finally got the frame, that excuses him from other bare minimums for another 5 years! /s
[–]teenygoblin27FDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao true.
[–]Proud-PurposeFDS Apprentice16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh, it's a lot funnier if you guys knew some background.
No one here probably knows what this sub is, but it's for a literallywho podcast Red Scare. It's hosted by two beta female pickmes, Anna Khachiyan and Dasha Nekrasova. They're both conservative/trad, anti-choice and mumble all day about how women should get married and have kids instead of going to work. Predictably, r/redscarepod is populated by incels and migtoes.
Is a "I watch porn and check out other girls with my bf" coolgirl.
Dasha is a D list indie actress who sleeps with producers to get a role, is mad at every Hollywood blonde;
Is into the whole "I'm a sexually abused angelic lolita teen uwu" aesthetic while being 30;
Thinks getting picked makes her a success;
Was engaged to some fugly leftist comedian once, but even he dropped her.
Both pickmes are pro-ana.
I think the meme is referencing the fact that Anna doesn't even own a bed frame and sleeps on a dirty matress on the floor despite making 20k a month. She spends it on shitty designer clothes and her boyfriend instead.
[–]heleninthealpsFDS Apprentice45 points46 points47 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
He admits that dating one of us is the goal/ better than a girl that would accept his dustiness. He's of course sarcastic....but....what if he isn't?
[–]BasieSkanksRuthless Strategist51 points52 points53 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Freudian slip. Whilst men castigate and berate this subreddit, it mainly comes from a place of total inadequacy. Men hate feeling like they don’t have complete access to women, so when they come over here and realise they don’t make the grade, that inadequacy turns into anger towards us. FDS breeds the kind of women they want. They just know they’re not good enough.
[–]CNhumanFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Honestly I wish more of them were good enough.
I wish they'd actually be self interested for once, and put the work into their own level up process and reap the benefits of that labor like we do for ourselves.
Then maybe they could approach us as equals instead of beggars trying to scrape by and leech off of our efforts.
[–]saymoneyhoneyFDS Newbie21 points22 points23 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This guy, as an ADULT, got himself a cheap bed to sleep in and he thought it was such a big deal he had to make a post about it. Imagine fulfilling one of your own basic needs....giving yourself a place to sleep...and then wanting strangers to praise you for it.
[–]seraphinelysionFDS Apprentice7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Proof that FDS is a net positive unlike some other subs that will go unnamed here.
[–]Ketolove604FDS Newbie27 points28 points29 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He makes it sound like our standards are... a bed frame?? It looks like a double. I'd rather sleep in my queen bed with the high-end Swedish mattress and bedding from Switzerland.
[–]HhjjuuyFDS Apprentice12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That he doesn't even understand our standards is proof enough that no FDS woman will ever tolerate him long enough to see this bedframe beyond this picture.
[–]FDSxMuffinVSrat6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol congratulations to him, he passes one requirement of ten thousand. I hope he keeps going, at least he's bettering his life.
[–]talklistentalkFDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That is hilarious. Should have ended the sentence after the word, "woman" though. Bless his heart.
[–]ItsFreezenFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is called adulting.
[–]WkndwhorechataFDS Apprentice6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is like when a child angrily cleans his room and screeches "are you happy, mom!?" in a huff... and it's like HELLO, THIS IS FOR YOUR BENEFIT. DONT,'T YOU ENJOY HAVING NICE, CLEAN THINGS?
[–]VikingPugFDS Apprentice24 points25 points26 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No, no you can’t dude. This is his bare minimum..lol..nope.
[–]BasieSkanksRuthless Strategist12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, we’ll pass.
[–]purasangriaRuthless Strategist4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
About fucking time.
[–]feminologie_FDS Apprentice7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why do they want FDS women when there's so many pickmes to choose from?
[–]Revy_Ur_EnginesFDS Newbie26 points27 points28 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No thanks he’s probably got boxers with skid marks under his bed
[–]finalbosskittenFDS STRATEGY COACH16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
More like he probably has an entire catacomb of skeletons in his closet. 😩
[–]oasisreverieFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He acts like he is joking/doing this ironically, but he absolutely is doing this with the intention of getting laid.
He knows that women don't take little boys with their mattress on the floor seriously, and he changed it because he is insecure nobody wanna fuck him. Lmao
[–]ShieldMaidenLagerthaFDS Disciple3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This looks like a shabby Air BnB, but progress is progress I guess.
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As if that's the only thing we expect 🤣
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I can just tell his room smells bad.
[–]Lavender_flowFDS Disciple5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah he still cant date us, because he still watches porn. So nice bed, but BOY BYE💅💅💅 . No Scrubs allowed. Go to therapy.
[–]_tinyimpFDS Apprentice8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LMAO
[–]iamaninsectFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh. Poor you for doing something your mother probably nags about if she ever sees your place. Woe is you, for having women around to help you get a date from someone who isn’t on meth.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Basic dudes expect the most I swear
Sorry pal but it’s gonna take a whole lot more than just having a bed frame for that to happen.
[–]mikenzeejaiFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hes got matching pillow cased and everything!!! I'm drooling!
[–]MACMUAFDS Apprentice1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Congratulations!!! Welcome to adulthood. Stfu your parents never taught you to adult
[–]paperyballsFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No duvet cover....
I thought it looked nice but now I can’t see past the tissues/laptop and pillows/lack of duvet cover. The carpet also bothers me. I just feel like it’s old and dirty.
[–]22leafcloverFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Forgot the duvet cover, did he tuck the raw duvet into the bed? Hey he's trying! Just a few more youtube home decor videos and he'll get there.
[–]BrooklynBabe33FDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not enough pillows
[–]JunjiMitosisFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tbh if you can’t afford a bed frame you shouldn’t be dating. I bought my first one for $79 at IKEA......
[–]typeadhdFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Literally it took reading a subreddit to take your mattress off of the floor as an adult?
Lmao sigh
The expectations are in the depths of hell
[–]Phoenix__Rising2018Ruthless Strategist0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Awww he got himself a big boy bed! 👏👏👏
What's next? Adult hygiene and time management? Two sets of quality bathroom towels? A refrigerator with actual food in it not just some condiments and a bottle of expired milk? 😍
[–]Microwave79FDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
With no bed comforter in sight.. Smh
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