Spotted one in the wild.

Sallou9 · 2022-03-17T20:15:30+00:00

"The man is supposed to pursue... so please pursue me."

Great stuff, genius.

purasangria · 2022-03-17T19:57:47+00:00

Uber-driver scrote wants women to audition for his peen.

No. We not doing that any more.

queenofswordsxxx · 2022-03-17T23:58:54+00:00

The sperm chases the egg but the egg needs to chase the sperm first LMFAO

This man is literally delusional

Ashamed-Reputation-2 · 2022-03-18T07:44:06+00:00

night rides, deep talks, music, and food bio is proof that he's not even worth getting to know. He's so fucking boring and I'm also getting broke, Netflix & chill vibes lol

insurrectionaryINTJ · 2022-03-17T21:14:58+00:00

“Show me that you’re worth pursuing,” the scrote shouted from his gamer chair, a cigarette dangling from his sausage lips and yellowed teeth. His severely under-groomed mess of a cat hissed in fear. His phone pinged— it’s a notification from Uber informing him that his driver account has been suspended for harassment of female passengers.

Thestral-glow6 · 2022-03-17T19:55:52+00:00

Yeahh.. no thanks 😂 FDS women don’t jump through hoops to prove ourselves.

warinmymind94 · 2022-03-18T00:27:42+00:00

Yeah this is common on OLD. "Message me first, show me a good time, make me laugh, show me around" I think they forget they're men. It's their job to impress and pursue woman.

Unmatch /block men that say things like this. It's their Bait to lure in pickmes that will be trying hard to pursue him.

SupremeDearLeader · 2022-03-18T15:15:09+00:00

Uber driver wants YOU to thirst for HIM . Maybe if we're lucky he'll give us 2 minutes of fleshlight sex in his smelly car.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Let us know how that goes

lakat17 · 2022-03-18T05:28:10+00:00

Well he let the all the women know he’s basically trash

QueenAlice3 · 2022-03-17T20:15:20+00:00

“I want me to want you to want me to want you.” Or something like that. The logical sex.

apple_cores · 2022-03-17T22:58:07+00:00

A man who likes food? Ground-breaking

Zitrone77 · 2022-03-18T11:18:29+00:00

He’s got a comma splice. That’s a serious red flag.

aquietsword · 2022-03-17T21:21:24+00:00

He's not the bright, is he?

Maingurl · 2022-03-17T20:28:38+00:00

Interest:Gamer

jijitsu-princess · 2022-03-18T03:21:43+00:00

If you take the vagina out of the equation these men only want other men.

saint-jezebel · 2022-03-17T22:12:22+00:00

He needs to change his preferences to Male. He’s clearly on the wrong side of the app.

AnniaT · 2022-03-18T08:29:29+00:00

Lmao he wish 😂

edwardianemerald · 2022-03-17T21:03:20+00:00

Why doesn't he have mental gymnastics in his interests?

4E4ME · 2022-03-17T22:59:12+00:00

He can't afford to pursue multiple women so he needs to guard his resources carefully.

He's a dragon.

ItsFreezen · 2022-03-18T12:05:26+00:00

Same Scrote who doesn't believe in taking showers lol.

Carneliancat · 2022-03-17T20:02:31+00:00

Does this poor addled fool even know what he's trying to say here?

spinsterchachkies · 2022-03-17T20:38:31+00:00

Oh no 🙈 So much unearned confidence. It’s the Scorpio

eatapeach18 · 2022-03-18T16:27:55+00:00

“Show me you’re worth pursuing” = “dance for me, little monkey!” Yuck, no thanks 💁🏽‍♀️🤡

alpinepunch2021 · 2022-03-17T22:58:35+00:00

The incel energy in this overly aggressive bio

oneheadlight312 · 2022-03-18T10:43:54+00:00

Bad news for you, Tomas. I'm a grower, not a shower.

Junior-Lion7893 · 2022-03-17T20:43:28+00:00

The cognitive dissonance with this one 😂 🤦🏻‍♀️

IgetUsernameScraps · 2022-03-18T16:12:07+00:00

He likes music and food. What a unique individual. Such a catch.

RoseDumpling · 2022-03-17T21:27:29+00:00

That logic tho. 2+6-99= ♥️

kittycakes22 · 2022-03-17T20:58:26+00:00

Nah I’d just not talk to guys who don’t talk to me first. No need to state it.

KitKat1705 · 2022-03-17T22:28:42+00:00

OLD is fucking garbage

Risoa · 2022-03-18T10:38:52+00:00

Gross

Meredeen · 2022-03-19T00:51:14+00:00

Male animals perform in various creative ways to earn their mates in nature, from movements to colors. Dress up and dance for me motherfucker 😂😂

exhalefierceness · 2022-03-17T22:53:53+00:00

Excuse my language but…..

What the flying fuck?

PinkestMango · 2022-03-19T01:31:12+00:00

I would rather eat my entire foot than send a first message. That's the barest of minimums.

sweet_birthday_babyy · 2022-03-17T23:31:24+00:00

Lmao

GoldandGlowing · 2022-03-18T04:23:25+00:00

Believes the man is supposed to pursue the woman Too lazy to text first

asupernova91 · 2022-03-17T21:11:40+00:00

…..

katiekat0214 · 2022-03-18T15:33:05+00:00

So... paradox? The man is supposed to pursue, but I'm not going to pursue? Zero sum game. Truly dumb.

vilepurity · 2022-03-19T04:46:17+00:00

Not to be shallow but “Uber” LMFAOAOAOAOOAOAOAOA

CoffeeBeforeAdulty · 2022-03-20T01:26:18+00:00

Reading this almost lowered my credit score.

Title	Spotted one in the wild.
Author	greeneyesrosylips
Upvotes	512
Comments	67
Date	March 17, 2022 7:42 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/tgifui/spotted_one_in_the_wild/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/spotted-one-in-the-wild.1107088 https://theredarchive.com/post/1107088

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