They always tell on themselves, sometimes sooner than others

NoMoreLVM · 2022-01-18T17:35:05+00:00

He wants to share his finances but still wants something casual??! Honestly what the fuck?

missdanielleyy · 2022-01-18T17:35:55+00:00

“Something casual” but also split rent with me 😡

You can keep your own car though!

pepperfog · 2022-01-18T17:15:11+00:00

Lol. "Something casual" and wants someone to live with to spilt bills. What a joke.

Cat_With_The_Fur · 2022-01-18T16:59:17+00:00

No one tell him a 65 in tv is like $250 now. You can buy your own instead of taking on a whole man 😂

herbivorouscarnivore · 2022-01-18T16:39:19+00:00

Bullet point version: - cheater - slob - what’s his is his, what’s yours is his also - thinks his pnis is more impressive than it actually is - doesn’t believe in consensual sex

sexualfoodpantry · 2022-01-18T16:57:53+00:00

How to tell me you're a fuckboy without telling me you're a fuckboy.

daisy_0720 · 2022-01-18T18:51:42+00:00

200,000 years of evolution and we end up with... this.

God, what a travesty.

giftofnocondemnation · 2022-01-18T18:15:41+00:00

“I need you to subsidize my bills, plus I want to use your body for free (hookers are expensive). Also my precious car comes before you, aren’t I a catch?”

millennialpink2000 · 2022-01-18T16:51:28+00:00

Shouldn't this riveting post be on Craigslist in the looking for roommate section?

fuckbeingautobanned · 2022-01-18T16:37:14+00:00

Honesty has never looked so ugly.

shockingupdate · 2022-01-18T17:48:36+00:00

Plot twist: He’s in an ethically non-monogamous relationship with his TV and car

AmeliaEmiliaEmma · 2022-01-18T17:13:16+00:00

I’ve seen similar profiles “rent’s too high, let’s split it in half 😏”. Losers.

Pryras · 2022-01-18T17:54:42+00:00

“You can use one of my old cars sometimes if you want to split rent and have sex with me. You also get FULL access to my smart TV for all your viewing pleasure”

xdecadent · 2022-01-18T18:22:44+00:00

Lmao this is the epitome of TRIFLING. “Rents expensive” I threw up in my mouth 🤮

vronb12 · 2022-01-18T16:39:17+00:00

“I have nothing to offer but a nasty old mattress and some plastic plants. Let me clean out your bank account!”

The ego and lack of self-awareness here is honestly insane, even for LVM.

23eggz · 2022-01-18T19:37:13+00:00

Oh boy a guy who has a kink, drinks frequently, and who's highest level of education is high school

What a catch 🤩🤩🤩

DontAskTwice-A-Roni · 2022-01-18T17:15:07+00:00

And they call us gold diggers. Lmao scrotes mad.

Edit: Words

Astral_weaver · 2022-01-18T17:58:55+00:00

What mess of a man is that?

modernmedusaa · 2022-01-18T19:15:29+00:00

This is the type of guy screaming he gets no matches on the Red Pill

Lmfaoooo wow imagine being that tone deaf

Dude can’t even hide it on his profile

Bargin-basket · 2022-01-18T19:35:38+00:00

Hey ladies, I’m broke as fuck and I’m looking for a door mat ooops I mean nice lady that will let me move in, rent free (obvs!) and mooch off and basically do all my laundry and cook for me! And what willl I bring to the party? My magical penis and crushing debt! Sounds too good to be true, right? It’s not I really am that guy!

Ya no it’s a hard pass from me

BooksandEarlGreyTea · 2022-01-18T18:50:43+00:00

Is anyone going to read this beyond the cant keep ya man bit??? He is already saying he is going to dip as soon as he finds something he thinks is better.

europoor24 · 2022-01-18T19:21:54+00:00

sometimes hits the gym? so man's flabby, skinny fat on top of it all?

MacrameGoose34 · 2022-01-18T16:45:47+00:00

Damn these Craigslist-esque creeps are getting younger and younger and more desperate.

misandryisnotreal · 2022-01-18T21:21:39+00:00

All of this is out on Bumble, so the woman has to send him the first message, too? FFS

Sarahthefifth · 2022-01-18T17:14:00+00:00

LMAO. This is peak comedy

preppykat3 · 2022-01-18T18:22:38+00:00

Next!

wonkyeyes8877 · 2022-01-18T19:39:40+00:00

Bleh, this makes me feel so grossed out just reading it.

thenew-supreme · 2022-01-18T19:10:41+00:00

m00n5t0n3 · 2022-01-18T19:48:18+00:00

Financial partner - Something casual -??????

lolmemberberries · 2022-01-18T22:58:19+00:00

The hobosexual is strong with this one.

Jaelismyhomegirl · 2022-01-18T22:00:13+00:00

Sir, this is not the Craigslist Roommates Wanted page.

tiavarga · 2022-01-18T23:54:33+00:00

Sir, if you do not get out of my face with your blatant scrotery.

Shellyxxyxx · 2022-01-18T18:30:46+00:00

He’s under 6ft, broke, and that shameless 🤮 Some men are really delusional about their lack of desirability, aren’t they? I’m so glad women are waking up and raising their standards 😎

ItsFreezen · 2022-01-19T01:44:38+00:00

Mikey the trash can is calling you.

Unfit_Needleworker · 2022-01-19T05:47:26+00:00

He’s probably lying about the size of his TV just like his height.

The_Cat_Empress · 2022-01-19T04:11:55+00:00

Lmao HOW ROMANTIC!!

“Hey I don’t want to take care of you, I don’t wanna take you out…I just want you to go 50/50 and watch Netflix with me”

Is he serious?! Why hasn’t he found a male roommate?! Wack!

DuchessDurag · 2022-01-19T10:44:47+00:00

Throw the whole hobosexual away 😂😂😂

greatcathy · 2022-01-18T18:50:43+00:00

Of course he's a Sagittarius LMAO

FDS-GFY · 2022-01-19T05:26:21+00:00

A whole high school degree. What a catch.

poison_snacc · 2022-01-19T05:50:34+00:00

Can someone translate? I feel like I just read something in cockney english or something, it honestly makes almost no sense. If it’s to be taken literally, then good God I feel bad for the next person who ends up on his BO-scented, brown stained memory foam.

GlitteryMoss · 2022-01-19T03:41:36+00:00

he seems to have confused bumble with a "flatmates needed" app.

leekykeeks · 2022-01-19T17:17:52+00:00

He's not tall or smart enough to be asking for any of this.

FlockAroundtheClock · 2022-01-19T15:09:05+00:00

This person has been out of high school for almost a decade and still thinks like this?

spinsterchachkies · 2022-01-23T09:29:44+00:00

This is why I’m glad I make enough to afford my own 2bed apartment in the city. God is good

Title	They always tell on themselves, sometimes sooner than others
Author	AstroMaiden
Upvotes	598
Comments	88
Date	January 18, 2022 4:34 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/s71jp5/they_always_tell_on_themselves_sometimes_sooner/
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