This is considered a success? Guy never initiates giving oral sex, only wants to receive, then presses his junk against her mouth, she needs to keep asking for him to go down on her and he laughs at her and calls her demanding WTF

whiskey_and_oreos · 2021-12-01T06:50:25+00:00

What in the hookup culture hell is this? And how did her body not close up shop for the month after he pressed his dick onto her closed mouth? 🤢

extragouda · 2021-12-01T11:09:25+00:00

"began to eat me like I was a buffet"

🤮

If it's his first time, he's not going to know how to do this. I think this must be fake.

thrway01010 · 2021-12-01T06:43:49+00:00

This kind of interaction would make me dry as sahara. He's not eager to please her and only goes down on her after she was "assertive" (begging for it) AND insults her on the way down. He gave good head but didn't want to.

thinktwiceorelse · 2021-12-01T11:27:05+00:00

Guys aren't always douchebags while describing a perfect douchebag.

dkwantsdk · 2021-12-01T08:25:59+00:00

these guys aren't all douchebags sometimes they just dont know what ladies want

I'm dead. I can't. How. What.

misandryismadeup · 2021-12-01T10:43:20+00:00

So you’re with a selfish prick who calls you demanding for wanting the same thing as him but women need to be more assertive? Or how about don’t deal with these inconsiderate misogynists?

They sure do love to project except when it’s going to benefit the woman. They never think “I want oral so maybe she wants oral too?”.

curlyhaiir · 2021-12-01T07:40:21+00:00

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Serious_Papaya8615 · 2021-12-01T09:43:10+00:00

Any manipulation tactic involving sex instantly gives me rapist vibes

Ashamed-Reputation-2 · 2021-12-01T12:53:38+00:00

If they don't offer they are automatically trash. I know a dude that's like 30/31 and he's never given head before because "nobody ever asked" 😐😐😐 I bet he rarely had to ask a woman for oral smh.

poppinkitty · 2021-12-01T08:51:57+00:00

That's so rapey. Why is she saying that "these guys are not douchebags", like hell they are. Like ladies when a guy shoves his dick in your mouth just be assertive. Wtf is this. I would have cut his junk off.

Colour_riot · 2021-12-01T12:48:23+00:00

"Ladies these guys aren't all douchebags sometimes they just don't know what ladies want"

ahahahahahhahaha

yfunk3 · 2021-12-01T09:39:38+00:00

Is this a certain popular feminist sub that appears on the front page often? 😂 So glad the male mods there finally banned me (for calling out a man pretending to be a "female"). I was so tired and (quite frankly) exhausted of reading shit posts like this. Unsubscribing frim all the horrible subs was like the "block & delete" for Reddit that I truly needed.

modernmedusaa · 2021-12-01T14:47:42+00:00

Sounds like it was written by an incel

Giving loser lonely men an internet connection was the worst idea in history

If they’re not down the manosphere, the porn rabbit hole or abusing feminists on YouTube/ Twitter or harassing women on dating apps or gaming…..they’re pretending to be women on Reddit instead

And they wonder why women stay away from them🙄

Astral_weaver · 2021-12-01T07:00:03+00:00

There are so many wrong things going on with this post, I can't even.

SIS, HE NEGGED YOU AND THEN HE DID A MEDIOCRE JOB, WHAT'S THE CATCH IN THAT?

Sorry for the caps, but she seems totally oblivious that she has to do with yet another LV man.

phulkari2784 · 2021-12-01T12:05:28+00:00

The guy is an entitled prick and the woman is in a denial.

electroloop · 2021-12-01T12:59:55+00:00

Imagine going to reddit to try and get attention from strangers by posting stories about your sexcapades from fuckboys. I cannot.

scorchedsouI · 2021-12-01T07:54:41+00:00

"why not?" Why did she casually gloss over that? What the fuck.

PrettyPancakePolice · 2021-12-01T13:04:00+00:00

If he never bothered to go down on any of his three girlfriends (or any hookups), then he's a douchebag. This whole post is so stupid, everything about it makes me so mad.

AnonymousRooster · 2021-12-01T13:13:44+00:00

"They don't know what ladies want." Seriously? Does it take any brain power to guess a partner wants some reciprocation if you aren't total trash?

aquietsword · 2021-12-01T07:59:21+00:00

Sometimes they just don't know 🤡

AnniaT · 2021-12-01T11:28:52+00:00

CoMmUnICaTe

"They just don't know what ladies want"... They know sis, they just don't care and know they can get away with it.

1Here4Bach · 2021-12-01T14:01:03+00:00

When Shakespeare said, “Hell is empty and all the devils are here”, he meant scrotes.

_cnz_ · 2021-12-01T10:25:20+00:00

so we supposed to just gloss over the fact the he almost orally raped her? Also notice how she didn't even mention whether or not she came (she probably didn't)

but hey ~feminism~ am i right?

Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2021-12-01T14:08:40+00:00

First of all he's probably lying. Second of all he tried to force his dick in her mouth. He'll rape her eventually.

Carneliancat · 2021-12-01T15:17:45+00:00

I'd say a guy who has been through 3 previous relationships without going downtown is the very definition of a selfish douchebag. My blowjob days are over. If he wants to come via intercourse, he must make me come first through oral, and that is just the way it is going to be going forward. Otherwise, my vibrator will do just fine, without the hassle of dealing with a man.

The_Cat_Empress · 2021-12-01T14:45:25+00:00

Now this may just be me but oral sex is gross. I don’twant to touch the bodily fluids and it makes me sick thinking about it. Yet it’s nearly always expected for a woman to please a man and no men ever talk about how all they did was go down on their GFs. It’s just more sht to add to the male scrodacity pile…more nasty stuff! This guy probably did a shtty job too. Men don’t just go from hating to go down to being sex gods and great at giving oral to women. LMAO.

UnapologeticWife · 2021-12-01T17:43:34+00:00

Guys DonT Know wHat Women WaNt

We have to stop believing this BS. If someone is so clueless that a partner would want to be - turned on - satisfied - respected

And that their own orgasm isn’t the only one that matters, why bother?

Frogspocket · 2021-12-01T17:58:45+00:00

ladies! these guys aren't douchebags, they're just super stupid. 😍 /s

i hate this assumption that men are stupid and don't know better. "they just don't know what ladies want". bullshit. sure they don't know what YOU specifically like, because each woman is different, but they're fully aware that sticking their dick in your mouth without communicating with you, finishing, and then moving on without even attempting to get you off is not what you want. they are not that stupid omg. they just don't care and they are using you because you're letting them.

spicybookmaster · 2021-12-01T18:07:13+00:00

I’m trying to figure out how they’re positioned. Is she laying on the bed and he’s on top, pushing his dick on her mouth?

Anyways, like others have said, this immediately gave me “written by a man” vibes. Funny how even writing can tip off our BS detectors immediately 😂

vagabond-playing · 2021-12-01T08:57:25+00:00

poor girl, she's such in good faith

intergalacticanon44 · 2021-12-01T15:05:11+00:00

“SCROTATION REPORT” made me giggle 😭😂

bizzybumblebee · 2021-12-01T17:33:52+00:00

lmaoooo "ladies these guys aren't all douchebags sometimes they just don't know what ladies want" clown logic. he obviously knows, he just thought he could get away without doing it.

xfelugirlx · 2021-12-01T17:44:33+00:00

Wtf is this? I don’t know what is worse , That scrote pushing his d into her mouth or she saying that we need to gave them second chances? Hell no

Equal-Ear2312 · 2021-12-01T13:02:21+00:00

I hope she keeps this trash and contains it like a hazmat suit so this douche doesn't get to mess with more women. but on the other hand, I wish she would get to see the reality of it and that what she's done was not a success...

miwamus · 2021-12-01T17:51:33+00:00

Drop him and run like your about to put that turkey in the deep frier.

fallen-summer · 2021-12-01T18:06:55+00:00

Ok so I agree that 100% a man wrote this that being said this is pretty shocking and gross like even when I was deep entrenched in hookup culture this shit would have never flown with me

fairywakes · 2021-12-01T18:41:37+00:00

The fact I have to ask….ugh

grmpygills · 2021-12-01T19:21:25+00:00

Oh my Jesus

subgirlygirl · 2021-12-01T21:26:09+00:00

All other things aside... If someone isn't eager to please me first, it's done. I won't see him again.

luvmyvulvaxoxo · 2021-12-01T20:34:48+00:00

Lmao “they just don’t know what ladies want” after you had to REPEATEDLY tell him what you wanted?

God some women are so fucking pathetic, I’m sorry.

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