TW: nasty as hell. I don’t even have words..

millions_ofpeachs4me · 2022-02-26T05:18:56+00:00

I want to know why they store bodily fluids in perfectly innocent jars or bottles. Has this ever been addressed?

Anyway, age gap 🚩family hates him and couldn’t wait for her to see the light 🚩he put hands on her when she tried to remove his poop jugs that he stores in their goddamn fucking kitchen 🚩 and last but not least, HE SHIT IN A JAR AND FOR SOME REASON LIKES TO KEEP IT 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

That’s enough Reddit for an evening. ✌🏻

ExistentialJelly · 2022-02-26T05:39:14+00:00

No... I refuse to let this take up brain space. I refuse to accept this as reality.

No...

Platipus6 · 2022-02-26T05:37:04+00:00

I'm rolling on the floor at the image of this turd burglar retrieving his precious poo from the trash to safely tuck away.

DSM-6, pandemic edition. These men have truly lost their minds.

whiskey_and_oreos · 2022-02-26T05:33:24+00:00

WHY ARE MEN. I bet he's grossed out by seeing unused tampons in a box under the sink.

VintagePallor · 2022-02-26T06:06:34+00:00

"In this moment I know he has chosen jars of *curdled turds* over his own wife." I'M DECEASED! It was worth the dry heaving to get to that part. Part of me hopes this is fake but the latter part of the story feels real. Assuming it is legit I'm SO proud of her for getting out and not rationalizing the physical abuse. She got the ick and GOT OUT! 24 married to a 42 year old, what a disgusting scrote. Who leaves her bathroom smelling like death and does no housework to boot! Filthy JOS... (Jar of Shit lmao)

queeninprogress · 2022-02-26T05:31:19+00:00

Is this actually real? It's come to my attention that there's a particular user who goes around the advice subreddits making fake posts about public urination etc because they get off on reading the grossed out comments. Idk about this OP's post history, but even if this one is real I want everyone to be aware that this is a thing. If a story sounds just a bit too gross to be real, it might not be.

purasangria · 2022-02-26T13:07:41+00:00

This should be tagged "male depravity" not "roast a scrote."

DrildoBagurren · 2022-02-26T12:38:01+00:00

But why tho? Why bottles of piss and jars of shit are so important to men ?

The_Moon_Piece · 2022-02-26T07:19:13+00:00

JAR JAR SHITS!!! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

ivesynthed · 2022-02-26T07:31:43+00:00

He could be friends with nest guy

FUBARfromLSA · 2022-02-26T14:40:32+00:00

She wasn’t taking his shit any more.

CheetahEnergy · 2022-02-26T13:09:16+00:00

Why wasn’t one of the options she listed to RUN AWAY AND NEVER LOOK BACK?!?!?!?!?!?

ConstantNurse · 2022-02-26T09:12:54+00:00

Most likely fake story but even so.

Fixations with feces in peculiar manners often scream of previous abuse. If this is a real situation, the guy was probably horrifically abused when a child. It would also explain his severe age gap marriage with a girl who is in her early 20's while he is in his 40's.

In short, the dude is a psychological minefield and that girl best GTFO before he unleashes more of a shitstorm on her.

millennialpink2000 · 2022-02-26T08:03:30+00:00

Shit jars. And they want to act like the prize woooo eeeee. Nope. Never in a billion years would a woman bottle her shit and accessorize her kitchen with it. Then drag it back in from the garbage at the side of the road. Dear god, get a fleet of therapists, my man

Davina33 · 2022-02-26T07:59:11+00:00

So disgusting! As an IBS sufferer, the last thing I want to do is see my shit for a moment longer than I need to. I cannot think of one good reason for him doing this?

herbivorouscarnivore · 2022-02-26T08:42:43+00:00

I clicked, saw one sentence, thought, “Oh hell naw” and closed it right back up.

This is cause for divorce.

Jaelismyhomegirl · 2022-02-26T17:42:21+00:00

Will you look at that age gap? This just proves that middle-aged scrotes marry women much younger than them because younger women don’t have the life experience to know how to vet these men out, and are (supposedly) easier to gaslight.

NotMyRealName814 · 2022-02-26T14:49:59+00:00

What the hell did I just read?

oddcharm · 2022-02-26T09:49:43+00:00

this is not real omg lmaoooo wtf did I just read

The_Cat_Empress · 2022-02-26T17:03:19+00:00

Damn it's a bad time to be eating rn.

"I'm not sure how to deal with this"

I have one word...flamethrower...burn it all down including the man.

Leeola_Mcgillicuddy · 2022-02-26T09:40:24+00:00

This one was disgusting and disturbing on a whole different level. That poor woman. Her soon to be ex is a sick weirdo.

lalacestmoi · 2022-02-26T13:29:42+00:00

I was thinking it sounds like he is mentally unstable and feeling shame when confronted with evidence of it. It screams schizophrenia or bipolar to me. What a disgusting find.

solstice100 · 2022-02-26T11:05:43+00:00

No I actually just started gagging uncontrollably reading this.

ChgItToRayGunYouFuck · 2022-02-26T18:31:21+00:00

God, there's nothing I can do but laugh at this story about Jar Jar Stinks 💩

Good for her for not caving in. What a literal shit show!

warinmymind94 · 2022-02-27T00:04:18+00:00

This sounds like an episode of hoarders on tlc. A woman was living alone and sitting in various jars and buckets and keeping it in the house. The show actually has social services come in and she was deemed unfit to live on her own, and severe mentally ill. They put her into a group home and started therapy. Obviously this scorte had mental illness of some sort to do this, and its especially wicked if it was just to upset his wife.

I'm so glad she left him over it though. Thank God. More women are leaving and waking up rather than tolerating it.

Kingkazola · 2022-02-27T04:59:33+00:00

Honestly, couldn't get past the title that's revolting 🤢

sleepysiri · 2022-02-27T15:27:28+00:00

SOMEONE IN THE COMMENTS SAID TURD BURGLAR BYE 💀💀💀

Title	TW: nasty as hell. I don’t even have words..
Author	bonafidefille1
Upvotes	418
Comments	70
Date	February 26, 2022 4:55 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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