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[–]glj901FDS Newbie188 points189 points190 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
“Sorry you got hurt”
-Direct quote from my bf of 3 years (by postcard because he couldn’t speak to me directly) when I discovered he was cheating, after which he accused me of snooping
[–]alt-gingFDS Newbie85 points86 points87 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
We don’t need to snoop if we don’t feel like we have a reason to. We snoop when we already know there’s something to find.
[–]glj901FDS Newbie46 points47 points48 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Well the ironic thing here is that he asked me to bring his sweater to him so i was looking in his hotel room for that sweater. Opened a dresser drawer and found the evidence there.
[–]alt-gingFDS Newbie44 points45 points46 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They are really just too dumb for their own good sometimes. I had a guy get mad at me for expressing that I felt insecure about a woman I saw that he was top friends with on Snapchat after he had just taken a snap of us together and went to send it to his friend and it popped up blatantly right on the screen for me to see when he had the phone in my face. Like, I didn’t ask to see that you’ve got a bigger snap streak with another woman than me bro, you literally just showed it to me. He ended up trying to spin it and say something like “you never get mad when so and so snaps me why do you care if I snap her?”. Apples to oranges, my guy.
[–]BovvsetteFDS Disciple23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Typical. No remorse for the action itself, the only regret is getting caught doing it.
[–]TotalOrganization3FDS Newbie13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Sorry you are so hurt by me.”
[–]FitncurlyFDS Newbie21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn
[–]funky_wormsFDS Newbie458 points459 points460 points 6 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
“Well now i feel like shit”
[–]tauruspiscescancerFDS Disciple[S] 232 points233 points234 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
This one always gets meee!! Like YOU ARE SHIT BRO TF?! 😂😤
[–]funky_wormsFDS Newbie86 points87 points88 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I know i used to get this excuse constantly when i was just expressing how i felt 💀
[–]BovvsetteFDS Disciple38 points39 points40 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
For real! They mess up and them feeling guilty is somehow your fault. I would say „Good, grow some conscience.”
[–]ScotsburdFDS Disciple138 points139 points140 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The only response to that it "Well, you should".
[–]ReflectiveRedheadFDS Newbie29 points30 points31 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My reply to "I'm sorry"? (With no change in behavior).
"Yeah, you sure are." 🙄
[–]trekMT7900FDS Newbie75 points76 points77 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is my go-to response for that saying. Oh you feel like shit? Maybe your conscience is trying to tell you something 🙄
[–]BaffledBazaarFDS Apprentice34 points35 points36 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
!!!!!!!!!! 😤 SERIOUSLY
[–][deleted] 28 points29 points30 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL I heard this one so many times
[–]inthelapofthegods_FDS Newbie144 points145 points146 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
“Sorry I’m the worst boyfriend on the planet”
“Sorry that your feelings are hurt but that’s not my fault”
“Sorry that you can’t take a joke”
[–]DatonecatladyuknoFDS Apprentice51 points52 points53 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ok if these trigger me, got angry reading this, THEY ALL GET HANDED THE WORST PLAY BOOK EVER apparently
[–]EmergencyShitFDS Apprentice35 points36 points37 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s only a “joke” after you get mad
[–][deleted] 126 points127 points128 points 6 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
"I'm sorry but you just never take responsibility for anything"
"you are too sensitive"
"I'm not an asshole, I could tear you apart, rip you apart, but I don't because I'm not a bad person, I'm just BRUTALLY HONEST"
[–]extraacct1234Ruthless Strategist246 points247 points248 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Word of advice, never ever ever get with a man who cannot apologize to you or will not apologize to you. Or gives you one of these fake apologies. That's a person who doesn't care about you, doesn't respect you and will never listen to you.
[–]penelopekittyFDS STRATEGY COACH81 points82 points83 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Excellent advice. This is one of the biggest reasons for my divorce. Narcissists will never apologize for anything UNLESS they are planning on conning you into further abuse.
[–]extraacct1234Ruthless Strategist28 points29 points30 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes I've been there done that. Never again.
[–]BionicWoahManFDS Newbie51 points52 points53 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah ...it only gets worse from there. The non apologies get lazier and then you find yourself talking to a grown ass adult about what normal human emotions and respect look like. Then they stop even fake apologizing. Finally, it gets to the point that you are the one constantly apologizing while they're acting like like a spoiled brat with the emotional maturity of a 2 year old.
Here's the thing though : if they recognize enough to know they need to fake apologize, they know they fucked up...they just don't care enough to invest any empathy into understanding why.
[–]Ms_TillyRuthless Strategist27 points28 points29 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Absolutely! Let the first non apology be the last. Just ghost and block, and lick your wounds later.
[–]TheSunTheMoonNStars18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Very true, plus You shouldn’t be friends with women that apologize like this either. People who do this only care about themselves and have no sense of responsibility.
[–]tauruspiscescancerFDS Disciple[S] 38 points39 points40 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
point blank and period.
[–]Nicolo_UltraFDS Newbie239 points240 points241 points 6 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
Story time! Asked a bf if he could handle making dinner 3 nights a week on the days I go to the gym (he didn't do anything after work, we had normal M-F 8-4 jobs), he said he has no idea how/what to cook/what groceries we have. I told him that he'd figure it out no problem.
He responds: "I'm sorry but I just was never taught how to cook. I don't know how. You probably won't even like what I cook so I don't see the point." When I mentioned that pasta, or a salad, or literally anything that simple would be fine (I'm a great cook so his dinners didn't have to be fancy, jeez), he goes "honestly, now you're just insulting me; I know how to make a freaking sandwich."
Broooo what do you waaaant??
[–]ImstillwatchingyouFDS Newbie173 points174 points175 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
To be seen as capable of doing work without the part where he actually has to do it.
[–]7_0f_9FDS Disciple12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
amazing how they think they are the best at everything until you actually ask them to prove it. then suddenly they are just sooooo helpless.
[–]Parking-ActFDS Disciple84 points85 points86 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Please tell me you dumped this manchild!?
[–]Nicolo_UltraFDS Newbie113 points114 points115 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Kicked him out of my house. As they say, ain't nobody got time for that.
[–]Parking-ActFDS Disciple26 points27 points28 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fuck yes!!!!!!!
[–]7_0f_9FDS Disciple2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
woof! <3
[–]theghettogirlFDS Newbie59 points60 points61 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
If he wanted to try he could watch YouTube. That's how I learned to change my oil. If I can learn to change oil any ninja can learn how to make spaghetti.
[–]SoniaLovesYouFDS Newbie35 points36 points37 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Seriously! There are THOUSANDS of recipe videos online, you can find anything you want and they literally show you every single step. Inexcusably useless.
[–]7_0f_9FDS Disciple4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
how does he think the rest of us learned how to cook? my mom certainly didn't teach me. i had to learn on my fucking own 9_9
[–]pinkliquorFDS Newbie23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Lmao reminds me of one of my exes who refused to even try to cook. Said it’s not a man’s job. 😂
So a man's job is to starve then? I wonder what would Gordon Ramsay and Jamie Oliver think about that statement!
[–]ElleyDM14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Google it"
[–]-sweetwater-FDS Disciple133 points134 points135 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I’m sorry, I’m in a mental place where I can’t be held responsible for my actions.
[–]WhoopassDietFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m sorry, I’m in a mental chromosomal place where I can’t be held responsible for my actions.
Ftfy
[–]tauruspiscescancerFDS Disciple[S] 69 points70 points71 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Y’all are absolutely killing me with these comments 😂
[–]BlueJeanMistressFDS Apprentice123 points124 points125 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
“I’m sorry you feel that way” The emphasis is always on the “you”.
[–][deleted] 38 points39 points40 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah they are blaming you, and don't feel guilty basically
[–]tauruspiscescancerFDS Disciple[S] 43 points44 points45 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Right I’m sorry YOUR feelings are hurt regardless of MY actions.
[–]s_slayerFDS STRATEGY COACH118 points119 points120 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
My ex never could apologize. He’d say “I wish we didn’t trigger each other”, or “I’m sorry I’m such a dick”, stuff like that. It was never ever “I’m really sorry I hurt you”. I’ve found that it’s hard for men to offer up an appropriate apology because it’s hard for them to be fully accountable for their actions. The blow to the ego is too much for them. Eventually they’ll resent you if you hold them accountable so it’s better to just look for a man who doesn’t consistently fuck up.
[–]oreooreooreosFDS Newbie25 points26 points27 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“I’m sorry, I’m so fucked up.” - my ex
[–]tauruspiscescancerFDS Disciple[S] 71 points72 points73 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
“I wish we didn’t trigger each other”!!?!!!
What in the toxicity????
[–]persephones_torchFDS Disciple59 points60 points61 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"I'm sorry but... you just made me so mad. Why are you so unreasonable?"
"I'm really a nice guy."
"Hope you're not mad at me anymore."
"I swear I didn't know!"
"If you slept with me when I visited you I wouldn't have had to have cheated with her."
[–][deleted] 55 points56 points57 points 6 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
"I don't need your forgiveness. I've already forgiven myself."
[–]SoniaLovesYouFDS Newbie27 points28 points29 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Holy shit
[–][deleted] 21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
LMAO that’s so fucking rude I can’t even understand how a person would think that ok to even say
[–][deleted] 20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He was the definition of worthless. I wouldn't have a problem if he walked in front of a bus.
[–]cabernetmermaidFDS Newbie15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am sad to say, I too have been given this “apology” and it just blows my mind that someone can be so full of themselves. they really think their own opinions are the only ones that matter.
[–]BabyGothQFDS Newbie14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Lol I’ve had a toxic friend say “It’s okay, I forgive you.” after me finally bringing up all of the crap she had done to me over months.
[–]freedandelionsFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
*ex-friend That’s terrible!
[–]BabyGothQFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ex-friend, indeed!
[–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]riseaboveagainFDS Apprentice111 points112 points113 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
“You’re too sensitive”
[–]j_boFDS Newbie52 points53 points54 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't forget to follow up with: "you are making a whole thing over this grow up"
[–]IwsamFDS Newbie51 points52 points53 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Meanwhile we're handing out apologies like paper tissues.
[–]kuntycakeFDS Newbie16 points17 points18 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah we need to stop it. At least I do. I need to start recording their apologies and make a script with them to use on them.
[–]alt-gingFDS Newbie85 points86 points87 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
In my experience, they never do actually apologize. Some of my personal favorites:
"I'll see what I can do about it..."
"I don't know what you want from me" or "I don't know what you want me to do about it"
"I don't even know why we are talking about this. It's not getting us anywhere."
"I've had it so much worse than you" - or some variation of one-upping.
"Believe whatever you want"
[–]4763892034FDS Newbie28 points29 points30 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
"I don't know what you want from me"
Holy cow this one. How in the world do you not know, because I literally just told you.
"I don't know what you want from me" really means "I won't apologize or change my behavior because I'm incapable of considering that I might be wrong, so instead I'm going to pretend like you're giving me mixed messages, gaslighting you into believing that your expectations of me are confusing and irrational."
[–]alt-gingFDS Newbie12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You nailed it. I was told this one last week actually after telling a guy that I felt like he didn’t value me or our relationship because he can’t even manage to reply to my text messages for 8+ hours on a regular basis, or meet many other basic relationship needs. I gave him very specific examples and requests for what I expected from him. If you don’t know what I want from you after all that, then I got some bad news for you buddy...you can’t help someone who doesn’t want to change.
[–]4763892034FDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How dare you have expectations of a man you're seeing?! Stop trying to clip his wings! Really though sorry about that, good riddance it sounds like.
Honestly this always reminds me of when I was in college (design) and we'd get a project brief. Our professor would always say, "If you go outside of the parameters of the brief, you'd better be able to justify it." And yet someone (always a dude) inevitably didn't read/follow/care about the guidelines and wouldn't understand why they got a bad critique. Cuz you didn't listen to what the expectations were. Or you did and just didn't follow them. Why are you surprised that other people expect a bare minimum from you?
[–]pixeldustprosFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
BELIEVE WHAT YOU WANT omg I just saw red lol I freaking hate that one
[–]saxophonepaxFDS Newbie44 points45 points46 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"I'm a really nice person, people always take advantage of that and I have tried to save you..sorry I didn't do it the right way"
This after cheating on me with his female "friend"....rolls eyes
[–]rosapalmeraFDS Newbie38 points39 points40 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
“I’m sorry I shouldn’t have said anything.”
This one’s the most passive aggressive and I hate it so much. He upsets you, you confront him about it, and instead of apologising for the behaviour/words that hurt you, he apologises for speaking, thinking he has tricked you into believing he’s apologised since he technically said the word “sorry,” but at the same time conveying the veiled threat that he won’t be communicating with you anymore if you get upset at what he says or does.
[–]terf_fretFDS Newbie12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Literally got this a week ago. Mentally readjusting to spinsterhood rn.
[–]7_0f_9FDS Disciple7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
welcome to liberation.
[–]MuffinSongsFDS Disciple65 points66 points67 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why should I apologize? I don’t feel sorry. You’re just being too sensitive, as always.
[–]Ms_TillyRuthless Strategist66 points67 points68 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"I'm sorry, but if you just...."
[–][deleted] 23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Sorry but YOU did THIS other thing that made me do that
[–]cabernetmermaidFDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A classic!
[–]DatonecatladyuknoFDS Apprentice23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nothing ever good enough for you!!
[–]LooseUnderstandingFDS Newbie23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
“I just don’t feel like it was that big a deal.” Sometimes it is and sometimes it isn’t, doesn’t matter, if you make your SO feel bad you should apologize! He also pulls out “well now I feel like shit” every single time I mention anything’s bothering me. Like I can tell you’re just trying to shift the focus so I can mommy your wounded pride. Not gonna work.
[–]moonchild2998FDS Newbie23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
“You’re in charge of your own feelings and I don’t have time to feel sorry for you.”
Now he didn’t do anything wrong, but I was pretty shaken up after being in a red lockdown when a teacher brought a gun to school I worked at and held the principal hostage (all while me and the students and staff where there.)
I mean, I just wanted a hug lol.
[–]terf_fretFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's just sadistic!
wow... what a garbage human being. i'm sorry you went through that.
[–]rainynightslightFDS Newbie71 points72 points73 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
“Well, I feel like the asshole here. But I swear I’m not TRYING to be an asshole. I’m sorry.”
The underlying message: “please make me feel better about my terrible behavior and lack of applied self-awareness, Mom” 😂
[–][deleted] 19 points20 points21 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Omg for real though! I don't recall the amount of guys who say "I'm sorry that I treated you like trash, it was maybe a little bit too much, I'm not an asshole though"
[–]Ms_TillyRuthless Strategist20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'm sorry I'm not perfect. Heard this quite a bit.
like yeah dude, thanks for stating reality. now can we get back on topic?
[–]AliceKingslyAt-Risk Pick Me Youth21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"It really hurts me how you're throwing all of the horrible shit I did to you in my face." -My ex-crush 🙄 I fuckin' apologized too.
[–]Hedy__LamarrFDS Newbie44 points45 points46 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"I'm sorry you feel that way."
[–]siberiansummerFDS Disciple42 points43 points44 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Backhanded apology. Every time I was upset about my ex being an asshole he’d always say: “I’m sorry you feel this way but I don’t want to talk about this” and would literally walk away/stop responding to me or my messages. Yeah.. that didn’t last
[–]terf_fretFDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
My ex used to sit in his recliner, turn his head, and close his eyes. Just like that. Whenever I said, "x is a problem and we need to address it..."
[–]jeanneeebeanneeeFDS Apprentice9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's literally toddler behavior. Same level as sticking fingers in ears and saying LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU NYAAAA
[–]7_0f_9FDS Disciple3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
my ex did something similar when his land lady's aunt was bullying me. he'd just look at his phone and not respond to me. i left him the first time he tried that.
[–]7_0f_9FDS Disciple6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
i confronted a male friend on something and he ghosted me for a week. then i confronted him on ghosting me and he says "i dont want to argue with you." yeah of course you don't. becuase you know you're a piece of shit, dude 9_9
[–][deleted] 56 points57 points58 points 6 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
"I'm sorry you felt that you were raped."
[–]IwsamFDS Newbie45 points46 points47 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Kobe Bryant, 2003"
[–]FitncurlyFDS Newbie31 points32 points33 points 6 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
I LITERALLY was having an argument yesterday with a dude on reddit who said that exact thing to another woman. These are the moments I want hell to be real so these shitheads could burn in it forever 🔥
[–][deleted] 25 points26 points27 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
That user daviddavidson? I saw that all go down. And he literally "apologized" that a woman "felt" she was raped.
He's become a meme, unbeknownst to him.
[–]DatonecatladyuknoFDS Apprentice18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Imagine your only life achievement is being a meme.
[–]EmergencyShitFDS Apprentice9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I called his ass out over that comment too
[–]FitncurlyFDS Newbie12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Glad you peeped that ✊🏼, and 😆 , really?
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I mean that I'm now quoting him, therefore he's a "meme." 😄
[–]FitncurlyFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ah, gotchya. 👍🏼
[–]sugaredberryFDS Newbie13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I would ask what’s wrong with that dude but this is so common
[–][deleted] 15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Let's be honest, we already know what's wrong with him.
[–]7_0f_9FDS Disciple0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
we're already in hell... thats my opinion anyway. really the only thing that actually explains how shitty this universe is.
[–][deleted] 12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Snowy girl I’m so sorry! I was raped too and I want you to know I understand how hurtful and traumatic it can be to not get the right response to sharing your story. That guy is trash and can fucking rot
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sorry, it didn't happen to me! I'm quoting a dude who said this to another woman. Thank you for the support though. It's sad you had to go through that.
[–]perhapsbutnottodayFDS Disciple15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Ok, I’m sorry” 🙄
[–]redbirdfliesFDS Disciple12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
My narc ex “I’m really sorry about the way I treated you. There’s something about you that just brings out the worst in me”
Yes, dickhead, because being honest and kind and doing everything I could think of to make you happy must somehow trigger the savagery in you.
"It's your fault I abuse you." Literally textbook narcissism.
[–]curlygirl507FDS Apprentice11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A guy I met on Bumble was nice initially, then ended up treating me like a free escort. When he texted me months later, I called him out on it, and he replied - unbelievably - "I'm sorry you felt that way." There really is no decency with straight men whatsoever. They are absolutely trying to be the worst people they possibly can be and I'm incredibly suspicious of every last one of them. I'm not sure I will ever even halfway trust any of them ever again.
[–]FlatConsideration8FDS Newbie12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"I really don't think I did any of that and you know it wasn't my intention so I don't think you should be upset but sorry if you are" .....😵
[–]Teasha34FDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“I’m sorry you feel that way” or “sorry you took that so offensively” if there was any sorry at all from my ex
[–]WillingBeingFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ah yes, the “fauxpology” - a favorite of narcissists and misogynists.
[–]Nifteroni-and-CheeseFDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“I feel so bad for sleeping with my ex while you were out of town plz comfort me uwu”
[–]gursky0FDS Apprentice10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
The best I've gotten from my ex is "I shouldn't have said that" after I called him out on something he said during conflict, which I suppose is better than a fake apology, but it's still not a full apology. He never once apologized for anything.
[–]SlothityFDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“I’m sorry but I honestly shouldn’t have to tiptoe around your insecurities.”
-an ex after I broke up with him for hitting on another woman openly to a point that it made her uncomfortable in front of me on his birthday. Was pissed at me as well for “ruining his birthday” by dumping him and walking out. 🤷🏻♀️
[–]DunRutherFDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m sorry I was caught.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My ex all the time
[–]BabyGothQFDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“I’m such a horrible person!”
[–]hotspringrollFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“I’m sorry if YOU felt that way, BUT...” (insert weak ass excuse for not acknowledging your reality/holding himself accountable)
[–]deistXfyreFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"i'm so sorry i just mold to whoever i'm with" - my bf after i snooped on his phone and found him grotesquely sexting with some chick on discord a month before we got together
[–]daglowupFDS Disciple4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My favourite: ghosts for two weeks and then messages like nothing happened.
[–]aussieJoJoFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have said the same fake apology back to mine as he says it all the time... He actually thinks it's a real apology and thanked me for saying I am sorry ' your feelings were hurt when I did that' He truly believes it's a real apology....how do you let him know its not??
[–]sporadicblissFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“I’m sorry I said that, but I really don’t like it when you start drama for no reason.”
[–]lay-knee2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"I'm sorry that some thing so stupid matters this much to you"
For context, I was upset that he bailed on Easter dinner with my family without letting anyone know.
"I'm sorry you feel that way" is so typical lmao
[–]HighLife0001FDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Call it out. If someone gives you “I’m sorry you feel that way”, tell them that’s not a real apology and it’s actually really rude and manipulative
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"That's life."
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This phrase triggers my fist clenching ready to punch! Too many times.
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